Da Booldog Boys

Nex stor, da Mommy Wendy an Daddy Andre haff allus had da Spamyool da
Tukker, hoo is da Bearz bestest fren. An dey haff too chilrum, MarSELL
an Queen Morgun.

Sew dey gotted a bulldog namd Buster, hoo wuz setttlin in good, aldo
da Tukker mak shoor dat he gnow hoo is boss.

DEN, Buster's bruther's mommy-hoomin an daddy-hoomin splitted up an
hee needed a gnu hom. His nam is Tank.

Sew we gotted TOO bulldog boys nex dor and dey is wotsa fun.

Dey gotted into a big bag of drink mix an dey got all pink all ober
demselbs. Effen por Tukker, hoo don' DO notty stuff, is pink.


Missy an WooToo

hoomin note: These are from one of the rarer breeds that are supposed
to resemble the ancestral bulldog, not the stubby modern breed with
all of its health problems.

They are friendly with our dogs and with the indoor-outdoor cats here.
But they DO look funny in pink. After their bath, the white parts of
Buster's white and brindle coat are pinkish and Tank, who is all
white, is pinkish with one red ear. Tucker cleaned up well but the
bulldog boys may drive him to drink.

--
Will in New Haven

Nex stor, da Mommy Wendy an Daddy Andre haff allus had da Spamyool da
Tukker, hoo is da Bearz bestest fren. An dey haff too chilrum, MarSELL
an Queen Morgun.

Sew dey gotted a bulldog namd Buster, hoo wuz setttlin in good, aldo
da Tukker mak shoor dat he gnow hoo is boss.

DEN, Buster's bruther's mommy-hoomin an daddy-hoomin splitted up an
hee needed a gnu hom. His nam is Tank.

Sew we gotted TOO bulldog boys nex dor and dey is wotsa fun.

Dey gotted into a big bag of drink mix an dey got all pink all ober
demselbs. Effen por Tukker, hoo don' DO notty stuff, is pink.


Missy an WooToo

hoomin note: These are from one of the rarer breeds that are supposed
to resemble the ancestral bulldog, not the stubby modern breed with
all of its health problems.

They are friendly with our dogs and with the indoor-outdoor cats here.
But they DO look funny in pink. After their bath, the white parts of
Buster's white and brindle coat are pinkish and Tank, who is all
white, is pinkish with one red ear. Tucker cleaned up well but the
bulldog boys may drive him to drink.

--
Will in New Haven

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy awl waff at da thot uf da
dogs gittin ente dat drink stuf.
Gwas yu gotz nu doggie nayburz.