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Noo Hampshyur kitty killt by gun
Man Blames Cat After Gun Fires
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...10/detail.html The short story is that this idiot pulled back the hammer on a shotgun, and while trying to release the hammer, his thumb slipped, and the gun fired one round, which hit the cat, who had to be euthanized. The stupid idiot who fired the gun tried, however, to say that his cat had knocked the gun over, which caused the gun to fire. Only problem was that the cops, after noticing a multitude of beer cans in this idiot's apartment, smelled beer on his breath. People like this SFB (I have faith in you kitties that you can figure that out) moron just shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air I do! --- Unca Cory |
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Noo Hampshyur kitty killt by gun
Hisssssspit!
Ralph, sharpening his claws & fangs Cory wrote: Man Blames Cat After Gun Fires http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...10/detail.html The short story is that this idiot pulled back the hammer on a shotgun, and while trying to release the hammer, his thumb slipped, and the gun fired one round, which hit the cat, who had to be euthanized. The stupid idiot who fired the gun tried, however, to say that his cat had knocked the gun over, which caused the gun to fire. Only problem was that the cops, after noticing a multitude of beer cans in this idiot's apartment, smelled beer on his breath. People like this SFB (I have faith in you kitties that you can figure that out) moron just shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air I do! --- Unca Cory |
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Noo Hampshyur kitty killt by gun
anna sooner he stopz uzinin ani air iz fine with owr entire hozwe, Tiger
Cory wrote in message ups.com... Man Blames Cat After Gun Fires http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...10/detail.html The short story is that this idiot pulled back the hammer on a shotgun, and while trying to release the hammer, his thumb slipped, and the gun fired one round, which hit the cat, who had to be euthanized. The stupid idiot who fired the gun tried, however, to say that his cat had knocked the gun over, which caused the gun to fire. Only problem was that the cops, after noticing a multitude of beer cans in this idiot's apartment, smelled beer on his breath. People like this SFB (I have faith in you kitties that you can figure that out) moron just shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air I do! --- Unca Cory |
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Noo Hampshyur kitty killt by gun
On Aug 12, 4:43 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
anna sooner he stopz uzinin ani air iz fine with owr entire hozwe, Tiger Tiger, my furry friend, you'll *LOVE* this... (sarcasm FULLY intended...) "(Shetland) Pony shot in Marquette County" http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/9187447.html There are a lot of grammatical/structural errors in the text of the story for some odd reason, but it's a true story. I saw this one on the news the other night. Marquette county is just shy of central Wisconsin... not quite south enough to be considered part of southcentral Wisconsin (JMHO), but not quite north enough to be considered part of central Wisconsin, either. --- Unca Cory |
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Noo Hampshyur kitty killt by gun
whut iz wrung wif your hoomanz up der, Tiger
Cory wrote in message oups.com... On Aug 12, 4:43 am, "Stormmee" wrote: anna sooner he stopz uzinin ani air iz fine with owr entire hozwe, Tiger Tiger, my furry friend, you'll *LOVE* this... (sarcasm FULLY intended...) "(Shetland) Pony shot in Marquette County" http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/9187447.html There are a lot of grammatical/structural errors in the text of the story for some odd reason, but it's a true story. I saw this one on the news the other night. Marquette county is just shy of central Wisconsin... not quite south enough to be considered part of southcentral Wisconsin (JMHO), but not quite north enough to be considered part of central Wisconsin, either. --- Unca Cory |
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Noo Hampshyur kitty killt by gun
On Aug 19, 12:26 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
whut iz wrung wif your hoomanz up der, Tiger Hey now, don't lump ALL of the humans in Wiscatsin together, Tiger. 99.999% of us Wiscatsinites are NOT this stupid... or cruel. --- Unca Cory |
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Noo Hampshyur kitty killt by gun
ok den, Chester glad unca corey sayed diz
Cory wrote in message oups.com... On Aug 19, 12:26 pm, "Stormmee" wrote: whut iz wrung wif your hoomanz up der, Tiger Hey now, don't lump ALL of the humans in Wiscatsin together, Tiger. 99.999% of us Wiscatsinites are NOT this stupid... or cruel. --- Unca Cory |
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