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Old July 21st 08, 01:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam[_2_]
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'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.

I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.

DA RULES so fur:

Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

I try 2 be tuff but fair.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
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Old July 21st 08, 02:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:22:41 -0400, Adam
wrote:

'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.

I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.

DA RULES so fur:

Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

I try 2 be tuff but fair.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica


grand poobah, do you like the fluffykits and sammy and ranger like i
do? what issis yore opynion on fudz? do you like fudz?
beauty
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Old July 21st 08, 02:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam[_2_]
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grand poobah, do you like the fluffykits and sammy and ranger like i
do? what issis yore opynion on fudz? do you like fudz?
beauty


I lyke fudz. Catz kin eet all dey want.

However:

Enny cat kin refuze enny fud dey dont lyke.
Keepin fud down iz individual decisiun.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
& Prez Hurky Kitty Club
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Old July 21st 08, 03:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.

I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.

DA RULES so fur:

Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

I try 2 be tuff but fair.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica


Sleek blond tabby comes out of nowhere. I'm here! I'm here! I'll
save Catmerica from Grand Poobah Louise!

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Sheriff Of Catmerica
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Old July 21st 08, 03:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Jul 21, 10:02*am, Debby Hanoka wrote:
'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.


I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.


DA RULES so fur:


Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.


I try 2 be tuff but fair.


"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica


Sleek blond tabby comes out of nowhere. *I'm here! *I'm here! *I'll
save Catmerica from Grand Poobah Louise!

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Sheriff Of Catmerica


Typical street from U.S. western movie appears out of nowhere

WooToo: Uh-OH ducks into crowded cat saloon through swinging doors
Wook OUT, effurrybuddy, der iz gonna bee trubl.
Wascal stops playing the piano Stay outta da streeet efferywun.
starts playing jaunty fast saloon-type song
Sunirse is dancing on the barappreciative noises from the crowd/cat
treats thrown on the bar
WooToo and Maggy May are peeking out the window

--
Will in New Haven
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Old July 21st 08, 04:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats[_2_]
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Sleek blond tabby comes out of nowhere. *I'm here! *I'm here! *I'll
save Catmerica from Grand Poobah Louise!

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Sheriff Of Catmerica


Rosco, yu ar just in tyme!

Lucy

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Old July 21st 08, 05:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.

I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur
leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.

DA RULES so fur:

Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

I try 2 be tuff but fair.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica


Sleek blond tabby comes out of nowhere. I'm here! I'm here! I'll
save Catmerica from Grand Poobah Louise!

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Sheriff Of Catmerica


Skewz me, Past Sheriff Of Catmerica,
But Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica, "Lovable Louise",
sez I shud HISSPITT! at enny cat huu maykz hur angrrrree.
Yu hav bin neglektin yur dooteez, so HISSPITT!
Wy? HISSPITT!
--
Pitô.ônya, Vice Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica




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Old July 21st 08, 08:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default DA RULES so fur

Piglet is sitting on the side table watching Wascal. She ducks down under
the table before the real trouble begins.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jul 21, 10:02 am, Debby Hanoka wrote:
'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.


I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.


DA RULES so fur:


Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.


I try 2 be tuff but fair.


"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica


Sleek blond tabby comes out of nowhere. I'm here! I'm here! I'll
save Catmerica from Grand Poobah Louise!

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Sheriff Of Catmerica


Typical street from U.S. western movie appears out of nowhere

WooToo: Uh-OH ducks into crowded cat saloon through swinging doors
Wook OUT, effurrybuddy, der iz gonna bee trubl.
Wascal stops playing the piano Stay outta da streeet efferywun.
starts playing jaunty fast saloon-type song
Sunirse is dancing on the barappreciative noises from the crowd/cat
treats thrown on the bar
WooToo and Maggy May are peeking out the window

--
Will in New Haven


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Old July 21st 08, 10:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam[_2_]
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Default DA RULES so fur

Sleek blond tabby comes out of nowhere. I'm here! I'm here! I'll
save Catmerica from Grand Poobah Louise!

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Sheriff Of Catmerica


Rosco wrote:
I'm not hiding any more. The noise has stopped.

I'll tell Purresident Clarence and Chief Justicat Chester you're
looking for them.


I waited fur reply; dey nefur show up. An u fraidycat. Iz dat yur idea
uv leedurship???

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

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Old July 21st 08, 10:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam[_2_]
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Default DA RULES so fur

Rosco, yu ar just in tyme!

Lucy


Rosco WUZ sheriff. I in chg now.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
 




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