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Old November 22nd 11, 06:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default I wuz watshing out da dor

I wuz watshin fru da glas dor wile mine doggies tookd Uncl Bill for a
wok. I watsh beclaws dey doo funnee fins an beclaws I mite haff to
fine dem if dey gets losted. But mosly beclaws I don' wan Uncl Bill an
dem to bring hom any more _hoomins_

Dey haff gnot dun dat sins we wived heer but dey did a cupl ob times
bak in Wess Hafin. Lets me tell YOONS, wile hoomins do GNOT mak gud
pets. If wun ob yoor hoomins bring hom a stray hoomin, throw her OUT.
Espeshuly wun namd Nora.

Ennyway, I wuz on mine gard, I can tell yooons. But dey waz on da
weigh up da frunt stpes wiff NO strangj hoomins wen Da ZASTER struk.

da Bear wuz on wun ob da middl steps wen his bak hoofies slipt an he
fell wiff his feets between da steps an I thot he mite slide in there
an FALL an hurted hiself.

Butted he stayd com and he wookd at Uncl Bill and Uncl Bill sed "stedy
good boy" an dropt da leeshes. An little Samantha stood still an
wotshed.

Den Uncl Bill got behin da Bear an LIFTED until da Bears hoofies was
flat on da steps again. An da Bear an Samantha comd in and got dere
brekkus. An i fanked Uncl Bill. Hee is dum but he is strong and dat is
yoosful. I almos purrd.

--
Missy

hoomn note: I shivered for a long time after that. And cried too. But
Bear and Samantha made the situation much easier by stayin "com." Bill

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Old November 22nd 11, 07:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default I wuz watshing out da dor

Years ago I had a dog fall on some concrete steps and break a hip. I know
the horror you must hab felt. Glad all ended well. Gramby shivering at the
thought.

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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I wuz watshin fru da glas dor wile mine doggies tookd Uncl Bill for a
wok. I watsh beclaws dey doo funnee fins an beclaws I mite haff to
fine dem if dey gets losted. But mosly beclaws I don' wan Uncl Bill an
dem to bring hom any more _hoomins_

Dey haff gnot dun dat sins we wived heer but dey did a cupl ob times
bak in Wess Hafin. Lets me tell YOONS, wile hoomins do GNOT mak gud
pets. If wun ob yoor hoomins bring hom a stray hoomin, throw her OUT.
Espeshuly wun namd Nora.

Ennyway, I wuz on mine gard, I can tell yooons. But dey waz on da
weigh up da frunt stpes wiff NO strangj hoomins wen Da ZASTER struk.

da Bear wuz on wun ob da middl steps wen his bak hoofies slipt an he
fell wiff his feets between da steps an I thot he mite slide in there
an FALL an hurted hiself.

Butted he stayd com and he wookd at Uncl Bill and Uncl Bill sed "stedy
good boy" an dropt da leeshes. An little Samantha stood still an
wotshed.

Den Uncl Bill got behin da Bear an LIFTED until da Bears hoofies was
flat on da steps again. An da Bear an Samantha comd in and got dere
brekkus. An i fanked Uncl Bill. Hee is dum but he is strong and dat is
yoosful. I almos purrd.

--
Missy

hoomn note: I shivered for a long time after that. And cried too. But
Bear and Samantha made the situation much easier by stayin "com." Bill

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Old November 22nd 11, 08:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default I wuz watshing out da dor

On Nov 22, 2:03*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Years ago I had a dog fall on some concrete steps and break a hip. *I know
the horror you must hab felt. *Glad all ended well. *Gramby shivering at the
thought.


I let Uncl Bill dew da hoomin note beclaws I gno dat hoomins luv da
doggies. I am beginning to susPEK dat Uncl Bill an Mommie Micki wuvs
ME. If sew, I will accep it wiff dignitude.

--
Missy

Hoomin note: I was very, very worried but it was brief. Once upright,
he bounced on up the steps to breakfast, little Samantha by his side,
with Missy joining them once inside the door. She is quite attached to
the dogs.

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Old November 22nd 11, 09:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default I wuz watshing out da dor

Missy u bedder kno dem lubz u. If da gramby kan luv minselfz after da wai I
akted anna, no longer dan I haff been here, u ia a shu in. Take dat lub
anna return it anna itselfv keepz getting bigger anna beddar all da timez.
Lizzy know this is so.

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...

On Nov 22, 2:03 pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Years ago I had a dog fall on some concrete steps and break a hip. I know
the horror you must hab felt. Glad all ended well. Gramby shivering at
the
thought.


I let Uncl Bill dew da hoomin note beclaws I gno dat hoomins luv da
doggies. I am beginning to susPEK dat Uncl Bill an Mommie Micki wuvs
ME. If sew, I will accep it wiff dignitude.

--
Missy

Hoomin note: I was very, very worried but it was brief. Once upright,
he bounced on up the steps to breakfast, little Samantha by his side,
with Missy joining them once inside the door. She is quite attached to
the dogs.

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Old November 22nd 11, 09:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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Default I wuz watshing out da dor

On Nov 22, 6:44*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
I wuz watshin fru da glas dor wile mine doggies tookd Uncl Bill for a
wok. I watsh beclaws dey doo funnee fins an beclaws I mite haff to
fine dem if dey gets losted. But mosly beclaws I don' wan Uncl Bill an
dem to bring hom any more _hoomins_

Dey haff gnot dun dat sins we wived heer but dey did a cupl ob times
bak in Wess Hafin. Lets me tell YOONS, wile hoomins do GNOT mak gud
pets. If wun ob yoor hoomins bring hom a stray hoomin, throw her OUT.
Espeshuly wun namd Nora.

Ennyway, I wuz on mine gard, I can tell yooons. But dey waz on da
weigh up da frunt stpes wiff NO strangj hoomins wen Da ZASTER struk.

da Bear wuz on wun ob da middl steps wen his bak hoofies slipt an he
fell wiff his feets between da steps an I thot he mite slide in there
an FALL an hurted hiself.

Butted he stayd com and he wookd at Uncl Bill and Uncl Bill sed "stedy
good boy" an dropt da leeshes. An little Samantha stood still an
wotshed.

Den Uncl Bill got behin da Bear an LIFTED until da Bears hoofies was
flat on da steps again. An da Bear an Samantha comd in and got dere
brekkus. An i fanked Uncl Bill. Hee is dum but he is strong and dat is
yoosful. *I almos purrd.

--
Missy

hoomn note: I shivered for *a long time after that. And cried too. But
Bear and Samantha made the situation much easier by stayin "com." Bill


Well! How bwaive offa Unca Bill! Dat wus jist wat wus needed. Meomie
n Paw was wunce owned by a Bear, dey wuffed hur tuu! She wus bitey
doe.
Harry
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Old November 22nd 11, 11:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Oh I am SO glad everything is okay now.
For both of you.
That is horrid what happened

Love and purrs from our kitties

Anti Kyla


On Nov 22, 2:03 pm, "Gramby"
Years ago I had a dog fall on some concrete steps and break a hip. I know
the horror you must hab felt. Glad all ended well. Gramby shivering at
the
thought.


I let Uncl Bill dew da hoomin note beclaws I gno dat hoomins luv da
doggies. I am beginning to susPEK dat Uncl Bill an Mommie Micki wuvs
ME. If sew, I will accep it wiff dignitude.

--
Missy

Hoomin note: I was very, very worried but it was brief. Once upright,
he bounced on up the steps to breakfast, little Samantha by his side,
with Missy joining them once inside the door. She is quite attached to
the dogs.

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Old November 23rd 11, 11:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default I wuz watshing out da dor

da Bear wuz on wun ob da middl steps wen his bak hoofies slipt an he
fell wiff his feets between da steps an I thot he mite slide in there an
FALL an hurted hiself.

Butted he stayd com and he wookd at Uncl Bill and Uncl Bill sed "stedy
good boy" an dropt da leeshes. An little Samantha stood still an
wotshed.

Den Uncl Bill got behin da Bear an LIFTED until da Bears hoofies was
flat on da steps again. An da Bear an Samantha comd in and got dere
brekkus. An i fanked Uncl Bill. Hee is dum but he is strong and dat is
yoosful. I almos purrd.


That sounds very scary! I'm very glad that everybody was ok. It was very
smart of Bear to stay still and let Uncle Bill help help him, and of
Samantha to stand by.

Amelia

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Old November 23rd 11, 07:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default I wuz watshing out da dor

On Nov 22, 10:44*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
I wuz watshin fru da glas dor wile mine doggies tookd Uncl Bill for a
wok. I watsh beclaws dey doo funnee fins an beclaws I mite haff to
fine dem if dey gets losted. But mosly beclaws I don' wan Uncl Bill an
dem to bring hom any more _hoomins_

Dey haff gnot dun dat sins we wived heer but dey did a cupl ob times
bak in Wess Hafin. Lets me tell YOONS, wile hoomins do GNOT mak gud
pets. If wun ob yoor hoomins bring hom a stray hoomin, throw her OUT.
Espeshuly wun namd Nora.

Ennyway, I wuz on mine gard, I can tell yooons. But dey waz on da
weigh up da frunt stpes wiff NO strangj hoomins wen Da ZASTER struk.

da Bear wuz on wun ob da middl steps wen his bak hoofies slipt an he
fell wiff his feets between da steps an I thot he mite slide in there
an FALL an hurted hiself.

Butted he stayd com and he wookd at Uncl Bill and Uncl Bill sed "stedy
good boy" an dropt da leeshes. An little Samantha stood still an
wotshed.

Den Uncl Bill got behin da Bear an LIFTED until da Bears hoofies was
flat on da steps again. An da Bear an Samantha comd in and got dere
brekkus. An i fanked Uncl Bill. Hee is dum but he is strong and dat is
yoosful. *I almos purrd.

--
Missy

hoomn note: I shivered for *a long time after that. And cried too. But
Bear and Samantha made the situation much easier by stayin "com." Bill


Mine own meowmie had tu wescyoo minesefl wuns wen i gotted wun ob mine
claws stuk in a hole in da cwoze dryer. i wemayned cahm until she
skooched hursefl into da dryer sew she cud weech mine paw and wiggl it
outted ob der.

Hoomins furry yoozful in such sichooayshuns. Mutch as usses yoozful
wen da hoominz cry.

Meowy (no longer allowed to play around in the dryer) Sigh..anuffur
fun fing down da dwayne.
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Old November 24th 11, 10:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mine dear missee, one of da thingz abowt hafin an areedee set of matched
hoominz iz dat der iz uzulee no stwange hoominz comin anna gowin, da onle
thng ursef hasta wurree abowt iz barekittenz but now dat soft iz owlde dat
izunt an izzue,

I sure iz gwad da bear iz ok anna it wurked owt well, give urown unca bill a
tweet tonite, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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I wuz watshin fru da glas dor wile mine doggies tookd Uncl Bill for a
wok. I watsh beclaws dey doo funnee fins an beclaws I mite haff to
fine dem if dey gets losted. But mosly beclaws I don' wan Uncl Bill an
dem to bring hom any more _hoomins_

Dey haff gnot dun dat sins we wived heer but dey did a cupl ob times
bak in Wess Hafin. Lets me tell YOONS, wile hoomins do GNOT mak gud
pets. If wun ob yoor hoomins bring hom a stray hoomin, throw her OUT.
Espeshuly wun namd Nora.

Ennyway, I wuz on mine gard, I can tell yooons. But dey waz on da
weigh up da frunt stpes wiff NO strangj hoomins wen Da ZASTER struk.

da Bear wuz on wun ob da middl steps wen his bak hoofies slipt an he
fell wiff his feets between da steps an I thot he mite slide in there
an FALL an hurted hiself.

Butted he stayd com and he wookd at Uncl Bill and Uncl Bill sed "stedy
good boy" an dropt da leeshes. An little Samantha stood still an
wotshed.

Den Uncl Bill got behin da Bear an LIFTED until da Bears hoofies was
flat on da steps again. An da Bear an Samantha comd in and got dere
brekkus. An i fanked Uncl Bill. Hee is dum but he is strong and dat is
yoosful. I almos purrd.

--
Missy

hoomn note: I shivered for a long time after that. And cried too. But
Bear and Samantha made the situation much easier by stayin "com." Bill



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Old November 24th 11, 10:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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ey prollee duz luf ursef so ursef kan afourd ta be kind to dem, we duzint
haffa doggie, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Nov 22, 2:03 pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Years ago I had a dog fall on some concrete steps and break a hip. I know
the horror you must hab felt. Glad all ended well. Gramby shivering at the
thought.


I let Uncl Bill dew da hoomin note beclaws I gno dat hoomins luv da
doggies. I am beginning to susPEK dat Uncl Bill an Mommie Micki wuvs
ME. If sew, I will accep it wiff dignitude.

--
Missy

Hoomin note: I was very, very worried but it was brief. Once upright,
he bounced on up the steps to breakfast, little Samantha by his side,
with Missy joining them once inside the door. She is quite attached to
the dogs.


 




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