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  #21  
Old April 9th 07, 04:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default I iz muc betterer today

no but ifin you likez you kan kolet sum up so we kan send dem bak wif
himself, Trudi
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
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On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:59:17 -0500, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
Silvercat wrote:

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:07:56 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

duz you supoze we kan finish off dat green sqwirl soon, i think it

stealed
ala piglettez bunny eggz, Trudi


Amelia and I looked over the teleporter circuitry over the weekend. I've
figured out how to extend the gravimetric field with a magnetic field,
and Amelia has figured out how to interface a magnetic field generator
with an aiming scope. With our new gadget we can teleport the squirrel
back to where he came from. I also incorporated a suggestion from earlier
this morning, teleporting a stack of goodies with the squirrel so he
doesn't get in too much trouble back where he lives.

All we need is for the squirrel to show himself again, then we can zap
him back to where he came from.

Cleo


You are so syuntiffical!
Cinder

so i don't haf to throw nutz at the sqwirll?
beauty



  #22  
Old April 9th 07, 08:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default I iz muc betterer today


YEAH!! Gramby is lookin for a home in da out for da Baskit Hound. Her
thinks the last hoomans dat had herownself lied to da Gramby and and got
rid of her cause she couldn't be houz broke. Da Baskit atted a part of a
matress and two of Gambys purty dolls over da Eastzer day. Herownself has
five big big bonz and a lotta toys but still ate da houze stuff. Gramby
used words I didn't never hear in dis housze bafore!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
diz iz so kule, den piglette anna herown famili iz safe agin... duzi
supoze
mayhapz piglette mite senda basket hownd to dem fur da troubles? Trudi
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
message
news
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:07:56 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

duz you supoze we kan finish off dat green sqwirl soon, i think it

stealed
ala piglettez bunny eggz, Trudi


Amelia and I looked over the teleporter circuitry over the weekend. I've
figured out how to extend the gravimetric field with a magnetic field,
and Amelia has figured out how to interface a magnetic field generator
with an aiming scope. With our new gadget we can teleport the squirrel
back to where he came from. I also incorporated a suggestion from earlier
this morning, teleporting a stack of goodies with the squirrel so he
doesn't get in too much trouble back where he lives.

All we need is for the squirrel to show himself again, then we can zap
him back to where he came from.

Cleo





  #23  
Old April 9th 07, 08:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default I iz muc betterer today

Someonz really has scientiffic mind, Piglet v ery impressed but glad to soon
be r5id of da squirlz. It duz like nutz so maybe sneding a cunch home wif
it is goodgood ideaz.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
no but ifin you likez you kan kolet sum up so we kan send dem bak wif
himself, Trudi
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:59:17 -0500, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
Silvercat wrote:

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:07:56 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

duz you supoze we kan finish off dat green sqwirl soon, i think it

stealed
ala piglettez bunny eggz, Trudi

Amelia and I looked over the teleporter circuitry over the weekend. I've
figured out how to extend the gravimetric field with a magnetic field,
and Amelia has figured out how to interface a magnetic field generator
with an aiming scope. With our new gadget we can teleport the squirrel
back to where he came from. I also incorporated a suggestion from
earlier
this morning, teleporting a stack of goodies with the squirrel so he
doesn't get in too much trouble back where he lives.

All we need is for the squirrel to show himself again, then we can zap
him back to where he came from.

Cleo


You are so syuntiffical!
Cinder

so i don't haf to throw nutz at the sqwirll?
beauty





  #24  
Old April 9th 07, 08:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default I iz muc betterer today

oh my goodnesses... diz iz veri dizturbin... you needsa azk soft 'fur da
number of da place where i camed furm, itza nokill shelter anna der iz
hoomanzta walk alla D*Gz, Chester
Granby wrote in message
...

YEAH!! Gramby is lookin for a home in da out for da Baskit Hound. Her
thinks the last hoomans dat had herownself lied to da Gramby and and got
rid of her cause she couldn't be houz broke. Da Baskit atted a part of a
matress and two of Gambys purty dolls over da Eastzer day. Herownself has
five big big bonz and a lotta toys but still ate da houze stuff. Gramby
used words I didn't never hear in dis housze bafore!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
diz iz so kule, den piglette anna herown famili iz safe agin... duzi
supoze
mayhapz piglette mite senda basket hownd to dem fur da troubles? Trudi
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
message
news
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:07:56 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

duz you supoze we kan finish off dat green sqwirl soon, i think it

stealed
ala piglettez bunny eggz, Trudi

Amelia and I looked over the teleporter circuitry over the weekend.

I've
figured out how to extend the gravimetric field with a magnetic field,
and Amelia has figured out how to interface a magnetic field generator
with an aiming scope. With our new gadget we can teleport the squirrel
back to where he came from. I also incorporated a suggestion from

earlier
this morning, teleporting a stack of goodies with the squirrel so he
doesn't get in too much trouble back where he lives.

All we need is for the squirrel to show himself again, then we can zap
him back to where he came from.

Cleo







  #25  
Old April 9th 07, 08:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat
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Default I iz muc betterer today

On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:25:12 -0500, Granby wrote:

Someonz really has scientiffic mind, Piglet v ery impressed but glad to soon
be r5id of da squirlz. It duz like nutz so maybe sneding a cunch home wif
it is goodgood ideaz.


[Sammy and Cleo take positions at the security console, waiting for the
squirrel to appear. A short time later the squirrel scrambles down the
tree and stands sniffing the air, trying to catch the scent of fresh nuts.

Sammy adjusts a joystick to adjust the position of Cleo's teleporter
arrangement, watching a video image with crosshairs. He carefully adjusts
the position until the squirrel is exactly centered in the screen. On a
second monitor mounted beside the monitor with crosshairs, a peaceful
green meadow can be seen.

Cleo tweaks dials while watching a panel full of meters. When she is
certain that the power settings are just right, she nods to Sammy. Sammy
touches a big red control icon with his paw, and a loud buzzing hum can be
heard.

The squirrel appears to waver a bit, then disappears. In Sammy's second
monitor, the squirrel appears in the middle of the green meadow. Shortly
after the squirrel appears, Sammy sees him looking up with wide open eyes.
Moments later we see the squirrel buried under a huge pile of walnuts,
almonds, acorns, and other nuts.]

Mission accomplished, Piglet! Dat nast skwirl is back in Eye-r-land where
he belongs, an he haz enuf nuts dat he's not likely to bother your goodies
any more.

Sammy
  #26  
Old April 9th 07, 11:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default I iz muc betterer today

OhOhoh thank yourownself Sammy you wilz neffer know how much I preciate what
yourownselves did. I iz glad dat swuill iz gone. Next year I won't sugesk
we go get the green toonas again! Piglet takeing the now empty kooler back
in herownhouze and helping Granby put the table away. Thank yourownselves
so ferry fery much.
"Samuel Redcat" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:25:12 -0500, Granby wrote:

Someonz really has scientiffic mind, Piglet v ery impressed but glad to
soon
be r5id of da squirlz. It duz like nutz so maybe sneding a cunch home
wif
it is goodgood ideaz.


[Sammy and Cleo take positions at the security console, waiting for the
squirrel to appear. A short time later the squirrel scrambles down the
tree and stands sniffing the air, trying to catch the scent of fresh nuts.

Sammy adjusts a joystick to adjust the position of Cleo's teleporter
arrangement, watching a video image with crosshairs. He carefully adjusts
the position until the squirrel is exactly centered in the screen. On a
second monitor mounted beside the monitor with crosshairs, a peaceful
green meadow can be seen.

Cleo tweaks dials while watching a panel full of meters. When she is
certain that the power settings are just right, she nods to Sammy. Sammy
touches a big red control icon with his paw, and a loud buzzing hum can be
heard.

The squirrel appears to waver a bit, then disappears. In Sammy's second
monitor, the squirrel appears in the middle of the green meadow. Shortly
after the squirrel appears, Sammy sees him looking up with wide open eyes.
Moments later we see the squirrel buried under a huge pile of walnuts,
almonds, acorns, and other nuts.]

Mission accomplished, Piglet! Dat nast skwirl is back in Eye-r-land where
he belongs, an he haz enuf nuts dat he's not likely to bother your goodies
any more.

Sammy



  #27  
Old April 9th 07, 11:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default I iz muc betterer today

diz iz way kule, now all we hasta du iz finda new home fur da basket hownd
anna your life can get bakta normal... I iz sorri dat basket hownd kant stay
wif yourselvez kuz yourown hooman likez hersef butted it iz betterer dat
hersef findz a home dat kan care fur hersef purperli, yourown hooman haz did
all her kan du, Stormmee
Samuel Redcat wrote in message
news
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:25:12 -0500, Granby wrote:

Someonz really has scientiffic mind, Piglet v ery impressed but glad to

soon
be r5id of da squirlz. It duz like nutz so maybe sneding a cunch home

wif
it is goodgood ideaz.


[Sammy and Cleo take positions at the security console, waiting for the
squirrel to appear. A short time later the squirrel scrambles down the
tree and stands sniffing the air, trying to catch the scent of fresh nuts.

Sammy adjusts a joystick to adjust the position of Cleo's teleporter
arrangement, watching a video image with crosshairs. He carefully adjusts
the position until the squirrel is exactly centered in the screen. On a
second monitor mounted beside the monitor with crosshairs, a peaceful
green meadow can be seen.

Cleo tweaks dials while watching a panel full of meters. When she is
certain that the power settings are just right, she nods to Sammy. Sammy
touches a big red control icon with his paw, and a loud buzzing hum can be
heard.

The squirrel appears to waver a bit, then disappears. In Sammy's second
monitor, the squirrel appears in the middle of the green meadow. Shortly
after the squirrel appears, Sammy sees him looking up with wide open eyes.
Moments later we see the squirrel buried under a huge pile of walnuts,
almonds, acorns, and other nuts.]

Mission accomplished, Piglet! Dat nast skwirl is back in Eye-r-land where
he belongs, an he haz enuf nuts dat he's not likely to bother your goodies
any more.

Sammy



  #28  
Old April 9th 07, 11:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default I iz muc betterer today

When Gramby found all da mess da Baskit Hound did her asked Scooter D*G
iffin her had done any of it. Myownself jumped on toppa of da Baskit Hounds
Jail and pointed in da door to let Gramby know who had torn up the dollz.
Most of da dollx waz the lastz onz the one who went tada bridge lastz year
had given her and she was upset and said wordz I had nebber heard befor.
She hatz to let Baskit go but her can't let this happen again. Da Baskit
Hound broke da door of her jail to get out dis time.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
diz iz way kule, now all we hasta du iz finda new home fur da basket hownd
anna your life can get bakta normal... I iz sorri dat basket hownd kant
stay
wif yourselvez kuz yourown hooman likez hersef butted it iz betterer dat
hersef findz a home dat kan care fur hersef purperli, yourown hooman haz
did
all her kan du, Stormmee
Samuel Redcat wrote in message
news
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:25:12 -0500, Granby wrote:

Someonz really has scientiffic mind, Piglet v ery impressed but glad to

soon
be r5id of da squirlz. It duz like nutz so maybe sneding a cunch home

wif
it is goodgood ideaz.


[Sammy and Cleo take positions at the security console, waiting for the
squirrel to appear. A short time later the squirrel scrambles down the
tree and stands sniffing the air, trying to catch the scent of fresh
nuts.

Sammy adjusts a joystick to adjust the position of Cleo's teleporter
arrangement, watching a video image with crosshairs. He carefully adjusts
the position until the squirrel is exactly centered in the screen. On a
second monitor mounted beside the monitor with crosshairs, a peaceful
green meadow can be seen.

Cleo tweaks dials while watching a panel full of meters. When she is
certain that the power settings are just right, she nods to Sammy. Sammy
touches a big red control icon with his paw, and a loud buzzing hum can
be
heard.

The squirrel appears to waver a bit, then disappears. In Sammy's second
monitor, the squirrel appears in the middle of the green meadow. Shortly
after the squirrel appears, Sammy sees him looking up with wide open
eyes.
Moments later we see the squirrel buried under a huge pile of walnuts,
almonds, acorns, and other nuts.]

Mission accomplished, Piglet! Dat nast skwirl is back in Eye-r-land where
he belongs, an he haz enuf nuts dat he's not likely to bother your
goodies
any more.

Sammy





  #29  
Old April 9th 07, 11:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default I iz muc betterer today

itz tootoobad butted hersef iz rite ta find anofur home where her can getted
more carful watchin... itz betterer fur basket hownd dan hafin ta be inna
jail alla time, itz gud yourown hooman iz doin whut iz rite fur basket hownd
rafur dan herownsef... I knowz your hooman likez hersef... Stormmee
Granby wrote in message
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When Gramby found all da mess da Baskit Hound did her asked Scooter D*G
iffin her had done any of it. Myownself jumped on toppa of da Baskit

Hounds
Jail and pointed in da door to let Gramby know who had torn up the dollz.
Most of da dollx waz the lastz onz the one who went tada bridge lastz

year
had given her and she was upset and said wordz I had nebber heard befor.
She hatz to let Baskit go but her can't let this happen again. Da Baskit
Hound broke da door of her jail to get out dis time.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
diz iz way kule, now all we hasta du iz finda new home fur da basket

hownd
anna your life can get bakta normal... I iz sorri dat basket hownd kant
stay
wif yourselvez kuz yourown hooman likez hersef butted it iz betterer dat
hersef findz a home dat kan care fur hersef purperli, yourown hooman haz
did
all her kan du, Stormmee
Samuel Redcat wrote in message
news
On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:25:12 -0500, Granby wrote:

Someonz really has scientiffic mind, Piglet v ery impressed but glad

to
soon
be r5id of da squirlz. It duz like nutz so maybe sneding a cunch

home
wif
it is goodgood ideaz.

[Sammy and Cleo take positions at the security console, waiting for the
squirrel to appear. A short time later the squirrel scrambles down the
tree and stands sniffing the air, trying to catch the scent of fresh
nuts.

Sammy adjusts a joystick to adjust the position of Cleo's teleporter
arrangement, watching a video image with crosshairs. He carefully

adjusts
the position until the squirrel is exactly centered in the screen. On a
second monitor mounted beside the monitor with crosshairs, a peaceful
green meadow can be seen.

Cleo tweaks dials while watching a panel full of meters. When she is
certain that the power settings are just right, she nods to Sammy.

Sammy
touches a big red control icon with his paw, and a loud buzzing hum can
be
heard.

The squirrel appears to waver a bit, then disappears. In Sammy's second
monitor, the squirrel appears in the middle of the green meadow.

Shortly
after the squirrel appears, Sammy sees him looking up with wide open
eyes.
Moments later we see the squirrel buried under a huge pile of walnuts,
almonds, acorns, and other nuts.]

Mission accomplished, Piglet! Dat nast skwirl is back in Eye-r-land

where
he belongs, an he haz enuf nuts dat he's not likely to bother your
goodies
any more.

Sammy







  #30  
Old April 9th 07, 11:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Default I iz muc betterer today

Itz a gud theng my mom duzzint haf tu depend on mee fur fud. Ime not feeleng
furry generouss tuday.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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dat iz wrong alzo, Chester anna Tiger inna steak chorus
The Porter Cats wrote in message
ink.net...
My momm hadda stake, cooked in the Owt, an wood not shair.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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thank yourownsef, da onliezt purlim here today iz soft wuuldint share
herown
slice of ham wif ani of uses, Tiger
The Porter Cats wrote in message
rthlink.net...
Weer sure glad tu heer dis, Tiger.

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dear furndz efur mine hoomanz wuz wurried fur nufin, or da threat of

da
NAZTI TED who stealz pee or yourown wonnerful purrz anna care of
mine
wife
kitty heped minesef, I iz muc betterer diz mornin anna ta proofit ta
soft
i
efin let hersef see minesef playin wifa turbo skratcher, Thank alla
yoursefz fur yourown catcern, ... spekalli unka Dan who iza almozt a
purrfekt hooman, Tiger









 




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