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Testing Gravity, (I think the kitties are right, WELL DUH!)
The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Purroooffftt! Unca Fred rrote: Hihi kitties and sekretaries, I've been thinking about this businesss of things fallin down by themselves and poor innocent kitties gettin blamed fur it. Now I have a large body of data that they may be completely innocent, Here in my small apartment many things wind up on tha floor and there isn't effen O, itz definimitely greeblingz. More partikerlarly itz da kind kalled Grabbitiez! Owr own Mr. TSE (RB) was expurrt about greeblingz of awl kindz and he left manny manny notezbookz of furry lerned studiez of da fennommenonz of greeblingz. Da Grabbity greeblingz are zum of da wurst of all da kindz, cuz dey duz zo manny kindz of damagez and mozt ov awl, duz zo manny blamez on da poor katzen (an da puppenz, tu, sez Shadow-da-Pup!). Wun way to get ridd of da Grabbitiez iz to keep evfurryting onna da floorz, zo dey haff nozzing to push down, dat iz zo. But den dat duz make da floorz kinda krowdeded an alzo cauzez lotz hopportunitiez for da Trip-em-Upz greeblingz to tangle humiz an katzenz feetz an make dem fall down all kindz wayz. Mebbe Unca Fred, an annywun elze wif too manny Grabbitiez around da plaze, cud burn zum garlikz an zulfur in a big mettal pan in da middle ov da rum? Dat will chaze away almosz anyting. Chuggz, GT I had sum garlic with my curried rice for supper. Would that have helped? -- Regards, Fred (remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email) |
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Testing Gravity, (I think the kitties are right, WELL DUH!)
Fred Williams wrote:
The Fur Conspiracy wrote: Purroooffftt! Unca Fred rrote: Hihi kitties and sekretaries, I've been thinking about this businesss of things fallin down by themselves and poor innocent kitties gettin blamed fur it. Now I have a large body of data that they may be completely innocent, Here in my small apartment many things wind up on tha floor and there isn't effen O, itz definimitely greeblingz. More partikerlarly itz da kind kalled Grabbitiez! Owr own Mr. TSE (RB) was expurrt about greeblingz of awl kindz and he left manny manny notezbookz of furry lerned studiez of da fennommenonz of greeblingz. Da Grabbity greeblingz are zum of da wurst of all da kindz, cuz dey duz zo manny kindz of damagez and mozt ov awl, duz zo manny blamez on da poor katzen (an da puppenz, tu, sez Shadow-da-Pup!). Wun way to get ridd of da Grabbitiez iz to keep evfurryting onna da floorz, zo dey haff nozzing to push down, dat iz zo. But den dat duz make da floorz kinda krowdeded an alzo cauzez lotz hopportunitiez for da Trip-em-Upz greeblingz to tangle humiz an katzenz feetz an make dem fall down all kindz wayz. Mebbe Unca Fred, an annywun elze wif too manny Grabbitiez around da plaze, cud burn zum garlikz an zulfur in a big mettal pan in da middle ov da rum? Dat will chaze away almosz anyting. Chuggz, GT I had sum garlic with my curried rice for supper. Would that have helped? Mite tase gud goin in butt smels oful breafin out! TuTu |
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Testing Gravity, (I think the kitties are right, WELL DUH!)
purleze duzint gifa soft da ide3rmint dat she kan juzt leaf da stuff onna
floor dat endz up der, she iz lazi enuf alreadi, Tiger -- Have a great day "Fred Williams" wrote in message ... Hihi kitties and sekretaries, I've been thinking about this businesss of things fallin down by themselves and poor innocent kitties gettin blamed fur it. Now I have a large body of data that they may be completely innocent, Here in my small apartment many things wind up on tha floor and there isn't effen enny kitties liffing here. So it can't be blamed on kitties, and a lot of stuff falls to the floor why right now I can see on the floor in my immediate vicinity a new roll of skotch tape, an advertising flyer, a shirt a pair of trousers and a sweater; a haih dryer I was using to dry some laundry that I needed quickly, I saw that one fall myself and no one was near the chair it waws on! there's various socks and papers. Oh! There's another pair uv trousers I've been looking for and an empty tin that used to have caschews in it from a couple of weeks ago. So all these things jumped tot the floor themselves, withthe possible exceptshun uf the trousers. No kitty wuz guilty uv ennyfing. I have a theory that these objects all have acrophbia and because of this they try to stay as lowe to the floor as possible,... preferrably right there on the floor. Around this place, everything winds up on the floor effentually. -- Warmest Regards, Fred (remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email) |
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Testing Gravity, (I think the kitties are right, WELL DUH!)
da soft liksa garlik too mucta do it, tiger
-- Have a great day "The Fur Conspiracy" wrote in message ... Purroooffftt! Unca Fred rrote: Hihi kitties and sekretaries, I've been thinking about this businesss of things fallin down by themselves and poor innocent kitties gettin blamed fur it. Now I have a large body of data that they may be completely innocent, Here in my small apartment many things wind up on tha floor and there isn't effen O, itz definimitely greeblingz. More partikerlarly itz da kind kalled Grabbitiez! Owr own Mr. TSE (RB) was expurrt about greeblingz of awl kindz and he left manny manny notezbookz of furry lerned studiez of da fennommenonz of greeblingz. Da Grabbity greeblingz are zum of da wurst of all da kindz, cuz dey duz zo manny kindz of damagez and mozt ov awl, duz zo manny blamez on da poor katzen (an da puppenz, tu, sez Shadow-da-Pup!). Wun way to get ridd of da Grabbitiez iz to keep evfurryting onna da floorz, zo dey haff nozzing to push down, dat iz zo. But den dat duz make da floorz kinda krowdeded an alzo cauzez lotz hopportunitiez for da Trip-em-Upz greeblingz to tangle humiz an katzenz feetz an make dem fall down all kindz wayz. Mebbe Unca Fred, an annywun elze wif too manny Grabbitiez around da plaze, cud burn zum garlikz an zulfur in a big mettal pan in da middle ov da rum? Dat will chaze away almosz anyting. Chuggz, GT - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC), Ms. Chessie the Calico, Ms. Misty of Many Colors, Shadow da Pup, also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
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Testing Gravity, (I think the kitties are right, WELL DUH!)
soft sayz we needsa recipeta teztit, tiger
-- Have a great day "MLB" wrote in message ... Fred Williams wrote: The Fur Conspiracy wrote: Purroooffftt! Unca Fred rrote: Hihi kitties and sekretaries, I've been thinking about this businesss of things fallin down by themselves and poor innocent kitties gettin blamed fur it. Now I have a large body of data that they may be completely innocent, Here in my small apartment many things wind up on tha floor and there isn't effen O, itz definimitely greeblingz. More partikerlarly itz da kind kalled Grabbitiez! Owr own Mr. TSE (RB) was expurrt about greeblingz of awl kindz and he left manny manny notezbookz of furry lerned studiez of da fennommenonz of greeblingz. Da Grabbity greeblingz are zum of da wurst of all da kindz, cuz dey duz zo manny kindz of damagez and mozt ov awl, duz zo manny blamez on da poor katzen (an da puppenz, tu, sez Shadow-da-Pup!). Wun way to get ridd of da Grabbitiez iz to keep evfurryting onna da floorz, zo dey haff nozzing to push down, dat iz zo. But den dat duz make da floorz kinda krowdeded an alzo cauzez lotz hopportunitiez for da Trip-em-Upz greeblingz to tangle humiz an katzenz feetz an make dem fall down all kindz wayz. Mebbe Unca Fred, an annywun elze wif too manny Grabbitiez around da plaze, cud burn zum garlikz an zulfur in a big mettal pan in da middle ov da rum? Dat will chaze away almosz anyting. Chuggz, GT I had sum garlic with my curried rice for supper. Would that have helped? Mite tase gud goin in butt smels oful breafin out! TuTu |
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