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Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz
mayhapz we needsa all takez notez, chester
"Rebecca" wrote in message ... "MLB" wrote in message ... On 11/16/2011 05:07 AM, Cheryl wrote: On 2011-11-15 9:28 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote: On Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:42:47 -0800, wrote: I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in myown bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put kruncheez in Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor. Tuday she almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown bole, den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in Sundance's bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss inchez frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's kruncheez she givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned. Rebecca hoomins must be better traynd. dey neglekt uses all da time, so saad. sum days i begg for fudz. beauty, understandink This iz a kommon hoomin faylin. We hasta remind Meomie EFFURY SINGUL mornin tu put fuds inna bowl befur she leefs fur werk! An she neffur gits thu idee - she jus komplanes we gits undur hur feets. -- Sam an Cinnamon Mi meomiw feez mee firs sew Iz not getin undr hur feetz. TuTu How did yoo trane her to do dat? Rebecca, ready to take notes |
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Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz
we duz diz to da gramby and her fuzzzez but we keepz rite on and talkin' all
da timez. Her stanz it furr a bit den gifvez up and feedz uz. Her sayz it iz takeep uz out of her hairz budt, we duzent git in her hair, only in da nite. Willow sayz she feedz uz sumtimez to stop us fitink and den she knowz we will go to take a nap. YES O T and it works almost every time. "The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... On Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:48:34 -0800, Rebecca wrote: How did yoo trane her to do dat? Rebecca, ready to take notes Cybèle: We'be twained da hooman to do dat too, Itz eeezy. Do yoo remembfur Mr. Montgomer FitzGawin (I finks)? Hez attid da Bridje now, buttit wen he posted he wuz a champion id da Cat-lympics in an ebent cawled "Speedbumps". Itz wen you weave in and owt ob da hoomans wegs as dey walk, an get cwose enuf so dat da hooman duzzent twip,an da kitty duzzent get aksidentally launched. Datz mine technique! Itz BERRY pesty! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 11/18/2011 7:54:03 PM |
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