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July 19th 11, 12:09 AM
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Da Nitely Nooz!
[Two Zot girls sit on cushions on a mahogany desk; a computer graphic of the
NYC skyline behind them with "The RPCC Nightly Nooz" scrolling underneath.] Interviewer: Tonight, the RPCC newsgirls have agreed to do an interview instead of the news. Hello, girls! How are you both tonight? Cybèle: Meow and hihi! Eberyfing is good! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Meow and Hihi! Interviewer: So girls, you've had some changes in your life recently. It's been a month with your new human - how is that going? Cybèle: Well, it was a bit disquieting - after awl, we liffed in da cattery wif owr meowmie for four yeerz and suddenly fownd owrselbez in TED's getting sumfing fiksed. Den we got a noo hooman! Oriane: And no kitty likes change. [look at each other and nod] Noooo, cats duzzent wikes changez..... Cybèle: But we is gettink adjusted. The hooman is nice, we haff wots ob room to run arownd and explore - and we habs gud fuds. Oriane: Yes, it is pweasant heer. Twenny-fowr seben air conditioning, gud gushy an dry foods, wotsa toys and nip! And we iz da only cats! Eben the air is calming! Interviewer: Ahh, that must be the Feliway diffuser. Cybèle: Whutz dat? Interviewer: Oh nothing. So girls, what are your favorite toys and activities? Cybèle: Well, eeting and napping, ob cawze. Pwaying and eggsplorink. Itz gud being da only catz - we camed frum a large clowder and now da compartment an da hoomans attention is all owrz! Oriane: Toyz? Letz see... we lubs dem teaserz, krinkle bawls and pom-pomz. Da shiny, mylar kind. Cybèle: Oh my yes, we luffs shiny fings! Sprayed wif nip eggstrakt! But ob cawze mine sisfur getz silly den... Interviewer: Really? Oriane: Oh yes, She runs arownd stoned wif da krinkle bawl in her mouf and sings. Loud. And off-key! Cybèle: It iz not! Itz bootiful kitty moosic! Interviewer: So tell me girls, for sisters, are you both alike? Oriane: Well, we wooks kwite similar, buttif I iz da more afletik, I tend to eggsplore fings, get under da furniture an walks arownd da compartment inspekting. And I iz da more vocal. I meows at da hooman. Cybèle: I wikes to get on top ob a piece ob furniture and stay dere for a few hours, watching eberyfing in da compartment. Oriane: And we boffs wikes to sweep wif da human on da bigbig bed... Cybèle: And we wikes to gwoom eech ofur behind da eerz. Itz berry calming... Oriane: Yes, we iz berry cwose sisfurs. We wikes eech ofur wots and is gwad dat we moofed together heer! [facerub each other] Interviewer: Anything else for the viewers? Cybèle: No, not reely. Just dat we luffs being pawt ob dis catmunity. Oriane: Yes, we duz! Itz gud being a cat! Interviewer: Well, that's all, kitties. Tune in again! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/18/2011 7:09:11 PM 
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#2
July 19th 11, 12:38 AM
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Da Nitely Nooz!
Piglett claps her paws together. Diz iz jus wonnerfulz ta hearz. We knowed
it wud be gud furr you but diz iz effen bedder dan we fout it kud be. "The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . [Two Zot girls sit on cushions on a mahogany desk; a computer graphic of the NYC skyline behind them with "The RPCC Nightly Nooz" scrolling underneath.] Interviewer: Tonight, the RPCC newsgirls have agreed to do an interview instead of the news. Hello, girls! How are you both tonight? Cybèle: Meow and hihi! Eberyfing is good! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Meow and Hihi! Interviewer: So girls, you've had some changes in your life recently. It's been a month with your new human - how is that going? Cybèle: Well, it was a bit disquieting - after awl, we liffed in da cattery wif owr meowmie for four yeerz and suddenly fownd owrselbez in TED's getting sumfing fiksed. Den we got a noo hooman! Oriane: And no kitty likes change. [look at each other and nod] Noooo, cats duzzent wikes changez..... Cybèle: But we is gettink adjusted. The hooman is nice, we haff wots ob room to run arownd and explore - and we habs gud fuds. Oriane: Yes, it is pweasant heer. Twenny-fowr seben air conditioning, gud gushy an dry foods, wotsa toys and nip! And we iz da only cats! Eben the air is calming! Interviewer: Ahh, that must be the Feliway diffuser. Cybèle: Whutz dat? Interviewer: Oh nothing. So girls, what are your favorite toys and activities? Cybèle: Well, eeting and napping, ob cawze. Pwaying and eggsplorink. Itz gud being da only catz - we camed frum a large clowder and now da compartment an da hoomans attention is all owrz! Oriane: Toyz? Letz see... we lubs dem teaserz, krinkle bawls and pom-pomz. Da shiny, mylar kind. Cybèle: Oh my yes, we luffs shiny fings! Sprayed wif nip eggstrakt! But ob cawze mine sisfur getz silly den... Interviewer: Really? Oriane: Oh yes, She runs arownd stoned wif da krinkle bawl in her mouf and sings. Loud. And off-key! Cybèle: It iz not! Itz bootiful kitty moosic! Interviewer: So tell me girls, for sisters, are you both alike? Oriane: Well, we wooks kwite similar, buttif I iz da more afletik, I tend to eggsplore fings, get under da furniture an walks arownd da compartment inspekting. And I iz da more vocal. I meows at da hooman. Cybèle: I wikes to get on top ob a piece ob furniture and stay dere for a few hours, watching eberyfing in da compartment. Oriane: And we boffs wikes to sweep wif da human on da bigbig bed... Cybèle: And we wikes to gwoom eech ofur behind da eerz. Itz berry calming... Oriane: Yes, we iz berry cwose sisfurs. We wikes eech ofur wots and is gwad dat we moofed together heer! [facerub each other] Interviewer: Anything else for the viewers? Cybèle: No, not reely. Just dat we luffs being pawt ob dis catmunity. Oriane: Yes, we duz! Itz gud being a cat! Interviewer: Well, that's all, kitties. Tune in again! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/18/2011 7:09:11 PM
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#3
July 19th 11, 12:59 AM
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Da Nitely Nooz!
On Jul 18, 7:09*pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
[Two Zot girls sit on cushions on a mahogany desk; a computer graphic of the NYC skyline behind them with "The RPCC Nightly Nooz" scrolling underneath..] snippety-bippety I can tell yoons, wee will be glood to da telebishun EFFERY thyme yoons present da gnus. I can speek for da Bear an widdle Samanfa, beclaws dey wuz watshin rite along wiff me. An WooToo watshes in herown rume. Wascal watshes wereffur hee is, even wen he is bisiting ms. Piglett. An it is SEW gneiss dat yoo has ajustud an ar happy. -- Missy
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#4
July 19th 11, 01:23 AM
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Da Nitely Nooz!
diz wuaza wunnerful interfeiw, trudi, taking notez fur da future
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . [Two Zot girls sit on cushions on a mahogany desk; a computer graphic of the NYC skyline behind them with "The RPCC Nightly Nooz" scrolling underneath.] Interviewer: Tonight, the RPCC newsgirls have agreed to do an interview instead of the news. Hello, girls! How are you both tonight? Cyble: Meow and hihi! Eberyfing is good! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Meow and Hihi! Interviewer: So girls, you've had some changes in your life recently. It's been a month with your new human - how is that going? Cyble: Well, it was a bit disquieting - after awl, we liffed in da cattery wif owr meowmie for four yeerz and suddenly fownd owrselbez in TED's getting sumfing fiksed. Den we got a noo hooman! Oriane: And no kitty likes change. [look at each other and nod] Noooo, cats duzzent wikes changez..... Cyble: But we is gettink adjusted. The hooman is nice, we haff wots ob room to run arownd and explore - and we habs gud fuds. Oriane: Yes, it is pweasant heer. Twenny-fowr seben air conditioning, gud gushy an dry foods, wotsa toys and nip! And we iz da only cats! Eben the air is calming! Interviewer: Ahh, that must be the Feliway diffuser. Cyble: Whutz dat? Interviewer: Oh nothing. So girls, what are your favorite toys and activities? Cyble: Well, eeting and napping, ob cawze. Pwaying and eggsplorink. Itz gud being da only catz - we camed frum a large clowder and now da compartment an da hoomans attention is all owrz! Oriane: Toyz? Letz see... we lubs dem teaserz, krinkle bawls and pom-pomz. Da shiny, mylar kind. Cyble: Oh my yes, we luffs shiny fings! Sprayed wif nip eggstrakt! But ob cawze mine sisfur getz silly den... Interviewer: Really? Oriane: Oh yes, She runs arownd stoned wif da krinkle bawl in her mouf and sings. Loud. And off-key! Cyble: It iz not! Itz bootiful kitty moosic! Interviewer: So tell me girls, for sisters, are you both alike? Oriane: Well, we wooks kwite similar, buttif I iz da more afletik, I tend to eggsplore fings, get under da furniture an walks arownd da compartment inspekting. And I iz da more vocal. I meows at da hooman. Cyble: I wikes to get on top ob a piece ob furniture and stay dere for a few hours, watching eberyfing in da compartment. Oriane: And we boffs wikes to sweep wif da human on da bigbig bed... Cyble: And we wikes to gwoom eech ofur behind da eerz. Itz berry calming... Oriane: Yes, we iz berry cwose sisfurs. We wikes eech ofur wots and is gwad dat we moofed together heer! [facerub each other] Interviewer: Anything else for the viewers? Cyble: No, not reely. Just dat we luffs being pawt ob dis catmunity. Oriane: Yes, we duz! Itz gud being a cat! Interviewer: Well, that's all, kitties. Tune in again! -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/18/2011 7:09:11 PM
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#5
July 19th 11, 01:26 AM
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Da Nitely Nooz!
mine dearezt missy iz ursef readee fur dinner atgta baststealz pawtee MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jul 18, 7:09 pm, The Two Sisters wrote: [Two Zot girls sit on cushions on a mahogany desk; a computer graphic of the NYC skyline behind them with "The RPCC Nightly Nooz" scrolling underneath.] snippety-bippety I can tell yoons, wee will be glood to da telebishun EFFERY thyme yoons present da gnus. I can speek for da Bear an widdle Samanfa, beclaws dey wuz watshin rite along wiff me. An WooToo watshes in herown rume. Wascal watshes wereffur hee is, even wen he is bisiting ms. Piglett. An it is SEW gneiss dat yoo has ajustud an ar happy. -- Missy
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#6
July 19th 11, 04:03 PM
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Da Nitely Nooz!
meowmee red diz tu meeee, an neow i kno yu betterer.
Mine flavorit toyz ar bawlz, spekkulee pinky-ponky bawlz in da showur an in mine bawl maze. Cutie "The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . [Two Zot girls sit on cushions on a mahogany desk; a computer graphic of the NYC skyline behind them with "The RPCC Nightly Nooz" scrolling underneath.] Interviewer: Tonight, the RPCC newsgirls have agreed to do an interview instead of the news. Hello, girls! How are you both tonight? Cyble: Meow and hihi! Eberyfing is good! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Meow and Hihi! Interviewer: So girls, you've had some changes in your life recently. It's been a month with your new human - how is that going? Cyble: Well, it was a bit disquieting - after awl, we liffed in da cattery wif owr meowmie for four yeerz and suddenly fownd owrselbez in TED's getting sumfing fiksed. Den we got a noo hooman! Oriane: And no kitty likes change. [look at each other and nod] Noooo, cats duzzent wikes changez..... Cyble: But we is gettink adjusted. The hooman is nice, we haff wots ob room to run arownd and explore - and we habs gud fuds. Oriane: Yes, it is pweasant heer. Twenny-fowr seben air conditioning, gud gushy an dry foods, wotsa toys and nip! And we iz da only cats! Eben the air is calming! Interviewer: Ahh, that must be the Feliway diffuser. Cyble: Whutz dat? Interviewer: Oh nothing. So girls, what are your favorite toys and activities? Cyble: Well, eeting and napping, ob cawze. Pwaying and eggsplorink. Itz gud being da only catz - we camed frum a large clowder and now da compartment an da hoomans attention is all owrz! Oriane: Toyz? Letz see... we lubs dem teaserz, krinkle bawls and pom-pomz. Da shiny, mylar kind. Cyble: Oh my yes, we luffs shiny fings! Sprayed wif nip eggstrakt! But ob cawze mine sisfur getz silly den... Interviewer: Really? Oriane: Oh yes, She runs arownd stoned wif da krinkle bawl in her mouf and sings. Loud. And off-key! Cyble: It iz not! Itz bootiful kitty moosic! Interviewer: So tell me girls, for sisters, are you both alike? Oriane: Well, we wooks kwite similar, buttif I iz da more afletik, I tend to eggsplore fings, get under da furniture an walks arownd da compartment inspekting. And I iz da more vocal. I meows at da hooman. Cyble: I wikes to get on top ob a piece ob furniture and stay dere for a few hours, watching eberyfing in da compartment. Oriane: And we boffs wikes to sweep wif da human on da bigbig bed... Cyble: And we wikes to gwoom eech ofur behind da eerz. Itz berry calming... Oriane: Yes, we iz berry cwose sisfurs. We wikes eech ofur wots and is gwad dat we moofed together heer! [facerub each other] Interviewer: Anything else for the viewers? Cyble: No, not reely. Just dat we luffs being pawt ob dis catmunity. Oriane: Yes, we duz! Itz gud being a cat! Interviewer: Well, that's all, kitties. Tune in again! -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/18/2011 7:09:11 PM
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July 19th 11, 06:57 PM
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Da Nitely Nooz!
On Jul 19, 12:38*am, "Gramby" wrote:
Piglett claps her paws together. *Diz iz jus wonnerfulz ta hearz. *We knowed it wud be gud furr you but diz iz effen bedder dan we fout it kud be. "The Two Sisters" *wrote in messagenews:1qmwq9fecv1ll$.6dpot65sxp6l$.dlg@40tud e.net... [Two Zot girls sit on cushions on a mahogany desk; a computer graphic of the NYC skyline behind them with "The RPCC Nightly Nooz" scrolling underneath..] Interviewer: Tonight, the RPCC newsgirls have agreed to do an interview instead of the news. Hello, girls! How are you both tonight? Cyble: Meow and hihi! Eberyfing is good! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Meow and Hihi! Interviewer: So girls, you've had some changes in your life recently. It's been a month with your new human - how is that going? Cyble: Well, it was a bit disquieting - after awl, we liffed in da cattery wif owr meowmie for four yeerz and suddenly fownd owrselbez in TED's getting sumfing fiksed. Den we got a noo hooman! Oriane: And no kitty likes change. [look at each other and nod] Noooo, cats duzzent wikes changez..... Cyble: But we is gettink adjusted. The hooman is nice, we haff wots ob room to run arownd and explore - and we habs gud fuds. Oriane: Yes, it is pweasant heer. Twenny-fowr seben air conditioning, gud gushy an dry foods, wotsa toys and nip! And we iz da only cats! Eben the air is calming! Interviewer: Ahh, that must be the Feliway diffuser. Cyble: Whutz dat? Interviewer: Oh nothing. So girls, what are your favorite toys and activities? Cyble: Well, eeting and napping, ob cawze. Pwaying and eggsplorink. Itz gud being da only catz - we camed frum a large clowder and now da compartment an da hoomans attention is all owrz! Oriane: Toyz? Letz see... we lubs dem teaserz, krinkle bawls and pom-pomz.. Da shiny, mylar kind. Cyble: Oh my yes, we luffs shiny fings! Sprayed wif nip eggstrakt! But ob cawze mine sisfur getz silly den... Interviewer: Really? Oriane: Oh yes, She runs arownd stoned wif da krinkle bawl in her mouf and sings. Loud. And off-key! Cyble: It iz not! Itz bootiful kitty moosic! Interviewer: So tell me girls, for sisters, are you both alike? Oriane: Well, we wooks kwite similar, buttif I iz da more afletik, I tend to eggsplore fings, get under da furniture an walks arownd da compartment inspekting. And I iz da more vocal. *I meows at da hooman. Cyble: I wikes to get on top ob a piece ob furniture and stay dere for a few hours, watching eberyfing in da compartment. Oriane: And we boffs wikes to sweep wif da human on da bigbig bed... Cyble: And we wikes to gwoom eech ofur behind da eerz. Itz berry calming... Oriane: Yes, we iz berry cwose sisfurs. We wikes eech ofur wots and is gwad dat we moofed together heer! [facerub each other] Interviewer: Anything else for the viewers? Cyble: No, not reely. Just dat we luffs being pawt ob dis catmunity. Oriane: Yes, we duz! Itz gud being a cat! Interviewer: Well, that's all, kitties. Tune in again! -- Purrs, * * * * Cyble & Oriane I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/18/2011 7:09:11 PM Dis nues wus weeceeved wowd n cweer offur heer! We wuff wotchin yu twu wuffurlee gurls! Wees gwad yure hoomin is shapin up, sumtymes dis can take a wongwong tyme (glare at Meomie) but yu seem tu be in kontwol. Gud........ PS.....We wood ditch thu Feliway doe..... We wil bee wotchin! Jack, Harry n Sukie Gordon
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July 20th 11, 12:35 AM
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Da Nitely Nooz!
On Mon, 18 Jul 2011 16:59:09 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven wrote:
snippety-bippety I can tell yoons, wee will be glood to da telebishun EFFERY thyme yoons present da gnus. I can speek for da Bear an widdle Samanfa, beclaws dey wuz watshin rite along wiff me. An WooToo watshes in herown rume. Wascal watshes wereffur hee is, even wen he is bisiting ms. Piglett. An it is SEW gneiss dat yoo has ajustud an ar happy. -- Missy Cybèle: Why fangu, Missy! We enjoyz dis, and will be doink it more offen! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/19/2011 7:35:19 PM
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July 20th 11, 12:38 AM
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Da Nitely Nooz!
On Tue, 19 Jul 2011 10:57:55 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote:
Dis nues wus weeceeved wowd n cweer offur heer! We wuff wotchin yu twu wuffurlee gurls! Wees gwad yure hoomin is shapin up, sumtymes dis can take a wongwong tyme (glare at Meomie) but yu seem tu be in kontwol. Gud........ PS.....We wood ditch thu Feliway doe..... We wil bee wotchin! Jack, Harry n Sukie Gordon Why Fangu! You knoo, yoo gize shu bring uses da Scottish nooz - an Europeen nooz too! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/19/2011 7:36:26 PM
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