rainin bakum!!!

Diz mus be dropsie day for hoomanz, Gramby brouted home som polissh sausage
from da restraunt anna her dropped itselfz da kontainer on da kounter. She
swished it bak in da kontainerz and putted in da kold bos. I licked da
jusice and foun a pieze of meat and dat waz gud. I wanted more for
mineselfz but her said Noooo O T you go weigh.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

da onlee rezun hersef still haza hand iz dat der iz onlee two NO rulez fur
kitteez anna one of dem iz bitin, diz can cawze a twip to da brige, juzt azk
urown favurite mancat how kloze himsef camed to a twip to da brige, ofurwize
i wulda knawed off herown fingerz, but i did kurze at hersef fur qwite a
while, chester
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Nov 17, 10:00 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge
beaglez...

Wow, Chester, yooo certanwee haff command ob da languich. "eatz like
great huge beaglez" is sutsh a perfek descripshum ob hoomins,
espeshully Uncl Bill. It is troolly poetical.

WooToo

trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin
arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all
ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester

Ann shee still haz a HAND?

Missy

We feelz four yoor perdikamend.

--
WooToo an Missy

Dis iz juss krool. Yesfurday, I getted a liddle teeny tiny peese uv lettis
raned on myself. Yoo wudnt beleev how fast Meowmie mooved to git it befur I
kud eet it. Thingz iz purrty bad when a kittee kant evin eet a liddle tiny
peese uv green fudz.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage
cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin
dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i
smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz
walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum
rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta
let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna
pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt
let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester

itz amizin when dey wantz to how fazt hoominz kan mofe, chester, shudderin
att thote of green fudz
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Dis iz juss krool. Yesfurday, I getted a liddle teeny tiny peese uv lettis
raned on myself. Yoo wudnt beleev how fast Meowmie mooved to git it befur
I kud eet it. Thingz iz purrty bad when a kittee kant evin eet a liddle
tiny peese uv green fudz.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage
cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin
dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i
smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz
walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum
rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta
let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna
pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an
wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester

On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge
beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester

How brave ob you to protekt da humans frum stwange diseases on da floors!

And dey didn't eben appreshiate it!
--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/17/2011 8:24:54 PM

ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage
cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt
hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut
duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf...
she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i
getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of
'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three
skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa
rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez,
chester

That's just not fair! If good food falls on the floor, or especially if
it falls on top of a cat, then it belongs to the cat! I have trouble
teaching my humans that lesson too. And I've given up even trying to
teach the Dog-beast that floor-food belongs to the cats.

Amelia the severely undernourished

ai ugre wif yu Amelia..totuly. yeUP
wanna heer sumfin funne? Pa wikes tu put bakun bits in hiz oatmeal.
Ma taysted et, buit hur wikes blooberriez in hurz.

Mosey

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop
itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote

'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so
fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert.

Harri

SNARE drum Harri?

Mosey..waffin

On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop
itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote

'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so
fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert.

Harri

A little flash of tartan appears then just as quickly disappears

wat wuz dat?

Mosey...waffin.

Iz letuce bad fur kitties..ai dunt noe deez fingz. Nope

Mosey


itz amizin when dey wantz to how fazt hoominz kan mofe, chester, shudderin
att thote of green fudz

Dis iz juss krool. Yesfurday, I getted a liddle teeny tiny peese uv lettis
raned on myself. Yoo wudnt beleev how fast Meowmie mooved to git it befur
I kud eet it. Thingz iz purrty bad when a kittee kant evin eet a liddle
tiny peese uv green fudz.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage
cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin
dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i
smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz
walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum
rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta
let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna
pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an
wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like
great huge
beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage
cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey
wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell
but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin
arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained
all ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep
her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let
me eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester

How brave ob you to protekt da humans frum stwange diseases on da
floors!

And dey didn't eben appreshiate it!
--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

It'z HoKay if yuz eet it in twee sekundz. Dat'z da Twee Sekund Rool.
I wish I lyked moor hoomin fuudz. Summytimez I dunt effin want whutz
offured up tu me, cept kreemy cheez, chese, buter, an Pounceez, obkorze.
--
Pitô.ônya

i iz beree unnerapwecheated, chester still a bit out of sortz
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge
beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey
wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin
arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all
ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me
eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester

How brave ob you to protekt da humans frum stwange diseases on da floors!

And dey didn't eben appreshiate it!
--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/17/2011 8:24:54 PM