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Old May 27th 05, 02:37 AM
bigbadbarry
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Default Oh Puuusssie! pss pss pss pss

I know this is korny, but if anyone wants to share cat names
I would feel better


p.s. hondaru...
let it go man! forget it!
first cut is the deepest dude...

git your ass back here and act like you got some sense about you...
just stoppit, your embarrassing yourself.

now what do you call your pussy...

and if it doesn't come?...


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Old May 27th 05, 06:21 AM
Philip
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bigbadbarry wrote:
I know this is korny, but if anyone wants to share cat names
I would feel better


p.s. hondaru...
let it go man! forget it!
first cut is the deepest dude...

git your ass back here and act like you got some sense about you...
just stoppit, your embarrassing yourself.

now what do you call your pussy...

and if it doesn't come?...


Had a friend in college with a cat named ... Stain.


(ROFLOL)


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Old May 27th 05, 11:51 AM
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I have a friend with a Persion named Static.

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Old May 27th 05, 02:07 PM
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The worse name for a cat I have ever heard was "Poofta". The girls who
mutually waited on her (This is the cat who had kittens while one of
the slaves was being proposed to! Mother of the famous Fluff!) took
huge pleasure in calling her in to be fed by shouting "Poofta!" in
their front garden as all the commuters from the nearby station walked
past....Weird people!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs (Okay so mine have slightly odd names!)

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Old May 27th 05, 04:31 PM
Mary
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"Lesley" wrote in message
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The worse name for a cat I have ever heard was "Poofta".


Can you translate this into American please?


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Old May 27th 05, 05:25 PM
John Ross Mc Master
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On Fri, 27 May 2005 11:31:36 -0400, "Mary" wrote:


"Lesley" wrote in message
roups.com...
The worse name for a cat I have ever heard was "Poofta".


Can you translate this into American please?

http://english2american.com/
Here is an English to American dictionary. I'm confused by the United
Kingdomite race too.
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Old May 27th 05, 05:46 PM
Mary
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"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Fri, 27 May 2005 11:31:36 -0400, "Mary" wrote:


"Lesley" wrote in message
roups.com...
The worse name for a cat I have ever heard was "Poofta".


Can you translate this into American please?

http://english2american.com/
Here is an English to American dictionary. I'm confused by the United
Kingdomite race too.


Thank you, John. I had heard "poof" before but never "poofta."


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Old May 27th 05, 06:09 PM
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On Fri, 27 May 2005 06:07:29 -0700, Lesley wrote:

The worse name for a cat I have ever heard was "Poofta". The girls who
mutually waited on her (This is the cat who had kittens while one of the
slaves was being proposed to! Mother of the famous Fluff!) took huge
pleasure in calling her in to be fed by shouting "Poofta!" in their front
garden as all the commuters from the nearby station walked past....Weird
people!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs (Okay so mine have slightly odd names!




"Poofta" cute and original. I like it. MLB
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Old May 28th 05, 04:28 AM
John Ross Mc Master
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2005 23:16:48 -0400, "bigbadbarry"
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"Diane" wrote in message
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In article ,
"bigbadbarry" wrote:

If I may

poofta(h):
Or: poof / poofter / pouffe / poove , obsolescent or obsolete, chiefly
British and Australian usage, for a male homosexual .
ETYMOLOGY: C19 th term for a would-be actor; derived from the French

pouffe
meaning puff .


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Immanuel Kant was a real ****-ant
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Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently ****ed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
half a crate of brandy every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's ****ed

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Old May 28th 05, 06:35 AM
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