Duh nu derangement

Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he will
mizz uh note frum hiz spechul fren, Ms Trudi

wrote:
Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he will
mizz uh note frum hiz spechul fren, Ms Trudi

If you're not reading your news through a web-based client, it will most
likely be a setting of your newsreader program. For example, if you're
using Thunderbird you click on the "Date" column label bar to get the
messages arranged by date (oldest on top), then click the "Date" label
bar again to get the messages arranged by date, newest on top.

I'm not sure how you do it with other programs like Outlook or Outlook
Express since our Paw hates those programs and never, ever runs them.

Amelia

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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wrote:
Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he will
mizz uh note frum hiz spechul fren, Ms Trudi

If you're not reading your news through a web-based client, it will most
likely be a setting of your newsreader program. For example, if you're
using Thunderbird you click on the "Date" column label bar to get the
messages arranged by date (oldest on top), then click the "Date" label
bar again to get the messages arranged by date, newest on top.

I'm not sure how you do it with other programs like Outlook or Outlook
Express since our Paw hates those programs and never, ever runs them.

Amelia

Izza same in Outlook 'spress

Timmie2shoes(grounded frum da pooter fur life cuzzova hareball incident)

Timmie, u hurked onna thu pooter?! nun uf ussens efur thot uf that!
did yur purrson say ugli wurds when thay kleend thu keys?
we r gonna tawk 2 'Tonio & Wim kos thay du hayrballs REEL gud!
BK, whu duznt remfur efur duing uh hayrball! or mabbee i got uh
bad memree?
wrote:
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh
diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom
missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz
bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that
he will
mizz uh note frum hiz spechul fren, Ms Trudi

If you're not reading your news through a web-based client, it will
most
likely be a setting of your newsreader program. For example, if
you're
using Thunderbird you click on the "Date" column label bar to get
the
messages arranged by date (oldest on top), then click the "Date"
label
bar again to get the messages arranged by date, newest on top.

I'm not sure how you do it with other programs like Outlook or
Outlook
Express since our Paw hates those programs and never, ever runs
them.

Amelia

Izza same in Outlook 'spress

Timmie2shoes(grounded frum da pooter fur life cuzzova hareball
incident)

Okee, I letz da pootergeeneeus sekkreterrie tell u in hoominspeek:

If you are using Outlook Express (Outlook uses OE as a newsreader) you want
to do the following:

1) In the left window "Folders", click on your newsgroup name under your
news server name.
2) Click on "View"
3) Click on "Current View" and select "Hide Read Messages" in the top box. I
select "Sort by Conversation" in the bottom box. This groups together
messages with the same subject line.
4) Click on "Sort By" and I choose "Sent" in the top box to sort by the
*date sent*. In the bottom box I select "Sort Ascending". This sorts the
oldest messages to the *top* of the upper right window.

This way, all your messages are sorted by subject, and within each
conversation group, the *oldest* unread message appears at the *top* of the
list. The conversations are sorted by the *oldest* started.

TTFN, Steph

Okee, Meowmie Steffie dundun tokkin. She sez if enneewun needz more help,
fire away!


--
Missey, Mandy and Sam III
The Karamel Koloured Kat Kollection
in Katnada

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Timmie, u hurked onna thu pooter?! nun uf ussens efur thot uf that!
did yur purrson say ugli wurds when thay kleend thu keys?
we r gonna tawk 2 'Tonio & Wim kos thay du hayrballs REEL gud!
BK, whu duznt remfur efur duing uh hayrball! or mabbee i got uh
bad memree?
wrote:
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh
diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom
missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz
bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that
he will
mizz uh note frum hiz spechul fren, Ms Trudi

If you're not reading your news through a web-based client, it will
most
likely be a setting of your newsreader program. For example, if
you're
using Thunderbird you click on the "Date" column label bar to get
the
messages arranged by date (oldest on top), then click the "Date"
label
bar again to get the messages arranged by date, newest on top.

I'm not sure how you do it with other programs like Outlook or
Outlook
Express since our Paw hates those programs and never, ever runs
them.

Amelia

Izza same in Outlook 'spress

Timmie2shoes(grounded frum da pooter fur life cuzzova hareball
incident)

In outluk deprezzed yu kan pik how you wantz dem, I makez soft read efury
one anna efin when her iz fursturated i meowz till her doez it, her haz dem
by date in her OE deprezzed, Trudi,
wrote in message
oups.com...
Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he will
mizz uh note frum hiz spechul fren, Ms Trudi
*sneaks in a wisker lick*

i duzint unnerstan why hoomanz is so piki 'bout wher we putz owr hairballz,
Tiger, hairball stragitist
wrote in message
news:aUqCd.46067$dv1.22937@edtnps89...

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he
will
mizz uh note frum hiz spechul fren, Ms Trudi

If you're not reading your news through a web-based client, it will most
likely be a setting of your newsreader program. For example, if you're
using Thunderbird you click on the "Date" column label bar to get the
messages arranged by date (oldest on top), then click the "Date" label
bar again to get the messages arranged by date, newest on top.

I'm not sure how you do it with other programs like Outlook or Outlook
Express since our Paw hates those programs and never, ever runs them.

Amelia

Izza same in Outlook 'spress

Timmie2shoes(grounded frum da pooter fur life cuzzova hareball incident)

wrote in message
ups.com...
Timmie, u hurked onna thu pooter?! nun uf ussens efur thot uf that!
did yur purrson say ugli wurds when thay kleend thu keys?
we r gonna tawk 2 'Tonio & Wim kos thay du hayrballs REEL gud!
BK, whu duznt remfur efur duing uh hayrball! or mabbee i got uh
bad memree?



Uglee werds! UGLEE WERDS!! Dey putted blizters inna mineown furry eerz,
dey waz so uglee! Ennywayz, Meowmy sez dat I fryed da keebord. I din't do
it. I din't hab da fryin pan fingy. I jus made a hareball depozzit. I
duzzin't rekkamend ennykitty try dis at home. IF da keebord gets fryed, yu
can't gets to RPCC.

Timmie2shoes, champeen keebord fryer, still sneekin ontu da pooter

On 1/3/05 6:14 PM is reported to have said
the following:

Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he will
mizz uh note frum hiz spechul fren, Ms Trudi


Iz yu reeding fru Google? Meowmie ushyuwally uzez da THunderbird
noosreeder, but furum wurk she uzez Google. Dey haf changed da way dat
Google luks an wurks an MEOWMIE HATEZ IT! Yu can't find fings liyke yu
did, itz hardur tu uze, an da stoopid adfertizementz now spill offur
onto da fredz so you can't eefun reed da messijs riyte. An da teggst
duz not rap ryte. Uf corze, diz iz awl uzing IE, an meowmie haz not
been abul to get it fixt tu reed fingz ryte sinze da Google change. It
lukz lyke if she uzez hur home browser (Firefox) sum uf doze purrblumz
iz better, but she can't uze Firefox at wurk. Hisspit IT wont let hur
put a MORE SECURE browser den IE on hurz compooter.

Baby, exhausted furum tawkin su much

--
****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.****

Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez
RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html

On 3 Jan 2005 18:14:31 -0800, wrote:

Gis, du u like du nu derangemnet uf rreppesce? We haf uh diffikult
time tryin' 2 figgur owt whut's thu nuist stuff. or iz mom missin sum
way uf tellin thu pooter 2 lizt things by du postin date? Diz bunchin
thins by topic iz uh payn. Baby Kitty/BK whu iz afrayd that he will
mizz uh note frum hiz spechul fren, Ms Trudi

I can surmise that you are using Google; the problem is that you now have
two"layers" between you and a Usenet server (which is where all of these
posts originate). Google is simply and first - its own news-server and uses
your browser as the next layer - and adds spam, paid adverts, and
unregulated nonsense to the list of postings; then it presents them in a
"browser-friendly" interface over which you have no control. And finally a
browser-based newsreader(Outlook Express is just an extension of Microsh*ts
Internet Exploder) then adds its own stuff to the mix.

A dedicated news-reader does just that: reads the posts and (most
important) organizes them any way *you* wish, excluding those who you don't
like and other such tasks neatly and quickly. The downside is that they
require a bit on computer know-how, but I'd be glad to help via email if
you'd like.

I like DIALOG, a newsreader available from 40tude at:
http://www.40tude.com/dialog/ at no cost. It is infinitely more powerful
than any of the browser-based newreaders particularly in the area of
filters for trolls and idiots. But there are others - just Google
"newsreaders".

Next step is a better news-server than Google. I like DFN, a free
news-server from the University of Berlin that filters out 90% of the spam
before it hits the ground. I can't remember its url, but perhaps another
kitty will meow it to you. Once you sign up, they send you an email with
instructions on how to configure your newsreader to begin receiving posts.

Hope I didn't complicate things and leave you more befuddled!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
1/8/2005 7:57:43 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com