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Old September 18th 07, 12:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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I cooked myself a small turkey yesterday so I could eat it cold through the
week. I made myself a particularly nummy sandwich this evening-- turkey
breast, swiss cheese, and slices of Granny Smith apple on a nice dark whole
wheat bread. I put it down, and I shouldn't, but always forget that Stinky,
having lost a few steps at 16 1/2 years old, is still a few seconds faster
than lightning when it comes to poultry. Seconds later, the Stink is
dragging away a big chunk of the inside of my sandwich, and bolting it down.

A few minutes later, he hurks it right back up. Stink, if you;re going to
steal my dinner, would you please have the courtesy to keep it down? :P





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Old September 18th 07, 03:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

He GOT YA


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Old September 18th 07, 03:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Mischief" wrote in message
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

He GOT YA



Twice.


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Old September 19th 07, 06:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Kreisleriana wrote:

A few minutes later, he hurks it right back up. Stink, if you;re going to
steal my dinner, would you please have the courtesy to keep it down? :P


All your poultry are belong to us - whether we can keep them down or not. :P

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Old September 19th 07, 02:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Marina" wrote in message
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Kreisleriana wrote:

A few minutes later, he hurks it right back up. Stink, if you;re going
to steal my dinner, would you please have the courtesy to keep it down?
:P


All your poultry are belong to us - whether we can keep them down or not.
:P



Yes, and unfortunately, all your hurked poultry are belong to me, whether I
like it or not.



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Old September 19th 07, 09:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:18:41 -0400, "Kreisleriana"
drtmuiratearthlink.net wrote:

I cooked myself a small turkey yesterday so I could eat it cold through the
week. I made myself a particularly nummy sandwich this evening-- turkey
breast, swiss cheese, and slices of Granny Smith apple on a nice dark whole
wheat bread. I put it down, and I shouldn't, but always forget that Stinky,
having lost a few steps at 16 1/2 years old, is still a few seconds faster
than lightning when it comes to poultry. Seconds later, the Stink is
dragging away a big chunk of the inside of my sandwich, and bolting it down.

A few minutes later, he hurks it right back up. Stink, if you;re going to
steal my dinner, would you please have the courtesy to keep it down? :P


That's weird......my Louie is nicknamed Stinky, and he's a total
chicken and turkey slut too.

-bonbon
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Old September 20th 07, 12:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Kreisleriana" drtmuiratearthlink.net wrote in message
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I cooked myself a small turkey yesterday so I could eat it cold through the
week. I made myself a particularly nummy sandwich this evening-- turkey
breast, swiss cheese, and slices of Granny Smith apple on a nice dark whole
wheat bread. I put it down, and I shouldn't, but always forget that
Stinky, having lost a few steps at 16 1/2 years old, is still a few seconds
faster than lightning when it comes to poultry. Seconds later, the Stink
is dragging away a big chunk of the inside of my sandwich, and bolting it
down.

A few minutes later, he hurks it right back up. Stink, if you;re going to
steal my dinner, would you please have the courtesy to keep it down? :P



Reminds me of when we first adopted Lizzie from the local shelter, DH was
feeding her ham - and lots of it - from a sandwich (or sammich, as I calls
em), because she was soooo loving it.

A few hours later, she was napping on the bed, a few feet away from a huge
pile of hurked-up ham!

Poor girl

Now she shows no interest in any human food - must have upset her tummy
really bad! And it's been almost 5 years since then!

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