Officer Reports, Pliz

well you knowz fudz iz veri impurtint, anna itz upta diskrimintatin mencatz
like owrselvezta see dat da komunity iz well fed, Chester, THE ingester
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Furry catsiderate uv yoo.

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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I wuuldint want anicat ta hafta eatz too muc, or ta let anifudz go
untazed, Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
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Yes, letz help.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
mayhpz you needz sum asissantz kitteez ta hep wif deze duteez, Chester,
hopefully
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:33:43 -0400, Adam wrote:

End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up soon. Cud
all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted repawts, pliz
post
repawt on how things going in yur area uv concern. Fangu.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah
i eet many fudz so i can be testink them for da catmunity.
unfurrtunitely all them fudz is eeted up so i will haff to eet strange
and new fudz to test them.
sekritary of fudz beauty

Dere iz a hooman song dat says WHAT PARDA NOOO DONT U UNNERSTAN?" We luffvs
Lew D. Cat, mostly kauze himself duzen liff here, aldough anofther boycat
wuden hurt. Neffer mine dat statezmentz u will be wantink ta send MH here
and we just dont needz more kitties. O T, having locked the front door and
the windows now looks to the littlle hole behind the washer by the pipe that
goes through the floor. Willow, bringz dat piece of wirey stuff dat garamby
uzez on da panz in da sink. We needz to kloze this whole too in kaze Auntie
Soft cides to sent dat cat in thru here. After trying to fill the hole, O T
finally gets himself back up on the dryer. Ummmm Willow, u haz got to go
put dat in da whole. I iz too fat, I meanz fluffy to get in dat liddle
spaze.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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wuuld it hep ifin you knewd she lukez like lewi P cat anna we thinkz she
iz hiz sisfur... but she iz veri little like willow... ok we haz 2 turkee
birdz, anna smoked ham...Trudi

PS, one turkeybird haz bof legz gone now
"Granby" wrote in message
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not effen wiff two turkeybirdiez. O T locking the windows now. We effen
gonna stop gramby frum looking at da pikturez of da new bitties atta
Unkle Hohn's houze.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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not efin ifin we throwz inna turkeybird??? Trudi, the hopeful
"Granby" wrote in message
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Dont bring herselfz herez, I alreadi haz two girlcats and dont want
nomorez. O T trying ti figure out how to turn the lock on the front
door.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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we hasta keep chekin at owrz howze, furri juzt putted a turkey bird
inna roazter onna bak patio, anna Stormmee anna OEJ iz in time owt
beclauze dey iz pikin on brbi, dey iz bein qwite mean to herownsef,
she wantsa a howze wif lezz kitteez dat won't pik on herown little
bitty self, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
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All da cats iz relaxink at Little Lake. It jus gotted too hot on
earf for a few dayz. Kom join da partie den maybe sum of us will kom
to da moonz againz. I wantz ta ride dere on sumphin with Harri, dat
in itzelf iz a venture.
"Booker" wrote in message
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Report ov da Diplocat to da Moon

Da moon is still der.

Weze gotz lots of fud. And no monsterz.

Were ar da touricats?

Booker

Adam wrote:
End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up soon.
Cud all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted repawts,
pliz post repawt on how things going in yur area uv concern. Fangu.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

spoilz spurt... butted you know ifin MH lifed wif yourownsefz, den der wuld
be two boycatz, anna two wif long hair, Trudi, who nefur givez up tryinta
move kitteez owtaa herown howze...

onze she tryda make me go lif wif unca serge, sayin mine wife kitte wanted
itsef, Tiger, shakin hizown head
"Granby" wrote in message
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Dere iz a hooman song dat says WHAT PARDA NOOO DONT U UNNERSTAN?" We
luffvs Lew D. Cat, mostly kauze himself duzen liff here, aldough anofther
boycat wuden hurt. Neffer mine dat statezmentz u will be wantink ta send
MH here and we just dont needz more kitties. O T, having locked the front
door and the windows now looks to the littlle hole behind the washer by
the pipe that goes through the floor. Willow, bringz dat piece of wirey
stuff dat garamby uzez on da panz in da sink. We needz to kloze this
whole too in kaze Auntie Soft cides to sent dat cat in thru here. After
trying to fill the hole, O T finally gets himself back up on the dryer.
Ummmm Willow, u haz got to go put dat in da whole. I iz too fat, I meanz
fluffy to get in dat liddle spaze.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
wuuld it hep ifin you knewd she lukez like lewi P cat anna we thinkz she
iz hiz sisfur... but she iz veri little like willow... ok we haz 2 turkee
birdz, anna smoked ham...Trudi

PS, one turkeybird haz bof legz gone now
"Granby" wrote in message
...
not effen wiff two turkeybirdiez. O T locking the windows now. We
effen gonna stop gramby frum looking at da pikturez of da new bitties
atta Unkle Hohn's houze.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
not efin ifin we throwz inna turkeybird??? Trudi, the hopeful
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Dont bring herselfz herez, I alreadi haz two girlcats and dont want
nomorez. O T trying ti figure out how to turn the lock on the front
door.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
we hasta keep chekin at owrz howze, furri juzt putted a turkey bird
inna roazter onna bak patio, anna Stormmee anna OEJ iz in time owt
beclauze dey iz pikin on brbi, dey iz bein qwite mean to herownsef,
she wantsa a howze wif lezz kitteez dat won't pik on herown little
bitty self, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
All da cats iz relaxink at Little Lake. It jus gotted too hot on
earf for a few dayz. Kom join da partie den maybe sum of us will
kom to da moonz againz. I wantz ta ride dere on sumphin with Harri,
dat in itzelf iz a venture.
"Booker" wrote in message
. ..
Report ov da Diplocat to da Moon

Da moon is still der.

Weze gotz lots of fud. And no monsterz.

Were ar da touricats?

Booker

Adam wrote:
End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up soon.
Cud all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted repawts,
pliz post repawt on how things going in yur area uv concern.
Fangu.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

I gafther Unkle Serge wazn pleazed bout dat. Anais haz him so spoiledz dat
him finkz he iz da onlee hooman dat kan be in her life and dat he kan onlee
takez kare of one kitty at a time.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
spoilz spurt... butted you know ifin MH lifed wif yourownsefz, den der
wuld be two boycatz, anna two wif long hair, Trudi, who nefur givez up
tryinta move kitteez owtaa herown howze...

onze she tryda make me go lif wif unca serge, sayin mine wife kitte wanted
itsef, Tiger, shakin hizown head
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Dere iz a hooman song dat says WHAT PARDA NOOO DONT U UNNERSTAN?" We
luffvs Lew D. Cat, mostly kauze himself duzen liff here, aldough anofther
boycat wuden hurt. Neffer mine dat statezmentz u will be wantink ta send
MH here and we just dont needz more kitties. O T, having locked the front
door and the windows now looks to the littlle hole behind the washer by
the pipe that goes through the floor. Willow, bringz dat piece of wirey
stuff dat garamby uzez on da panz in da sink. We needz to kloze this
whole too in kaze Auntie Soft cides to sent dat cat in thru here. After
trying to fill the hole, O T finally gets himself back up on the dryer.
Ummmm Willow, u haz got to go put dat in da whole. I iz too fat, I meanz
fluffy to get in dat liddle spaze.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
wuuld it hep ifin you knewd she lukez like lewi P cat anna we thinkz she
iz hiz sisfur... but she iz veri little like willow... ok we haz 2
turkee birdz, anna smoked ham...Trudi

PS, one turkeybird haz bof legz gone now
"Granby" wrote in message
...
not effen wiff two turkeybirdiez. O T locking the windows now. We
effen gonna stop gramby frum looking at da pikturez of da new bitties
atta Unkle Hohn's houze.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
not efin ifin we throwz inna turkeybird??? Trudi, the hopeful
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Dont bring herselfz herez, I alreadi haz two girlcats and dont want
nomorez. O T trying ti figure out how to turn the lock on the front
door.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
we hasta keep chekin at owrz howze, furri juzt putted a turkey bird
inna roazter onna bak patio, anna Stormmee anna OEJ iz in time owt
beclauze dey iz pikin on brbi, dey iz bein qwite mean to herownsef,
she wantsa a howze wif lezz kitteez dat won't pik on herown little
bitty self, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
All da cats iz relaxink at Little Lake. It jus gotted too hot on
earf for a few dayz. Kom join da partie den maybe sum of us will
kom to da moonz againz. I wantz ta ride dere on sumphin with
Harri, dat in itzelf iz a venture.
"Booker" wrote in message
. ..
Report ov da Diplocat to da Moon

Da moon is still der.

Weze gotz lots of fud. And no monsterz.

Were ar da touricats?

Booker

Adam wrote:
End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up soon.
Cud all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted repawts,
pliz post repawt on how things going in yur area uv concern.
Fangu.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

i didunt efin catsider mofin, i haz been here longer dan trudi, so i juzt
ignored herownsef, i hadda put up wif Missviolette bein da bosscat so itz
ezta ignore trudi, Tiger, lookin arownd, just a little nurfosli
"Granby" wrote in message
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I gafther Unkle Serge wazn pleazed bout dat. Anais haz him so spoiledz dat
him finkz he iz da onlee hooman dat kan be in her life and dat he kan onlee
takez kare of one kitty at a time.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
spoilz spurt... butted you know ifin MH lifed wif yourownsefz, den der
wuld be two boycatz, anna two wif long hair, Trudi, who nefur givez up
tryinta move kitteez owtaa herown howze...

onze she tryda make me go lif wif unca serge, sayin mine wife kitte
wanted itsef, Tiger, shakin hizown head
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Dere iz a hooman song dat says WHAT PARDA NOOO DONT U UNNERSTAN?" We
luffvs Lew D. Cat, mostly kauze himself duzen liff here, aldough
anofther boycat wuden hurt. Neffer mine dat statezmentz u will be
wantink ta send MH here and we just dont needz more kitties. O T, having
locked the front door and the windows now looks to the littlle hole
behind the washer by the pipe that goes through the floor. Willow,
bringz dat piece of wirey stuff dat garamby uzez on da panz in da sink.
We needz to kloze this whole too in kaze Auntie Soft cides to sent dat
cat in thru here. After trying to fill the hole, O T finally gets
himself back up on the dryer. Ummmm Willow, u haz got to go put dat in
da whole. I iz too fat, I meanz fluffy to get in dat liddle spaze.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
wuuld it hep ifin you knewd she lukez like lewi P cat anna we thinkz
she iz hiz sisfur... but she iz veri little like willow... ok we haz 2
turkee birdz, anna smoked ham...Trudi

PS, one turkeybird haz bof legz gone now
"Granby" wrote in message
...
not effen wiff two turkeybirdiez. O T locking the windows now. We
effen gonna stop gramby frum looking at da pikturez of da new bitties
atta Unkle Hohn's houze.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
not efin ifin we throwz inna turkeybird??? Trudi, the hopeful
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Dont bring herselfz herez, I alreadi haz two girlcats and dont want
nomorez. O T trying ti figure out how to turn the lock on the front
door.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
we hasta keep chekin at owrz howze, furri juzt putted a turkey bird
inna roazter onna bak patio, anna Stormmee anna OEJ iz in time owt
beclauze dey iz pikin on brbi, dey iz bein qwite mean to herownsef,
she wantsa a howze wif lezz kitteez dat won't pik on herown little
bitty self, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
All da cats iz relaxink at Little Lake. It jus gotted too hot on
earf for a few dayz. Kom join da partie den maybe sum of us will
kom to da moonz againz. I wantz ta ride dere on sumphin with
Harri, dat in itzelf iz a venture.
"Booker" wrote in message
. ..
Report ov da Diplocat to da Moon

Da moon is still der.

Weze gotz lots of fud. And no monsterz.

Were ar da touricats?

Booker

Adam wrote:
End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up
soon. Cud all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted
repawts, pliz post repawt on how things going in yur area uv
concern. Fangu.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:16:16 -0500, Granby's
nimble, little paws typed:

I gafther Unkle Serge wazn pleazed bout dat. Anais haz him so spoiledz dat
him finkz he iz da onlee hooman dat kan be in her life and dat he kan onlee
takez kare of one kitty at a time.

Dis iz nottid troo, I ketch him lukin at liddle
kittens online awl da time! Da troof ob da matter
iz dat I camed frum a cattery wif 20 gurl-catz, an
now dat I iz an onlee-cat, itz gonna stay dat
way!!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/30/2009 12:13:30 PM

On Jun 26, 5:33*am, Adam wrote:
End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up soon. Cud
all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted repawts, pliz post
repawt on how things going in yur area uv concern. Fangu.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Catamerica standz strong. Howsumeffur, I respkfullee rekweest
purrmission tu rekrewt a standing force.
Ralph de Ralf, Sekrettaree uv Defense

If yoo duz, kan dey kum help repel the trooder kitteez heer?

Sundance

"The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message
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On Jun 26, 5:33 am, Adam wrote:
End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up soon. Cud
all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted repawts, pliz post
repawt on how things going in yur area uv concern. Fangu.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Catamerica standz strong. Howsumeffur, I respkfullee rekweest
purrmission tu rekrewt a standing force.
Ralph de Ralf, Sekrettaree uv Defense

truder kitties needs fudz so iff we move the fudz they wont trude.
beauty



On Wed, 1 Jul 2009 13:54:36 -0700, "Rebecca"
wrote:

If yoo duz, kan dey kum help repel the trooder kitteez heer?

Sundance

"The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message
...
On Jun 26, 5:33 am, Adam wrote:
End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up soon. Cud
all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted repawts, pliz post
repawt on how things going in yur area uv concern. Fangu.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Catamerica standz strong. Howsumeffur, I respkfullee rekweest
purrmission tu rekrewt a standing force.
Ralph de Ralf, Sekrettaree uv Defense

On Jul 1, 1:54*pm, "Rebecca"
wrote:
If yoo duz, kan dey kum help repel the trooder kitteez heer?

Sundance

"The Ajo Clowder" wrote in ...
On Jun 26, 5:33 am, Adam wrote:

End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up soon. Cud
all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted repawts, pliz post
repawt on how things going in yur area uv concern. Fangu.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Catamerica standz strong. Howsumeffur, I respkfullee rekweest
purrmission tu rekrewt a standing force.
* Ralph de Ralf, Sekrettaree uv Defense

Dat, m'am, iz a kwestyun fur da Grand Pooh-Bah, hoo wud ordur uz intu
akshun. I kno we wud tack badhuminz, meend*gz, ana sew fourth, but I
dont kno if ar catdate wud ektend tu tacking uffur catz.