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Losing my tuchas (OY-T)
Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular basis.
One of my coworkers snuck up on me today and whispers to me, "You're losing your behind." And I asked her, "Is there any special reason you're watching my behind, because I'm a married lady." And she just said she noticed there was less butt since I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders. Today I knocked off 45 minutes on this thing called an elliptical machine. don't know how to describe it except after 45 minutes the monitors said I lost my lunch, literally: I'd eaten up, so to speak, 545 calories on the thing. Then i did my weights, and what was supposed to have bee 5 min utes on the treadmill turned into 30, because there are TV monitors attached and Jeopardy was on. Of course I had to ruin it by getting a chicken sandwich with fries afterward. I'm so sick of celery right now I could hit something. And so things don't get too OT, I look forward to going to bed. I'm beat. And Stosh will be there to give me my rubdown. Tomorrow I take my Little Guy in for his physical. I'm still nervous after Odessa-Dolly's trouble last year. Never mind that Stosh is as strong as an ox, and built like one. And after the appointment, not only do we expect over 90 degrees tomorrow, it's the Taste of Buffalo, the second largest food fair in the US. Only Chicago's is bigger. And of course we have to go. We have so little in Buffalo. We have to eat damn it! Say a few for my boy's doctor trip tomorrow please, and for my waistline. And my butt that threatens to hang on during a weekend food orgy. Blessed be, Baha -- Message posted via CatKB.com http://www.catkb.com/Uwe/Forums.aspx...dotes/200807/1 |
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"Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote in message news:8703c361ab596@uwe... Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular basis. One of my coworkers snuck up on me today and whispers to me, "You're losing your behind." And I asked her, "Is there any special reason you're watching my behind, because I'm a married lady." And she just said she noticed there was less butt since I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders. Today I knocked off 45 minutes on this thing called an elliptical machine. don't know how to describe it except after 45 minutes the monitors said I lost my lunch, literally: I'd eaten up, so to speak, 545 calories on the thing. Then i did my weights, and what was supposed to have bee 5 min utes on the treadmill turned into 30, because there are TV monitors attached and Jeopardy was on. Of course I had to ruin it by getting a chicken sandwich with fries afterward. I'm so sick of celery right now I could hit something. And so things don't get too OT, I look forward to going to bed. I'm beat. And Stosh will be there to give me my rubdown. Tomorrow I take my Little Guy in for his physical. I'm still nervous after Odessa-Dolly's trouble last year. Never mind that Stosh is as strong as an ox, and built like one. And after the appointment, not only do we expect over 90 degrees tomorrow, it's the Taste of Buffalo, the second largest food fair in the US. Only Chicago's is bigger. And of course we have to go. We have so little in Buffalo. We have to eat damn it! Say a few for my boy's doctor trip tomorrow please, and for my waistline. And my butt that threatens to hang on during a weekend food orgy. Blessed be, Baha God bless ya, Baha. I believe you and Stosh will make it through the weekend! Be careful of Buffalo Wings....:-) ^..^ Kathy and Woodgie |
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Kathy wrote:
God bless ya, Baha. I believe you and Stosh will make it through the weekend! Be careful of Buffalo Wings....:-) Stosh was pronounced Fine and Healthy, though a bit on the chunky side, and beat the snot out of the doctor when she trimmed his nails. She was also genuinely surprised when she learned we had acquired Marilyn's cats; she thought Stosh would have torn them to ribbons, but he is buddies with The Fella and treats China-Dolly like a little lady. She could not believe we had successful integration, thinking Stosh must be Sole and Absolute Ruler. The truth is our home is an oligarchy and Stosh is a swaggering figurehead, the true Mistress being Brandy. We survived wings and all the other evils at The Taste. This year they started offering smaller sample portion alternatives as well as health- conscious options. I can proudly say I ate, and did not cheat, and can hold my head high as I wipe the Frank's Red Hot off my lips. Blessed be, Baha -- Message posted via CatKB.com http://www.catkb.com/Uwe/Forums.aspx...dotes/200807/1 |
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Baha via CatKB.com wrote:
Stosh was pronounced Fine and Healthy, though a bit on the chunky side, and beat the snot out of the doctor when she trimmed his nails. snip Blessed be, Baha That's great to hear! Best wishes, Polonca and Soncek |
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"Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote in message news:8703c361ab596@uwe... Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular basis. (snip) I tried to sing the subject line to a tune by REM, bit it didn't scan. -- Theresa, Stinky and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
I tried to sing the subject line to a tune by REM, bit it didn't scan. LOL!! Try this: sing "my" as the two descending notes. Scans great that way. -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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wrote in message ... Kreisleriana wrote: I tried to sing the subject line to a tune by REM, bit it didn't scan. LOL!! Try this: sing "my" as the two descending notes. Scans great that way. (snort!) "Oh no, I ate too much." -- Theresa, Stinky and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
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"Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote in message news:8703c361ab596@uwe...
Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular basis. One of my coworkers snuck up on me today and whispers to me, "You're losing your behind." And I asked her, "Is there any special reason you're watching my behind, because I'm a married lady." And she just said she noticed there was less butt since I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders. Today I knocked off 45 minutes on this thing called an elliptical machine. don't know how to describe it except after 45 minutes the monitors said I lost my lunch, literally: I'd eaten up, so to speak, 545 calories on the thing. Then i did my weights, and what was supposed to have bee 5 min utes on the treadmill turned into 30, because there are TV monitors attached and Jeopardy was on. Of course I had to ruin it by getting a chicken sandwich with fries afterward. I'm so sick of celery right now I could hit something. And so things don't get too OT, I look forward to going to bed. I'm beat. And Stosh will be there to give me my rubdown. Tomorrow I take my Little Guy in for his physical. I'm still nervous after Odessa-Dolly's trouble last year. Never mind that Stosh is as strong as an ox, and built like one. And after the appointment, not only do we expect over 90 degrees tomorrow, it's the Taste of Buffalo, the second largest food fair in the US. Only Chicago's is bigger. And of course we have to go. We have so little in Buffalo. We have to eat damn it! Say a few for my boy's doctor trip tomorrow please, and for my waistline. And my butt that threatens to hang on during a weekend food orgy. Blessed be, Baha Purrs for Stosh's doctor trip. Good for you on the loss! If you lost it once, you can lose whatever you eat tomorrow. Joy |
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Good for the loss. Be glad someone noticed. I lost about 30 pounds, a dress
size and, much to my not wanting it a shoe size. Not ONE person noticed. Guess I should have worn baggy clothes for awhile!!!! "Joy" wrote in message . .. "Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote in message news:8703c361ab596@uwe... Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular basis. One of my coworkers snuck up on me today and whispers to me, "You're losing your behind." And I asked her, "Is there any special reason you're watching my behind, because I'm a married lady." And she just said she noticed there was less butt since I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders. Today I knocked off 45 minutes on this thing called an elliptical machine. don't know how to describe it except after 45 minutes the monitors said I lost my lunch, literally: I'd eaten up, so to speak, 545 calories on the thing. Then i did my weights, and what was supposed to have bee 5 min utes on the treadmill turned into 30, because there are TV monitors attached and Jeopardy was on. Of course I had to ruin it by getting a chicken sandwich with fries afterward. I'm so sick of celery right now I could hit something. And so things don't get too OT, I look forward to going to bed. I'm beat. And Stosh will be there to give me my rubdown. Tomorrow I take my Little Guy in for his physical. I'm still nervous after Odessa-Dolly's trouble last year. Never mind that Stosh is as strong as an ox, and built like one. And after the appointment, not only do we expect over 90 degrees tomorrow, it's the Taste of Buffalo, the second largest food fair in the US. Only Chicago's is bigger. And of course we have to go. We have so little in Buffalo. We have to eat damn it! Say a few for my boy's doctor trip tomorrow please, and for my waistline. And my butt that threatens to hang on during a weekend food orgy. Blessed be, Baha Purrs for Stosh's doctor trip. Good for you on the loss! If you lost it once, you can lose whatever you eat tomorrow. Joy |
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On Jul 11, 6:52*pm, "Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote:
I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders. My weakness- last Sunday I called for an Indian- for various reasons I haven;t used this place for a while and when I called the guy said "We thought you must have moved out of the area"-I am that well known to them! Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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