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  #1  
Old February 11th 08, 01:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.

Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.

Wy cant kitteez do dat?

Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO four kitteez. An I gree butted cudn wee jus go wer we wanned?

I wike da tummles an da weev polz. I wud onwee jump da reel LOW jumpy-
fings.

An den effurywun wud plaud an sumwun wud gib usses a priz. Dat wooks
gudgud too mee an Maggy May greez.

Idearment?

WooToo

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  #2  
Old February 11th 08, 01:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Jillitee

Hihi diz iz O T. Yearz ago when gramby kud seez a little better herself wus
show Pug doggies in small shows. Her sayz dat the doggies wud hafta du
certain fingies. Dat was enuf for me not ta wanna do dat. Now, der iz a
plaze for show kitties kauze we haz a champion one of dem on diz groupz. U
haz to be bootiful and such tado dat. Dats letz uz all at diz houze outz!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.

Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.

Wy cant kitteez do dat?

Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO four kitteez. An I gree butted cudn wee jus go wer we wanned?

I wike da tummles an da weev polz. I wud onwee jump da reel LOW jumpy-
fings.

An den effurywun wud plaud an sumwun wud gib usses a priz. Dat wooks
gudgud too mee an Maggy May greez.

Idearment?

WooToo

--





  #3  
Old February 11th 08, 01:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Jillitee

On Feb 10, 8:32 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T. Yearz ago when gramby kud seez a little better herself wus
show Pug doggies in small shows. Her sayz dat the doggies wud hafta du
certain fingies. Dat was enuf for me not ta wanna do dat. Now, der iz a
plaze for show kitties kauze we haz a champion one of dem on diz groupz. U
haz to be bootiful and such tado dat. Dats letz uz all at diz houze outz!




Diss iz Maggy May. Iff yoo don' tell no wun, I will tell yoo dat
sumwun I nose finks dat sumwun in yoor house iss byootiful.

WooToo: Der iss a pug in dis condocompleks. Heee iss a fren ub Bear
ann hee iss named Elfis. I fink.

--


"If you don't see the mouse at the table in the first few minutes,
check your own breath for cheese." Feather in Poker for Cats

"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...

Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.


Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.


Wy cant kitteez do dat?


Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO four kitteez. An I gree butted cudn wee jus go wer we wanned?


I wike da tummles an da weev polz. I wud onwee jump da reel LOW jumpy-
fings.


An den effurywun wud plaud an sumwun wud gib usses a priz. Dat wooks
gudgud too mee an Maggy May greez.


Idearment?


WooToo


--


  #4  
Old February 11th 08, 01:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
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Default Jillitee

In article
,
Will in New Haven wrote:

Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.

Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.

Wy cant kitteez do dat?

Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO four kitteez. An I gree butted cudn wee jus go wer we wanned?

I wike da tummles an da weev polz. I wud onwee jump da reel LOW jumpy-
fings.

An den effurywun wud plaud an sumwun wud gib usses a priz. Dat wooks
gudgud too mee an Maggy May greez.

Idearment?

WooToo

--


But kitties CAN do 'gility! Mine Paw-hoomin was finking about training
me as a 'gility cat. Him saw sum web pages, like http://catagility.com/
and http://www.showcatsonline.com/x/cat_agility.htm. When mine Paw saw a
video of a 'gility cat competition. Him sez dat I would be a eggzelent
'gility cat!

Ranger
the Mighty Agility Cat
  #5  
Old February 11th 08, 02:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Jillitee

Effer head here turnz an lookz at piglet. She blushzez an runz unner da
desk. Willow betting all the toonas she has that it is Wascal.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Feb 10, 8:32 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T. Yearz ago when gramby kud seez a little better herself
wus
show Pug doggies in small shows. Her sayz dat the doggies wud hafta du
certain fingies. Dat was enuf for me not ta wanna do dat. Now, der iz a
plaze for show kitties kauze we haz a champion one of dem on diz groupz.
U
haz to be bootiful and such tado dat. Dats letz uz all at diz houze
outz!




Diss iz Maggy May. Iff yoo don' tell no wun, I will tell yoo dat
sumwun I nose finks dat sumwun in yoor house iss byootiful.

WooToo: Der iss a pug in dis condocompleks. Heee iss a fren ub Bear
ann hee iss named Elfis. I fink.

--


"If you don't see the mouse at the table in the first few minutes,
check your own breath for cheese." Feather in Poker for Cats

"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...

Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.


Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.


Wy cant kitteez do dat?


Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO four kitteez. An I gree butted cudn wee jus go wer we wanned?


I wike da tummles an da weev polz. I wud onwee jump da reel LOW jumpy-
fings.


An den effurywun wud plaud an sumwun wud gib usses a priz. Dat wooks
gudgud too mee an Maggy May greez.


Idearment?


WooToo


--




  #6  
Old February 11th 08, 02:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Posts: 10,742
Default Jillitee

So longz az no birdies komed by u wud be greatz.
"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
In article
,
Will in New Haven wrote:

Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.

Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.

Wy cant kitteez do dat?

Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO four kitteez. An I gree butted cudn wee jus go wer we wanned?

I wike da tummles an da weev polz. I wud onwee jump da reel LOW jumpy-
fings.

An den effurywun wud plaud an sumwun wud gib usses a priz. Dat wooks
gudgud too mee an Maggy May greez.

Idearment?

WooToo

--


But kitties CAN do 'gility! Mine Paw-hoomin was finking about training
me as a 'gility cat. Him saw sum web pages, like http://catagility.com/
and http://www.showcatsonline.com/x/cat_agility.htm. When mine Paw saw a
video of a 'gility cat competition. Him sez dat I would be a eggzelent
'gility cat!

Ranger
the Mighty Agility Cat



  #7  
Old February 11th 08, 08:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Jillitee

mayhapz ifin we haza 'lumpikz we kan do diz, Tiger
Will in New Haven wrote in message
...
Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.

Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.

Wy cant kitteez do dat?

Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO four kitteez. An I gree butted cudn wee jus go wer we wanned?

I wike da tummles an da weev polz. I wud onwee jump da reel LOW jumpy-
fings.

An den effurywun wud plaud an sumwun wud gib usses a priz. Dat wooks
gudgud too mee an Maggy May greez.

Idearment?

WooToo

--





  #8  
Old February 11th 08, 08:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Jillitee

*Tiger puffz owt hiz chezt* datz mine wife kitty anna Mizz Dyna wuza
showgirl kittee befure her wenta lif wif herown onetruehome meowmy, Tiger
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O T. Yearz ago when gramby kud seez a little better herself

wus
show Pug doggies in small shows. Her sayz dat the doggies wud hafta du
certain fingies. Dat was enuf for me not ta wanna do dat. Now, der iz a
plaze for show kitties kauze we haz a champion one of dem on diz groupz.

U
haz to be bootiful and such tado dat. Dats letz uz all at diz houze outz!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.

Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.

Wy cant kitteez do dat?

Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO four kitteez. An I gree butted cudn wee jus go wer we wanned?

I wike da tummles an da weev polz. I wud onwee jump da reel LOW jumpy-
fings.

An den effurywun wud plaud an sumwun wud gib usses a priz. Dat wooks
gudgud too mee an Maggy May greez.

Idearment?

WooToo

--







  #9  
Old February 11th 08, 08:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Jillitee

We kud try an organize diz type of field trial for uz kittens. U kno
jumpink ofber kitty kubez ann tidy kat containerz. Me an O T kan do da
kontainerz surfink.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
*Tiger puffz owt hiz chezt* datz mine wife kitty anna Mizz Dyna wuza
showgirl kittee befure her wenta lif wif herown onetruehome meowmy, Tiger
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O T. Yearz ago when gramby kud seez a little better herself

wus
show Pug doggies in small shows. Her sayz dat the doggies wud hafta du
certain fingies. Dat was enuf for me not ta wanna do dat. Now, der iz a
plaze for show kitties kauze we haz a champion one of dem on diz groupz.

U
haz to be bootiful and such tado dat. Dats letz uz all at diz houze
outz!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.

Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.

Wy cant kitteez do dat?

Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO four kitteez. An I gree butted cudn wee jus go wer we wanned?

I wike da tummles an da weev polz. I wud onwee jump da reel LOW jumpy-
fings.

An den effurywun wud plaud an sumwun wud gib usses a priz. Dat wooks
gudgud too mee an Maggy May greez.

Idearment?

WooToo

--









  #10  
Old February 12th 08, 12:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
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Posts: 76
Default Jillitee

In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

So longz az no birdies komed by u wud be greatz.


I would! Mine Paw is talkin bout buildin' a 'gility course in da bak
yard when da spring comes.

Ranger
 




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