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Dis is jus wrong
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be
tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring |
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Miss Violette wrote:
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da mewsgroup. Sammy Kitten |
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Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of courze... one of
da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very indepindint anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for his friend Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da mewsgroup. Sammy Kitten |
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Awww, Tiger, I'zl miss you for a few dayz! You'll just hafta do sumfin
bout dose hoomans to keep dem in line! Anna tanks, buttid I tink I'zl be able to take car of myownself. Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big Harley as it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and smoothly lets out the clutch heading for the highway, where she goes up thru all of the gears and down again, takes a few switchbacks, and returns to the picnic. Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya tink, Cleo? SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun again? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Miss Violette wrote: Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of courze... one of da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very indepindint anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for his friend Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da mewsgroup. Sammy Kitten |
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"Miss Violette" wrote in message ... We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring Datz terrabobbul Shal I kum offurr??? Kan we pardy??? Dyna, |
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Dem hooman sekratariez! Dere useless! An dey effen haff thumbs!
smurgle, smooch By Tiger, see yoo in a few daze! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Miss Violette wrote: OOPS it waz me smurglin you notted TV, embarrased atta soft's lack of skillz and sense Miss Violette wrote in message ... *tiger lookz on prowdly knowing he picked the right ladycat!!!* I willz hurk when dey leafz anna TV willz purbly get somfin anna putted it in one of da litterboxes dat dey would not like der, TV smurglin his girl byebye Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Awww, Tiger, I'zl miss you for a few dayz! You'll just hafta do sumfin bout dose hoomans to keep dem in line! Anna tanks, buttid I tink I'zl be able to take car of myownself. Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big Harley as it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and smoothly lets out the clutch heading for the highway, where she goes up thru all of the gears and down again, takes a few switchbacks, and returns to the picnic. Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya tink, Cleo? SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun again? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Miss Violette wrote: Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of courze... one of da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very indepindint anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for his friend Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da mewsgroup. Sammy Kitten |
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*tiger lookz on prowdly knowing he picked the right ladycat!!!* I willz
hurk when dey leafz anna TV willz purbly get somfin anna putted it in one of da litterboxes dat dey would not like der, TV smurglin his girl byebye Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Awww, Tiger, I'zl miss you for a few dayz! You'll just hafta do sumfin bout dose hoomans to keep dem in line! Anna tanks, buttid I tink I'zl be able to take car of myownself. Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big Harley as it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and smoothly lets out the clutch heading for the highway, where she goes up thru all of the gears and down again, takes a few switchbacks, and returns to the picnic. Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya tink, Cleo? SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun again? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Miss Violette wrote: Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of courze... one of da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very indepindint anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for his friend Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da mewsgroup. Sammy Kitten |
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OOPS it waz me smurglin you notted TV, embarrased atta soft's lack of skillz
and sense Miss Violette wrote in message ... *tiger lookz on prowdly knowing he picked the right ladycat!!!* I willz hurk when dey leafz anna TV willz purbly get somfin anna putted it in one of da litterboxes dat dey would not like der, TV smurglin his girl byebye Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Awww, Tiger, I'zl miss you for a few dayz! You'll just hafta do sumfin bout dose hoomans to keep dem in line! Anna tanks, buttid I tink I'zl be able to take car of myownself. Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big Harley as it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and smoothly lets out the clutch heading for the highway, where she goes up thru all of the gears and down again, takes a few switchbacks, and returns to the picnic. Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya tink, Cleo? SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun again? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Miss Violette wrote: Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of courze... one of da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very indepindint anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for his friend Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da mewsgroup. Sammy Kitten |
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Aksullee, I yam awl hurkt owt furr uh wile.
Day tookt me bak tu TED furr him tu chek mine fang. Az suun az I got in da motormonzturawto I hurkt, den I settled deow. It tuuk TUU rankelizerz, an styll I hurkt!! Wen I HISSED (biggg hisss, ya kno) wiff fangz showink, he lukt an wuz dun. sigh I yam reddy tu teer up TED, an myne howze, an yur heowze tuu! Dyan, staggering intu da klozet porter "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... ifin you wantsa tear up da house anna hep uses hurke, Tiger Sylvia M. wrote in message ... "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring Datz terrabobbul Shal I kum offurr??? Kan we pardy??? Dyna, |
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ifin you wantsa tear up da house anna hep uses hurke, Tiger
Sylvia M. wrote in message ... "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind him nodding and glaring Datz terrabobbul Shal I kum offurr??? Kan we pardy??? Dyna, |
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