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Old January 29th 05, 08:48 PM
Helen C Simmons
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Default My cat is disgusting

Marble, that is.

In the Simmons's household, there is much laundry comprising of cycling
attire, in particular, padded cycle shorts. These garments are worn fresh
every time - all I'm going to say is nether regions, sweaty cycling - best
to wear only once unless you want to develop something nasty down below ;-)
Hygiene is a wonderful thing.

This evening I gathered up the dirty cycling attire - lots of pairs of
shorts in there as all three humans cycle. I turned my back to get the
laundry liquid. I look round and what do I see?

Only a disgusting striped tabby known as Psycho Cat From H*ll sniffing at
the padded parts of the dirty cycle shorts..

YEUCH!

Cheers, helen s


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Old January 29th 05, 10:06 PM
Shiral
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Now Helen, Marbles may have been thinking precisely the same thing. =o)
Or else, he might have been thinking, "Geez, at least I use my BOX!"
Melissa

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Old January 30th 05, 01:05 AM
Monique Y. Mudama
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On 2005-01-29, Helen C Simmons penned:

Only a disgusting striped tabby known as Psycho Cat From H*ll sniffing at
the padded parts of the dirty cycle shorts..

YEUCH!


Yup. Oscar adores our used cycling gear, martial arts gear, and ice hockey
gear. I've even seen her climb into DH's ice hockey bag -- I can't express to
you how ungodly disgusting that is.

Somehow, though, she never ends up stinking like the bag, for which I'm glad.
Hockey gear smells pretty directly like urine.

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Old January 30th 05, 03:09 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 18:05:14 -0700, "Monique Y. Mudama"
yodeled:

On 2005-01-29, Helen C Simmons penned:

Only a disgusting striped tabby known as Psycho Cat From H*ll sniffing at
the padded parts of the dirty cycle shorts..

YEUCH!


Yup. Oscar adores our used cycling gear, martial arts gear, and ice hockey
gear. I've even seen her climb into DH's ice hockey bag -- I can't express to
you how ungodly disgusting that is.

Somehow, though, she never ends up stinking like the bag, for which I'm glad.
Hockey gear smells pretty directly like urine.



Yes, Stinky loves my recently-shed running gear, too. The funny thing
is that he loves just-laundered stuff almost as much.



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Old January 31st 05, 02:55 AM
John F. Eldredge
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On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 10:09:09 -0500, Kreisleriana
wrote:

On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 18:05:14 -0700, "Monique Y. Mudama"
yodeled:

On 2005-01-29, Helen C Simmons penned:

Only a disgusting striped tabby known as Psycho Cat From H*ll

sniffing at
the padded parts of the dirty cycle shorts..

YEUCH!


Yup. Oscar adores our used cycling gear, martial arts gear, and

ice hockey
gear. I've even seen her climb into DH's ice hockey bag -- I can't

express to
you how ungodly disgusting that is.

Somehow, though, she never ends up stinking like the bag, for which

I'm glad.
Hockey gear smells pretty directly like urine.



Yes, Stinky loves my recently-shed running gear, too. The funny

thing
is that he loves just-laundered stuff almost as much.


I have had several cats over the years who loved sticking their faces
into my shoes just after I took them off. Obviously, cats' opinions
of what stink don't necessarily match humans' opinions.
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Old January 31st 05, 03:48 AM
Seanette Blaylock
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John F. Eldredge had some very interesting
things to say about My cat is disgusting:

I have had several cats over the years who loved sticking their faces
into my shoes just after I took them off. Obviously, cats' opinions
of what stink don't necessarily match humans' opinions.


I have quite a few pictures of Felix blissfully snoozing with his head
stuffed into one of my shoes. He's very fond of Meowmie's footwear.
:-)

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Old January 31st 05, 11:27 PM
Jean Hobbs
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Wilson also like to get his head in my shoes, and roll his head all over
them,
and I thought My shoes didn't smell Jean.P.

Seanette Blaylock wrote in message
...
John F. Eldredge had some very interesting
things to say about My cat is disgusting:

I have had several cats over the years who loved sticking their faces
into my shoes just after I took them off. Obviously, cats' opinions
of what stink don't necessarily match humans' opinions.


I have quite a few pictures of Felix blissfully snoozing with his head
stuffed into one of my shoes. He's very fond of Meowmie's footwear.
:-)

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"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL



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Old February 1st 05, 12:04 AM
SuzQ
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One cats perfume is a hoomins funk........?
Suz

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Old February 1st 05, 12:23 AM
Mischief
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Yeah, like my stinky swim towels after being in a locker for two weeks.
They smell purrrrrrrrrrrrfectly for Imp and Mischief to roll and rub
on with a big smile on their face and then curl up and take a nap.
Kristi

 




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