Rood hoomins

Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon!

Wez gotta rool sinz thu noo windows were put in a few yeers ago that we
iznt lowed inna bedrum cuz sumcat skratches thu skreens wat are onna
inside. This iznt a rilly strik rool, an sumtymes wen Meomie iz theer an
awayk we goes in and investicats, lys on hur wen she iz reedin or wachin
TV, gits our furs combed, that sorta fing An sumtymes she carelessly
kloses thu door an we iz In and wants Out. Now, I (Sammy) duznt haffa
puroblem. I skratches onna bedsyde tabul, an Meomie squeels wif delite
and jumps up offa bed an opins thu door. Cinnamon iz moor caushus an
less strateforward. She iz a resurved an gud mannured cat, notted a
tuffgurlkitty or a tuffboycat. So she goes tu the door an wates.
Evenshually, Meomie notises, an gets up tu let hur out. Cinnamon
purrlitely goes undur thu bed so she iznt inna way uvv thu door opining.
Memoie opins thu door, and Cinnamon duznt rush or enyfing, she finks
carefully bout leavin undur thu bed and goin Out. Meomie starts wif
sayin 'Heer, pusspusspuss, heer, Cinnie', but befur lon shez say rilly
rood fings. Jus as an eggsample 'Stoopid cat, duznt yu no wat yu wants???'

Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins?

--
Sam & Cinnamon

unfurtunatelee yez it iz, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon!

Wez gotta rool sinz thu noo windows were put in a few yeers ago that we
iznt lowed inna bedrum cuz sumcat skratches thu skreens wat are onna
inside. This iznt a rilly strik rool, an sumtymes wen Meomie iz theer an
awayk we goes in and investicats, lys on hur wen she iz reedin or wachin
TV, gits our furs combed, that sorta fing An sumtymes she carelessly
kloses thu door an we iz In and wants Out. Now, I (Sammy) duznt haffa
puroblem. I skratches onna bedsyde tabul, an Meomie squeels wif delite and
jumps up offa bed an opins thu door. Cinnamon iz moor caushus an less
strateforward. She iz a resurved an gud mannured cat, notted a
tuffgurlkitty or a tuffboycat. So she goes tu the door an wates.
Evenshually, Meomie notises, an gets up tu let hur out. Cinnamon
purrlitely goes undur thu bed so she iznt inna way uvv thu door opining.
Memoie opins thu door, and Cinnamon duznt rush or enyfing, she finks
carefully bout leavin undur thu bed and goin Out. Meomie starts wif sayin
'Heer, pusspusspuss, heer, Cinnie', but befur lon shez say rilly rood
fings. Jus as an eggsample 'Stoopid cat, duznt yu no wat yu wants???'

Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins?

--
Sam & Cinnamon

Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins?

Yes, I'z afraid dat it iz. Hoomins in general duzn't unnerstand or
apurrciate the beauty of kitty reasoning an logic.

Sammy

On Jan 3, 10:51*am, Cheryl wrote:
Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon!

snip hoorubble storee ub roodness by hoomin


Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins?

--
Sam & Cinnamon

Wy yes, itted is. Jus da uther day, r Uncl Bill sed to Sunrise "Yoo
shud come on da Yeller Brik Rode, sew we can fine you a brane."

Wile Sunrise isn' furry brite, diss wuz rood.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins

On Mon, 03 Jan 2011 12:21:58 -0330, Cheryl wrote:

Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon!

Wez gotta rool sinz thu noo windows were put in a few yeers ago that we
iznt lowed inna bedrum cuz sumcat skratches thu skreens wat are onna
inside. This iznt a rilly strik rool, an sumtymes wen Meomie iz theer an
awayk we goes in and investicats, lys on hur wen she iz reedin or wachin
TV, gits our furs combed, that sorta fing An sumtymes she carelessly
kloses thu door an we iz In and wants Out. Now, I (Sammy) duznt haffa
puroblem. I skratches onna bedsyde tabul, an Meomie squeels wif delite
and jumps up offa bed an opins thu door. Cinnamon iz moor caushus an
less strateforward. She iz a resurved an gud mannured cat, notted a
tuffgurlkitty or a tuffboycat. So she goes tu the door an wates.
Evenshually, Meomie notises, an gets up tu let hur out. Cinnamon
purrlitely goes undur thu bed so she iznt inna way uvv thu door opining.
Memoie opins thu door, and Cinnamon duznt rush or enyfing, she finks
carefully bout leavin undur thu bed and goin Out. Meomie starts wif
sayin 'Heer, pusspusspuss, heer, Cinnie', but befur lon shez say rilly
rood fings. Jus as an eggsample 'Stoopid cat, duznt yu no wat yu wants???'

Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins?

dis is furry furry usual. effurry dai my hoomin says i eet too much
fudz and he s t a r v e s myself!
dis is beyonn rood.
beauty

O T waz playink wiff sum yarnz da ofther day anna got tangled up init.
Gramby tole him he didn't haff senze ta pour sand in a emptiee rat hole.
Now why wud him want ta do dat. Willow not getting it.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jan 3, 10:51 am, Cheryl wrote:
Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon!

snip hoorubble storee ub roodness by hoomin


Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins?

--
Sam & Cinnamon

Wy yes, itted is. Jus da uther day, r Uncl Bill sed to Sunrise "Yoo
shud come on da Yeller Brik Rode, sew we can fine you a brane."

Wile Sunrise isn' furry brite, diss wuz rood.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins

"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon!

Wez gotta rool sinz thu noo windows were put in a few yeers ago that
we iznt lowed inna bedrum cuz sumcat skratches thu skreens wat are
onna inside. This iznt a rilly strik rool, an sumtymes wen Meomie iz
theer an awayk we goes in and investicats, lys on hur wen she iz
reedin or wachin TV, gits our furs combed, that sorta fing An sumtymes
she carelessly kloses thu door an we iz In and wants Out. Now, I
(Sammy) duznt haffa puroblem. I skratches onna bedsyde tabul, an
Meomie squeels wif delite and jumps up offa bed an opins thu door.
Cinnamon iz moor caushus an less strateforward. She iz a resurved an
gud mannured cat, notted a tuffgurlkitty or a tuffboycat. So she goes
tu the door an wates. Evenshually, Meomie notises, an gets up tu let
hur out. Cinnamon purrlitely goes undur thu bed so she iznt inna way
uvv thu door opining. Memoie opins thu door, and Cinnamon duznt rush
or enyfing, she finks carefully bout leavin undur thu bed and goin
Out. Meomie starts wif sayin 'Heer, pusspusspuss, heer, Cinnie', but
befur lon shez say rilly rood fings. Jus as an eggsample 'Stoopid cat,
duznt yu no wat yu wants???'

Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins?

--
Sam & Cinnamon

Wy in da whirlt did day hab da skreemz puttid on da innysyde ov da
windo???
Ower'z skreemz iz on da owtsyde, so I only get in trubbel if da
glassywindo iz
opin, an da dum skwirril runz by..
--
Pitô.ônya

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Wy in da whirlt did day hab da skreemz puttid on da innysyde ov da windo???
Ower'z skreemz iz on da owtsyde, so I only get in trubbel if da
glassywindo iz
opin, an da dum skwirril runz by..

Itz a weerd compulkated hoomin fing, butted basikly Meomie dint luk at
thu windos furst. Thu old windos had skreens onna outside, an wuz
singul-hung. Butted they wuznt legul windos bekus thu law sez they hasta
opin enuff fur a hoomin tu git out if they iz inna bedrum. Thu hous wuz
bilt befur these laws, wich is OK, butted if yu replayces thu windos yu
hasta follow thu law. An thu spayce wuznt big enuff fur legul singul or
dubble hung windos, so thu kontraktor sez yu gotta git casement windos
wif a line tu make them luk like single-hung windos (fur thu herritaj
rools). An Meomie sed OK, known thiz iz thu law, an dint akshually chek
were the skreens wuz inside or out. Butted uv corse thu casement opins
out ann thu skreen iz onna in. She kin take thu skreens out inna wintur,
but shez fraid she'll furget tu put them bak in an wun uv us will fall out.

Shez hopin (or feerin) tu git more werk don onna hous this summer,
inkludin a windo onna bak bedrum, but theers more spayce theer, an shez
deturmined tu git anothur type uv windo - singul or duble hung, wif
skreens onna out.

(She had bin hopin tu get thu bak fixed las tyme, butted thu toonas wuz
tutu much. She showed thu kontraktor that rum, an sed she uses it az a
sewin rum, an he sed it still needs a big windo cuz it haz a kloset, so
city hall finks itz a bedrum. Thu windo theer now duznt opin attall, so
itz illegal. Old houses is offin illega, i finks.)

--
Sam

John Ross Mc Master wrote:

dis is furry furry usual. effurry dai my hoomin says i eet too much
fudz and he s t a r v e s myself!
dis is beyonn rood.
beauty

Thatz awful!! Ower Meomie is sumtymes slo refillin thu bowl wen it gets
empty inna middul uv thu nite or wen shez at werk inna day, but she
duztn make comments bout ower eetin.

--
Cinnamon

On Mon, 03 Jan 2011 18:07:28 -0330, Cheryl wrote:

John Ross Mc Master wrote:

dis is furry furry usual. effurry dai my hoomin says i eet too much
fudz and he s t a r v e s myself!
dis is beyonn rood.
beauty

Thatz awful!! Ower Meomie is sumtymes slo refillin thu bowl wen it gets
empty inna middul uv thu nite or wen shez at werk inna day, but she
duztn make comments bout ower eetin.

My comment about Beauty's eating. My goal is 5 kilos, or 4.3 kilos
according to the vet, who is overambitious.
John the human

https://sites.google.com/site/weighi...ts/home/beauty