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#1
July 9th 11, 01:19 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
[Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer
generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in front of them.] Cybèle: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cybèle: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun! Cybèle: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz? Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment, squeelink wif delite! Cybèle: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat wunnerful! Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse! Cybèle: Keep dat hooman helfy! Oriane: In udder nooz, der is a lebenty-leben fut long hissink monster dat liffs in owr bafftub! Cybèle: [puzzled] Whutz a bafftub??? Oriane: You knoze, da bigbig white and cool fing in da hooman lidderboks room. Cybèle: Bafftub? Bafftub? I fot dat wuz a bigbig white kitty lidderboks! Oriane: Hmmmmmmm, no, it iznt. Itz where da hooman baffs hisself, and where we wills purrably get owr baffs. Well, anyway, I inspekted itself, and az soon as I put a paw in, dis monster hissed at me! I felt its breff on da bak ob mine nek as I ran for mine widdle life! [Human note: it's Ssscat, a can of compressed air with a motion detector on top that hisses and sprays when anything crosses within 3 feet of it] Cybèle: Wow! Datz scary! And I wiked dat big litterboks! Oriane: Bafftub! Bafftub! Not a widderboks! Cybèle: Hokay, well, whateffur! I hopes da monster duzzent come owt..... I'ze nottid going in dere again... Oriane: Nope! Neifur is mineownseff!! In udder nooz, after da eggersize, da hooman camed home wif wotsa krinkly, nip-cubbered mylar ballz for usses to pway wiff! Cybèle: Yes, dey is funfun to batbat arownd! Oriane: Well, datz da nooz fur tonight, kittiez! Cybèle: Gud nite an byebye! [both wave] -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/8/2011 8:14:46 PM 
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#2
July 9th 11, 01:31 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
A porter twinkles behind uncle Serge's big confy chair and Piglett steps out
to visit the Two Sisters. Diz iz wunnerfullz newz u two. Whut u may not kno iz dat hoomanz don’t hafta be fat for dem harts to tack dem. Howefer, u iz doing gud about getting da hoomanz to xercize. I cee u iz putting ur ole furrz under da desk so da hooman hazta ta wurk harder to klean da compartment. Diz is furry furry gud. I iz proud of da two of u for learnink so much so quik. Piglett returns to the porter knowing that girls have things well under control. "The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... [Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in front of them.] Cybèle: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cybèle: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun! Cybèle: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz? Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment, squeelink wif delite! Cybèle: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat wunnerful! Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse! Cybèle: Keep dat hooman helfy! Oriane: In udder nooz, der is a lebenty-leben fut long hissink monster dat liffs in owr bafftub! Cybèle: [puzzled] Whutz a bafftub??? Oriane: You knoze, da bigbig white and cool fing in da hooman lidderboks room. Cybèle: Bafftub? Bafftub? I fot dat wuz a bigbig white kitty lidderboks! Oriane: Hmmmmmmm, no, it iznt. Itz where da hooman baffs hisself, and where we wills purrably get owr baffs. Well, anyway, I inspekted itself, and az soon as I put a paw in, dis monster hissed at me! I felt its breff on da bak ob mine nek as I ran for mine widdle life! [Human note: it's Ssscat, a can of compressed air with a motion detector on top that hisses and sprays when anything crosses within 3 feet of it] Cybèle: Wow! Datz scary! And I wiked dat big litterboks! Oriane: Bafftub! Bafftub! Not a widderboks! Cybèle: Hokay, well, whateffur! I hopes da monster duzzent come owt..... I'ze nottid going in dere again... Oriane: Nope! Neifur is mineownseff!! In udder nooz, after da eggersize, da hooman camed home wif wotsa krinkly, nip-cubbered mylar ballz for usses to pway wiff! Cybèle: Yes, dey is funfun to batbat arownd! Oriane: Well, datz da nooz fur tonight, kittiez! Cybèle: Gud nite an byebye! [both wave] -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/8/2011 8:14:46 PM
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#3
July 9th 11, 02:13 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
excillint repurt, we xrcizes owrz hoominz inna simlur manner, dey really diu
sqweel when dat pwaztik goez missin, OEJ, glancin in da general direkshun of herown stash "The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... [Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in front of them.] Cyble: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cyble: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun! Cyble: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz? Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment, squeelink wif delite! Cyble: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat wunnerful! Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse! Cyble: Keep dat hooman helfy! Oriane: In udder nooz, der is a lebenty-leben fut long hissink monster dat liffs in owr bafftub! Cyble: [puzzled] Whutz a bafftub??? Oriane: You knoze, da bigbig white and cool fing in da hooman lidderboks room. Cyble: Bafftub? Bafftub? I fot dat wuz a bigbig white kitty lidderboks! Oriane: Hmmmmmmm, no, it iznt. Itz where da hooman baffs hisself, and where we wills purrably get owr baffs. Well, anyway, I inspekted itself, and az soon as I put a paw in, dis monster hissed at me! I felt its breff on da bak ob mine nek as I ran for mine widdle life! [Human note: it's Ssscat, a can of compressed air with a motion detector on top that hisses and sprays when anything crosses within 3 feet of it] Cyble: Wow! Datz scary! And I wiked dat big litterboks! Oriane: Bafftub! Bafftub! Not a widderboks! Cyble: Hokay, well, whateffur! I hopes da monster duzzent come owt..... I'ze nottid going in dere again... Oriane: Nope! Neifur is mineownseff!! In udder nooz, after da eggersize, da hooman camed home wif wotsa krinkly, nip-cubbered mylar ballz for usses to pway wiff! Cyble: Yes, dey is funfun to batbat arownd! Oriane: Well, datz da nooz fur tonight, kittiez! Cyble: Gud nite an byebye! [both wave] -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/8/2011 8:14:46 PM
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#4
July 9th 11, 02:49 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
On Jul 8, 8:19*pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
[Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in front of them.] Cyble: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cyble: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun! Cyble: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz? Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment, squeelink wif delite! Cyble: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat wunnerful! Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse! Cyble: Keep dat hooman helfy! Well, mine frenz, yoo haff foun WUN ub da grate yooces for dem plasty fingees. But mine Mommy foun anuther yooce. Yoo wate until yoor Daddy, or Uncl Bill in r kase, an tak dat card an BYE stuff. Yooo can get goodies, pay fouur tikits to adbenshur. -- Missy
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#5
July 9th 11, 03:14 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
Itz gud to xercize dem in da middle of da nite. Double poyntz fur dat.
Weze do dat by playfiting on da bed. Booker chasez hizown tayle on top da hamper wich makez lotz of noize. Weeze likez yur reportz. Yuze gonna do dem efurryday? Snowflake On 7/8/2011 5:19 PM, The Two Sisters wrote: [Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in front of them.] Cybèle: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cybèle: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun! Cybèle: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz? Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment, squeelink wif delite! Cybèle: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat wunnerful! Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse! Cybèle: Keep dat hooman helfy! Oriane: In udder nooz, der is a lebenty-leben fut long hissink monster dat liffs in owr bafftub! Cybèle: [puzzled] Whutz a bafftub??? Oriane: You knoze, da bigbig white and cool fing in da hooman lidderboks room. Cybèle: Bafftub? Bafftub? I fot dat wuz a bigbig white kitty lidderboks! Oriane: Hmmmmmmm, no, it iznt. Itz where da hooman baffs hisself, and where we wills purrably get owr baffs. Well, anyway, I inspekted itself, and az soon as I put a paw in, dis monster hissed at me! I felt its breff on da bak ob mine nek as I ran for mine widdle life! [Human note: it's Ssscat, a can of compressed air with a motion detector on top that hisses and sprays when anything crosses within 3 feet of it] Cybèle: Wow! Datz scary! And I wiked dat big litterboks! Oriane: Bafftub! Bafftub! Not a widderboks! Cybèle: Hokay, well, whateffur! I hopes da monster duzzent come owt..... I'ze nottid going in dere again... Oriane: Nope! Neifur is mineownseff!! In udder nooz, after da eggersize, da hooman camed home wif wotsa krinkly, nip-cubbered mylar ballz for usses to pway wiff! Cybèle: Yes, dey is funfun to batbat arownd! Oriane: Well, datz da nooz fur tonight, kittiez! Cybèle: Gud nite an byebye! [both wave]
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#6
July 9th 11, 03:56 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
letz hopez zo, OEJ
"Booker" wrote in message ... Itz gud to xercize dem in da middle of da nite. Double poyntz fur dat. Weze do dat by playfiting on da bed. Booker chasez hizown tayle on top da hamper wich makez lotz of noize. Weeze likez yur reportz. Yuze gonna do dem efurryday? Snowflake On 7/8/2011 5:19 PM, The Two Sisters wrote: [Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in front of them.] Cyble: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cyble: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun! Cyble: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz? Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment, squeelink wif delite! Cyble: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat wunnerful! Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse! Cyble: Keep dat hooman helfy! Oriane: In udder nooz, der is a lebenty-leben fut long hissink monster dat liffs in owr bafftub! Cyble: [puzzled] Whutz a bafftub??? Oriane: You knoze, da bigbig white and cool fing in da hooman lidderboks room. Cyble: Bafftub? Bafftub? I fot dat wuz a bigbig white kitty lidderboks! Oriane: Hmmmmmmm, no, it iznt. Itz where da hooman baffs hisself, and where we wills purrably get owr baffs. Well, anyway, I inspekted itself, and az soon as I put a paw in, dis monster hissed at me! I felt its breff on da bak ob mine nek as I ran for mine widdle life! [Human note: it's Ssscat, a can of compressed air with a motion detector on top that hisses and sprays when anything crosses within 3 feet of it] Cyble: Wow! Datz scary! And I wiked dat big litterboks! Oriane: Bafftub! Bafftub! Not a widderboks! Cyble: Hokay, well, whateffur! I hopes da monster duzzent come owt..... I'ze nottid going in dere again... Oriane: Nope! Neifur is mineownseff!! In udder nooz, after da eggersize, da hooman camed home wif wotsa krinkly, nip-cubbered mylar ballz for usses to pway wiff! Cyble: Yes, dey is funfun to batbat arownd! Oriane: Well, datz da nooz fur tonight, kittiez! Cyble: Gud nite an byebye! [both wave]
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#7
July 9th 11, 04:47 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
Datz a furry gud repurrt, ladeez! Myown policee uv hoomin eksersize iz dis:
if da hoomin iz not lettin myownself sit rite in frunt uv her an git petted, den I iz gonna do whutever I kan to git her owta da chare. Unfurtoonitlee, sumtimez dat meenz dat I haz to rezort to pushin fingz offa kownterz or chooin fingz up, but if datz whut it takez I will hav to do it. Sundance
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July 9th 11, 05:33 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
Diz iz Lizzy anna Piglett tole me bout dat plasztik stuff anna Missy iz
rite. Dat kard kan take da plaze of toonas when urselfvez wansta buy stuff. Gramby keeps herz hid but Piglett knows where her hidez dem so her said not ta worrit. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jul 8, 8:19 pm, The Two Sisters wrote: [Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in front of them.] Cyble: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cyble: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun! Cyble: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz? Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment, squeelink wif delite! Cyble: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat wunnerful! Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse! Cyble: Keep dat hooman helfy! Well, mine frenz, yoo haff foun WUN ub da grate yooces for dem plasty fingees. But mine Mommy foun anuther yooce. Yoo wate until yoor Daddy, or Uncl Bill in r kase, an tak dat card an BYE stuff. Yooo can get goodies, pay fouur tikits to adbenshur. -- Missy
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July 9th 11, 05:37 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
OEJ kan magine dat here hooman didn’t fink da communittee wud be diz
interested in a daily report about da new girls. We tole him and tole him dat peoplez wanted to know how dem wuz doing in settlink in and how well dem waz trainink himselfz. I finkz him iz in a state of shock hafing two girls and dem much more active dan him iz uszed ta. Gramby laffs at himself when he iz sprized by sumphin dem duz. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... letz hopez zo, OEJ "Booker" wrote in message ... Itz gud to xercize dem in da middle of da nite. Double poyntz fur dat. Weze do dat by playfiting on da bed. Booker chasez hizown tayle on top da hamper wich makez lotz of noize. Weeze likez yur reportz. Yuze gonna do dem efurryday? Snowflake On 7/8/2011 5:19 PM, The Two Sisters wrote: [Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in front of them.] Cybèle: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cybèle: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun! Cybèle: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz? Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment, squeelink wif delite! Cybèle: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat wunnerful! Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse! Cybèle: Keep dat hooman helfy! Oriane: In udder nooz, der is a lebenty-leben fut long hissink monster dat liffs in owr bafftub! Cybèle: [puzzled] Whutz a bafftub??? Oriane: You knoze, da bigbig white and cool fing in da hooman lidderboks room. Cybèle: Bafftub? Bafftub? I fot dat wuz a bigbig white kitty lidderboks! Oriane: Hmmmmmmm, no, it iznt. Itz where da hooman baffs hisself, and where we wills purrably get owr baffs. Well, anyway, I inspekted itself, and az soon as I put a paw in, dis monster hissed at me! I felt its breff on da bak ob mine nek as I ran for mine widdle life! [Human note: it's Ssscat, a can of compressed air with a motion detector on top that hisses and sprays when anything crosses within 3 feet of it] Cybèle: Wow! Datz scary! And I wiked dat big litterboks! Oriane: Bafftub! Bafftub! Not a widderboks! Cybèle: Hokay, well, whateffur! I hopes da monster duzzent come owt..... I'ze nottid going in dere again... Oriane: Nope! Neifur is mineownseff!! In udder nooz, after da eggersize, da hooman camed home wif wotsa krinkly, nip-cubbered mylar ballz for usses to pway wiff! Cybèle: Yes, dey is funfun to batbat arownd! Oriane: Well, datz da nooz fur tonight, kittiez! Cybèle: Gud nite an byebye! [both wave]
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July 9th 11, 07:13 AM
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Da nitely Nooz!
well ifin himzelf duzint let dem pozt we will port ofur der an leaf lotsa
xra hairz fur him ta get up, OEJ, wiffa efil meow "Gramby" wrote in message ... OEJ kan magine dat here hooman didn't fink da communittee wud be diz interested in a daily report about da new girls. We tole him and tole him dat peoplez wanted to know how dem wuz doing in settlink in and how well dem waz trainink himselfz. I finkz him iz in a state of shock hafing two girls and dem much more active dan him iz uszed ta. Gramby laffs at himself when he iz sprized by sumphin dem duz. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... letz hopez zo, OEJ "Booker" wrote in message ... Itz gud to xercize dem in da middle of da nite. Double poyntz fur dat. Weze do dat by playfiting on da bed. Booker chasez hizown tayle on top da hamper wich makez lotz of noize. Weeze likez yur reportz. Yuze gonna do dem efurryday? Snowflake On 7/8/2011 5:19 PM, The Two Sisters wrote: [Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in front of them.] Cyble: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew Yawk City! Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize! Cyble: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak? Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun! Cyble: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz? Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment, squeelink wif delite! Cyble: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat wunnerful! Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse! Cyble: Keep dat hooman helfy! Oriane: In udder nooz, der is a lebenty-leben fut long hissink monster dat liffs in owr bafftub! Cyble: [puzzled] Whutz a bafftub??? Oriane: You knoze, da bigbig white and cool fing in da hooman lidderboks room. Cyble: Bafftub? Bafftub? I fot dat wuz a bigbig white kitty lidderboks! Oriane: Hmmmmmmm, no, it iznt. Itz where da hooman baffs hisself, and where we wills purrably get owr baffs. Well, anyway, I inspekted itself, and az soon as I put a paw in, dis monster hissed at me! I felt its breff on da bak ob mine nek as I ran for mine widdle life! [Human note: it's Ssscat, a can of compressed air with a motion detector on top that hisses and sprays when anything crosses within 3 feet of it] Cyble: Wow! Datz scary! And I wiked dat big litterboks! Oriane: Bafftub! Bafftub! Not a widderboks! Cyble: Hokay, well, whateffur! I hopes da monster duzzent come owt..... I'ze nottid going in dere again... Oriane: Nope! Neifur is mineownseff!! In udder nooz, after da eggersize, da hooman camed home wif wotsa krinkly, nip-cubbered mylar ballz for usses to pway wiff! Cyble: Yes, dey is funfun to batbat arownd! Oriane: Well, datz da nooz fur tonight, kittiez! Cyble: Gud nite an byebye! [both wave]
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