All it takes is catitude

diz iz wunnerful newz, anna Mizz violette iz smilin down on ursef furm da
brige, diz iza furzt lezzon dat she teeched efuricat dat liffed wif usses no
matter how short...

OEJ

Miss Violette's motto: birdz iz fur eatin anna d*Gz iz fur eatin"
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant -
more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a
pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom.

Dis morning I getted a furry encouraging example of how well we haf
trained her.

Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into da back yard in da morning, den
feeds us, den lets da dog in and feeds her. Lately, though, him has been
hafing to go out wif da dog (her is bad as well as dum, and her squezes
under da fence and runs around). So him feeded da dog first. Dis of
course is unacceptable. So when Paw putted da dog's dish down I standed
between da dog an her dish. Da dog would come to wifin about 3 feet of
me, den stop. He finally slinked into herown crate and hided from me,
until I left da kitchen. When I left da kitchen her came out an ate
herown breakfast. But her didn't even try to get past me cuz I is so
fearsome.

My fursibs are learnin almost as good as me, but none of dem has
intimidated her dat way yet.

Harri Roadcat

"Harri Roadcat" wrote

As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant -
more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a
pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom.

Hai Harri! Mai 2 dogz is well trained. Except whnz I tri steal dere foodz.
Den dey give me full head lickz and I has to stop to fix my doo. Day eatz
it all ups den.

Grumble-purr, even granpaw Samy lerned this in his firs week. Now is dat
fair?

Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into da back yard in da morning, den
feeds us, den lets da dog in and feeds her. Lately, though, him has been
hafing to go out wif da dog (her is bad as well as dum, and her squezes
under da fence and runs around). So him feeded da dog first. Dis of
course is unacceptable.

Ohh! Badness dere! My hoomin feed me first, den take dogz outz DEN feeds
dogz. Trik is train hoominz.

So when Paw putted da dog's dish down I standed
between da dog an her dish. Da dog would come to wifin about 3 feet of
me, den stop. He finally slinked into herown crate and hided from me,
until I left da kitchen. When I left da kitchen her came out an ate
herown breakfast. But her didn't even try to get past me cuz I is so
fearsome.

Awww, But ... my d*gz is sweet. I no want skare dem. I teached all mai
2foots 'Iz eat first'.

Sniff, Iz try learn hardestest to not be skared of hungries. Mai 2foots
unnderstand. Mai 4footz d*gz ok wid me try grab a kible, jus gud specil
stuff get me new doo fix.

Mebbe, Iz not so fearsome....

On Oct 18, 2:37*pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:24:31 -0600, MLB wrote:
Elvis Presley, a cool cat, sang a song: * " don't bee cruel". *Yu shud
lisn to it. *TuTu

Well, I'z not beein TOO cruel. I only maked her wait a minute or so. It's
'portant to make sure dat da goggies dont forget dat da kittiez is boss.

Harri

Sew troo. Udderwyz dey wil gittid out ob controll. Leep awound
sensewesswy, bark an woof an howl, git on da best chayre, devower da
catfud, an den furt.
MeOwy, speeking fwum disturbink eggzpeeriens.

oopz stupid hoomin birdz iz fur eatin anna *gz is fur beatin'
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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diz iz wunnerful newz, anna Mizz violette iz smilin down on ursef furm da
brige, diz iza furzt lezzon dat she teeched efuricat dat liffed wif usses
no matter how short...

OEJ

Miss Violette's motto: birdz iz fur eatin anna d*Gz iz fur eatin"
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant -
more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a
pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom.

Dis morning I getted a furry encouraging example of how well we haf
trained her.

Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into da back yard in da morning, den
feeds us, den lets da dog in and feeds her. Lately, though, him has been
hafing to go out wif da dog (her is bad as well as dum, and her squezes
under da fence and runs around). So him feeded da dog first. Dis of
course is unacceptable. So when Paw putted da dog's dish down I standed
between da dog an her dish. Da dog would come to wifin about 3 feet of
me, den stop. He finally slinked into herown crate and hided from me,
until I left da kitchen. When I left da kitchen her came out an ate
herown breakfast. But her didn't even try to get past me cuz I is so
fearsome.

My fursibs are learnin almost as good as me, but none of dem has
intimidated her dat way yet.

Harri Roadcat

hi daisy,

i kuldint be az nize ta a doggie az ursef iz,

OEJ
"cshenk" wrote in message
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"Harri Roadcat" wrote

As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant -
more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a
pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom.

Hai Harri! Mai 2 dogz is well trained. Except whnz I tri steal dere
foodz. Den dey give me full head lickz and I has to stop to fix my doo.
Day eatz it all ups den.

Grumble-purr, even granpaw Samy lerned this in his firs week. Now is dat
fair?

Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into da back yard in da morning, den
feeds us, den lets da dog in and feeds her. Lately, though, him has been
hafing to go out wif da dog (her is bad as well as dum, and her squezes
under da fence and runs around). So him feeded da dog first. Dis of
course is unacceptable.

Ohh! Badness dere! My hoomin feed me first, den take dogz outz DEN feeds
dogz. Trik is train hoominz.

So when Paw putted da dog's dish down I standed
between da dog an her dish. Da dog would come to wifin about 3 feet of
me, den stop. He finally slinked into herown crate and hided from me,
until I left da kitchen. When I left da kitchen her came out an ate
herown breakfast. But her didn't even try to get past me cuz I is so
fearsome.

Awww, But ... my d*gz is sweet. I no want skare dem. I teached all mai
2foots 'Iz eat first'.

Sniff, Iz try learn hardestest to not be skared of hungries. Mai 2foots
unnderstand. Mai 4footz d*gz ok wid me try grab a kible, jus gud specil
stuff get me new doo fix.

Mebbe, Iz not so fearsome....

gudgud fur yerownself Harri Roadcat...yeUP Luffs, Mosey

As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant -
more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a
pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom.

Dis morning I getted a furry encouraging example of how well we haf
trained her.

Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into da back yard in da morning, den
feeds us, den lets da dog in and feeds her. Lately, though, him has been
hafing to go out wif da dog (her is bad as well as dum, and her squezes
under da fence and runs around). So him feeded da dog first. Dis of
course is unacceptable. So when Paw putted da dog's dish down I standed
between da dog an her dish. Da dog would come to wifin about 3 feet of
me, den stop. He finally slinked into herown crate and hided from me,
until I left da kitchen. When I left da kitchen her came out an ate
herown breakfast. But her didn't even try to get past me cuz I is so
fearsome.

My fursibs are learnin almost as good as me, but none of dem has
intimidated her dat way yet.

Harri Roadcat

Hai Stormee,

puurs and I likes my warm furry d*ggies. I catches mousie today and eat
neat. I give Cash da head and Samy da tail an hip. Meowmie appreciate gift
an hugz me. I gud kitti an keep mousies out.

Daisy-chan


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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hi daisy,

i kuldint be az nize ta a doggie az ursef iz,

OEJ
"cshenk" wrote in message
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"Harri Roadcat" wrote

As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant -
more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a
pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom.

Hai Harri! Mai 2 dogz is well trained. Except whnz I tri steal dere
foodz. Den dey give me full head lickz and I has to stop to fix my doo.
Day eatz it all ups den.

Grumble-purr, even granpaw Samy lerned this in his firs week. Now is dat
fair?

Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into da back yard in da morning, den
feeds us, den lets da dog in and feeds her. Lately, though, him has been
hafing to go out wif da dog (her is bad as well as dum, and her squezes
under da fence and runs around). So him feeded da dog first. Dis of
course is unacceptable.

Ohh! Badness dere! My hoomin feed me first, den take dogz outz DEN
feeds dogz. Trik is train hoominz.

So when Paw putted da dog's dish down I standed
between da dog an her dish. Da dog would come to wifin about 3 feet of
me, den stop. He finally slinked into herown crate and hided from me,
until I left da kitchen. When I left da kitchen her came out an ate
herown breakfast. But her didn't even try to get past me cuz I is so
fearsome.

Awww, But ... my d*gz is sweet. I no want skare dem. I teached all mai
2foots 'Iz eat first'.

Sniff, Iz try learn hardestest to not be skared of hungries. Mai 2foots
unnderstand. Mai 4footz d*gz ok wid me try grab a kible, jus gud specil
stuff get me new doo fix.

Mebbe, Iz not so fearsome....

Mosey heer, ai ugree wiff OEJ, owr howse duzznt wike d*ggies cuz dey skare
usses. yeUP. sawry.


hi daisy,

i kuldint be az nize ta a doggie az ursef iz,

OEJ
"Harri Roadcat" wrote

As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant -
more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a
pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom.

Hai Harri! Mai 2 dogz is well trained. Except whnz I tri steal dere
foodz. Den dey give me full head lickz and I has to stop to fix my doo.
Day eatz it all ups den.

Grumble-purr, even granpaw Samy lerned this in his firs week. Now is dat
fair?

Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into da back yard in da morning, den
feeds us, den lets da dog in and feeds her. Lately, though, him has been
hafing to go out wif da dog (her is bad as well as dum, and her squezes
under da fence and runs around). So him feeded da dog first. Dis of
course is unacceptable.

Ohh! Badness dere! My hoomin feed me first, den take dogz outz DEN
feeds dogz. Trik is train hoominz.

So when Paw putted da dog's dish down I standed
between da dog an her dish. Da dog would come to wifin about 3 feet of
me, den stop. He finally slinked into herown crate and hided from me,
until I left da kitchen. When I left da kitchen her came out an ate
herown breakfast. But her didn't even try to get past me cuz I is so
fearsome.

Awww, But ... my d*gz is sweet. I no want skare dem. I teached all mai
2foots 'Iz eat first'.

Sniff, Iz try learn hardestest to not be skared of hungries. Mai 2foots
unnderstand. Mai 4footz d*gz ok wid me try grab a kible, jus gud specil
stuff get me new doo fix.

Mebbe, Iz not so fearsome....

hi daisy,

mine momcat mizz violette didunt low ani doggiez in owrz yard or in owrz
howze... storrmmee camed afur mizz violette wentedto da brige but da
tradishun carreez on, we iz glad yourown hoominz getted ursef doggiez wurthy
of meat prezziez, OEJ
"cshenk" wrote in message
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Hai Stormee,

puurs and I likes my warm furry d*ggies. I catches mousie today and eat
neat. I give Cash da head and Samy da tail an hip. Meowmie appreciate
gift an hugz me. I gud kitti an keep mousies out.

Daisy-chan


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
hi daisy,

i kuldint be az nize ta a doggie az ursef iz,

OEJ
"cshenk" wrote in message
...
"Harri Roadcat" wrote

As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant -
more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a
pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom.

Hai Harri! Mai 2 dogz is well trained. Except whnz I tri steal dere
foodz. Den dey give me full head lickz and I has to stop to fix my doo.
Day eatz it all ups den.

Grumble-purr, even granpaw Samy lerned this in his firs week. Now is
dat fair?

Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into da back yard in da morning, den
feeds us, den lets da dog in and feeds her. Lately, though, him has
been
hafing to go out wif da dog (her is bad as well as dum, and her squezes
under da fence and runs around). So him feeded da dog first. Dis of
course is unacceptable.

Ohh! Badness dere! My hoomin feed me first, den take dogz outz DEN
feeds dogz. Trik is train hoominz.

So when Paw putted da dog's dish down I standed
between da dog an her dish. Da dog would come to wifin about 3 feet of
me, den stop. He finally slinked into herown crate and hided from me,
until I left da kitchen. When I left da kitchen her came out an ate
herown breakfast. But her didn't even try to get past me cuz I is so
fearsome.

Awww, But ... my d*gz is sweet. I no want skare dem. I teached all
mai 2foots 'Iz eat first'.

Sniff, Iz try learn hardestest to not be skared of hungries. Mai 2foots
unnderstand. Mai 4footz d*gz ok wid me try grab a kible, jus gud specil
stuff get me new doo fix.

Mebbe, Iz not so fearsome....

i knowz dat mizz pigglette haz had sefural doggiez anna herown momcat wuza
doggie... butted we iz juzt gonna be happi dat der iz nize onez arownd
butted not fur uses, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Mosey heer, ai ugree wiff OEJ, owr howse duzznt wike d*ggies cuz dey
skare usses. yeUP. sawry.


hi daisy,

i kuldint be az nize ta a doggie az ursef iz,

OEJ
"Harri Roadcat" wrote

As youz all know, us kittiez lif wif a big clumsy dog. Her is a giant -
more dan 60 pounds. But we haf teached her properly her place in a
pecking order. Dat is, at da bottom.

Hai Harri! Mai 2 dogz is well trained. Except whnz I tri steal dere
foodz. Den dey give me full head lickz and I has to stop to fix my doo.
Day eatz it all ups den.

Grumble-purr, even granpaw Samy lerned this in his firs week. Now is
dat fair?

Mine Paw usually lets da dog out into da back yard in da morning, den
feeds us, den lets da dog in and feeds her. Lately, though, him has
been
hafing to go out wif da dog (her is bad as well as dum, and her squezes
under da fence and runs around). So him feeded da dog first. Dis of
course is unacceptable.

Ohh! Badness dere! My hoomin feed me first, den take dogz outz DEN
feeds dogz. Trik is train hoominz.

So when Paw putted da dog's dish down I standed
between da dog an her dish. Da dog would come to wifin about 3 feet of
me, den stop. He finally slinked into herown crate and hided from me,
until I left da kitchen. When I left da kitchen her came out an ate
herown breakfast. But her didn't even try to get past me cuz I is so
fearsome.

Awww, But ... my d*gz is sweet. I no want skare dem. I teached all
mai 2foots 'Iz eat first'.

Sniff, Iz try learn hardestest to not be skared of hungries. Mai 2foots
unnderstand. Mai 4footz d*gz ok wid me try grab a kible, jus gud specil
stuff get me new doo fix.

Mebbe, Iz not so fearsome....