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Da loo-wow on da beech!
Oh yes, sownds lyke a wunnerfool idear. I wants sum tropikal clothes!! Rite
Girls? Jasmine Oh yes!!! Cougar Bring it on!! Um, can I bring my stuffed dolphin? Tahzha, who hasn't had time for shopping lately. "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:57:48 GMT, Julie Porter's nimble, little paws typed: Ime goeng tu shop until Chester comes bak, if ennywon wood like to join me. Dat wood be fun! Lucy I'll go wif yourownself, Lucy. I want to get one ov dose flowery Hawaiian moomooz. -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/18/2007 11:09:53 PM |
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Da loo-wow on da beech!
Sownds grate!!!
Moe grabs Piglette's paw and swings her (carefully of course) onto the beach, making sure her tail doesn't get wet by the waves. They walk up to the bar and order a Toonafishee speshul, made with fresh toona, lime juice, and liberal sprinklings of just-picked nip. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fudz iz a gud idermint, Piglette holds owt her paw and they start for the beach... letz get one of doze drinkz to go wif da fudz. Piglette meeee wrote in message ... Moe stops happy dancing around Piglette and turns politely to his date... Wud yu lyke to go onshore an tayst sum uf tha IggZotik fuds they has? They is smellin reely gud and ther is moosik an dansin an fuds an more fuds....did I say fuds?? |
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Da loo-wow on da beech!
On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:31:33 GMT, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
What an eggscellant idear! Cinder [The 'porter twinkles at Beauty and Cinder's home and a large, grey Chartreux in a dark suit steps out. He takes a wallet out of his inside pocket, strides up to the human and shows the human his badge and ID] Miaou! I eez zee Inspektor Jacques Chat-Clouseau of zee Gendarmerie-Feline de la France, and am heer on official biznez! Eet seems zat yew haff been a mean-mean hooman! Yur kitties tellz me dat you starves zem, and zat you did not preeviously allow zem to come on Community 'venturez! Do I haff to arrest you and send you to zee Devil's Island to correkt zees unakseptable behafior? -- à bientôt, Jacques 1/19/2007 10:16:49 AM |
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On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 16:10:47 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
On the Island the staff is busy with preparations for the night's party: the beach is groomed, carpenter-cats are erecting a large tents on the beach, setting up a well-stocked bar and a long buffet table. Other kitties are assembling a low kitty-sized sushi-bar, with silk cushions in front of it, and a dance floor. Cushions, deck chairs and blankets are spread over the beach, and strings of colorful paper lanterns are being hung. A small dance band is setting up under the tent. [As the sun sinks closer to the horizon, an observant kitty might notice the palm trees along the beach swaying in unison. There is no wind, but the palm are still swaying. Closer observation might reveal a kitten at the top of each palm tree, swinging their little bodies from side to side to get the trees to sway. As the trees get to swaying nicely, a kittenish voice can be heard - "One, two, three - toonas!". At the end of the countdown, each of the treetop kittens launches himself/herself to the top of the next palm tree in line. The swinging and swaying starts anew. "One, two, three - toonas!" Once again the kittens launch themselves, giggling and meowing, at the next palm tree in line. The kitten in the lead of the action is a long, skinny grey boy cat, looking a lot like Ranger. "One, two, three - toonas!" The next cat in the procession is a long-haired calico girl. This wouldn't be Ranger's next door neighbor, CaliCat, would it? "One, two, three - toonas!" Following these two are an assortment of kittens, some orange, some tortie, some grey - a wonderful assortment of kittens. "One, two, three - toonas! Hey, where's my treeeeee???" SPLASH At this, all the kittens scramble down their current trees to see what's happenened. They see a very surprised, very wet Ranger kitten swimming to the beach, having reached the end of the line of palm trees. "Hey, what - ow! Ow! OW! Getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!!!" The kittens look in on puzzlement as Ranger streaks past like a grey missile. As he passes them by, the kittens spot a tiny hermit crab clamped to the end of Ranger's tail. "Ow, ow, ow, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!!!". Ranger makes a grey blur all along the beach, moewing for help the entire time. Lilith and Sammy, sitting next to each and watching all of this, sigh in unison. As Ranger turns and comes closer to them, they turn to each other and nod. Sammy hunkers down, and at just the right moment hurls himself at Ranger's fast-moving form. They blend into an orange and grey ball of fur, rolling along the sandy beach. As they roll to a stop Lilith comes over, swats the crab attached to Ranger's tail tip up into the air, then makes a graceful leap into air and bats the crab towards the water. The crab, followed by a procession of playful kittens, makes a soft "plop" as it hits the waves.] Mama Lilith, you saveded me! Fangu, fangu, fangu!" [Ranger untangles himself from Sammy, strolls over to Lilith, and gives her a kiss on the nose.] Dat nasty crabmonster was trying to eat me, tail first! Ranger |
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Da loo-wow on da beech!
I like doin what you wants, Tiger, nap xpurrt
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:10:47 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble, little paws typed: Wake up Sunnydance, the sun is going down, letz get offa da beetsh an go in an get reddi furr da loo-ow. I'yl weer uh moomoo wiff fowlur printz, an I kno dat yu hab yur Cattyleena owtfit. Diz wyll be soosoo mutsh fun! layturr we kin kik da wet saynd on da beetsh...summytymez it maykez sparkz...didja effurr see dat??? Pitô.ônya Wow, Pitoonya! Dat moomoo iz da cat's miao! I'm on my wat to da shop to gettid won fur myownself! Tiger, you take a liddle nap, and I'll be bak soon! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/18/2007 2:47:17 PM |
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Da loo-wow on da beech!
I sure duz like tryin alla deze new taztez, mine hooman, Gramby likez new
fudz alzo dat iz purrt of why her iz sucha gud hooman, hersef letz uses try sum new stuffz, Piglette meeee wrote in message ... Sownds grate!!! Moe grabs Piglette's paw and swings her (carefully of course) onto the beach, making sure her tail doesn't get wet by the waves. They walk up to the bar and order a Toonafishee speshul, made with fresh toona, lime juice, and liberal sprinklings of just-picked nip. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fudz iz a gud idermint, Piglette holds owt her paw and they start for the beach... letz get one of doze drinkz to go wif da fudz. Piglette meeee wrote in message ... Moe stops happy dancing around Piglette and turns politely to his date... Wud yu lyke to go onshore an tayst sum uf tha IggZotik fuds they has? They is smellin reely gud and ther is moosik an dansin an fuds an more fuds....did I say fuds?? |
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:36:18 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed: I like doin what you wants, Tiger, nap xpurrt Hokay, sweetie. I'll be bak wif my flowery moomoo an sum offur stuff. I'll wake yourownself up when I getz bak, den we can go to da loo-wow. Luks like we'll be eatink well tonite, me luf! [plants smoochie on Tiger's head] -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/19/2007 2:43:58 PM |
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Da loo-wow on da beech!
smoochiez...zzzzz Tiger alreadi owt
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:36:18 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: I like doin what you wants, Tiger, nap xpurrt Hokay, sweetie. I'll be bak wif my flowery moomoo an sum offur stuff. I'll wake yourownself up when I getz bak, den we can go to da loo-wow. Luks like we'll be eatink well tonite, me luf! [plants smoochie on Tiger's head] -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 1/19/2007 2:43:58 PM |
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Da loo-wow on da beech!
On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:22:29 -0500, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
wrote: On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:31:33 GMT, John Ross Mc Master wrote: What an eggscellant idear! Cinder [The 'porter twinkles at Beauty and Cinder's home and a large, grey Chartreux in a dark suit steps out. He takes a wallet out of his inside pocket, strides up to the human and shows the human his badge and ID] Miaou! I eez zee Inspektor Jacques Chat-Clouseau of zee Gendarmerie-Feline de la France, and am heer on official biznez! Eet seems zat yew haff been a mean-mean hooman! Yur kitties tellz me dat you starves zem, and zat you did not preeviously allow zem to come on Community 'venturez! Do I haff to arrest you and send you to zee Devil's Island to correkt zees unakseptable behafior? WHAT! An inspector! It's not the way they said... I have Beauty on diet food because the vet said so. I'm not starving her. And Cinder didn't attend last year because we didn't know about the adventures. I'm innocent. Sekretary John he doesn't feed me enuf fudz. i'd be starvink if it werent for the choonas on young iland. beauty |
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Da loo-wow on da beech!
On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:33:55 -0800, Ranger Greykitten
wrote: On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 16:10:47 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote: On the Island the staff is busy with preparations for the night's party: the beach is groomed, carpenter-cats are erecting a large tents on the beach, setting up a well-stocked bar and a long buffet table. Other kitties are assembling a low kitty-sized sushi-bar, with silk cushions in front of it, and a dance floor. Cushions, deck chairs and blankets are spread over the beach, and strings of colorful paper lanterns are being hung. A small dance band is setting up under the tent. [As the sun sinks closer to the horizon, an observant kitty might notice the palm trees along the beach swaying in unison. There is no wind, but the palm are still swaying. Closer observation might reveal a kitten at the top of each palm tree, swinging their little bodies from side to side to get the trees to sway. As the trees get to swaying nicely, a kittenish voice can be heard - "One, two, three - toonas!". At the end of the countdown, each of the treetop kittens launches himself/herself to the top of the next palm tree in line. The swinging and swaying starts anew. "One, two, three - toonas!" Once again the kittens launch themselves, giggling and meowing, at the next palm tree in line. The kitten in the lead of the action is a long, skinny grey boy cat, looking a lot like Ranger. "One, two, three - toonas!" The next cat in the procession is a long-haired calico girl. This wouldn't be Ranger's next door neighbor, CaliCat, would it? "One, two, three - toonas!" Following these two are an assortment of kittens, some orange, some tortie, some grey - a wonderful assortment of kittens. "One, two, three - toonas! Hey, where's my treeeeee???" SPLASH At this, all the kittens scramble down their current trees to see what's happenened. They see a very surprised, very wet Ranger kitten swimming to the beach, having reached the end of the line of palm trees. "Hey, what - ow! Ow! OW! Getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!!!" The kittens look in on puzzlement as Ranger streaks past like a grey missile. As he passes them by, the kittens spot a tiny hermit crab clamped to the end of Ranger's tail. "Ow, ow, ow, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!!!". Ranger makes a grey blur all along the beach, moewing for help the entire time. Lilith and Sammy, sitting next to each and watching all of this, sigh in unison. As Ranger turns and comes closer to them, they turn to each other and nod. Sammy hunkers down, and at just the right moment hurls himself at Ranger's fast-moving form. They blend into an orange and grey ball of fur, rolling along the sandy beach. As they roll to a stop Lilith comes over, swats the crab attached to Ranger's tail tip up into the air, then makes a graceful leap into air and bats the crab towards the water. The crab, followed by a procession of playful kittens, makes a soft "plop" as it hits the waves.] Mama Lilith, you saveded me! Fangu, fangu, fangu!" [Ranger untangles himself from Sammy, strolls over to Lilith, and gives her a kiss on the nose.] Dat nasty crabmonster was trying to eat me, tail first! Ranger Beauty fishes the bad crabmonster out of the water, smashes its shell, and eats the meat. ranger, it will neffer trubble you again, and i needed the snack. beauty |
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