Bonnie falls off the Roof

We had visitors to-day and someone remarked thoughtfully that there was
a cat on the roof. Our lounge looks out onto big beams that criss
cross a U-shaped area. Bonnie was busy balancing on the beams like a
tight-rope walker and yowling.

I laughed merrily. "She's always doing that," I said. "Don't worry,
she is far too smart to fall off."

Stupid last words. As we watched Bonnie lost her footing and crashed
to the ground several feet beneath. Yikkkkkkkkes.

Oh God. I tore outside and found her sitting in the garden.
She was furious at her loss of dignity and not hurt a bit. Shortly
thereafter she was fighting Clyde to the death.

But we got a fright. Just goes to show that even a sure-footed cat can
have an accident

Bev
--
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

in article , Bev at wrote on
4/24/04 10:18 PM:

We had visitors to-day and someone remarked thoughtfully that there was
a cat on the roof. Our lounge looks out onto big beams that criss
cross a U-shaped area. Bonnie was busy balancing on the beams like a
tight-rope walker and yowling.

I laughed merrily. "She's always doing that," I said. "Don't worry,
she is far too smart to fall off."

Stupid last words. As we watched Bonnie lost her footing and crashed
to the ground several feet beneath. Yikkkkkkkkes.

Oh God. I tore outside and found her sitting in the garden.
She was furious at her loss of dignity and not hurt a bit. Shortly
thereafter she was fighting Clyde to the death.

But we got a fright. Just goes to show that even a sure-footed cat can
have an accident

Bev
--
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

Egad. You are not going to live through their teenhood!

Karen

in article , Bev at wrote on
4/24/04 10:18 PM:

We had visitors to-day and someone remarked thoughtfully that there was
a cat on the roof. Our lounge looks out onto big beams that criss
cross a U-shaped area. Bonnie was busy balancing on the beams like a
tight-rope walker and yowling.

I laughed merrily. "She's always doing that," I said. "Don't worry,
she is far too smart to fall off."

Stupid last words. As we watched Bonnie lost her footing and crashed
to the ground several feet beneath. Yikkkkkkkkes.

Oh God. I tore outside and found her sitting in the garden.
She was furious at her loss of dignity and not hurt a bit. Shortly
thereafter she was fighting Clyde to the death.

But we got a fright. Just goes to show that even a sure-footed cat can
have an accident

Bev
--
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

Egad. You are not going to live through their teenhood!

Karen

I laughed merrily. "She's always doing that," I said. "Don't worry,
she is far too smart to fall off."

Stupid last words. As we watched Bonnie lost her footing and crashed
to the ground several feet beneath. Yikkkkkkkkes.

My friend had lost her indoor cat. Hadn't seen her in three days. She calls me
up "kitty is one the roof! obviously escaped out of a window. Come help me." I
go and see kitty on the roof. I coax her near the edge while I get up there on
a ladder. No, she wouldn't go back near the window she went out of. As she got
near the edge of the roof I grabbed her, just as she grabbed a piece of slate
roof tile with a nice chunk of cement. I pull her off the roof not seeing the
piece of tile and cement which goes slamming into my mouth. I don't want to
lose her so I still don't let go until I hand off kitty. I almost knocked my
front teeth out and I had the biggest, fattest black lip. My front teeth were
lose and it hurt to eat for three days. All for a cat...of course! ow.

I laughed merrily. "She's always doing that," I said. "Don't worry,
she is far too smart to fall off."

Stupid last words. As we watched Bonnie lost her footing and crashed
to the ground several feet beneath. Yikkkkkkkkes.

My friend had lost her indoor cat. Hadn't seen her in three days. She calls me
up "kitty is one the roof! obviously escaped out of a window. Come help me." I
go and see kitty on the roof. I coax her near the edge while I get up there on
a ladder. No, she wouldn't go back near the window she went out of. As she got
near the edge of the roof I grabbed her, just as she grabbed a piece of slate
roof tile with a nice chunk of cement. I pull her off the roof not seeing the
piece of tile and cement which goes slamming into my mouth. I don't want to
lose her so I still don't let go until I hand off kitty. I almost knocked my
front teeth out and I had the biggest, fattest black lip. My front teeth were
lose and it hurt to eat for three days. All for a cat...of course! ow.

Mary wrote:

My friend had lost her indoor cat. Hadn't seen her in three days. She
calls me up "kitty is one the roof!

I think this is a cue for David Yehudah to post the joke about "the cat's
on the roof." (You do know that one, don't you, Dave?)

Joyce - if you don't, I'll post it.

Mary wrote:

My friend had lost her indoor cat. Hadn't seen her in three days. She
calls me up "kitty is one the roof!

I think this is a cue for David Yehudah to post the joke about "the cat's
on the roof." (You do know that one, don't you, Dave?)

Joyce - if you don't, I'll post it.

On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 10:19:09 GMT, yodeled:

Mary wrote:

My friend had lost her indoor cat. Hadn't seen her in three days. She
calls me up "kitty is one the roof!

I think this is a cue for David Yehudah to post the joke about "the cat's
on the roof." (You do know that one, don't you, Dave?)

Joyce - if you don't, I'll post it.

Is that the one that ends-- "Well, your mother's on the roof"?


Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)

On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 10:19:09 GMT, yodeled:

Mary wrote:

My friend had lost her indoor cat. Hadn't seen her in three days. She
calls me up "kitty is one the roof!

I think this is a cue for David Yehudah to post the joke about "the cat's
on the roof." (You do know that one, don't you, Dave?)

Joyce - if you don't, I'll post it.

Is that the one that ends-- "Well, your mother's on the roof"?


Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)

Ah but look how you saved Bonnies life!
Only she probably cursed you for spoiling
her fun.Jean.P.
Mary wrote in message
...
I laughed merrily. "She's always doing that," I said. "Don't worry,
she is far too smart to fall off."

Stupid last words. As we watched Bonnie lost her footing and crashed
to the ground several feet beneath. Yikkkkkkkkes.

My friend had lost her indoor cat. Hadn't seen her in three days. She
calls me
up "kitty is one the roof! obviously escaped out of a window. Come help
me." I
go and see kitty on the roof. I coax her near the edge while I get up
there on
a ladder. No, she wouldn't go back near the window she went out of. As she
got
near the edge of the roof I grabbed her, just as she grabbed a piece of
slate
roof tile with a nice chunk of cement. I pull her off the roof not seeing
the
piece of tile and cement which goes slamming into my mouth. I don't want
to
lose her so I still don't let go until I hand off kitty. I almost knocked
my
front teeth out and I had the biggest, fattest black lip. My front teeth
were
lose and it hurt to eat for three days. All for a cat...of course! ow.