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all this talk, and yet not one of you has specified whether a woman who spreads her legs and nine months later gives birth to a baby whale, well, whether or not that pregnancy should have been aborted, and, if so, in which trimester. now, I can speculate that if was a baby seal, then the pregnancy would be allowed to go to term so that the myriad doctors overlooking the delivery could, upon its exit from the womb, club it to death (with primitive, splintery, wooden clubs). but a baby whale? |
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Omicron Delta Pineapple wrote in message ...
Gene Royer wrote: Human beings are infinitely more valuable than felines. Hm. Depends on the feline. I would venture to say that any one of my resident cats is infinitely more valuable than the average urban camper, member of al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry. ODP I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry. But more to the point, I once owed a hamster and he also qualifies as more valuable than al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry - especially Kerry. It's a tossup as to whether the bacteria in my toilet qualify. With Kerry, my money is on the latest turd flushed down it. Ann |
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Omicron Delta Pineapple wrote in message ...
Gene Royer wrote: Human beings are infinitely more valuable than felines. Hm. Depends on the feline. I would venture to say that any one of my resident cats is infinitely more valuable than the average urban camper, member of al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry. ODP I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry. But more to the point, I once owed a hamster and he also qualifies as more valuable than al-Quaeda, Michael Jackson, or John Kerry - especially Kerry. It's a tossup as to whether the bacteria in my toilet qualify. With Kerry, my money is on the latest turd flushed down it. Ann |
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reflex wrote:
all this talk, and yet not one of you has specified whether a woman who spreads her legs and nine months later gives birth to a baby whale, well, whether or not that pregnancy should have been aborted, and, if so, in which trimester. now, I can speculate that if was a baby seal, then the pregnancy would be allowed to go to term so that the myriad doctors overlooking the delivery could, upon its exit from the womb, club it to death (with primitive, splintery, wooden clubs). but a baby whale? I believe they blow them up on the beach in Oregon. -- Cork-O-Mattic The Proper Stopper Exclusive butt plug of the Special Olympics |
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reflex wrote:
all this talk, and yet not one of you has specified whether a woman who spreads her legs and nine months later gives birth to a baby whale, well, whether or not that pregnancy should have been aborted, and, if so, in which trimester. now, I can speculate that if was a baby seal, then the pregnancy would be allowed to go to term so that the myriad doctors overlooking the delivery could, upon its exit from the womb, club it to death (with primitive, splintery, wooden clubs). but a baby whale? I believe they blow them up on the beach in Oregon. -- Cork-O-Mattic The Proper Stopper Exclusive butt plug of the Special Olympics |
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Ann Amoeba wrote:
I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than al-Quaeda or John Kerry. Ann dear I have a web site for you to pass on to your mother http://www.research.umbc.edu/~meliss.../postnatal.htm and tell her it is not to late to correct her mistake. Now I have another web site just for you http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ We here in AT really like Bonsai kitties. Cork-O-Mattic The Proper Stopper Exclusive butt plug of the Special Olympics |
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Ann Amoeba wrote:
I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than al-Quaeda or John Kerry. Ann dear I have a web site for you to pass on to your mother http://www.research.umbc.edu/~meliss.../postnatal.htm and tell her it is not to late to correct her mistake. Now I have another web site just for you http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ We here in AT really like Bonsai kitties. Cork-O-Mattic The Proper Stopper Exclusive butt plug of the Special Olympics |
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Pantheras wrote in message ...
Ann Amoeba wrote: I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than al-Quaeda or John Kerry. Ann dear I have a web site for you to pass on to your mother And I have some botulinin toxin to pass on to your mother. Let's green up the planet with her in the soil. After all, if her only contribution was you, it's about time her organs sprouted some daisies, or tulips, or something else actually useful to mankind. Dawn |
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Pantheras wrote in message ...
Ann Amoeba wrote: I own two house cats I've had for going on twelve years. I love them dearly. As you suggest, they, too, are indeed more valuable than al-Quaeda or John Kerry. Ann dear I have a web site for you to pass on to your mother And I have some botulinin toxin to pass on to your mother. Let's green up the planet with her in the soil. After all, if her only contribution was you, it's about time her organs sprouted some daisies, or tulips, or something else actually useful to mankind. Dawn |
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