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*Yowie grasps large dead, fish and thwaps Helen soundly for coming uo with
the mere thought*

Yowie

Gosh - you've just discovered my favourite fetish.
Hit me with that fish again girl! ;-)

Cheers, helen s



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LOL, the saggy baggies, as I call them, make the guys look like they
need a diaper change. I often find myself laughing at the more extreme
forms of dress.

Pam S.

Yeah, *but*.... you can't forget our polyester-double-knit hot pants, usually
in chartreuse or screaming orange. Sheesh. I'm embarrassed just thinking about
them.

Sherry

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On Tue, 30 Mar 2004 21:57:12 GMT, Tanada
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Steve Touchstone wrote:


Well, and maybe choice in clothes, too. I can't understand the
boys wearing pants halfway down the buttcheeks, and some of the
outfits girls copy from MTV. OTOH, I'm seem to remember my parents
felt the same way about high schoolers in my day.

LOL, the saggy baggies, as I call them, make the guys look like they
need a diaper change. I often find myself laughing at the more
extreme forms of dress.

Pam S.

That reminds me of a slightly racy joke. A guy goes to the beach,
and notices that the girls are paying much more attention to one of
his friends than they are to him. He asked his friend what his
secret was. The friend told him, "Buy a potato and stick in in your
swimming trunks." He tried this the next day, to no success. Not
only did he not attract girls, but they seemed to be actively trying
to avoid him. He asked his friend what he had done wrong. His
friend said, "You idiot, the potato goes in the front!".

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don't know if this is a real Arabic curse, but I heard it in
college, and it's my favorite:

"May the fleas of a thousand camels come to nest in your crotch!"

Ginger-lyn

ROFL! You'd *really* have to dislike someone to wish that on them. Remind me to
never make you mad!! :-)

Sherry

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On Tue, 30 Mar 2004 22:00:39 GMT, Tanada
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David Yehudah wrote:

I guess it depends on which kids you're exposed to. When I taught
8th grade English and Spanish here in SoCal, some of them seemed
to go out of their way to be obnoxious and bratty. Of course, not
all did; some were a pleasure to be around.


Eighth graders are humans?!! I'm impressed that you think so.
Actually, most eighth graders I've worked with are fairly decently
behaved. As I said earlier, there's always that 5% that are so
asocial that they shouldn't be allowed out without a leash and
muzzle.


Well, I won't go so far as to say that I needed a muzzle in eighth
grade, but I certainly had a smart mouth at that age (sometimes in
situations where, in retrospect, it would have been in my best
interest to keep my mouth shut).

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What they didn't know was that the sub who took my place for three
weeks, Patty, was my wife! She gave them a lot of grief, i.e., made them
work hard, and they never knew why. :-)

Tanada wrote:


David Yehudah wrote:

That's when I had my first heart attack. They carried me out of the
classroom on a stretcher into a waiting ambulance, and the kids were
celebrating.



The little b*ggers were probably already planning the grief they were
going to give the sub. I hope they gave the kids grief instead. You
made them work, Dave, and some kids are totally lazy no matter what you do.

Jette Goldie wrote:

Oh thanks - I'm flying on Sunday too! And I have to take two
planes ..... one from Glasgow to Newark and one from Newark
to Orlando.

You're going to Florida on Sunday? So am I. This will be the first time
I've flown in about 2 years - I'm nervous. I've always had a fear of flying,
but when I do it frequently, I sort of get used to it.

Also, I'm going to see some family members that I don't have the best
relationship with, so I'm pretty nervous about that, too.

There'll be no shortage of cats, though!

Joyce

Kinky! I like that.

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:

*Yowie grasps large dead, fish and thwaps Helen soundly for coming uo with
the mere thought*

Yowie


Gosh - you've just discovered my favourite fetish.
Hit me with that fish again girl! ;-)

Cheers, helen s



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"Sherry " wrote in message
...
don't know if this is a real Arabic curse, but I heard it in
college, and it's my favorite: "May the fleas of a thousand camels come to
nest in your crotch!"

Ginger-lyn


I have heard one similar to that: May the fleas of a thousand syphilic
camels infest your armpits! (my 12th grade english teacher was of Lebanese
descent.) He also used to threaten the class with the "Lebanese Sleeper
Hold" - you take your opponents head and stuff it into your armpit.
Guaranteed to knock them out!

Patti

On Tue, 30 Mar 2004 13:57:11 +0100, "Adrian"
yodeled:

Steve Touchstone wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 18:20:17 GMT, Tanada wrote:

Sorry Dave, I have to differ with you on this one. I don't know if
it's the school, the area of the country, having so many military
parents (though I don't really notice a difference in behavior) or
if I'm just lucky, but most of the kids I work with are very
respectful. Of course there are the 5% that you find in any group
that should be fed to the loo or their parents given retro-active
birth control. But the majority are polite, and well enough
behaved. They just aren't as zombie like as we were when I was in
school. I enjoy their energy and zeal for what they believe in.
The only problem I have is their choices in music.

Pam S.

Well, and maybe choice in clothes, too. I can't understand the boys
wearing pants halfway down the buttcheeks, and some of the outfits
girls copy from MTV. OTOH, I'm seem to remember my parents felt the
same way about high schoolers in my day.

I think parents have been saying the same sort of thing for thousands of
years, and no doubt will continue to in the future.

Oh please. How much further is there to go before nobody is wearing
anything more than a couple of strands of dental floss? If someone
wanted to do something really different, they'd have to start from
scratch and get all covered up again.




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