I got - err, we'z got - a Kissamouse Present!

I'z am so eggcited! On Friday the mailguy bringed us a big box addressed
to US KITTIES! Meowmie sez it's a Kissamouse present frum our sekret
santa. But den she wrapped it in fancy Kissamouse paper and putted it
away in the closet. Dat's not fair! It's to us kitties, so we should get
to open it up now! But she and paw are going to make us wait until
Kissamouse. How can we get dem to get it out for us now? De closet it's
putted away is one dat none of us furkitties can get open - not eben mis
Cleopatra, who know how to hotwire RVs and fings, can get it open.

Why does Kissamouse day have to be so far away?

Sammy Kitten

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Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message
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I'z am so eggcited! On Friday the mailguy bringed us a big box addressed
to US KITTIES! Meowmie sez it's a Kissamouse present frum our sekret
santa. But den she wrapped it in fancy Kissamouse paper and putted it
away in the closet. Dat's not fair! It's to us kitties, so we should get
to open it up now! But she and paw are going to make us wait until
Kissamouse. How can we get dem to get it out for us now? De closet it's
putted away is one dat none of us furkitties can get open - not eben mis
Cleopatra, who know how to hotwire RVs and fings, can get it open.

Why does Kissamouse day have to be so far away?

Sammy Kitten

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Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message
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I'z am so eggcited! On Friday the mailguy bringed us a big box addressed
to US KITTIES! Meowmie sez it's a Kissamouse present frum our sekret
santa. But den she wrapped it in fancy Kissamouse paper and putted it
away in the closet. Dat's not fair! It's to us kitties, so we should get
to open it up now! But she and paw are going to make us wait until
Kissamouse. How can we get dem to get it out for us now? De closet it's
putted away is one dat none of us furkitties can get open - not eben mis
Cleopatra, who know how to hotwire RVs and fings, can get it open.

Why does Kissamouse day have to be so far away?

Sammy Kitten

OOPS!!! We sent befur writin, we was gonna say dat dey keepz da prezzies ta
torkur us kittys, OEJ
Miss Violette wrote in message
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Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message
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I'z am so eggcited! On Friday the mailguy bringed us a big box addressed
to US KITTIES! Meowmie sez it's a Kissamouse present frum our sekret
santa. But den she wrapped it in fancy Kissamouse paper and putted it
away in the closet. Dat's not fair! It's to us kitties, so we should get
to open it up now! But she and paw are going to make us wait until
Kissamouse. How can we get dem to get it out for us now? De closet it's
putted away is one dat none of us furkitties can get open - not eben mis
Cleopatra, who know how to hotwire RVs and fings, can get it open.

Why does Kissamouse day have to be so far away?

Sammy Kitten

OOPS!!! We sent befur writin, we was gonna say dat dey keepz da prezzies ta
torkur us kittys, OEJ
Miss Violette wrote in message
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Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message
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I'z am so eggcited! On Friday the mailguy bringed us a big box addressed
to US KITTIES! Meowmie sez it's a Kissamouse present frum our sekret
santa. But den she wrapped it in fancy Kissamouse paper and putted it
away in the closet. Dat's not fair! It's to us kitties, so we should get
to open it up now! But she and paw are going to make us wait until
Kissamouse. How can we get dem to get it out for us now? De closet it's
putted away is one dat none of us furkitties can get open - not eben mis
Cleopatra, who know how to hotwire RVs and fings, can get it open.

Why does Kissamouse day have to be so far away?

Sammy Kitten