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  #1  
Old November 1st 10, 02:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default a twibute to tiger

Chester climbs onto Trudi's stool, clears his throat and begins.

Diz iz beri hard fur minesef butted i wnted ta go furzt beclawz in mine
howze i owez tiger da mozt. you see, when Miss vileette sented Storrmmee to
da hoominz afur she wented to da brige storrmmee had so muc energee dat she
made tiger anna ofur kitteez krazee wif alladat energee, da hoominz
suspishined dat storrmmees momcat musta been orange beclawz efuri time
hersef getted closeta tiger herssef luked fur a breekfazt nozzle, tiger wuz
not at all amuzed by diz butted himz juzt komplained lowdlee wifowt smakin
hersef... so afur a while da soft tolda furree dat if storrmmee wuz gonna
kontinue ta lif wif dem da hoominz wuz gonna hafta get hersef a friend wif
enuf energee ta taksa stress offa rezt offa ofur catz... i wont bore ursefz
wiffa alladetalez butted i wuz da kittee choozed... i had been inna cage
pwze a long time so i wuz reallee gladta geta new onetrue home, anna onze i
wz der i did efurithin i kuld ta getsa long wiffa alla kitteez, tiger afur
juzt a little bit of hissin anna wafin hiwzown paw of pwer arownd decided i
waz ok anna i kuld stay anna efin seemed greetfulta be able ta take a nap
wifowt being serched fura breekfazt nozzle inna middle offa nap...

Tiger wuza esintrik kittee whut da hoomin willz proli writ abowt durin da
ball butted himz main job beside beina senyur kittee afur violette leaved
wuz ta letsa hoominz know about da qwalitee anna amowntz of fudz anna waterz
on offer... which himz did onna veree regular schedule wiffa veri lowd anna
komandin kittee voize... da veree lazt thing da hoominz did befure bed wazta
make sure da fudz anna waterz wuz juzt rite or tiger wuld wake demselvez up
wif hizown I IZ STARFIN!!!' MEOW

owrz howze iz still beri strezzed abowt da fakt dat tiger hadda leaf uses so
we hopez ursefz duzint mind ifin we duzint write alla hizown tributez
togefur, anna mayhapz durin da efinin afur sum danzin anna fudz anofur of
uses will speak abowt hisef,

Chester, hopin he did his furnd juztize


  #2  
Old November 1st 10, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Yoo did a finefine job, Chester.

Rebecca


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Old November 1st 10, 02:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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fang ursef, i izunt dat gud atta talkin in furnt of folkz, Chester
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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Yoo did a finefine job, Chester.

Rebecca



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Old November 1st 10, 03:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Yoo didd uh wunnerful job Chester, yeUP. Mosey fur hiz hoam


Chester climbs onto Trudi's stool, clears his throat and begins.

Diz iz beri hard fur minesef butted i wnted ta go furzt beclawz in mine
howze i owez tiger da mozt. you see, when Miss vileette sented Storrmmee
to da hoominz afur she wented to da brige storrmmee had so muc energee dat
she made tiger anna ofur kitteez krazee wif alladat energee, da hoominz
suspishined dat storrmmees momcat musta been orange beclawz efuri time
hersef getted closeta tiger herssef luked fur a breekfazt nozzle, tiger
wuz not at all amuzed by diz butted himz juzt komplained lowdlee wifowt
smakin hersef... so afur a while da soft tolda furree dat if storrmmee wuz
gonna kontinue ta lif wif dem da hoominz wuz gonna hafta get hersef a
friend wif enuf energee ta taksa stress offa rezt offa ofur catz... i wont
bore ursefz wiffa alladetalez butted i wuz da kittee choozed... i had been
inna cage pwze a long time so i wuz reallee gladta geta new onetrue home,
anna onze i wz der i did efurithin i kuld ta getsa long wiffa alla
kitteez, tiger afur juzt a little bit of hissin anna wafin hiwzown paw of
pwer arownd decided i waz ok anna i kuld stay anna efin seemed greetfulta
be able ta take a nap wifowt being serched fura breekfazt nozzle inna
middle offa nap...

Tiger wuza esintrik kittee whut da hoomin willz proli writ abowt durin da
ball butted himz main job beside beina senyur kittee afur violette leaved
wuz ta letsa hoominz know about da qwalitee anna amowntz of fudz anna
waterz on offer... which himz did onna veree regular schedule wiffa veri
lowd anna komandin kittee voize... da veree lazt thing da hoominz did
befure bed wazta make sure da fudz anna waterz wuz juzt rite or tiger wuld
wake demselvez up wif hizown I IZ STARFIN!!!' MEOW

owrz howze iz still beri strezzed abowt da fakt dat tiger hadda leaf uses
so we hopez ursefz duzint mind ifin we duzint write alla hizown tributez
togefur, anna mayhapz durin da efinin afur sum danzin anna fudz anofur of
uses will speak abowt hisef,

Chester, hopin he did his furnd juztize

  #5  
Old November 1st 10, 03:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default a twibute to tiger

fang ursef, chester
"Mosey =^;;^=" wrote in message
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Yoo didd uh wunnerful job Chester, yeUP. Mosey fur hiz hoam


Chester climbs onto Trudi's stool, clears his throat and begins.

Diz iz beri hard fur minesef butted i wnted ta go furzt beclawz in mine
howze i owez tiger da mozt. you see, when Miss vileette sented Storrmmee
to da hoominz afur she wented to da brige storrmmee had so muc energee
dat she made tiger anna ofur kitteez krazee wif alladat energee, da
hoominz suspishined dat storrmmees momcat musta been orange beclawz efuri
time hersef getted closeta tiger herssef luked fur a breekfazt nozzle,
tiger wuz not at all amuzed by diz butted himz juzt komplained lowdlee
wifowt smakin hersef... so afur a while da soft tolda furree dat if
storrmmee wuz gonna kontinue ta lif wif dem da hoominz wuz gonna hafta
get hersef a friend wif enuf energee ta taksa stress offa rezt offa ofur
catz... i wont bore ursefz wiffa alladetalez butted i wuz da kittee
choozed... i had been inna cage pwze a long time so i wuz reallee gladta
geta new onetrue home, anna onze i wz der i did efurithin i kuld ta getsa
long wiffa alla kitteez, tiger afur juzt a little bit of hissin anna
wafin hiwzown paw of pwer arownd decided i waz ok anna i kuld stay anna
efin seemed greetfulta be able ta take a nap wifowt being serched fura
breekfazt nozzle inna middle offa nap...

Tiger wuza esintrik kittee whut da hoomin willz proli writ abowt durin da
ball butted himz main job beside beina senyur kittee afur violette leaved
wuz ta letsa hoominz know about da qwalitee anna amowntz of fudz anna
waterz on offer... which himz did onna veree regular schedule wiffa veri
lowd anna komandin kittee voize... da veree lazt thing da hoominz did
befure bed wazta make sure da fudz anna waterz wuz juzt rite or tiger
wuld wake demselvez up wif hizown I IZ STARFIN!!!' MEOW

owrz howze iz still beri strezzed abowt da fakt dat tiger hadda leaf uses
so we hopez ursefz duzint mind ifin we duzint write alla hizown tributez
togefur, anna mayhapz durin da efinin afur sum danzin anna fudz anofur of
uses will speak abowt hisef,

Chester, hopin he did his furnd juztize



  #6  
Old November 1st 10, 03:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Piglett smiles at Chester. Young mancat, u did jus fine. I iz proud of
yourself. She pats him on the head and turns away with a tear for the pain
of her frenz.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Chester climbs onto Trudi's stool, clears his throat and begins.

Diz iz beri hard fur minesef butted i wnted ta go furzt beclawz in mine
howze i owez tiger da mozt. you see, when Miss vileette sented Storrmmee
to da hoominz afur she wented to da brige storrmmee had so muc energee dat
she made tiger anna ofur kitteez krazee wif alladat energee, da hoominz
suspishined dat storrmmees momcat musta been orange beclawz efuri time
hersef getted closeta tiger herssef luked fur a breekfazt nozzle, tiger
wuz not at all amuzed by diz butted himz juzt komplained lowdlee wifowt
smakin hersef... so afur a while da soft tolda furree dat if storrmmee wuz
gonna kontinue ta lif wif dem da hoominz wuz gonna hafta get hersef a
friend wif enuf energee ta taksa stress offa rezt offa ofur catz... i wont
bore ursefz wiffa alladetalez butted i wuz da kittee choozed... i had been
inna cage pwze a long time so i wuz reallee gladta geta new onetrue home,
anna onze i wz der i did efurithin i kuld ta getsa long wiffa alla
kitteez, tiger afur juzt a little bit of hissin anna wafin hiwzown paw of
pwer arownd decided i waz ok anna i kuld stay anna efin seemed greetfulta
be able ta take a nap wifowt being serched fura breekfazt nozzle inna
middle offa nap...

Tiger wuza esintrik kittee whut da hoomin willz proli writ abowt durin da
ball butted himz main job beside beina senyur kittee afur violette leaved
wuz ta letsa hoominz know about da qwalitee anna amowntz of fudz anna
waterz on offer... which himz did onna veree regular schedule wiffa veri
lowd anna komandin kittee voize... da veree lazt thing da hoominz did
befure bed wazta make sure da fudz anna waterz wuz juzt rite or tiger wuld
wake demselvez up wif hizown I IZ STARFIN!!!' MEOW

owrz howze iz still beri strezzed abowt da fakt dat tiger hadda leaf uses
so we hopez ursefz duzint mind ifin we duzint write alla hizown tributez
togefur, anna mayhapz durin da efinin afur sum danzin anna fudz anofur of
uses will speak abowt hisef,

Chester, hopin he did his furnd juztize



  #7  
Old November 1st 10, 03:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default a twibute to tiger

fang ursef, i wanted da whole catmunity ta know luckee i waz ta share hizown
hoominz, chester
"Granby" wrote in message
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Piglett smiles at Chester. Young mancat, u did jus fine. I iz proud of
yourself. She pats him on the head and turns away with a tear for the
pain of her frenz.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Chester climbs onto Trudi's stool, clears his throat and begins.

Diz iz beri hard fur minesef butted i wnted ta go furzt beclawz in mine
howze i owez tiger da mozt. you see, when Miss vileette sented Storrmmee
to da hoominz afur she wented to da brige storrmmee had so muc energee
dat she made tiger anna ofur kitteez krazee wif alladat energee, da
hoominz suspishined dat storrmmees momcat musta been orange beclawz efuri
time hersef getted closeta tiger herssef luked fur a breekfazt nozzle,
tiger wuz not at all amuzed by diz butted himz juzt komplained lowdlee
wifowt smakin hersef... so afur a while da soft tolda furree dat if
storrmmee wuz gonna kontinue ta lif wif dem da hoominz wuz gonna hafta
get hersef a friend wif enuf energee ta taksa stress offa rezt offa ofur
catz... i wont bore ursefz wiffa alladetalez butted i wuz da kittee
choozed... i had been inna cage pwze a long time so i wuz reallee gladta
geta new onetrue home, anna onze i wz der i did efurithin i kuld ta getsa
long wiffa alla kitteez, tiger afur juzt a little bit of hissin anna
wafin hiwzown paw of pwer arownd decided i waz ok anna i kuld stay anna
efin seemed greetfulta be able ta take a nap wifowt being serched fura
breekfazt nozzle inna middle offa nap...

Tiger wuza esintrik kittee whut da hoomin willz proli writ abowt durin da
ball butted himz main job beside beina senyur kittee afur violette leaved
wuz ta letsa hoominz know about da qwalitee anna amowntz of fudz anna
waterz on offer... which himz did onna veree regular schedule wiffa veri
lowd anna komandin kittee voize... da veree lazt thing da hoominz did
befure bed wazta make sure da fudz anna waterz wuz juzt rite or tiger
wuld wake demselvez up wif hizown I IZ STARFIN!!!' MEOW

owrz howze iz still beri strezzed abowt da fakt dat tiger hadda leaf uses
so we hopez ursefz duzint mind ifin we duzint write alla hizown tributez
togefur, anna mayhapz durin da efinin afur sum danzin anna fudz anofur of
uses will speak abowt hisef,

Chester, hopin he did his furnd juztize





  #8  
Old November 1st 10, 03:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default a twibute to tiger

Chester, da gramby finkz dem iz luki ta haff urself. She said u waz a
lufflie cat and such a cuddle bug. Piglett still smiling at her friend.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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fang ursef, i wanted da whole catmunity ta know luckee i waz ta share
hizown hoominz, chester
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglett smiles at Chester. Young mancat, u did jus fine. I iz proud of
yourself. She pats him on the head and turns away with a tear for the
pain of her frenz.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Chester climbs onto Trudi's stool, clears his throat and begins.

Diz iz beri hard fur minesef butted i wnted ta go furzt beclawz in mine
howze i owez tiger da mozt. you see, when Miss vileette sented Storrmmee
to da hoominz afur she wented to da brige storrmmee had so muc energee
dat she made tiger anna ofur kitteez krazee wif alladat energee, da
hoominz suspishined dat storrmmees momcat musta been orange beclawz
efuri time hersef getted closeta tiger herssef luked fur a breekfazt
nozzle, tiger wuz not at all amuzed by diz butted himz juzt komplained
lowdlee wifowt smakin hersef... so afur a while da soft tolda furree dat
if storrmmee wuz gonna kontinue ta lif wif dem da hoominz wuz gonna
hafta get hersef a friend wif enuf energee ta taksa stress offa rezt
offa ofur catz... i wont bore ursefz wiffa alladetalez butted i wuz da
kittee choozed... i had been inna cage pwze a long time so i wuz reallee
gladta geta new onetrue home, anna onze i wz der i did efurithin i kuld
ta getsa long wiffa alla kitteez, tiger afur juzt a little bit of hissin
anna wafin hiwzown paw of pwer arownd decided i waz ok anna i kuld stay
anna efin seemed greetfulta be able ta take a nap wifowt being serched
fura breekfazt nozzle inna middle offa nap...

Tiger wuza esintrik kittee whut da hoomin willz proli writ abowt durin
da ball butted himz main job beside beina senyur kittee afur violette
leaved wuz ta letsa hoominz know about da qwalitee anna amowntz of fudz
anna waterz on offer... which himz did onna veree regular schedule wiffa
veri lowd anna komandin kittee voize... da veree lazt thing da hoominz
did befure bed wazta make sure da fudz anna waterz wuz juzt rite or
tiger wuld wake demselvez up wif hizown I IZ STARFIN!!!' MEOW

owrz howze iz still beri strezzed abowt da fakt dat tiger hadda leaf
uses so we hopez ursefz duzint mind ifin we duzint write alla hizown
tributez togefur, anna mayhapz durin da efinin afur sum danzin anna fudz
anofur of uses will speak abowt hisef,

Chester, hopin he did his furnd juztize







  #9  
Old November 1st 10, 04:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default a twibute to tiger

fang ursef agin, yourown gramby giffsa gud skritches... anna mh sayz she wuz
beri smurt at figurin owtta mattie flash, chester
"Granby" wrote in message
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Chester, da gramby finkz dem iz luki ta haff urself. She said u waz a
lufflie cat and such a cuddle bug. Piglett still smiling at her friend.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
fang ursef, i wanted da whole catmunity ta know luckee i waz ta share
hizown hoominz, chester
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglett smiles at Chester. Young mancat, u did jus fine. I iz proud of
yourself. She pats him on the head and turns away with a tear for the
pain of her frenz.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Chester climbs onto Trudi's stool, clears his throat and begins.

Diz iz beri hard fur minesef butted i wnted ta go furzt beclawz in mine
howze i owez tiger da mozt. you see, when Miss vileette sented
Storrmmee to da hoominz afur she wented to da brige storrmmee had so
muc energee dat she made tiger anna ofur kitteez krazee wif alladat
energee, da hoominz suspishined dat storrmmees momcat musta been orange
beclawz efuri time hersef getted closeta tiger herssef luked fur a
breekfazt nozzle, tiger wuz not at all amuzed by diz butted himz juzt
komplained lowdlee wifowt smakin hersef... so afur a while da soft
tolda furree dat if storrmmee wuz gonna kontinue ta lif wif dem da
hoominz wuz gonna hafta get hersef a friend wif enuf energee ta taksa
stress offa rezt offa ofur catz... i wont bore ursefz wiffa alladetalez
butted i wuz da kittee choozed... i had been inna cage pwze a long time
so i wuz reallee gladta geta new onetrue home, anna onze i wz der i did
efurithin i kuld ta getsa long wiffa alla kitteez, tiger afur juzt a
little bit of hissin anna wafin hiwzown paw of pwer arownd decided i
waz ok anna i kuld stay anna efin seemed greetfulta be able ta take a
nap wifowt being serched fura breekfazt nozzle inna middle offa nap...

Tiger wuza esintrik kittee whut da hoomin willz proli writ abowt durin
da ball butted himz main job beside beina senyur kittee afur violette
leaved wuz ta letsa hoominz know about da qwalitee anna amowntz of fudz
anna waterz on offer... which himz did onna veree regular schedule
wiffa veri lowd anna komandin kittee voize... da veree lazt thing da
hoominz did befure bed wazta make sure da fudz anna waterz wuz juzt
rite or tiger wuld wake demselvez up wif hizown I IZ STARFIN!!!' MEOW

owrz howze iz still beri strezzed abowt da fakt dat tiger hadda leaf
uses so we hopez ursefz duzint mind ifin we duzint write alla hizown
tributez togefur, anna mayhapz durin da efinin afur sum danzin anna
fudz anofur of uses will speak abowt hisef,

Chester, hopin he did his furnd juztize









  #10  
Old November 1st 10, 05:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gabrielle[_2_]
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On Oct 31, 7:19*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
Chester climbs onto Trudi's stool, clears his throat and begins.

Diz iz beri hard fur minesef butted i wnted ta go furzt beclawz in mine
howze i owez tiger da mozt. you see, when Miss vileette sented Storrmmee to
da hoominz afur she wented to da brige storrmmee had so muc energee dat she
made tiger anna ofur kitteez krazee wif alladat energee, da hoominz
suspishined dat storrmmees momcat musta been orange beclawz efuri time
hersef getted closeta tiger herssef luked fur a breekfazt nozzle, tiger wuz
not at all amuzed by diz butted himz juzt komplained lowdlee wifowt smakin
hersef... so afur a while da soft tolda furree dat if storrmmee wuz gonna
kontinue ta lif wif dem da hoominz wuz gonna hafta get hersef a friend wif
enuf energee ta taksa stress offa rezt offa ofur catz... i wont bore ursefz
wiffa alladetalez butted i wuz da kittee choozed... i had been inna cage
pwze a long time so i wuz reallee gladta geta new onetrue home, anna onze i
wz der i did efurithin i kuld ta getsa long wiffa alla kitteez, tiger afur
juzt a little bit of hissin anna wafin hiwzown paw of pwer arownd decided i
waz ok anna i kuld stay anna efin seemed greetfulta be able ta take a nap
wifowt being serched fura breekfazt nozzle inna middle offa nap...

Tiger wuza esintrik kittee whut da hoomin willz proli writ abowt durin da
ball butted himz main job beside beina senyur kittee afur violette leaved
wuz ta letsa hoominz know about da qwalitee anna amowntz of fudz anna waterz
on offer... which himz did onna veree regular schedule wiffa veri lowd anna
komandin kittee voize... da veree lazt thing da hoominz did befure bed wazta
make sure da fudz anna waterz wuz juzt rite or tiger wuld wake demselvez up
wif hizown I IZ STARFIN!!!' MEOW

owrz howze iz still beri strezzed abowt da fakt dat tiger hadda leaf uses so
we hopez ursefz duzint mind ifin we duzint write alla hizown tributez
togefur, anna mayhapz durin da efinin afur sum danzin anna fudz anofur of
uses will speak abowt hisef,

Chester, hopin he did his furnd juztize


Yew did Tiger prowd, Chester. He wuz a gudgud cat ana at leezt he came
home afore he went tu da bridj.
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