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  #21  
Old April 15th 12, 08:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Uhpun mine word, I yam sowree.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Der yew goh, bein' punny' ugin, Pitô.ônya.
Mosey--groaning

Shore, i wyll kum uhlong, an shar da drivin tuu.
I yam uh gudgud driffurr. Meowmee sez so.
(Hur sez I drife hur krazy sumtymez.)

--
Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee


...
Me! I will hewp! Maybe Toonya wud like to go, too. We kud shar da
drivin, or she kud juss ride along if she duznt want to drive.

Sundance


I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across
Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An
dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies
fur dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch
of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle
balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations
in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties
to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure,
dere is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da
trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across
da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an
to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri




  #22  
Old April 15th 12, 08:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:00:19 -0700, Rebecca wrote:

I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon
fren
dat livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt
how
to stop doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur
hizself an let yoo kno whut he sez.

Rebecca


Dat would be egzellent! Fangu.

Harri

u mite wanna leve sum skettee an uh bowl ov waddur...dattel keep dem
b-z.
--
Pitô.ônya

  #23  
Old April 15th 12, 10:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Ize lyke to drife too, iffin derz nuf trukz.

Fangu.

Booker


Dere certainly iz! You can haf trucks 7 and 8.

Harri
  #24  
Old April 16th 12, 12:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Apr 15, 5:04*am, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:59:51 -0700, Booker wrote:
Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum
helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not
drifin to enjoy.


Booker


Furry good! Ok, Snowflake, you can haf trucks number 3 an 4. Booker, do
you want to go with Snowflake, or do you want to drive too? Who else
wants to do some drivin? Meowy, duz you wantz to drife?

Harri


Yess ai wil! I wil drife!
Wessee gnaow, ai juts turnz a kee, an i poosh a butten, an deefwate da
fingy onda fwwor wif mine bak paw, and den it goez ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
RRURRRRUURR, an den we goez awf down da hiweigh. Wheeee!

Duz dat sound aboutted wite?
Ware is da kee fingy?

Meowy, twying not to wememfur hurking inda meowmie metalmonstur
  #25  
Old April 16th 12, 12:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:59:51 -0700, Booker wrote:

Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum
helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not
drifin to enjoy.

Booker


Furry good! Ok, Snowflake, you can haf trucks number 3 an 4. Booker, do
you want to go with Snowflake, or do you want to drive too? Who else
wants to do some drivin? Meowy, duz you wantz to drife?


Harri


Meowy and ai kan bof drive n sew kan PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps
Weh r awl redy tew hulp. yeUP

Mosey fur hiz home.
  #26  
Old April 16th 12, 01:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Lucy Lu climbs into truck number 6. She puts on her driving gloves and
sun glasses. I is ready.

Samwise gets on the radio to Lucy, Be sure to check that all the light
on the panel are green before you start the engine. Lucy looks at the
panel and the light are green. She starts the engine and is on the road
to Arifurzona.

Lucy Lu


[Harri climbs in to the control center of truck number 1 and gets all the
subsystems running, makes sure that she's got a good view of the kitties
in the other trucks on her computer screen, and engages the autopilot.
All dozen of the trucks pull out on to the road, forming a long convoy of
kitty-driven trucks rolling down the highway.

Ranger teleports into Harri's cab, asking if he can be of any help. When
Harri indicates that everything's cool, Ranger grabs a plate of roast
beast out of the frig and stretches out on the dash board, watching the
world go by. He gets out his catellite phone and calls Pipps, inviting
her to come join him.

Pipps ansurz herown catellite phone n sez hur wud wuf tew beh wif Ranger .
'ai kan drive reel gud tew" hur telz hym

As the convoy approaches a weigh station south of Fresno, the human
operator observes the long string of trucks and presses the button
turning off the automated bypass signal - he wants this long string of
trucks to get signalled into the weight station so that he can examine
their bills of lading. As soon as the human turns his back, the weigh
station's kitty climbs up on the control panel and presses the "bypass"
button, which signals the trucks that they don't need to stop. As the
lead truck, driven by Lucy Lu, roars past the weight station, the station
kitty waves in salute.]

Gud going Lucy Lu,

Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps, (hoo wuntz tew beh wif Ranger)
  #27  
Old April 16th 12, 02:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Apr 15, 4:56*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:59:51 -0700, Booker wrote:
Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum
helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not
drifin to enjoy.


Booker
Furry good! Ok, Snowflake, you can haf trucks number 3 an 4. Booker, do
you want to go with Snowflake, or do you want to drive too? Who else
wants to do some drivin? Meowy, duz you wantz to drife?
Harri


Meowy and ai kan bof drive n sew kan PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps
Weh r *awl redy tew hulp. yeUP

Mosey fur hiz home.


Jump in mine Mosey..qwik hoowy up! Da twuk iss MOOFING.
Yoo can heer itted..RRRRURRURRURR WOOMPA BOOM ZOOM..
Heer we goooooooo
MeOwy, gotted da steewing weel.
Tayk da weel Mosey ai gotta doo sumfin on da dashbord
  #28  
Old April 16th 12, 03:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Nawt tew wury Pi2nya, n dunt yew beh sowree. Nope
Yer punz r vury gud unez, yeUP
Yew 'gotz' tew keepz uh senze uf humur.

Mosey--waffing at da Grand Pooh Bah


Uhpun mine word, I yam sowree.

--
Pitô.ônya


"Mosey =^..^=

Der yew goh, bein' punny' ugin, Pitô.ônya.
Mosey--groaning

Shore, i wyll kum uhlong, an shar da drivin tuu.
I yam uh gudgud driffurr. Meowmee sez so.
(Hur sez I drife hur krazy sumtymez.)

--
Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee


...
Me! I will hewp! Maybe Toonya wud like to go, too. We kud shar da drivin,
or she kud juss ride along if she duznt want to drive.

Sundance


I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur
dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere
is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da
trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri



  #29  
Old April 16th 12, 04:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon fren
dat livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt how
to stop doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur
hizself an let yoo kno whut he sez.

Rebecca


Dat would be egzellent! Fangu.

Harri

u mite wanna leve sum skettee an uh bowl ov waddur...dattel keep dem b-z.

--
Pitô.ônya


yeUP, ulso, owr Meomie n Paw uzta hab sum raccoonz dat wived en uh tree en
der yard, n dey kamed IN
owr house n eeted our kibbulz n den warshd der handz en OWR wadder dish..et
wuz funni, Meomie sed.
Dem raccoonz ulso wike kibblez, walnutz, aigs, n skettee tew.
Iffen yew seh iny raccoonz en da daytyme, dem 'mite' beh sik wif da rabiez,
sew beh' vury' kareful!!
Silli Meomie usta uz da red dot fingy at nte wen dem wuz owt syde da fense,
n dem raccoonz wud follo et, n dat mayde hurself waff lotz.
Une tyme uh baby racoon (dey r kalld 'kits') gotted stuk ina hole en da
fense but hizown meomie goted him owt.
Wen Meomie shyned uh flashlite en da big twee, at nite, dem growld wike
bearz. Waow.
Meomie telz meh storiez abaowt lotza fingz B4 ai wuz borned. yeUP.
Hur showd meh sum pixshurz uf da raccoonz n da swirlz dat wud kome entew da
hows fur der peenutz.
ai wyl beh 10 yeerz old on May furzt.
ai luff mai Meomie n Paw.
Mosey
..

  #30  
Old April 16th 12, 06:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Apr 15, 8:07*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon fren
dat livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt how
to stop doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur
hizself an let yoo kno whut he sez.


Rebecca


Dat would be egzellent! Fangu.


Harri


u mite wanna leve sum skettee an uh bowl ov waddur...dattel keep dem b-z..

--
Pitô.ônya


yeUP, ulso, owr Meomie n Paw *uzta hab sum raccoonz dat wived en uh tree en
der yard, n dey kamed IN
owr house n eeted our kibbulz n den warshd der handz en OWR wadder dish..et
wuz funni, Meomie sed.
Dem raccoonz ulso wike kibblez, walnutz, aigs, n skettee tew.
Iffen yew seh iny raccoonz en da daytyme, dem 'mite' beh sik wif da rabiez,
sew beh' vury' kareful!!
Silli Meomie usta uz da red dot fingy at nte wen dem *wuz owt syde da fense,
n dem raccoonz *wud follo et, n dat mayde hurself waff lotz.
Une tyme uh baby racoon (dey r kalld 'kits') *gotted stuk ina hole en da
fense *but hizown meomie goted him owt.
Wen Meomie shyned uh flashlite en da big twee, at nite, *dem growld wike
bearz. Waow.
Meomie telz meh storiez abaowt lotza fingz B4 ai wuz borned. *yeUP.
Hur showd meh sum pixshurz uf da raccoonz n da swirlz dat wud kome entew da
hows fur der peenutz.
ai wyl beh 10 yeerz old on May furzt.
ai luff mai Meomie n Paw.
Mosey
.


MOSEY behind the wheel and MeOwy riding the dashboard are starting to
move across the loading lot in their big truck after two or three
sudden lurches which cause Meowy to tumble off the dash and bounce off
the seat onto the floor after bumping the CB radio which falls into
Meowy's paws and startles her with its crackling until she hears the
voice of Pipps repeating "Ranger are you there, braker braker Ranger
come in".

Meowy excitedly informs her wink Mosey about the CB and as they roll
out of the loading area thru the parking lot and onto the road, Meowy
meows loudly into the mike "BWAKER BWAKER WE AR ON DA MOOF!"

The massive truck rolls smoothly onto the highway as Mosey masterfully
manipulates the autopilot (having learned not to push on the bumpity-
bump button).

Meowy has resumed her pilot's position on the dash and and is giving
instructions to Mosey to get the truck in line with the convoy "WEFT
now WITE, GEE and HAW, TACK TO STARBORD, WHOAA"

Although the results involved lots of swerving, slowing and speeding
up, Meowy is finally dislodged again from the dash after a
particularly shrill command for a sudden lane change and she sits up
against her wink behind the wheel and they watch the world speed by
them with wide eyes on their way to help save the day.

Doodifully entered Monday, in the kittie trabble log
 




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