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  #11  
Old April 24th 09, 06:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Apr 24, 12:38*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:07:16 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I iz ofur here mizz piglette, me anna chester anna sum ofur mencatz wuz
smokin cigarz, anna waitin fur da ladicatz ta return furm deriown shoppin, i
thinked we wuz gonna be here awhile,...*behind hizown paw* it seemsta be
dowin tv sum gud, anna ofurwurld catz wuz juzt gettin usta da owt durin da
day, Tiger, hopin hiz furndz chang der mind anna stay,


* * * * We lady-katz is sunnink owrseffs on da beech, and will port bak to da
ship in a while. I heer dat dere is going to be a dinner-dance on da
ship tonite!


A dinner-dance raises his eyebrows, flourishes his kane and looks
toward Piglet We cud dans wuns mor in da trocipal moonlites?

--
Wascal

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Old April 24th 09, 06:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:02:52 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

A dinner-dance raises his eyebrows, flourishes his kane and looks
toward Piglet We cud dans wuns mor in da trocipal moonlites?


[As the lady-cats dust the sand off of themselves and walk toward the
launch carrying their shopping bags and boxes, the meet up with a
number of local katzen also waiting for the launch.]

A small group of older cats, wearing tuxes and carrying instruments
is standing next to three younger cats with ear-rings, sunglasses and
wearing leather and nylon. One of the older cats adresses the
lady-cats "Meow, ladiez. We are "Le Jazz Hot" a leetle dance band zat
zee captain hass hired for tonight; we weel be playink old standards
on zee open deck for zee older or more tradishional kitties, while
zese DJ's (nods toward the younger cats) weel set up speekerz, lights
and a dance floor below deks for zee yunger kittens"

[The launch arrives and all are taken back to the ship; the captain's
voice comes over the PA system] Bonjour chats and chatons! After
sunset we haff a luffly dinner planned, az well az a liddle dancing: a
band for zee old standards, and a DJ for zee yunger set. Pleeze enjoy!

"Hmmm, girlz, I finks dat I'll go to da spa and sit in da Jacuzzi den
get mine fur and nails dun until dinner time. Who'd care to joyne
myself?"

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/24/2009 1:07:35 PM
  #13  
Old April 24th 09, 09:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Piglet blushes. Wellz da gramby haz made it diz far wifout ourown helpz so
a few more dayz won hurtz. O T u fine Harri and seez what herselfz iz
wearink so u kan get herselfz a flower.

Wascal, dat sounz like a feri gud idearment. Willow, Willow, oh dearz, her
iz bnak in da rum alreadi unpakink. I fink her saw one of dem ofther wurld
cats herselfz tghout waz kute.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 24, 12:38 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:07:16 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I iz ofur here mizz piglette, me anna chester anna sum ofur mencatz wuz
smokin cigarz, anna waitin fur da ladicatz ta return furm deriown
shoppin, i
thinked we wuz gonna be here awhile,...*behind hizown paw* it seemsta be
dowin tv sum gud, anna ofurwurld catz wuz juzt gettin usta da owt durin
da
day, Tiger, hopin hiz furndz chang der mind anna stay,


We lady-katz is sunnink owrseffs on da beech, and will port bak to da
ship in a while. I heer dat dere is going to be a dinner-dance on da
ship tonite!


A dinner-dance raises his eyebrows, flourishes his kane and looks
toward Piglet We cud dans wuns mor in da trocipal moonlites?

--
Wascal


  #14  
Old April 24th 09, 10:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:16:36 -0400, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:02:52 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

A dinner-dance raises his eyebrows, flourishes his kane and looks
toward Piglet We cud dans wuns mor in da trocipal moonlites?


[As the lady-cats dust the sand off of themselves and walk toward the
launch carrying their shopping bags and boxes, the meet up with a
number of local katzen also waiting for the launch.]

A small group of older cats, wearing tuxes and carrying instruments
is standing next to three younger cats with ear-rings, sunglasses and
wearing leather and nylon. One of the older cats adresses the
lady-cats "Meow, ladiez. We are "Le Jazz Hot" a leetle dance band zat
zee captain hass hired for tonight; we weel be playink old standards
on zee open deck for zee older or more tradishional kitties, while
zese DJ's (nods toward the younger cats) weel set up speekerz, lights
and a dance floor below deks for zee yunger kittens"

[The launch arrives and all are taken back to the ship; the captain's
voice comes over the PA system] Bonjour chats and chatons! After
sunset we haff a luffly dinner planned, az well az a liddle dancing: a
band for zee old standards, and a DJ for zee yunger set. Pleeze enjoy!

"Hmmm, girlz, I finks dat I'll go to da spa and sit in da Jacuzzi den
get mine fur and nails dun until dinner time. Who'd care to joyne
myself?"


a dinner danse means dinner. i missed eatink some fudz on da kruze.
some fudz gotted away frum me. thats a furst.
beauty
  #15  
Old April 24th 09, 10:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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a dinner danse means dinner. i missed eatink some fudz on da kruze. some
fudz gotted away frum me. thats a furst. beauty


Don't worry, Beauty, you aren't slipping. We just 'ported some more food
in from the FluffyKitz warehouse just a few minutes ago.

Amelia
  #16  
Old April 24th 09, 10:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Poor Beauty, I told u u didnt git dem allz. O T thinking she will never get
all the food but knowz she will try.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:16:36 -0400, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:02:52 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

A dinner-dance raises his eyebrows, flourishes his kane and looks
toward Piglet We cud dans wuns mor in da trocipal moonlites?


[As the lady-cats dust the sand off of themselves and walk toward the
launch carrying their shopping bags and boxes, the meet up with a
number of local katzen also waiting for the launch.]

A small group of older cats, wearing tuxes and carrying instruments
is standing next to three younger cats with ear-rings, sunglasses and
wearing leather and nylon. One of the older cats adresses the
lady-cats "Meow, ladiez. We are "Le Jazz Hot" a leetle dance band zat
zee captain hass hired for tonight; we weel be playink old standards
on zee open deck for zee older or more tradishional kitties, while
zese DJ's (nods toward the younger cats) weel set up speekerz, lights
and a dance floor below deks for zee yunger kittens"

[The launch arrives and all are taken back to the ship; the captain's
voice comes over the PA system] Bonjour chats and chatons! After
sunset we haff a luffly dinner planned, az well az a liddle dancing: a
band for zee old standards, and a DJ for zee yunger set. Pleeze enjoy!

"Hmmm, girlz, I finks dat I'll go to da spa and sit in da Jacuzzi den
get mine fur and nails dun until dinner time. Who'd care to joyne
myself?"


a dinner danse means dinner. i missed eatink some fudz on da kruze.
some fudz gotted away frum me. thats a furst.
beauty



  #17  
Old April 24th 09, 11:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =`^..^`=
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"Amelia T Cat"
a dinner danse means dinner. i missed eatink some fudz on da kruze. some
fudz gotted away frum me. thats a furst. beauty


Don't worry, Beauty, you aren't slipping. We just 'ported some more food
in from the FluffyKitz warehouse just a few minutes ago.

Amelia


I dont gots nobuddy tew danse wiff mee sinse Tabitha still izznt heer.
Da fudz n dwinks r fine I don't wanna go hoam yet fur awile.
Thuh Kits n I still wanna be heer onna kruze.
Mosey
--lites a ceegar n haz sum moar nip wine onna dek


  #18  
Old April 25th 09, 03:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Apr 24, 6:55*pm, "Mosey =`^..^`="
wrote:
"Amelia T Cat"

a dinner danse means dinner. i missed eatink some fudz on da kruze. some
fudz gotted away frum me. thats a furst. beauty


Don't worry, Beauty, you aren't slipping. We just 'ported some more food
in from the FluffyKitz warehouse just a few minutes ago.


Amelia


I dont gots nobuddy tew danse wiff mee sinse Tabitha still izznt heer.
Da fudz n dwinks r fine *I don't wanna go hoam yet fur awile.
Thuh Kits n I still wanna be heer onna kruze.
Mosey
--lites a ceegar n haz sum moar nip wine onna dek


behind his paw to PIglet Doo yoo fink sumkittee heer will dans wiff
dat yung feller? For DAT matter, you know a gentlekitty such as
mineself, hoo luvs to dans, hasta dans wiff wun or too ub da older
lady kittees, sew yoo mite haff sum free tim to dans wiff hisself.

--
Wascal
  #19  
Old April 25th 09, 03:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
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I yam reeeleee gayme tu joyne ya!
Uh liddul jaquizink, lownging roownd...
Den dress furr dinner...uh...huh...
--
Pitô.ônya

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:07:16 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I iz ofur here mizz piglette, me anna chester anna sum ofur mencatz
wuz
smokin cigarz, anna waitin fur da ladicatz ta return furm deriown
shoppin, i
thinked we wuz gonna be here awhile,...*behind hizown paw* it seemsta
be
dowin tv sum gud, anna ofurwurld catz wuz juzt gettin usta da owt
durin da
day, Tiger, hopin hiz furndz chang der mind anna stay,


We lady-katz is sunnink owrseffs on da beech, and will port bak to da
ship in a while. I heer dat dere is going to be a dinner-dance on da
ship tonite!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/24/2009 12:37:11 PM


  #20  
Old April 25th 09, 03:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Piglet knows that Wascal loves to dance with the ladies so she figures she
can dance with Mosey and can get Willow to ask him at least once. Willow
isn't crazy about dancing. She takes a deep breath, Ok Wascal, I kan do dat.
Himselfz is a nice Kitty. Maybe he kud askz one of da underworld kitties
too. Dem needs ta learn how to do da dancz fingie.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 24, 6:55 pm, "Mosey =`^..^`="
wrote:
"Amelia T Cat"

a dinner danse means dinner. i missed eatink some fudz on da kruze.
some
fudz gotted away frum me. thats a furst. beauty


Don't worry, Beauty, you aren't slipping. We just 'ported some more food
in from the FluffyKitz warehouse just a few minutes ago.


Amelia


I dont gots nobuddy tew danse wiff mee sinse Tabitha still izznt heer.
Da fudz n dwinks r fine I don't wanna go hoam yet fur awile.
Thuh Kits n I still wanna be heer onna kruze.
Mosey
--lites a ceegar n haz sum moar nip wine onna dek


behind his paw to PIglet Doo yoo fink sumkittee heer will dans wiff
dat yung feller? For DAT matter, you know a gentlekitty such as
mineself, hoo luvs to dans, hasta dans wiff wun or too ub da older
lady kittees, sew yoo mite haff sum free tim to dans wiff hisself.

--
Wascal


 




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