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U shudda seem da ole girl mofve
So Gramby wented to a turkeybirdie dinner at sum frenz houze diz nite. Da
cat dat libez dere kalled uz on da catafone and tole uz diz storrie. Dem was sitting at da tablez eatink turkeybirdie. Gramby had onna long red skit kauze it wz kold in da OUT. Rite in da middle ov sum hooman praying to Bast, I guess, her letz out a shreek, it waznt a skream but a shreek. Her jumpz up, didn’t spill nuffin but u wud haff fout da debil himselfv had a hold of herself. Da ladie dat libed in da houze started laffink so hard she nearlie fell off her chair. Den efferyone elze laffed. Now no one was helpink da gramby and her waz a bit hissed. One of da girlz reeched up under her skirt anna puttled out a furrot dat was jus trying to sit on herown lap. After dem hadda gudgud laff, dem cided it waz not a gud fing no one tole sum hooman, wiff a hart dat tackz herselfz, dat dere waza furriot looze. Herself kalmed down and had anofther glazz of wine, I finkz dat iz why her kalmed down. DatZ our storiee and we iz stikking tu itself. |
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U shudda seem da ole girl mofve
Booker tryz tu sit wif a strate face, but kant an burstz out laffin.
Sorri, Gramby, but dat waz funni. On 11/27/2011 6:07 PM, Gramby wrote: So Gramby wented to a turkeybirdie dinner at sum frenz houze diz nite. Da cat dat libez dere kalled uz on da catafone and tole uz diz storrie. Dem was sitting at da tablez eatink turkeybirdie. Gramby had onna long red skit kauze it wz kold in da OUT. Rite in da middle ov sum hooman praying to Bast, I guess, her letz out a shreek, it waznt a skream but a shreek. Her jumpz up, didn’t spill nuffin but u wud haff fout da debil himselfv had a hold of herself. Da ladie dat libed in da houze started laffink so hard she nearlie fell off her chair. Den efferyone elze laffed. Now no one was helpink da gramby and her waz a bit hissed. One of da girlz reeched up under her skirt anna puttled out a furrot dat was jus trying to sit on herown lap. After dem hadda gudgud laff, dem cided it waz not a gud fing no one tole sum hooman, wiff a hart dat tackz herselfz, dat dere waza furriot looze. Herself kalmed down and had anofther glazz of wine, I finkz dat iz why her kalmed down. DatZ our storiee and we iz stikking tu itself. |
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U shudda seem da ole girl mofve
Lizzie laffs bak at Booker. Kine of like dat hoomanz named Rai Stebenz wiff
da Mizzisszippi Skewril. "Booker" wrote in message ... Booker tryz tu sit wif a strate face, but kant an burstz out laffin. Sorri, Gramby, but dat waz funni. On 11/27/2011 6:07 PM, Gramby wrote: So Gramby wented to a turkeybirdie dinner at sum frenz houze diz nite. Da cat dat libez dere kalled uz on da catafone and tole uz diz storrie. Dem was sitting at da tablez eatink turkeybirdie. Gramby had onna long red skit kauze it wz kold in da OUT. Rite in da middle ov sum hooman praying to Bast, I guess, her letz out a shreek, it waznt a skream but a shreek. Her jumpz up, didn’t spill nuffin but u wud haff fout da debil himselfv had a hold of herself. Da ladie dat libed in da houze started laffink so hard she nearlie fell off her chair. Den efferyone elze laffed. Now no one was helpink da gramby and her waz a bit hissed. One of da girlz reeched up under her skirt anna puttled out a furrot dat was jus trying to sit on herown lap. After dem hadda gudgud laff, dem cided it waz not a gud fing no one tole sum hooman, wiff a hart dat tackz herselfz, dat dere waza furriot looze. Herself kalmed down and had anofther glazz of wine, I finkz dat iz why her kalmed down. DatZ our storiee and we iz stikking tu itself. |
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Ai hab tu ugreh wif Booker on dat une..dem shud hab warnd Gramby bowt dat furrot . Hur cud hab had unuthur har attak n weh dunt wunt dat..Nope. Mosey--waffin tu ..sorri Gramby. .... Booker tryz tu sit wif a strate face, but kant an burstz out laffin. Sorri, Gramby, but dat waz funni. On 11/27/2011 6:07 PM, Gramby wrote: So Gramby wented to a turkeybirdie dinner at sum frenz houze diz nite. Da cat dat libez dere kalled uz on da catafone and tole uz diz storrie. Dem was sitting at da tablez eatink turkeybirdie. Gramby had onna long red skit kauze it wz kold in da OUT. Rite in da middle ov sum hooman praying to Bast, I guess, her letz out a shreek, it waznt a skream but a shreek. Her jumpz up, didn’t spill nuffin but u wud haff fout da debil himselfv had a hold of herself. Da ladie dat libed in da houze started laffink so hard she nearlie fell off her chair. Den efferyone elze laffed. Now no one was helpink da gramby and her waz a bit hissed. One of da girlz reeched up under her skirt anna puttled out a furrot dat was jus trying to sit on herown lap. After dem hadda gudgud laff, dem cided it waz not a gud fing no one tole sum hooman, wiff a hart dat tackz herselfz, dat dere waza furriot looze. Herself kalmed down and had anofther glazz of wine, I finkz dat iz why her kalmed down. DatZ our storiee and we iz stikking tu itself. |
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U shudda seem da ole girl mofve
musik pwayz inna bakgrownd while storrmmee sings... the day that swirl went
berzerk inna furzt babtizt church... it wuza refifal dat turned into a fite fur surfuvual... storrmmee, wif herown howze laffin "Gramby" wrote in message ... So Gramby wented to a turkeybirdie dinner at sum frenz houze diz nite. Da cat dat libez dere kalled uz on da catafone and tole uz diz storrie. Dem was sitting at da tablez eatink turkeybirdie. Gramby had onna long red skit kauze it wz kold in da OUT. Rite in da middle ov sum hooman praying to Bast, I guess, her letz out a shreek, it waznt a skream but a shreek. Her jumpz up, didn't spill nuffin but u wud haff fout da debil himselfv had a hold of herself. Da ladie dat libed in da houze started laffink so hard she nearlie fell off her chair. Den efferyone elze laffed. Now no one was helpink da gramby and her waz a bit hissed. One of da girlz reeched up under her skirt anna puttled out a furrot dat was jus trying to sit on herown lap. After dem hadda gudgud laff, dem cided it waz not a gud fing no one tole sum hooman, wiff a hart dat tackz herselfz, dat dere waza furriot looze. Herself kalmed down and had anofther glazz of wine, I finkz dat iz why her kalmed down. DatZ our storiee and we iz stikking tu itself. |
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On Mon, 28 Nov 2011 11:34:55 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:
musik pwayz inna bakgrownd while storrmmee sings... the day that swirl went berzerk inna furzt babtizt church... it wuza refifal dat turned into a fite fur surfuvual... storrmmee, wif herown howze laffin Dat is one of mine Paw's faforite songs! Harri |
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U shudda seem da ole girl mofve
Ok Stormmeee gamby duzent git mad, herselfz gitz effen so watch urselfz.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message ... musik pwayz inna bakgrownd while storrmmee sings... the day that swirl went berzerk inna furzt babtizt church... it wuza refifal dat turned into a fite fur surfuvual... storrmmee, wif herown howze laffin "Gramby" wrote in message ... So Gramby wented to a turkeybirdie dinner at sum frenz houze diz nite. Da cat dat libez dere kalled uz on da catafone and tole uz diz storrie. Dem was sitting at da tablez eatink turkeybirdie. Gramby had onna long red skit kauze it wz kold in da OUT. Rite in da middle ov sum hooman praying to Bast, I guess, her letz out a shreek, it waznt a skream but a shreek. Her jumpz up, didn't spill nuffin but u wud haff fout da debil himselfv had a hold of herself. Da ladie dat libed in da houze started laffink so hard she nearlie fell off her chair. Den efferyone elze laffed. Now no one was helpink da gramby and her waz a bit hissed. One of da girlz reeched up under her skirt anna puttled out a furrot dat was jus trying to sit on herown lap. After dem hadda gudgud laff, dem cided it waz not a gud fing no one tole sum hooman, wiff a hart dat tackz herselfz, dat dere waza furriot looze. Herself kalmed down and had anofther glazz of wine, I finkz dat iz why her kalmed down. DatZ our storiee and we iz stikking tu itself. |
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Only if have never had something run up your pant leg or skirt tail!!!
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Nov 2011 11:34:55 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: musik pwayz inna bakgrownd while storrmmee sings... the day that swirl went berzerk inna furzt babtizt church... it wuza refifal dat turned into a fite fur surfuvual... storrmmee, wif herown howze laffin Dat is one of mine Paw's faforite songs! Harri |
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U shudda seem da ole girl mofve
huge innocint eyez. fur what? smirk
"Gramby" wrote in message ... Ok Stormmeee gamby duzent git mad, herselfz gitz effen so watch urselfz. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... musik pwayz inna bakgrownd while storrmmee sings... the day that swirl went berzerk inna furzt babtizt church... it wuza refifal dat turned into a fite fur surfuvual... storrmmee, wif herown howze laffin "Gramby" wrote in message ... So Gramby wented to a turkeybirdie dinner at sum frenz houze diz nite. Da cat dat libez dere kalled uz on da catafone and tole uz diz storrie. Dem was sitting at da tablez eatink turkeybirdie. Gramby had onna long red skit kauze it wz kold in da OUT. Rite in da middle ov sum hooman praying to Bast, I guess, her letz out a shreek, it waznt a skream but a shreek. Her jumpz up, didn't spill nuffin but u wud haff fout da debil himselfv had a hold of herself. Da ladie dat libed in da houze started laffink so hard she nearlie fell off her chair. Den efferyone elze laffed. Now no one was helpink da gramby and her waz a bit hissed. One of da girlz reeched up under her skirt anna puttled out a furrot dat was jus trying to sit on herown lap. After dem hadda gudgud laff, dem cided it waz not a gud fing no one tole sum hooman, wiff a hart dat tackz herselfz, dat dere waza furriot looze. Herself kalmed down and had anofther glazz of wine, I finkz dat iz why her kalmed down. DatZ our storiee and we iz stikking tu itself. |
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