fyi: GREENSPAN PROPOSES CAT TAX

Roby wrote in message ...

Greenspan suggested a $500 per cat head-tax, paid annually with
each cat owner's federal income tax return.

If you make something bizarre up, the chances are there's something
stranger out there in reality.

I *do* pay cat tax, but it's only $5-/year.

So there.
S.

Not to mention the tax on petfood, collars, litter, and toys.

JJ

If you make something bizarre up, the chances are there's
something stranger out there in reality.

I *do* pay cat tax, but it's only $5-/year.

So there.
S.

Not to mention the tax on petfood, collars, litter, and toys.

JJ

If you make something bizarre up, the chances are there's
something stranger out there in reality.

I *do* pay cat tax, but it's only $5-/year.

So there.
S.

Steve G wrote:

Roby wrote in message
...

Greenspan suggested a $500 per cat head-tax, paid annually with
each cat owner's federal income tax return.

If you make something bizarre up, the chances are there's something
stranger out there in reality.

I *do* pay cat tax, but it's only $5-/year.

So there.
S.

Why don't you protest? Gather up a bunch of fellow cat-owners. Dress up as
Indians and dump a bunch of catnip into the ocean. Over here in the
Colonies, we did that in Boston in 1773 and it worked quite well.

Roby

Steve G wrote:

Roby wrote in message
...

Greenspan suggested a $500 per cat head-tax, paid annually with
each cat owner's federal income tax return.

If you make something bizarre up, the chances are there's something
stranger out there in reality.

I *do* pay cat tax, but it's only $5-/year.

So there.
S.

Why don't you protest? Gather up a bunch of fellow cat-owners. Dress up as
Indians and dump a bunch of catnip into the ocean. Over here in the
Colonies, we did that in Boston in 1773 and it worked quite well.

Roby