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Cats are furry little monsters!
If you cat was bigger, it would EAT you, because it's
a predator, a monster and it's hungry for your flesh! Cats are monsters! |
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Cats are furry little monsters!
"Jacques De Molay" wrote in message ... If you cat was bigger, it would EAT you, because it's a predator, a monster and it's hungry for your flesh! Cats are monsters! crossposting removed Only to the untrained or the stupid |
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Cats are furry little monsters!
Suddenly, without warning, Matthew exclaimed (3/3/2009 8:13 PM):
"Jacques De Molay" wrote in message ... If you cat was bigger, it would EAT you, because it's a predator, a monster and it's hungry for your flesh! Cats are monsters! crossposting removed Only to the untrained or the stupid Oh, I dunno. If cats had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world and we'd be their slaves. Oh, wait. We already are. Silly me jmc |
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Cats are furry little monsters!
On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:08:40 -0500, jmc
wrote: Suddenly, without warning, Matthew exclaimed (3/3/2009 8:13 PM): "Jacques De Molay" wrote in message ... If you cat was bigger, it would EAT you, because it's a predator, a monster and it's hungry for your flesh! Cats are monsters! crossposting removed Only to the untrained or the stupid Oh, I dunno. If cats had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world and we'd be their slaves. Oh, wait. We already are. Silly me jmc And possums have opposable thumbs on their hands and feet and are thus superior to us. |
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Cats are furry little monsters!
"dgk" wrote in message ... On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:08:40 -0500, jmc wrote: Suddenly, without warning, Matthew exclaimed (3/3/2009 8:13 PM): "Jacques De Molay" wrote in message ... If you cat was bigger, it would EAT you, because it's a predator, a monster and it's hungry for your flesh! Cats are monsters! crossposting removed Only to the untrained or the stupid Oh, I dunno. If cats had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world and we'd be their slaves. Oh, wait. We already are. Silly me jmc And possums have opposable thumbs on their hands and feet and are thus superior to us. Not really we at least know to look both ways before we cross the road or we would be lunch ;-) |
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Cats are furry little monsters!
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, Jacques De Molay wrote: If you cat was bigger, it would EAT you, because it's a predator, a monster and it's hungry for your flesh! Cats are monsters! I agree! My Furby bites me all the time. Of course that's because I slap him around while playing. He loves it. But it's easier on my hands if I use a glove or towel. Gonna go clean the scratches and bites now before they infect. Monster cat indeed! Hrumph! Muahahahahahahaha. |
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Cats are furry little monsters!
Tue, 3 Mar 2009 20:13:10 -0500 from Matthew
: "Jacques De Molay" wrote in message ... If you cat was bigger, it would EAT you, because it's a predator, a monster and it's hungry for your flesh! Cats are monsters! crossposting removed Only to the untrained or the stupid I was watching /Rain man/ for the first time in many years, and I realized: cats are autistic. They are concerned only with what they want when they want it (though fortunately that usually includes giving and receiving affection), and they have lots of little rituals that they follow, especially when nervous. -- Stan Brown, Oak Road Systems, Tompkins County, New York, USA http://OakRoadSystems.com Shikata ga nai... |
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Cats are furry little monsters!
Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:08:40 -0500 from jmc
: Oh, I dunno. If cats had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world and we'd be their slaves. Oh, wait. We already are. Silly me When one animal poops and the other animal picks up its poop, which is the master and which is the slave? :-) -- Stan Brown, Oak Road Systems, Tompkins County, New York, USA http://OakRoadSystems.com Shikata ga nai... |
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Cats are furry little monsters!
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Cats are furry little monsters!
Stan Brown wrote:
Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:08:40 -0500 from jmc : Oh, I dunno. If cats had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world and we'd be their slaves. Oh, wait. We already are. Silly me When one animal poops and the other animal picks up its poop, which is the master and which is the slave? :-) YOU are its slave! MLB |
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