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Da Pawty Beginz!
[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Inbitatshun to a pardee!
"Sundance" wrote in message news "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow kitties, Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth winking anifursery! Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on da ship! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs I yam gonna shtart tu blowe up bolooonz, an ti dem tagedder. If I yam not owt rite away eerlee on Thoizday, it'z kuz I wyll be fillink mine kompartmint wiff bolooonz. an meowmee wyll be gon tu play MahJongg -- Pitô.ônya, wiff hur cheekz pufft owt Oô-ôO Pitô.ônya floatz in wiffa whooj buntsh ov baloonz.... OOO OOOO OOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO OOO I i i Pitô.ônya Toonya, Toonya, be kareful up dere! I duznt want yurownself to fall an git hurtid! Duz yoo need me to kach yurownself? Sundance Pit2nya letz go ov hur baloonz which float up to the seeling, and gracefully lands on her feetz... Fangu furr azkink an beink catzurnt, Sunnydance... as yu kin see, I yam fyne. Du yu wanna go intu da boofay an hav uh appiltyzer ur twu? Uh fan-c dinner wyll be surft laytur, ya kno... I tink it wyll inklood Flayink Baked Amouseka ! -- Pitô.ônya, likkin hur chopz |
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Da Pawty Beginz! (was: Inbitatshun to a pardee!)
O T mutterz to himself, Diz kant be gud, her iz finking againz. I wunder
what herselfz is thinkink? "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... In article , "Granby" wrote: O T watches as Pi2nya enters the room, floating at the end of the balloons. Now dat iza entranze. Dat wuz really kewel. Happi annifersary anna happt purrday to each oz u. He turns around to look for Harri who was right behind him a few minutes ago, talking to some of the girl cats. [... and he sees her staring at Pi2nya with a gleam in her eyes. She is muttering "balloons...."] |
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Da Pawty Beginz! (was: Inbitatshun to a pardee!)
about the time that his wife kittee putz away da prezzie Tiger enters and
beginz wunnerin whut da gud smellz iz... he goez to da bar kittee orderz a double of anithin takez it anna drinkz it straight away... sorri ta be late anna sucha mezz butted deze hoominz iz gettin owtta kontrol, dey hauled alla uses ta ted today... anna we iz juzt now bak...*behind hizown paw to hiz wife kittee... we showed dem, we costed dem more dan two howze paymintz today.. snikerz... so der... he orderz anofur drink... iz dat micey anna eggplant a apetizer or fur da dinner, he smoochees hiz wife kittee and bowz to electra, remfurin hiz mannerz at lazt, Tiger "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... [Anaïs walks into the ballroom, decorated with streamers, Pitoonya's balloons and the like. The bar-kitties have two well-stocked bars set up; the small dance band is unpacking their instruments, the dance-floor is polished; the chef and kitchen staff are setting up buffet tables, and Anaïs lifts up a few lids]: Ummmmm, Chicken stuffed wif spinich and feta cheese; fried mice and eggplant; roast beast wif horseradish sawce; langostinos fra diablo.... dese luk gud gud. [A porter twinkles, and Elektra,the young priestess steps out] Mewo, Elektra, how iz yurself? I is so glad dat yoo cud make it! [Elektra] I iz fine, and I was able to get Tiger's prezzie for you! [she paws over a leather jewelry box; Anaïs opens it. In it is a gold kitten, a replica of one of the ones at the feet of Bast's statue in the Temple; it has tiny emerald eyes and an earring] Ooooooh, datz luffly, Elektra; he can hang it frum owr winking collar! [She puts it into the box, and waits for other guests to arrive] Dis will be a nice pawty; we haff such nice kitties in da community, and alwayz haff gud fuds - I hope dat yoo aren't on a diet! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/4/2009 7:53:33 PM |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
i iz ofur her atta bar gettin anofur drink ta get mine nerfz bak in plaze
furm da yearli ted vizit, shakez paw wif hiz two furndz, anna downz anofur one, Tiger "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse! Sundance "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Da Pawty Beginz! (was: Inbitatshun to a pardee!)
A porter twinkles twinkles and lands and out step Mosey, Mimzy and Bob Qat.
Dey go up tew Mme. Anaïs and wish hur a happee purrday n annibershury. Wooking urownd, dey r amazed at awl uff da fudz n balloons n see awl dere frendz. Mosey hands Mme. Anaïs a nise gifty bag "dis is fur yer happee purrday n happee anivursary' frum thu Kits n mee. It is sum reely gud nip. Haow iz efferbuddy? Iz a reely a nise day innit? Boy da fudz smells gud n efferfing wooks wike fun. Yoo wook reely nise Mme Mme. Anaïs Mimzy wooks uround fur Morgana n Bob wooks urownd for MeOwy. Dey probubly bee heer soon. Hi OT. Yeah, dat wuz sum entranse Pi2nya. Diz iz gonna be fun. We brotz kazoos fur efferbuddy tew pway wiff. Mosey "O T watches as Pi2nya enters the room, floating at the end of the balloons. Now dat iza entranze. Dat wuz really kewel. Happi annifersary anna happt purrday to each oz u. He turns around to look for Harri who was right behind him a few minutes ago, talking to some of the girl cats. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" [Anaïs walks into the ballroom, decorated with streamers, Pitoonya's balloons and the like. The bar-kitties have two well-stocked bars set up; the small dance band is unpacking their instruments, the dance-floor is polished; the chef and kitchen staff are setting up buffet tables, and Anaïs lifts up a few lids]: Ummmmm, Chicken stuffed wif spinich and feta cheese; fried mice and eggplant; roast beast wif horseradish sawce; langostinos fra diablo.... dese luk gud gud. [A porter twinkles, and Elektra,the young priestess steps out] Mewo, Elektra, how iz yurself? I is so glad dat yoo cud make it! [Elektra] I iz fine, and I was able to get Tiger's prezzie for you! [she paws over a leather jewelry box; Anaïs opens it. In it is a gold kitten, a replica of one of the ones at the feet of Bast's statue in the Temple; it has tiny emerald eyes and an earring] Ooooooh, datz luffly, Elektra; he can hang it frum owr winking collar! [She puts it into the box, and waits for other guests to arrive] Dis will be a nice pawty; we haff such nice kitties in da community, and alwayz haff gud fuds - I hope dat yoo aren't on a diet! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Pit2nya letz go ov hur baloonz which float up to the seeling, and gracefully lands on her feetz... Gud effinink awll...Elektra, heow nize tu see yu agayne. Hapy Purrday, Anais... Pit2nya pawz Anais a long thin silver bockz in which is a silver necklace: 00000=====88888OOOO#### Wear it in gudgud healff, dear. -- Pitô.ônya |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I
on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
In article ,
"Granby" wrote: O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. We can do dat! An Sammy willz be glad to hepp ourownselves too. Dus you fink we could distract him wif some roasted turkeybird, or roasted gooseybird, or MiceCream? Mebbe some roasted beast wif nip sauce? I know dat mine sisfurs is easily distracted by yummy fudz. Ranger |
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Inbitatshun to a pardee!
On Jun 4, 8:55*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote:
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in ... "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . Meow kitties, Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth winking anifursery! Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on da ship! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs I yam gonna shtart tu blowe up bolooonz, an ti dem tagedder. If I yam not owt rite away eerlee on Thoizday, it'z kuz I wyll be fillink mine kompartmint wiff bolooonz. an meowmee wyll be gon tu play MahJongg -- Pitô.ônya, wiff hur cheekz pufft owt *Oô-ôO Pitô.ônya floatz in wiffa whooj buntsh ov baloonz.... * * *OOO * *OOOO * OOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO * * *OOO * * * * *I * * * * *i * * * * *i * Pitô.ônya- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Furry specatooluss Pitoonya! MeOwy, faksinaytid wif awl dose bawwoonz |
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