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Old December 22nd 03, 01:02 AM
coopercats
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2 gray kittees run thru thu rum! sliddin' on thu tiles.
"thu door iz open! thu door iz open. thayr's burdies owt thare! Weee!"
Hi, kittees, in btween lukin at burdies, we want 2 introdoos rselves!
I'm Mollie. I'm uh liddul gurl wit' short hairs. mine eys r green with
oranj circuls.
I'm Sweet William Tufton (mi 1st name wuz Tufty but mom liks Sweet
William bettur). I haf tufty eers & uh grate plumey tayl. Mom ses I
am growin bi leeps & bownds. Mollie & I r sisfur & brufur & we r both
gray, gray.
But, brofur, i hav almost haf sum rings on mine tayl. & u don't!
oooohhh, burdies agin!!! by, weeeel tawk latur! M & SW
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Old December 22nd 03, 02:59 AM
Miss Violette
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welcome to the community, Miss Violette, hoping these kittens don't make
soft want to foster another one
coopercats wrote in message
om...
2 gray kittees run thru thu rum! sliddin' on thu tiles.
"thu door iz open! thu door iz open. thayr's burdies owt thare! Weee!"
Hi, kittees, in btween lukin at burdies, we want 2 introdoos rselves!
I'm Mollie. I'm uh liddul gurl wit' short hairs. mine eys r green with
oranj circuls.
I'm Sweet William Tufton (mi 1st name wuz Tufty but mom liks Sweet
William bettur). I haf tufty eers & uh grate plumey tayl. Mom ses I
am growin bi leeps & bownds. Mollie & I r sisfur & brufur & we r both
gray, gray.
But, brofur, i hav almost haf sum rings on mine tayl. & u don't!
oooohhh, burdies agin!!! by, weeeel tawk latur! M & SW



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Old December 22nd 03, 02:59 AM
Miss Violette
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welcome to the community, Miss Violette, hoping these kittens don't make
soft want to foster another one
coopercats wrote in message
om...
2 gray kittees run thru thu rum! sliddin' on thu tiles.
"thu door iz open! thu door iz open. thayr's burdies owt thare! Weee!"
Hi, kittees, in btween lukin at burdies, we want 2 introdoos rselves!
I'm Mollie. I'm uh liddul gurl wit' short hairs. mine eys r green with
oranj circuls.
I'm Sweet William Tufton (mi 1st name wuz Tufty but mom liks Sweet
William bettur). I haf tufty eers & uh grate plumey tayl. Mom ses I
am growin bi leeps & bownds. Mollie & I r sisfur & brufur & we r both
gray, gray.
But, brofur, i hav almost haf sum rings on mine tayl. & u don't!
oooohhh, burdies agin!!! by, weeeel tawk latur! M & SW



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Old December 22nd 03, 07:02 AM
Sylvia M.
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Hiya Mollie an Sweet William Tufton.

Yu sownd cute, wiff yur Tuffted Eerz an fluffy tayle, Sweet William Tufton.
Iz gotted Tuffted Eerz tuu, datz wy I yam Purrzident of da Tuffted Eerz
Club.

An Molly, I hadda gudgud frend naymed Molly, butted hur mooft uhway.

Heow old r u???

Yu sownd like funfun kitteez.

Dyna, frendlee lyke



"coopercats" wrote in message
om...
2 gray kittees run thru thu rum! sliddin' on thu tiles.
"thu door iz open! thu door iz open. thayr's burdies owt thare! Weee!"
Hi, kittees, in btween lukin at burdies, we want 2 introdoos rselves!
I'm Mollie. I'm uh liddul gurl wit' short hairs. mine eys r green with
oranj circuls.
I'm Sweet William Tufton (mi 1st name wuz Tufty but mom liks Sweet
William bettur). I haf tufty eers & uh Sweet William Tufton . Mom ses I
am growin bi leeps & bownds. Mollie & I r sisfur & brufur & we r both
gray, gray.
But, brofur, i hav almost haf sum rings on mine tayl. & u don't!
oooohhh, burdies agin!!! by, weeeel tawk latur! M & SW



  #5  
Old December 22nd 03, 07:02 AM
Sylvia M.
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Hiya Mollie an Sweet William Tufton.

Yu sownd cute, wiff yur Tuffted Eerz an fluffy tayle, Sweet William Tufton.
Iz gotted Tuffted Eerz tuu, datz wy I yam Purrzident of da Tuffted Eerz
Club.

An Molly, I hadda gudgud frend naymed Molly, butted hur mooft uhway.

Heow old r u???

Yu sownd like funfun kitteez.

Dyna, frendlee lyke



"coopercats" wrote in message
om...
2 gray kittees run thru thu rum! sliddin' on thu tiles.
"thu door iz open! thu door iz open. thayr's burdies owt thare! Weee!"
Hi, kittees, in btween lukin at burdies, we want 2 introdoos rselves!
I'm Mollie. I'm uh liddul gurl wit' short hairs. mine eys r green with
oranj circuls.
I'm Sweet William Tufton (mi 1st name wuz Tufty but mom liks Sweet
William bettur). I haf tufty eers & uh Sweet William Tufton . Mom ses I
am growin bi leeps & bownds. Mollie & I r sisfur & brufur & we r both
gray, gray.
But, brofur, i hav almost haf sum rings on mine tayl. & u don't!
oooohhh, burdies agin!!! by, weeeel tawk latur! M & SW



  #6  
Old December 22nd 03, 03:29 PM
coopercats
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Hi, Miss Dyna! U sownd nice 2! we r bowt fife months old. R 1st mom liffed
next door but hur papa died & she went 2 keep hur mom compny & cudn't keep
us compny.
so, r nu mom sed she wud like 2 gif us uh home. r 1st mom had fixt whu wussnt
brok & TOOK R KLAWS! & got us stiked with needuls.
R nu mom ses she wudn't haff takken r klaws but it iz 2 2 late.
Mollie mostly plays but sumtimes Babette hisses att hur & chases hur.
Me, Sweet William, I wrestle with Baby Kitty. He iz 'bowt twict my size,
but he restles fair & we haff fun.
Mom reeds 2 us bowt thu Road Trip & sumtimes Baby Kitty 'ports back, we think
it sownds like lots uf fun.
(hoomin: Baby Kitty has claws but doesn't use them. And, of course,
if things get rough, Sweet William could run away from the wrestling
ring.)


"Sylvia M." wrote in message ...
Hiya Mollie an Sweet William Tufton.

Yu sownd cute, wiff yur Tuffted Eerz an fluffy tayle, Sweet William Tufton.
Iz gotted Tuffted Eerz tuu, datz wy I yam Purrzident of da Tuffted Eerz
Club.

An Molly, I hadda gudgud frend naymed Molly, butted hur mooft uhway.

Heow old r u???

Yu sownd like funfun kitteez.

Dyna, frendlee lyke



"coopercats" wrote in message
om...
2 gray kittees run thru thu rum! sliddin' on thu tiles.
"thu door iz open! thu door iz open. thayr's burdies owt thare! Weee!"
Hi, kittees, in btween lukin at burdies, we want 2 introdoos rselves!
I'm Mollie. I'm uh liddul gurl wit' short hairs. mine eys r green with
oranj circuls.
I'm Sweet William Tufton (mi 1st name wuz Tufty but mom liks Sweet
William bettur). I haf tufty eers & uh Sweet William Tufton . Mom ses I
am growin bi leeps & bownds. Mollie & I r sisfur & brufur & we r both
gray, gray.
But, brofur, i hav almost haf sum rings on mine tayl. & u don't!
oooohhh, burdies agin!!! by, weeeel tawk latur! M & SW

  #7  
Old December 22nd 03, 03:29 PM
coopercats
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Hi, Miss Dyna! U sownd nice 2! we r bowt fife months old. R 1st mom liffed
next door but hur papa died & she went 2 keep hur mom compny & cudn't keep
us compny.
so, r nu mom sed she wud like 2 gif us uh home. r 1st mom had fixt whu wussnt
brok & TOOK R KLAWS! & got us stiked with needuls.
R nu mom ses she wudn't haff takken r klaws but it iz 2 2 late.
Mollie mostly plays but sumtimes Babette hisses att hur & chases hur.
Me, Sweet William, I wrestle with Baby Kitty. He iz 'bowt twict my size,
but he restles fair & we haff fun.
Mom reeds 2 us bowt thu Road Trip & sumtimes Baby Kitty 'ports back, we think
it sownds like lots uf fun.
(hoomin: Baby Kitty has claws but doesn't use them. And, of course,
if things get rough, Sweet William could run away from the wrestling
ring.)


"Sylvia M." wrote in message ...
Hiya Mollie an Sweet William Tufton.

Yu sownd cute, wiff yur Tuffted Eerz an fluffy tayle, Sweet William Tufton.
Iz gotted Tuffted Eerz tuu, datz wy I yam Purrzident of da Tuffted Eerz
Club.

An Molly, I hadda gudgud frend naymed Molly, butted hur mooft uhway.

Heow old r u???

Yu sownd like funfun kitteez.

Dyna, frendlee lyke



"coopercats" wrote in message
om...
2 gray kittees run thru thu rum! sliddin' on thu tiles.
"thu door iz open! thu door iz open. thayr's burdies owt thare! Weee!"
Hi, kittees, in btween lukin at burdies, we want 2 introdoos rselves!
I'm Mollie. I'm uh liddul gurl wit' short hairs. mine eys r green with
oranj circuls.
I'm Sweet William Tufton (mi 1st name wuz Tufty but mom liks Sweet
William bettur). I haf tufty eers & uh Sweet William Tufton . Mom ses I
am growin bi leeps & bownds. Mollie & I r sisfur & brufur & we r both
gray, gray.
But, brofur, i hav almost haf sum rings on mine tayl. & u don't!
oooohhh, burdies agin!!! by, weeeel tawk latur! M & SW

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Old December 22nd 03, 08:11 PM
The Fur Conspiracy
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Purreeepp!

Kitzenz, hi! [Watching two smaller, gray furs slide past like
animated hockey pucks.] To da rpcc welkomm! If get troo effer yew do
slidinz aboutz and wachin da burdz, find sum trubblez to do togezzer
mebbe we can? Gudgud timez here we haffing, effen sumtimez partiez an
ozzer reezonz to hav fud an napz an lunch an gamez an dinnerz an
zelebrationmentz an midnite snakz an chazin da greeblngz an alzo
evfurryday da breakfazt an evven sumtimez da o-dark-thirty kraziez!
Da (Furry) Fred me iz, being in charge of rugness an zuch fingz, alzo
iz being graytabby mainecoon-mostly alzo green mine eyez they are.

We all welkomz u to da rpcc!!
Mr. (F) F

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
  #9  
Old December 22nd 03, 08:11 PM
The Fur Conspiracy
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Purreeepp!

Kitzenz, hi! [Watching two smaller, gray furs slide past like
animated hockey pucks.] To da rpcc welkomm! If get troo effer yew do
slidinz aboutz and wachin da burdz, find sum trubblez to do togezzer
mebbe we can? Gudgud timez here we haffing, effen sumtimez partiez an
ozzer reezonz to hav fud an napz an lunch an gamez an dinnerz an
zelebrationmentz an midnite snakz an chazin da greeblngz an alzo
evfurryday da breakfazt an evven sumtimez da o-dark-thirty kraziez!
Da (Furry) Fred me iz, being in charge of rugness an zuch fingz, alzo
iz being graytabby mainecoon-mostly alzo green mine eyez they are.

We all welkomz u to da rpcc!!
Mr. (F) F

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
  #10  
Old December 22nd 03, 08:24 PM
Sonam Dasara
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HiHi Kitteez!

I'ze Anaïs, anna I'ze a twee anna haff year old Poisian, wit longlong
furz anna big copper eyez. I'ze in charge uv dekoratin de furniture an
grembling races in da wee hours. Anna I mite be de only kittie on rpcc dat
likez a baff!

Welcum anna Meowir Kissamouse! I'ze onna da road twip wif my fren Tiger!

Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC.

coopercats wrote:
2 gray kittees run thru thu rum! sliddin' on thu tiles.
"thu door iz open! thu door iz open. thayr's burdies owt thare!
Weee!" Hi, kittees, in btween lukin at burdies, we want 2 introdoos
rselves! I'm Mollie. I'm uh liddul gurl wit' short hairs. mine eys
r green with oranj circuls.
I'm Sweet William Tufton (mi 1st name wuz Tufty but mom liks Sweet
William bettur). I haf tufty eers & uh grate plumey tayl. Mom ses I
am growin bi leeps & bownds. Mollie & I r sisfur & brufur & we r both
gray, gray.
But, brofur, i hav almost haf sum rings on mine tayl. & u don't!
oooohhh, burdies agin!!! by, weeeel tawk latur! M & SW


--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com



 




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