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  #41  
Old August 7th 11, 01:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Posts: 1,164
Default at the lake

Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the rink so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack wish
to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun. OEJ
is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow jumps
up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed willow?
i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da
same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl
to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty!
[Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little,
the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM






  #42  
Old August 7th 11, 01:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,912
Default at the lake

hhhmmm, der iz onlee deze her short protektures, deze iz notted gud enuf fur
efin a reglur tail like minez, mellia needsa maksa whole line fur alla
uses,...OEJ

Trudi serfeeyz da qwimint, I sees i kan notted roller derbee mine bak legz
wunt letme, but i thinkz i minesef wuld still liksa owtfit, dey iz kinda
kule...trudi chooses a maroon owtfit wiffa number 1 onit anna baseball kap
instead offa helmit... der, i kan watch anna like diz owtfit... trudi

Meanwhile, storrmmee anna barbi sees da owfitz anna getz efurithin, we iz
readta rumble!!! storrmmee anna barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the rink
so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack wish
to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da
same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl
to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty!
[Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM








  #43  
Old August 7th 11, 02:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,164
Default at the lake

Willow dressed in more pads that one would think necessary is also ready to
RRRRRUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLLEEEE. She looks around, what uther girlcats are
komming to join uz. I fout Harri wud be here by now. Trudi, u kan be our
spokeperson cat, dere iza a hihi stool wiff a ramp u kan sit urself on and
all da ofther cats kan see urself. U lookz grate in dat outfitz. Willow
flicks a skate and does some quick turn abouts. She sees Lizzy in the door
way. I don’t fink Piglett will let u du diz, U iz too yung and u iz too
small. Kome here anna pik out an outfitz annyway.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

hhhmmm, der iz onlee deze her short protektures, deze iz notted gud enuf fur
efin a reglur tail like minez, mellia needsa maksa whole line fur alla
uses,...OEJ

Trudi serfeeyz da qwimint, I sees i kan notted roller derbee mine bak legz
wunt letme, but i thinkz i minesef wuld still liksa owtfit, dey iz kinda
kule...trudi chooses a maroon owtfit wiffa number 1 onit anna baseball kap
instead offa helmit... der, i kan watch anna like diz owtfit... trudi

Meanwhile, storrmmee anna barbi sees da owfitz anna getz efurithin, we iz
readta rumble!!! storrmmee anna barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the rink
so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack wish
to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da
same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybèle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl
to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty!
[Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM







  #44  
Old August 7th 11, 02:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,912
Default at the lake

ok so far der iz willow, storrmmee barbi anna OEJ, who isnt qwite sure abowt
deze skatez... lizzie haz piked owt a beree kute owtfit anna iz watinta see
ifin piglette willz lethersef twy...

der needsa be more gurlcats, Trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow dressed in more pads that one would think necessary is also ready
to RRRRRUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLLEEEE. She looks around, what uther girlcats are
komming to join uz. I fout Harri wud be here by now. Trudi, u kan be our
spokeperson cat, dere iza a hihi stool wiff a ramp u kan sit urself on and
all da ofther cats kan see urself. U lookz grate in dat outfitz. Willow
flicks a skate and does some quick turn abouts. She sees Lizzy in the
door way. I don't fink Piglett will let u du diz, U iz too yung and u iz
too small. Kome here anna pik out an outfitz annyway.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

hhhmmm, der iz onlee deze her short protektures, deze iz notted gud enuf
fur
efin a reglur tail like minez, mellia needsa maksa whole line fur alla
uses,...OEJ

Trudi serfeeyz da qwimint, I sees i kan notted roller derbee mine bak
legz
wunt letme, but i thinkz i minesef wuld still liksa owtfit, dey iz kinda
kule...trudi chooses a maroon owtfit wiffa number 1 onit anna baseball kap
instead offa helmit... der, i kan watch anna like diz owtfit... trudi

Meanwhile, storrmmee anna barbi sees da owfitz anna getz efurithin, we iz
readta rumble!!! storrmmee anna barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz
awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the rink
so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl
to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty!
[Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM









  #45  
Old August 7th 11, 04:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,164
Default at the lake

Piglett walks up behind Lizzy, where u fink u iz goink liddle wun? She pats
her on the head, gently. U iz too ole for the bittie rum and too yung ta
skate. If da structor says u kan, u kan skate roun a kouple of timez on da
trak but u KANNOT be dere when dem is seriouzly doing demz fing.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

ok so far der iz willow, storrmmee barbi anna OEJ, who isnt qwite sure abowt
deze skatez... lizzie haz piked owt a beree kute owtfit anna iz watinta see
ifin piglette willz lethersef twy...

der needsa be more gurlcats, Trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow dressed in more pads that one would think necessary is also ready
to RRRRRUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLLEEEE. She looks around, what uther girlcats are
komming to join uz. I fout Harri wud be here by now. Trudi, u kan be our
spokeperson cat, dere iza a hihi stool wiff a ramp u kan sit urself on and
all da ofther cats kan see urself. U lookz grate in dat outfitz. Willow
flicks a skate and does some quick turn abouts. She sees Lizzy in the
door way. I don't fink Piglett will let u du diz, U iz too yung and u iz
too small. Kome here anna pik out an outfitz annyway.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

hhhmmm, der iz onlee deze her short protektures, deze iz notted gud enuf
fur
efin a reglur tail like minez, mellia needsa maksa whole line fur alla
uses,...OEJ

Trudi serfeeyz da qwimint, I sees i kan notted roller derbee mine bak
legz
wunt letme, but i thinkz i minesef wuld still liksa owtfit, dey iz kinda
kule...trudi chooses a maroon owtfit wiffa number 1 onit anna baseball kap
instead offa helmit... der, i kan watch anna like diz owtfit... trudi

Meanwhile, storrmmee anna barbi sees da owfitz anna getz efurithin, we iz
readta rumble!!! storrmmee anna barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz
awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the rink
so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl
to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty!
[Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM








  #46  
Old August 7th 11, 04:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,912
Default at the lake

just then trudi sees a poster for junyur kittees klasses, ...

lookit piglette, der iz beginner klasses, deze llukz like dey wuz juzt fur
diz...



TEACHES:
-how to put on safetee qwipmint
-rink ettikuitte
-safe turnz
-danzin onna skatez wiffa purtiner.

mayhapz lizzie mite like dat one.

trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett walks up behind Lizzy, where u fink u iz goink liddle wun? She
pats her on the head, gently. U iz too ole for the bittie rum and too
yung ta skate. If da structor says u kan, u kan skate roun a kouple of
timez on da trak but u KANNOT be dere when dem is seriouzly doing demz
fing.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

ok so far der iz willow, storrmmee barbi anna OEJ, who isnt qwite sure
abowt
deze skatez... lizzie haz piked owt a beree kute owtfit anna iz watinta
see
ifin piglette willz lethersef twy...

der needsa be more gurlcats, Trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow dressed in more pads that one would think necessary is also ready
to RRRRRUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLLEEEE. She looks around, what uther girlcats are
komming to join uz. I fout Harri wud be here by now. Trudi, u kan be
our spokeperson cat, dere iza a hihi stool wiff a ramp u kan sit urself
on and all da ofther cats kan see urself. U lookz grate in dat outfitz.
Willow flicks a skate and does some quick turn abouts. She sees Lizzy in
the door way. I don't fink Piglett will let u du diz, U iz too yung and
u iz too small. Kome here anna pik out an outfitz annyway.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

hhhmmm, der iz onlee deze her short protektures, deze iz notted gud enuf
fur
efin a reglur tail like minez, mellia needsa maksa whole line fur alla
uses,...OEJ

Trudi serfeeyz da qwimint, I sees i kan notted roller derbee mine bak
legz
wunt letme, but i thinkz i minesef wuld still liksa owtfit, dey iz kinda
kule...trudi chooses a maroon owtfit wiffa number 1 onit anna baseball
kap
instead offa helmit... der, i kan watch anna like diz owtfit... trudi

Meanwhile, storrmmee anna barbi sees da owfitz anna getz efurithin, we iz
readta rumble!!! storrmmee anna barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez
or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz
awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the
rink so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz.
Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM










  #47  
Old August 7th 11, 06:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cutie
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 74
Default at the lake


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who
is now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark
into the entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside
there is a door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a
rum juzt fur ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while
ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...


oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order
der iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook
up to the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff
food intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna
box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady
like, Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da
hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the
sun. OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself
wantz. Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted
in skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz...
da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz
we showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we
willz needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and
gets da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze
comez home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM









  #48  
Old August 7th 11, 06:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,164
Default at the lake

Piglett takes Lizzie by the paw. Kom on little one u kan do dem klazzez.
She takes her ofver to where they are held and gets her outfitted. By the
time she gets all tha paddding and helmet on, Piglett smiles and askes
"Paddink whut did u do wiff my Lizzie, her dizappeared."

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then trudi sees a poster for junyur kittees klasses, ...

lookit piglette, der iz beginner klasses, deze llukz like dey wuz juzt fur
diz...



TEACHES:
-how to put on safetee qwipmint
-rink ettikuitte
-safe turnz
-danzin onna skatez wiffa purtiner.

mayhapz lizzie mite like dat one.

trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett walks up behind Lizzy, where u fink u iz goink liddle wun? She
pats her on the head, gently. U iz too ole for the bittie rum and too
yung ta skate. If da structor says u kan, u kan skate roun a kouple of
timez on da trak but u KANNOT be dere when dem is seriouzly doing demz
fing.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

ok so far der iz willow, storrmmee barbi anna OEJ, who isnt qwite sure
abowt
deze skatez... lizzie haz piked owt a beree kute owtfit anna iz watinta
see
ifin piglette willz lethersef twy...

der needsa be more gurlcats, Trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow dressed in more pads that one would think necessary is also ready
to RRRRRUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLLEEEE. She looks around, what uther girlcats are
komming to join uz. I fout Harri wud be here by now. Trudi, u kan be
our spokeperson cat, dere iza a hihi stool wiff a ramp u kan sit urself
on and all da ofther cats kan see urself. U lookz grate in dat outfitz.
Willow flicks a skate and does some quick turn abouts. She sees Lizzy in
the door way. I don't fink Piglett will let u du diz, U iz too yung and
u iz too small. Kome here anna pik out an outfitz annyway.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

hhhmmm, der iz onlee deze her short protektures, deze iz notted gud enuf
fur
efin a reglur tail like minez, mellia needsa maksa whole line fur alla
uses,...OEJ

Trudi serfeeyz da qwimint, I sees i kan notted roller derbee mine bak
legz
wunt letme, but i thinkz i minesef wuld still liksa owtfit, dey iz kinda
kule...trudi chooses a maroon owtfit wiffa number 1 onit anna baseball
kap
instead offa helmit... der, i kan watch anna like diz owtfit... trudi

Meanwhile, storrmmee anna barbi sees da owfitz anna getz efurithin, we iz
readta rumble!!! storrmmee anna barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez
or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz
awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the
rink so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM









  #49  
Old August 7th 11, 06:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
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kittenwatcher smilez, her fluffy tail twitches, why of kawse i duz... she
brings little fishee shapes treetz and gifes dem to cutie, we iz purtee
relaxed abowt who comez in here, butted ursef can awso pway wiffa ofur
kittens who we watches... awso der iz sum beree comfee bedz ofur der fur
when ursef needsa nap,

kittenwatcher
"cutie" wrote in message
...

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while
ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...


oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der
iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to
the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food
intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl
to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty!
[Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM











  #50  
Old August 7th 11, 06:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default at the lake

trudi laffz, i guezz at least we can see diz establismint is safetee
orented, Trudi, who onlee seez juzt a bit of orang furz peekin owt
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett takes Lizzie by the paw. Kom on little one u kan do dem klazzez.
She takes her ofver to where they are held and gets her outfitted. By the
time she gets all tha paddding and helmet on, Piglett smiles and askes
"Paddink whut did u do wiff my Lizzie, her dizappeared."

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then trudi sees a poster for junyur kittees klasses, ...

lookit piglette, der iz beginner klasses, deze llukz like dey wuz juzt fur
diz...



TEACHES:
-how to put on safetee qwipmint
-rink ettikuitte
-safe turnz
-danzin onna skatez wiffa purtiner.

mayhapz lizzie mite like dat one.

trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett walks up behind Lizzy, where u fink u iz goink liddle wun? She
pats her on the head, gently. U iz too ole for the bittie rum and too
yung ta skate. If da structor says u kan, u kan skate roun a kouple of
timez on da trak but u KANNOT be dere when dem is seriouzly doing demz
fing.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

ok so far der iz willow, storrmmee barbi anna OEJ, who isnt qwite sure
abowt
deze skatez... lizzie haz piked owt a beree kute owtfit anna iz watinta
see
ifin piglette willz lethersef twy...

der needsa be more gurlcats, Trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow dressed in more pads that one would think necessary is also ready
to RRRRRUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLLEEEE. She looks around, what uther girlcats are
komming to join uz. I fout Harri wud be here by now. Trudi, u kan be
our spokeperson cat, dere iza a hihi stool wiff a ramp u kan sit urself
on and all da ofther cats kan see urself. U lookz grate in dat outfitz.
Willow flicks a skate and does some quick turn abouts. She sees Lizzy
in the door way. I don't fink Piglett will let u du diz, U iz too yung
and u iz too small. Kome here anna pik out an outfitz annyway.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

hhhmmm, der iz onlee deze her short protektures, deze iz notted gud enuf
fur
efin a reglur tail like minez, mellia needsa maksa whole line fur alla
uses,...OEJ

Trudi serfeeyz da qwimint, I sees i kan notted roller derbee mine bak
legz
wunt letme, but i thinkz i minesef wuld still liksa owtfit, dey iz kinda
kule...trudi chooses a maroon owtfit wiffa number 1 onit anna baseball
kap
instead offa helmit... der, i kan watch anna like diz owtfit... trudi

Meanwhile, storrmmee anna barbi sees da owfitz anna getz efurithin, we
iz
readta rumble!!! storrmmee anna barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez
or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz
awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the
rink so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err
da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna
box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da
hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz.
Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz...
da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM











 




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