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Happy Turkey day to all
Don't they have a vegetarian tofuburd?
But that wouldn't work, if the idea of.... nev-er mind. Anti Sylvia "The Clowder (South)" wrote in message ... kraut wrote: Just a short note to wish all a Happy Turkey day to those who are where it is celebrated. Anna happy Fangsgiffing to effurywun! Mietze [grumble-whine] No turrkeeburrd fur us! Owr hoomins ar vejit...vejtabull...uh...dey dont eet meet. Whoa is us! Neko -- Remove the first m to reply |
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Turkey on the adventu Happy Turkey day to all
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John Ross Mc Master wrote: On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:47:54 GMT, kraut wrote: Just a short note to wish all a Happy Turkey day to those who are where it is celebrated. i'm in catnada where the turkey day is the same as columbus day. i want more turkeybird. can i be a americat for the day? beauty Actually, we can fix that! [Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse. Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour later, the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house. Tabitha runs to a window to look. Convertible cars, motorcycles, and an RV are parked randomly all over the street outside. A really large refrigerated box van squeals to a stop directly in front of the house. An orange tabby cat is at the wheel with a skinny grey kitten in the passenger seat. Both kitties disappear into the beack of the truck, and the truck starts rocking back and forth as sounds of clanging and banging issue forth. A few minutes later we hear a small diesel engine roar to life. A ramp slides down from the back of the truck and a bright yellow motorized tug comes shooting out of the back of the truck, pulling a long chain of serving carts. Sammy is at the wheel of the tug, with Ranger standing on top of the frontmost serving cart. Sammy whips the tug around, turning donuts in the street, then lines up on Beauty's front door. He pushes his paw all the way to the metal, revving the tug to the fastest speed it's engine can propel it. Tabitha, seeing the potential for disaster, dashes to Beauty's front door and flings it open just moments before Sammy would run in to it. Sammy speeds into the living room and stands on the brakes, bringing the whole set of carts to a halt. Ranger hops down and begins to set up serving tables as Sammy starts to unload platters from the serving carts. Roast turkeybird, roast beast, sooven stew. There are skewers of moth kabob and mouse kabob, and dishes of a wide variety of kibbles and canned foods. Grilled skwirls, grilled ear of sooven, grilled sammon-fishie - all sorts of yummy foods appear on the serving tables.] Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da FluffyKitz truck. Tabitha |
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Turkey on the adventu Happy Turkey day to all
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:05:56 -0600, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble,
little paws typed: Actually, we can fix that! [Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse. Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour later, the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house. Tabitha runs to a window to look. Convertible cars, motorcycles, and an RV are parked randomly all over the street outside. A really large refrigerated box van squeals to a stop directly in front of the house. An orange tabby cat is at the wheel with a skinny grey kitten in the passenger seat. Both kitties disappear into the beack of the truck, and the truck starts rocking back and forth as sounds of clanging and banging issue forth. A few minutes later we hear a small diesel engine roar to life. A ramp slides down from the back of the truck and a bright yellow motorized tug comes shooting out of the back of the truck, pulling a long chain of serving carts. Sammy is at the wheel of the tug, with Ranger standing on top of the frontmost serving cart. Sammy whips the tug around, turning donuts in the street, then lines up on Beauty's front door. He pushes his paw all the way to the metal, revving the tug to the fastest speed it's engine can propel it. Tabitha, seeing the potential for disaster, dashes to Beauty's front door and flings it open just moments before Sammy would run in to it. Sammy speeds into the living room and stands on the brakes, bringing the whole set of carts to a halt. Ranger hops down and begins to set up serving tables as Sammy starts to unload platters from the serving carts. Roast turkeybird, roast beast, sooven stew. There are skewers of moth kabob and mouse kabob, and dishes of a wide variety of kibbles and canned foods. Grilled skwirls, grilled ear of sooven, grilled sammon-fishie - all sorts of yummy foods appear on the serving tables.] Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da FluffyKitz truck. Tabitha Wow! You gize safed da day again! C'mon gize letz eet! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/23/2007 11:16:50 AM |
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Turkey on the adventu Happy Turkey day to all
OhhhOHHHH morez turkeybird. O. T. jumpink for joy!!!
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:05:56 -0600, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble, little paws typed: Actually, we can fix that! [Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse. Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour later, the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house. Tabitha runs to a window to look. Convertible cars, motorcycles, and an RV are parked randomly all over the street outside. A really large refrigerated box van squeals to a stop directly in front of the house. An orange tabby cat is at the wheel with a skinny grey kitten in the passenger seat. Both kitties disappear into the beack of the truck, and the truck starts rocking back and forth as sounds of clanging and banging issue forth. A few minutes later we hear a small diesel engine roar to life. A ramp slides down from the back of the truck and a bright yellow motorized tug comes shooting out of the back of the truck, pulling a long chain of serving carts. Sammy is at the wheel of the tug, with Ranger standing on top of the frontmost serving cart. Sammy whips the tug around, turning donuts in the street, then lines up on Beauty's front door. He pushes his paw all the way to the metal, revving the tug to the fastest speed it's engine can propel it. Tabitha, seeing the potential for disaster, dashes to Beauty's front door and flings it open just moments before Sammy would run in to it. Sammy speeds into the living room and stands on the brakes, bringing the whole set of carts to a halt. Ranger hops down and begins to set up serving tables as Sammy starts to unload platters from the serving carts. Roast turkeybird, roast beast, sooven stew. There are skewers of moth kabob and mouse kabob, and dishes of a wide variety of kibbles and canned foods. Grilled skwirls, grilled ear of sooven, grilled sammon-fishie - all sorts of yummy foods appear on the serving tables.] Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da FluffyKitz truck. Tabitha Wow! You gize safed da day again! C'mon gize letz eet! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/23/2007 11:16:50 AM |
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Turkey on the adventu Happy Turkey day to all
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:05:56 -0600, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble, little paws typed: Actually, we can fix that! [Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse. Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour later, the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house. Tabitha runs to a window to look. Convertible cars, motorcycles, and an RV are parked randomly all over the street outside. A really large refrigerated box van squeals to a stop directly in front of the house. An orange tabby cat is at the wheel with a skinny grey kitten in the passenger seat. Both kitties disappear into the beack of the truck, and the truck starts rocking back and forth as sounds of clanging and banging issue forth. A few minutes later we hear a small diesel engine roar to life. A ramp slides down from the back of the truck and a bright yellow motorized tug comes shooting out of the back of the truck, pulling a long chain of serving carts. Sammy is at the wheel of the tug, with Ranger standing on top of the frontmost serving cart. Sammy whips the tug around, turning donuts in the street, then lines up on Beauty's front door. He pushes his paw all the way to the metal, revving the tug to the fastest speed it's engine can propel it. Tabitha, seeing the potential for disaster, dashes to Beauty's front door and flings it open just moments before Sammy would run in to it. Sammy speeds into the living room and stands on the brakes, bringing the whole set of carts to a halt. Ranger hops down and begins to set up serving tables as Sammy starts to unload platters from the serving carts. Roast turkeybird, roast beast, sooven stew. There are skewers of moth kabob and mouse kabob, and dishes of a wide variety of kibbles and canned foods. Grilled skwirls, grilled ear of sooven, grilled sammon-fishie - all sorts of yummy foods appear on the serving tables.] Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da FluffyKitz truck. Tabitha Wow! You gize safed da day again! C'mon gize letz eet! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs I yam furr dat tuu! I'd lyke tu schtart wiff sooven stew. Pit2nya |
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Turkey on the adventu Happy Turkey day to all
Dey shur did! We didn't git nuffin speshul fur Turkeybird Day! Meowmie wuz
gon awl day an didnt git home to giv ussez owrown dinner til furryfurry late! Den we didnt evin git owr treetz fur da eevnin, kuz she sed we juss had dinner! Sundance, thinking something is wrong with that picture "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:05:56 -0600, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble, little paws typed: Actually, we can fix that! [Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse. Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour later, the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house. snip Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da FluffyKitz truck. Tabitha Wow! You gize safed da day again! C'mon gize letz eet! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/23/2007 11:16:50 AM |
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Happy Turkey day to all
"The Clowder (South)" wrote in message ... Anna happy Fangsgiffing to effurywun! Mietze [grumble-whine] No turrkeeburrd fur us! Owr hoomins ar vejit...vejtabull...uh...dey dont eet meet. Whoa is us! Neko -- Remove the first m to reply Datz horrybul! If dey iz kittee servintz, dey shud kno dat kitteez iz meetatarianz an needz dere meet! Sundance |
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Turkey on the adventu Happy Turkey day to all
Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf
to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da FluffyKitz truck. Oh, what a beautiful spread! Mr. Lewi, would you and your hearing dog Sassy like to sit with mineownselves? Kitty Schottland |
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Turkey on the adventu Happy Turkey day to all
Lewi duzn't haf to look at sassy, the kindness in Kitty schottland just
shows through. He sitz down before the piles of food she has given him and they begin to eat. "Debby Hanoka" wrote in message ... Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da FluffyKitz truck. Oh, what a beautiful spread! Mr. Lewi, would you and your hearing dog Sassy like to sit with mineownselves? Kitty Schottland |
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Turkey on the adventu Happy Turkey day to all
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:11:39 -0800, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed: Dey shur did! We didn't git nuffin speshul fur Turkeybird Day! Meowmie wuz gon awl day an didnt git home to giv ussez owrown dinner til furryfurry late! Den we didnt evin git owr treetz fur da eevnin, kuz she sed we juss had dinner! Sundance, thinking something is wrong with that picture Hmmmm, I finks dat yur hooman cud uze dat sekretarial boot camp.... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/23/2007 8:09:03 PM |
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