Resupees

now dat iz beree gud, i offin getsa butters anna hereiz how, so ursef washes
up... gets onna bed or onna nize karpet, den akt likez der iz gonna bea
hairz ballz, den da hoominz iz catcerned anna gifez ursef da butter beclawz
it will hepz keepz away da hairballz, Trudi, think mac n cheeze mite be nize
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Mar 26, 11:46 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
diz iz sumfin we iz twinta twain owrz hoominz bowt, dey shuld juzt opin da
pakage anna letz zuses eat whut we wntz, den dey kan haffa rezt, Trudi,
who
getted a skinnee pat of butter anna single string of provelle cheeze fur
brekfezt"Booker" wrote in message


Da Bear getted a patt ob budder too timz a day wile da hoomins wuz
giffin him his pills. Den, wen dey was dun givin him da pills, dey
stopd givin him da budder. Da REEL trajudy was dat lill Samanfa an mee
cood wine four budder wen he gotted his but now gno wun gets anny
budder.

Diss is RONG.

On da uther han, Uncl Bill leftted sum mac an cheez in his bole for
mineseff wen he hadded his dinner.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

realle gud milk wifowt da truble of gettin urown faze wet, sorta alzo like
cheeze, anna if dey efur leaf it owt, make sure ta eat it furm da top wif
yourown tunge so az to leaf a indinshaun inna top so dey reall sqweel,
trudi, who knowz
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Mar 26, 12:14 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Mar 26, 11:46 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

diz iz sumfin we iz twinta twain owrz hoominz bowt, dey shuld juzt opin
da
pakage anna letz zuses eat whut we wntz, den dey kan haffa rezt, Trudi,
who
getted a skinnee pat of butter anna single string of provelle cheeze fur
brekfezt"Booker" wrote in message

Da Bear getted a patt ob budder too timz a day wile da hoomins wuz
giffin him his pills. Den, wen dey was dun givin him da pills, dey
stopd givin him da budder. Da REEL trajudy was dat lill Samanfa an mee
cood wine four budder wen he gotted his but now gno wun gets anny
budder.

Diss is RONG.

On da uther han, Uncl Bill leftted sum mac an cheez in his bole for
mineseff wen he hadded his dinner.

Da troof is dat da red piggy and da kyoot lidl pucky dawg wer boff
disGUSting. Da weigh dey begd da hoomins four da budder was wurs den
meer wining. I remain diggified.

Wut duz budder tase wike?

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins

ursef iz allwayz dignifieed, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Mar 26, 12:14 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Mar 26, 11:46 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

diz iz sumfin we iz twinta twain owrz hoominz bowt, dey shuld juzt opin
da
pakage anna letz zuses eat whut we wntz, den dey kan haffa rezt, Trudi,
who
getted a skinnee pat of butter anna single string of provelle cheeze fur
brekfezt"Booker" wrote in message

Da Bear getted a patt ob budder too timz a day wile da hoomins wuz
giffin him his pills. Den, wen dey was dun givin him da pills, dey
stopd givin him da budder. Da REEL trajudy was dat lill Samanfa an mee
cood wine four budder wen he gotted his but now gno wun gets anny
budder.

Diss is RONG.

On da uther han, Uncl Bill leftted sum mac an cheez in his bole for
mineseff wen he hadded his dinner.

Da troof is dat da red piggy and da kyoot lidl pucky dawg wer boff
disGUSting. Da weigh dey begd da hoomins four da budder was wurs den
meer wining. I remain diggified.

Wut duz budder tase wike?

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins

Ohhh, mac n cheze. Ize like dat, ize effin eet da noodlez.

iffin yu hoomin leefz da table wif toast on it, lik da toast. Datz
budder, an it is furry furry gud. An so ar da squeelz of delite when dey
cum bak an see yu likin der toast.

Booker, experienced.

On 3/26/2011 10:14 AM, Will in New Haven wrote:

On da uther han, Uncl Bill leftted sum mac an cheez in his bole for
mineseff wen he hadded his dinner.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

"Will in New Haven" wrote

Wee haff bin toking abowt how to eet snakees. Less shar sum uther
resupees for fudz.

'Hai Sunrise! Dem ones wif dat little rattle atta dey tails is especially
gud! Diz is dey 'Chez Shenk's house recepee' Says Daisy-chan.

'Cutted dey heads off about 4 inches back anna watch out fur dat head as it
kin still bite fur a few hours. Dez mean critters! Den hang up up by dat
tail so's all the blud falls out. Take yur sharpest nail anna slit dat
tummy down to the white of the tail then peel it frumn head to tail. Pull
out the icky insides anbna cutted it up anna either cook right away onna
grill or put in salty water wif a tight lid. Really tight lid as it kin
crawl out still! Den, youze kin make chili, grilled snakie snacks, anna
lots ob stuff.

1/4 cup olive oil
3 large garlic cloves, minced
1 28 oz can Italian tomatoes
1 dried hot red chilies, minced
1 tbsp. oregano
2 tsp. dried basil
2 tsp. black pepper
1 tsp. salt
juice from 1/2 lemon
1/2 lb. rattlesnake meat
1 lb penne or pasta of choice

So, dez have rattles right? Dats real brave to bring'em fur us all!" Says
Daisy-chan.

Sammy, the catender takes notes then scampers off to the chef....

when da soft wuz a barekitten her paw hadda furnd whut went to da
rattlesnake rowndup efuree year... den da soft wented to hiz howze anna
eated rattlesnakez fried butted it luked liksa reall ee reallee fat mcfish,
MH, watchin soft shudder
"cshenk" wrote in message
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"Will in New Haven" wrote

Wee haff bin toking abowt how to eet snakees. Less shar sum uther
resupees for fudz.

'Hai Sunrise! Dem ones wif dat little rattle atta dey tails is
especially gud! Diz is dey 'Chez Shenk's house recepee' Says Daisy-chan.

'Cutted dey heads off about 4 inches back anna watch out fur dat head as
it kin still bite fur a few hours. Dez mean critters! Den hang up up by
dat tail so's all the blud falls out. Take yur sharpest nail anna slit
dat tummy down to the white of the tail then peel it frumn head to tail.
Pull out the icky insides anbna cutted it up anna either cook right away
onna grill or put in salty water wif a tight lid. Really tight lid as it
kin crawl out still! Den, youze kin make chili, grilled snakie snacks,
anna lots ob stuff.

1/4 cup olive oil
3 large garlic cloves, minced
1 28 oz can Italian tomatoes
1 dried hot red chilies, minced
1 tbsp. oregano
2 tsp. dried basil
2 tsp. black pepper
1 tsp. salt
juice from 1/2 lemon
1/2 lb. rattlesnake meat
1 lb penne or pasta of choice

So, dez have rattles right? Dats real brave to bring'em fur us all!"
Says Daisy-chan.

Sammy, the catender takes notes then scampers off to the chef....

Da Bear getted a patt ob budder too timz a day wile da hoomins wuz
giffin him his pills. Den, wen dey was dun givin him da pills, dey
stopd givin him da budder. Da REEL trajudy was dat lill Samanfa an mee
cood wine four budder wen he gotted his but now gno wun gets anny
budder.

Diss is RONG.

Cash whines softly at Aunti Mabel who got special treats too when her mouth
was sore after the TED stole 4 of her teeth. He got a little bit too but
not as much. Aunti Mabel grins and reminds him he gets fed more all the
time as he's a big boy.

On da uther han, Uncl Bill leftted sum mac an cheez in his bole for
mineseff wen he hadded his dinner says Sunrise.

Cash whimpers hopefully but Daisy-chan bats his head and reminds him if any
of them have wheat they get sick and if he has cheese, his farts are so bad
even the House of Shenk's fishies hide at the bottom of their tank and try
to not breathe. Cash looks devastated for a moment but Aunti Mabel and
Daisy-chan relent and lick his ears then whisper about all the treats he is
allowed until his eyes glow and his tummy rumbles.

Daisy-chan laughs and reminds Cash 'Butter iz gud butted the fresh rendered
ducky fat at Chez Shenk's we gets ebery 3-4 days is better! Anna wez not
have to be sick eider!'.

Nearby, unheard, a slight shivver shakes a Sweet William plant in a planter
off to the side. One small flower and a budding new leaf is missing but no
one notices as Silina, a harmless smaller relative of the common garden
snake has breakfast. Technically she lays eggs but they are almost ready to
hatch. She muses that 30% of the other snakes lay live babies but she has
to wait a day or so.

trudi walks by and hearing talk of butter and duck stops... she greets her
freinds... but something is diffurint onna dek... she is not sure what...
but sumfin iz gonna happin... she skuses hersef to go to her statrumta
think, what wuz dat smell she smelled... she decides to take a nap and see
ifin herown dreamself can figure it owt.
"cshenk" wrote in message
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Da Bear getted a patt ob budder too timz a day wile da hoomins wuz
giffin him his pills. Den, wen dey was dun givin him da pills, dey
stopd givin him da budder. Da REEL trajudy was dat lill Samanfa an mee
cood wine four budder wen he gotted his but now gno wun gets anny
budder.

Diss is RONG.

Cash whines softly at Aunti Mabel who got special treats too when her
mouth was sore after the TED stole 4 of her teeth. He got a little bit
too but not as much. Aunti Mabel grins and reminds him he gets fed more
all the time as he's a big boy.

On da uther han, Uncl Bill leftted sum mac an cheez in his bole for
mineseff wen he hadded his dinner says Sunrise.

Cash whimpers hopefully but Daisy-chan bats his head and reminds him if
any of them have wheat they get sick and if he has cheese, his farts are
so bad even the House of Shenk's fishies hide at the bottom of their tank
and try to not breathe. Cash looks devastated for a moment but Aunti Mabel
and Daisy-chan relent and lick his ears then whisper about all the treats
he is allowed until his eyes glow and his tummy rumbles.

Daisy-chan laughs and reminds Cash 'Butter iz gud butted the fresh
rendered ducky fat at Chez Shenk's we gets ebery 3-4 days is better! Anna
wez not have to be sick eider!'.

Nearby, unheard, a slight shivver shakes a Sweet William plant in a
planter off to the side. One small flower and a budding new leaf is
missing but no one notices as Silina, a harmless smaller relative of the
common garden snake has breakfast. Technically she lays eggs but they are
almost ready to hatch. She muses that 30% of the other snakes lay live
babies but she has to wait a day or so.

ai kant eet mac n cheez or butter. Nope, Mosey

"Booker"

Ohhh, mac n cheze. Ize like dat, ize effin eet da noodlez.

iffin yu hoomin leefz da table wif toast on it, lik da toast. Datz
budder, an it is furry furry gud. An so ar da squeelz of delite when dey
cum bak an see yu likin der toast.

Booker, experienced.

On 3/26/2011 10:14 AM, Will in New Haven wrote:

On da uther han, Uncl Bill leftted sum mac an cheez in his bole for
mineseff wen he hadded his dinner.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

On Mar 26, 2:17*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Wee haff bin toking abowt how to eet snakees. Less shar sum uther
resupees for fudz.

I wike kibbl wut got sum CHEEZ on itted. I get it by bovering Uncl
Bill until he sprinkl a littl cheez on mine kibble.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Dares no cheez in dis howse! Da Paw has bin told by hoomin TED dat he
cant eet dis, so nonebuddy gets cheez enny more n dat goes fur budder
n fool cweem milk n cweem cakes n awl da gudgud fings. Now awl we getz
is chikken, chikken, chikken.
Dis is da troof,mmmmmrrrnnnntttt!
Harry