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How I Came to Rule My Home - by Joe Kitty
(Side note: Joe Kitty came into my life at age 3 months, and 7+ pounds. He
is now 2 years old and about 19 lbs of orange fluff, all Maine Coon kitten through and through.) I was young, I was naive, I didn't know what I was looking for. I wasted my youth lolling around in the center of the street, sunning my belly. I was a kitten, what did I know of life? And then, I got hungry. So when I saw the door open - I dashed in. The cry went up, "No! NO no no ! NO!" and then "Jill, grab that cat and take it to TBird's house!" Well, okay. Free ride, same house but backwards, and a bowl full of food already set up. Cool. What more could I want? I claimed several stuffed animals. I ignored that other she cat thing. I didn't have to turn the charm on much, I was adorable. The house was mine...but, it lacked something. Then one evening, HE walked in. I had to have this human. This was the one! This one had to be mine. Meowmie was on the phone, so he sat down and I immediately pounced and settled myself into his crossed arms across his belly and chest. PURRfect! Yes, this was the one. He kept going away. Then one really hot hot hot day, Meowmie locked me up in her room, and then put me in a carrier, and then when she let me out we were in this house, and everything smelled like HIM! MINE MINE MINE! My human is wonderful. He comes home and sits down just so I can go pounce him for my ear scritchies. He says things like "S'notma cat!", and "Whymie?", and "wasrongwith thatcat?". But he's mine. He gives me scritches, and rubs my ears and holds on to me when he has to lean over for coffee. (That coffee is strange stuff, it makes him go, "oooomph" and sound like he's in pain as he reaches for it a lot). I like to lick his eyebrows in the dark time. It's fun to help him cook breakfast. He can never close that drawer with the long silver sharp thingies in it by himself, so I have to do it for him. He also needs me to help get dressed in the morning. How did Daddy ever live without me? Joe Kitty. |
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TBird wrote:
And then, I got hungry. So when I saw the door open - I dashed in. The cry went up, "No! NO no no ! NO!" and then "Jill, grab that cat and take it to TBird's house!" LOL! I see that you are the neighborhood cat lady. Then one really hot hot hot day, Meowmie locked me up in her room, and then put me in a carrier, and then when she let me out we were in this house, and everything smelled like HIM! MINE MINE MINE! What a great outcome for Joe Kitty! He's in heaven with HIS human. Joyce |
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TBird wrote:
And then, I got hungry. So when I saw the door open - I dashed in. The cry went up, "No! NO no no ! NO!" and then "Jill, grab that cat and take it to TBird's house!" LOL! I see that you are the neighborhood cat lady. Then one really hot hot hot day, Meowmie locked me up in her room, and then put me in a carrier, and then when she let me out we were in this house, and everything smelled like HIM! MINE MINE MINE! What a great outcome for Joe Kitty! He's in heaven with HIS human. Joyce |
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TBird wrote:
Another great story. Thank you. :-) -- Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. |
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TBird wrote:
Another great story. Thank you. :-) -- Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. |
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TBird wrote: (Side note: Joe Kitty came into my life at age 3 months, and 7+ pounds. He is now 2 years old and about 19 lbs of orange fluff, all Maine Coon kitten through and through.) Thank you for your story, Joe Kitty. It was a really good one. Pam S. |
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TBird wrote: (Side note: Joe Kitty came into my life at age 3 months, and 7+ pounds. He is now 2 years old and about 19 lbs of orange fluff, all Maine Coon kitten through and through.) Thank you for your story, Joe Kitty. It was a really good one. Pam S. |
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"Tanada" wrote in message ink.net... TBird wrote: (Side note: Joe Kitty came into my life at age 3 months, and 7+ pounds. He is now 2 years old and about 19 lbs of orange fluff, all Maine Coon kitten through and through.) Thank you for your story, Joe Kitty. It was a really good one. Pam S. I liked it too. Tweed |
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"Tanada" wrote in message ink.net... TBird wrote: (Side note: Joe Kitty came into my life at age 3 months, and 7+ pounds. He is now 2 years old and about 19 lbs of orange fluff, all Maine Coon kitten through and through.) Thank you for your story, Joe Kitty. It was a really good one. Pam S. I liked it too. Tweed |
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In article . net, Tanada wrote: TBird wrote: (Side note: Joe Kitty came into my life at age 3 months, and 7+ pounds. He is now 2 years old and about 19 lbs of orange fluff, all Maine Coon kitten through and through.) Thank you for your story, Joe Kitty. It was a really good one. Pam S. Great story T. Suz Macmoosette Thank Heavens There's Only One =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= Waiting for inspiration. Please hold while I contemplate my navel. |\__/| (=':'=) (")_(") |
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