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  #21  
Old November 23rd 11, 01:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

Willow sits with Piglett making notes in the big notebook. Wilow sighs, dat
iz one more fing finished, I iz furry pleazed at how fings iz kommink
together. Fangu Piglett for finkink of da sisterz to talk to doze cats.

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...

On Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:23:26 -0600, Gramby wrote:

7. We Kan talk to da staff in da castle bout fudz so da fluffykitts kan
enjoyee da wedwink wiff out annie strzz.


[Two Zot girls are relaxing at their table over lunch; Oriane is on the
phone with Mactavish, a Scottish Fold kitty who knows the caterers in
Scotland, she writes down a few telephone numbers, and says goodbye to him]

Hokay Cybèle, here is da numberz ob two catererz. I'll call one, you da
ofur...

[Meowing can be heard with "lobster", "Langostino" ,"mice in puff pastry",
"roast beast" and "salmon en crôte" thrown about as the Cybèle meowchats in
French to one...

The girls compare notes, and nod in agreement!]

Hokay Piglett, we haff a caterer!

A Scottish kitty who trained at the Cordon Bleu in Paris! Shez not cheap,
but she has eksellent cwedenshuls!

She makez fings wike Trout Mousse for an appetizer, salmon in a puff-pastry
crust...

We will haff a week ob gud eetink!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/22/2011 7:30:40 PM

  #22  
Old November 23rd 11, 04:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Posts: 611
Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

Well, we iz alwaze happee to purrvide owrown servissez, but we wud be happee
to hav a brake dis time. Dat way we wud hav mor time to esplore Scotland.

Rebecca

"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Nov 22, 2:11 am, "Rebecca" wrote:
[Rebecca whispers in Sukie's ear]

Pssst, Sukie, da Fluffykitz dat Willow wuz tawkin bowt wuz owrown caterin
kumpanee. She wuz juss 'rangin fingz so dat da Fluffykitz kitteez kan
injoy
da winkin wifowt havvin to werk.

Rebecca

"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
On Nov 20, 11:23 pm, "Gramby" wrote:

Wiiilow sit down with her big notebook
Ok here is what we haz so furr
1. Gordon colors, predominantly green and white with navy stripes
2. Trudis drezz will bee white wiff a sash of da Gordon dress plads.
3. The weddink scarf, dat is rapped roun da paws durink da serimonee
will
also be in da Gorgon Pladd.
4. Jack and Harry will be wearink wearing Dress Gordon Tartans and Sukie
will be wearing a full length gown (kolor yetz not selected) wiff da
sash
ta
matches Trudis.
5. Willow will wear same colorz az Suckie, when her pickz, wiff da sahez
da samez
6. The Castle will beezlm ohhh, I kant fine da emailz wiff da namez on
itself. Sukie HELLLLPPP!
7. We Kan talk to da staff in da castle bout fudz so da fluffykitts kan
enjoyee da wedwink wiff out annie strzz.
Dat iz it so farr. Jack duz duz u haff da winkink kollar piked out furrr
Trudi anna Trudi duz u haff Jacks kolar piked out?
Jack u haz ta splain if diz oil fits in da cermonee and where itselfz
fitz.
nkle Dan needta kno diz. Him is writing itselfz.


Me dussnt know abaowt a winkwink collar Willow......is dis in pwace
offa wing? Fink Jack has sum ideerments fur dat..
But, mees bin wesearchin pwaces fur gettin mawwied n me furgot abaowt
Gwetna Gween!! It has de anvil n bwacksmith n sweep can call fur
gudgud wuck n dare is a big old coach fur wunnin away in!
.Beclaws Scotland is shut at Kissamouse n awl da hoomins is celebwatin
n eetin, , is eesy tu get booked ennyware n is soso
womantical.......oh myne gudness! Willow! Wat dus yu fink?? Myne dwess
is stipyulated by thu Bwides side, me wikes wongwong dwesses an wiff
me haffin dis wuxurious blak furz dat go wiff ennyfin, mees at yure
pwesure
De oil hasta be atta winking n de oldest, mostest wespected
offishiat.....umh....de purrson cawwien owt da winkin ceremuny anoints
Trudi n Jack so dat they is helfy an wejuvenated agen. Dat way dey
will enjoy da ceremuny n will be abul tu attend tu their gests n not
get zosted. Don't know how wong dat sacred oil wasts afturwurds doe.
Naow....Culzean Castle hassa elevator n de Eisenhower sweet has menny
bedwooms so fwuffykitts is catered fur. Gwetna Gween is onna wevel so
fwuffykitts happy dare awlso. Cood yu haffa wurd wiff Trudi an ask hur
bowt ware she wood wike tu havva ceremuny? Jack's happy if Trudi's
happy.
Naow on a purrsonal note Willow...silly Meomie sed Jack wus 20 yeers
old, but Jack's onny 18.5 years old...silly hoomin..she onny noticed
dis wen she wus gettin Jack his shots dis yeer....sigh....will dis
need tu be onna wedwink certificate cowwectly? Me fink so. Dus
effurykitty know dey arr welcum atta ceremuny or dus we havta invite
dems?
Oh my! Don't know abaowt yu Willow, but I cood use a fortifying
sherry....be my gest?
Sukie handin Willow a wittle sherry


Hihi Rebecca! Oh deer, wukes wike mees put myne paw in it! Ise awl neu
tu dis....blush I just want awl da gests tu havva gudgud tyme. I
fink da fluffykitts should havva howliday fwum wurkin n com as gests.
Wat yu fink?

Sukie


  #23  
Old November 23rd 11, 04:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

Piglett looks sideways at O T as he eats, yet again. Yepper I kant waite tu
cee ourmancats in dem kiltz. Effen if I knowz wun who will hafta go to a
tent and awnink kompany ta git wun made big enuf!

"Rebecca" wrote in message ...

Well, we iz alwaze happee to purrvide owrown servissez, but we wud be happee
to hav a brake dis time. Dat way we wud hav mor time to esplore Scotland.

Rebecca

"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Nov 22, 2:11 am, "Rebecca" wrote:
[Rebecca whispers in Sukie's ear]

Pssst, Sukie, da Fluffykitz dat Willow wuz tawkin bowt wuz owrown caterin
kumpanee. She wuz juss 'rangin fingz so dat da Fluffykitz kitteez kan
injoy
da winkin wifowt havvin to werk.

Rebecca

"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
On Nov 20, 11:23 pm, "Gramby" wrote:

Wiiilow sit down with her big notebook
Ok here is what we haz so furr”
1. Gordon colors, predominantly green and white with navy stripes
2. Trudi’s drezz will bee white wiff a sash of da Gordon dress plads.
3. The weddink scarf, dat is rapped roun da paws durink da serimonee
will
also be in da Gorgon Pladd.
4. Jack and Harry will be wearink wearing Dress Gordon Tartans and Sukie
will be wearing a full length gown (kolor yetz not selected) wiff da
sash
ta
matches Trudi’s.
5. Willow will wear same colorz az Suckie, when her pickz, wiff da sahez
da samez
6. The Castle will beezlm ohhh, I kan’t fine da emailz wiff da namez on
itself. Sukie HELLLLPPP!
7. We Kan talk to da staff in da castle bout fudz so da fluffykitts kan
enjoyee da wedwink wiff out annie strzz.
Dat iz it so farr. Jack duz duz u haff da winkink kollar piked out furrr
Trudi anna Trudi duz u haff Jack’s kolar piked out?
Jack u haz ta splain if diz oil fits in da cermonee and where itselfz
fitz.
nkle Dan needta kno diz. Him is writing itselfz.


Me dussnt know abaowt a winkwink collar Willow......is dis in pwace
offa wing? Fink Jack has sum ideerments fur dat..
But, mees bin wesearchin pwaces fur gettin mawwied n me furgot abaowt
Gwetna Gween!! It has de anvil n bwacksmith n sweep can call fur
gudgud wuck n dare is a big old coach fur wunnin away in!
.Beclaws Scotland is shut at Kissamouse n awl da hoomins is celebwatin
n eetin, , is eesy tu get booked ennyware n is soso
womantical.......oh myne gudness! Willow! Wat dus yu fink?? Myne dwess
is stipyulated by thu Bwides side, me wikes wongwong dwesses an wiff
me haffin dis wuxurious blak furz dat go wiff ennyfin, mees at yure
pwesure
De oil hasta be atta winking n de oldest, mostest wespected
offishiat.....umh....de purrson cawwien owt da winkin ceremuny anoints
Trudi n Jack so dat they is helfy an wejuvenated agen. Dat way dey
will enjoy da ceremuny n will be abul tu attend tu their gests n not
get zosted. Don't know how wong dat sacred oil wasts afturwurds doe.
Naow....Culzean Castle hassa elevator n de Eisenhower sweet has menny
bedwooms so fwuffykitts is catered fur. Gwetna Gween is onna wevel so
fwuffykitts happy dare awlso. Cood yu haffa wurd wiff Trudi an ask hur
bowt ware she wood wike tu havva ceremuny? Jack's happy if Trudi's
happy.
Naow on a purrsonal note Willow...silly Meomie sed Jack wus 20 yeers
old, but Jack's onny 18.5 years old...silly hoomin..she onny noticed
dis wen she wus gettin Jack his shots dis yeer....sigh....will dis
need tu be onna wedwink certificate cowwectly? Me fink so. Dus
effurykitty know dey arr welcum atta ceremuny or dus we havta invite
dems?
Oh my! Don't know abaowt yu Willow, but I cood use a fortifying
sherry....be my gest?
Sukie handin Willow a wittle sherry


Hihi Rebecca! Oh deer, wukes wike mees put myne paw in it! Ise awl neu
tu dis....blush I just want awl da gests tu havva gudgud tyme. I
fink da fluffykitts should havva howliday fwum wurkin n com as gests.
Wat yu fink?

Sukie

  #24  
Old November 23rd 11, 08:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

On Nov 23, 4:43*am, "Gramby" wrote:
Piglett looks sideways at O T as he eats, yet again. *Yepper I kant waite tu
cee ourmancats in dem kiltz. *Effen if I knowz wun who will hafta go to a
tent and awnink kompany ta git wun made big enuf!

"Rebecca" *wrote in ...

Yu knows Piglett, awl mancatz wuke gudgud inna kilt....effun
fwuff.......umh.....de more "padded" a mancat is de better his wegs
wuke in kiltz.....notted fare.
I hasta stop eetin sardines fur at leest a week befur a wedwinkin!
Sukie
  #25  
Old November 23rd 11, 08:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

On Nov 23, 4:29*am, "Rebecca" wrote:
Well, we iz alwaze happee to purrvide owrown servissez, but we wud be happee
to hav a brake dis time. Dat way we wud hav mor time to esplore Scotland.

Rebecca

"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
On Nov 22, 2:11 am, "Rebecca" wrote:



Yu knows dare is a gud pwace in Edinburgh to visit. De Dungeons....(I
know hoomins tend tu go dare an fwiten demselves) but dare arr de
BIGGEST mowsies in dem. Deys notted fwitened of kittiez doe, n suma
dem is kitty hunters - but itz funfun!

Sukie TGK
  #26  
Old November 23rd 11, 08:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

On Nov 23, 1:30*am, "Gramby" wrote:
Willow sits with Piglett making notes in the big notebook. *Wilow sighs, dat
iz one more fing finished, I iz furry pleazed at how fings iz kommink
together. *Fangu Piglett for finkink of da sisterz to talk to doze cats..

"The Two Sisters" *wrote in messagenews:117xiki8y3xng.15p0de24gk65y.dlg@40tude .net...

On Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:23:26 -0600, Gramby wrote:
7. * *We Kan talk to da staff in da castle bout fudz so da fluffykitts kan
enjoyee da wedwink *wiff out annie strzz.


[Two Zot girls are relaxing at their table over lunch; Oriane is on the
phone with Mactavish, a Scottish Fold kitty who knows the caterers in
Scotland, she writes down a few telephone numbers, and says goodbye to him]

Hokay Cyble, here is da numberz ob two catererz. I'll call one, you da
ofur...

[Meowing can be heard with "lobster", "Langostino" ,"mice in puff pastry",
"roast beast" and "salmon en crte" thrown about as the Cyble meowchats in
French to one...

The girls compare notes, and nod in agreement!]

Hokay Piglett, we haff a caterer!

A Scottish kitty who trained at the Cordon Bleu in Paris! Shez not cheap,
but she has eksellent cwedenshuls!

She makez fings wike Trout Mousse for an appetizer, salmon in a puff-pastry
crust...

We will haff a week ob gud eetink!

--
Purrs,

* * * * Cyble & Oriane

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/22/2011 7:30:40 PM


Oh my! Don't yu just wuff dat fwench akksent? Mais oui!
Ise getting sumfin furry speshal fur dem gurls!
Sukie, handin owt sherry to Piglett & Willow.
  #27  
Old November 23rd 11, 10:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Posts: 1,164
Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

Willow reads this and tells Sukie, I will start a "side Trip" paje if u
wantz I kan put diz doun on dere. She doesn't think too much of he big
mousies bu figues "why not"

"rafflescat" wrote in message
...

On Nov 23, 4:29 am, "Rebecca" wrote:
Well, we iz alwaze happee to purrvide owrown servissez, but we wud be
happee
to hav a brake dis time. Dat way we wud hav mor time to esplore Scotland.

Rebecca

"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
On Nov 22, 2:11 am, "Rebecca" wrote:



Yu knows dare is a gud pwace
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Sukie TGK

  #28  
Old November 23rd 11, 10:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Posts: 1,164
Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

Willow takes her glass and takes a sip. We needz a kno how mannie kredit
kardz dem needz. Dere iz Unkle Sergez, Grambys and Auntie Soft anna Unkle
Furry's. We kan askz Mosey for help if we needz to ta git deze fancie
chefz.

"rafflescat" wrote in message
...

On Nov 23, 1:30 am, "Gramby" wrote:
Willow sits with Piglett making notes in the big notebook. Wilow sighs,
dat
iz one more fing finished, I iz furry pleazed at how fings iz kommink
together. Fangu Piglett for finkink of da sisterz to talk to doze cats.

"The Two Sisters" wrote in
messagenews:117xiki8y3xng.15p0de24gk65y.dlg@40tude .net...

On Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:23:26 -0600, Gramby wrote:
7. We Kan talk to da staff in da castle bout fudz so da fluffykitts
kan
enjoyee da wedwink wiff out annie strzz.


[Two Zot girls are relaxing at their table over lunch; Oriane is on the
phone with Mactavish, a Scottish Fold kitty who knows the caterers in
Scotland, she writes down a few telephone numbers, and says goodbye to
him]

Hokay Cyble, here is da numberz ob two catererz. I'll call one, you da
ofur...

[Meowing can be heard with "lobster", "Langostino" ,"mice in puff pastry",
"roast beast" and "salmon en crte" thrown about as the Cyble meowchats
in
French to one...

The girls compare notes, and nod in agreement!]

Hokay Piglett, we haff a caterer!

A Scottish kitty who trained at the Cordon Bleu in Paris! Shez not cheap,
but she has eksellent cwedenshuls!

She makez fings wike Trout Mousse for an appetizer, salmon in a
puff-pastry
crust...

We will haff a week ob gud eetink!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/22/2011 7:30:40 PM


Oh my! Don't yu just wuff dat fwench akksent? Mais oui!
Ise getting sumfin furry speshal fur dem gurls!
Sukie, handin owt sherry to Piglett & Willow.

  #29  
Old November 24th 11, 10:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

dat iz beclawz i know jack iza right kitte fur minesef, anna i haz ursef
willow anna sukie da du da pwannin, trudi watin fur da nappin klazz ta
kontinue
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
No Trudi u duzent seem nerfuz, I iz till all diz gitz planned but u iz a
kewl as a kukumber.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

i izunt at all nerfuz, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Anti Mimzy heer
'Kalm daown Trudi, efferyfing wyl be umaky..Gibs da nurvus Trudi uh
'Majikal Whimsy Qat HUG"
n awl Trudi's wurriz goe uhwai. der, beddur?
yu kan put da ring on un nise ring on yer winkin coller.


ps i furgetted didja see da nowncmint/inbatatshun, ifin urown hoominz
pooter didunt getit let minesef know, trudi


trudi whisperz into willow and sukies ears, himz gifed minesef a
wunnerful gagmint ring atta ball, any pwain kollar will do... da ring iz
soo bootifulz


Sukie mine fren RELAX or uiz gonna haff a korniarie attak. Our drezzez
kan be blu of Gren, da same or one oz uz eachkolor. Da sashez will go
wiff eifther kolor. I iz glad to cee da castle is kalled "Culzean
Castle" will add dat to da lidst;

Sted of ringz whichez kan git kaught when cats klimb, winkink kollarz
are uzed. U kan git one wiff a faboritz stone on it or a sayink. I
wil ask Sundance anna O T ta help Jack wiff diz iffin we kan keep dem
out of da whiskynip long enuf.

Willow adding a few things to her list.

"rafflescat" wrote in message
...

On Nov 20, 11:23 pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Wiiilow sit down with her big notebook
Ok here is what we haz so furr"
1. Gordon colors, predominantly green and white with navy stripes
2. Trudi's drezz will bee white wiff a sash of da Gordon dress
plads.
3. The weddink scarf, dat is rapped roun da paws durink da
serimonee will
also be in da Gorgon Pladd.
4. Jack and Harry will be wearink wearing Dress Gordon Tartans and
Sukie
will be wearing a full length gown (kolor yetz not selected) wiff da
sash ta
matches Trudi's.
5. Willow will wear same colorz az Suckie, when her pickz, wiff da
sahez
da samez
6. The Wedwink will be in the "Culzean Castle"
7. We Kan talk to da staff in da castle bout fudz so da fluffykitts
kan
enjoyee da wedwink wiff out annie strzz.
Dat iz it so farr. Jack duz duz u haff da winkink kollar piked out
furrr
Trudi anna Trudi duz u haff Jack's kolar piked out?
Jack u haz ta splain if diz oil fits in da cermonee and where itselfz
fitz.
nkle Dan needta kno diz. Him is writing itselfz.

Me dussnt know abaowt a winkwink collar Willow......is dis in pwace
offa wing? Fink Jack has sum ideerments fur dat..
But, mees bin wesearchin pwaces fur gettin mawwied n me furgot abaowt
Gwetna Gween!! It has de anvil n bwacksmith n sweep can call fur
gudgud wuck n dare is a big old coach fur wunnin away in!
.Beclaws Scotland is shut at Kissamouse n awl da hoomins is celebwatin
n eetin, , is eesy tu get booked ennyware n is soso
womantical.......oh myne gudness! Willow! Wat dus yu fink?? Myne dwess
is stipyulated by thu Bwides side, me wikes wongwong dwesses an wiff
me haffin dis wuxurious blak furz dat go wiff ennyfin, mees at yure
pwesure
De oil hasta be atta winking n de oldest, mostest wespected
offishiat.....umh....de purrson cawwien owt da winkin ceremuny anoints
Trudi n Jack so dat they is helfy an wejuvenated agen. Dat way dey
will enjoy da ceremuny n will be abul tu attend tu their gests n not
get zosted. Don't know how wong dat sacred oil wasts afturwurds doe.
Naow....Culzean Castle hassa elevator n de Eisenhower sweet has menny
bedwooms so fwuffykitts is catered fur. Gwetna Gween is onna wevel so
fwuffykitts happy dare awlso. Cood yu haffa wurd wiff Trudi an ask hur
bowt ware she wood wike tu havva ceremuny? Jack's happy if Trudi's
happy.
Naow on a purrsonal note Willow...silly Meomie sed Jack wus 20 yeers
old, but Jack's onny 18.5 years old...silly hoomin..she onny noticed
dis wen she wus gettin Jack his shots dis yeer....sigh....will dis
need tu be onna wedwink certificate cowwectly? Me fink so. Dus
effurykitty know dey arr welcum atta ceremuny or dus we havta invite
dems?
Oh my! Don't know abaowt yu Willow, but I cood use a fortifying
sherry....be my gest?
Sukie handin Willow a wittle sherry






  #30  
Old November 24th 11, 10:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Wedwink Planz diz farr

gween iza wunnerful kulur, trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Nov 22, 1:21 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ps i furgetted didja see da nowncmint/inbatatshun, ifin urown hoominz
pooter
didunt getit let minesef know, trudi"Storrmmee"
wrote in message

...







trudi whisperz into willow and sukies ears, himz gifed minesef a
wunnerful
gagmint ring atta ball, any pwain kollar will do... da ring iz soo
bootifulz
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Sukie mine fren RELAX or uiz gonna haff a korniarie attak. Our drezzez
kan be blu of Gren, da same or one oz uz eachkolor. Da sashez will go
wiff eifther kolor. I iz glad to cee da castle is kalled "Culzean
Castle" will add dat to da lidst;


Sted of ringz whichez kan git kaught when cats klimb, winkink kollarz
are
uzed. U kan git one wiff a faboritz stone on it or a sayink. I wil ask
Sundance anna O T ta help Jack wiff diz iffin we kan keep dem out of da
whiskynip long enuf.


Willow adding a few things to her list.


"rafflescat" wrote in message
...


On Nov 20, 11:23 pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Wiiilow sit down with her big notebook
Ok here is what we haz so furr"
1. Gordon colors, predominantly green and white with navy stripes
2. Trudi's drezz will bee white wiff a sash of da Gordon dress
plads.
3. The weddink scarf, dat is rapped roun da paws durink da serimonee
will
also be in da Gorgon Pladd.
4. Jack and Harry will be wearink wearing Dress Gordon Tartans and
Sukie
will be wearing a full length gown (kolor yetz not selected) wiff da
sash ta
matches Trudi's.
5. Willow will wear same colorz az Suckie, when her pickz, wiff da
sahez
da samez
6. The Wedwink will be in the "Culzean Castle"
7. We Kan talk to da staff in da castle bout fudz so da fluffykitts
kan
enjoyee da wedwink wiff out annie strzz.
Dat iz it so farr. Jack duz duz u haff da winkink kollar piked out
furrr
Trudi anna Trudi duz u haff Jack's kolar piked out?
Jack u haz ta splain if diz oil fits in da cermonee and where itselfz
fitz.
nkle Dan needta kno diz. Him is writing itselfz.


Me dussnt know abaowt a winkwink collar Willow......is dis in pwace
offa wing? Fink Jack has sum ideerments fur dat..
But, mees bin wesearchin pwaces fur gettin mawwied n me furgot abaowt
Gwetna Gween!! It has de anvil n bwacksmith n sweep can call fur
gudgud wuck n dare is a big old coach fur wunnin away in!
.Beclaws Scotland is shut at Kissamouse n awl da hoomins is celebwatin
n eetin, , is eesy tu get booked ennyware n is soso
womantical.......oh myne gudness! Willow! Wat dus yu fink?? Myne dwess
is stipyulated by thu Bwides side, me wikes wongwong dwesses an wiff
me haffin dis wuxurious blak furz dat go wiff ennyfin, mees at yure
pwesure
De oil hasta be atta winking n de oldest, mostest wespected
offishiat.....umh....de purrson cawwien owt da winkin ceremuny anoints
Trudi n Jack so dat they is helfy an wejuvenated agen. Dat way dey
will enjoy da ceremuny n will be abul tu attend tu their gests n not
get zosted. Don't know how wong dat sacred oil wasts afturwurds doe.
Naow....Culzean Castle hassa elevator n de Eisenhower sweet has menny
bedwooms so fwuffykitts is catered fur. Gwetna Gween is onna wevel so
fwuffykitts happy dare awlso. Cood yu haffa wurd wiff Trudi an ask hur
bowt ware she wood wike tu havva ceremuny? Jack's happy if Trudi's
happy.
Naow on a purrsonal note Willow...silly Meomie sed Jack wus 20 yeers
old, but Jack's onny 18.5 years old...silly hoomin..she onny noticed
dis wen she wus gettin Jack his shots dis yeer....sigh....will dis
need tu be onna wedwink certificate cowwectly? Me fink so. Dus
effurykitty know dey arr welcum atta ceremuny or dus we havta invite
dems?
Oh my! Don't know abaowt yu Willow, but I cood use a fortifying
sherry....be my gest?
Sukie handin Willow a wittle sherry


[Sukie wukes sadly atta Meomie]
Yeth, me saw it just naow Trudi, fink bootcamp is onna cards inna New
Year fur sumwun [nuffur wuke atta Meomie].......Wood yu wike myne
dwess tu be gween - dat shade of eau de nil would be gud wiff me? Myne
eyes ar sutch a vivid gween, n dat shade inna tartun wood be gud....
yu fink?

Sukie, calm now, but still wonderin about the d*ggies.


 




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