DA RULES so fur

Granby wrote:
u knowz what Lucy, I don like it effither. Cats don need rules and da
gramby was raised where efferyone beated oftherz up and her sayz kittenz
shudn't haff to liv like dat. If u kan be our fren an bee nize, den da
kitties from diz houze don wan u to be in charg. Miz Piglet not liking the
threats all the time.

Did I efur beet up ne1 who not deserve it?

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Adam wrote:

Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Derez a noo player heer:
http://www.smurgle.net/anais/kitty_from_hell.html

Why no 1 upset when no leedurs, now upset becuz leedur?

Yor on da verj uv a breakthroo!

Cinnamon

An I get in charge w/o NE violence. U think violent revolution BETTER?

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Thing has been pretty gudgud fur us kitties here. You catn't hava
revolution when things is going gudgud. Who wood boffer wif it?

Cinnamon.

--
Peace,
Fred
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email).

In article ,
age says...
Piglet is sitting on the side table watching Wascal. She ducks down under
the table before the real trouble begins.

No trouble. U kin watch fraidycat Rosco get beet up if u want.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

*chuckle*

Fred wrote:
I get in charge w/o NE violence. U think violent revolution BETTER?

"Lovable Louise"

Thing has been pretty gudgud fur us kitties here. You catn't hava
revolution when things is going gudgud. Who wood boffer wif it?

Cinnamon.

Xactly. I not want to leed, but old leeders 'bandon us so I peecefully
take charge. No need 4 violence & gorillas!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

On Jul 20, 8:22*pm, Adam wrote:
'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.

I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.

DA RULES so fur:

Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

I try 2 be tuff but fair.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Chester and Clarence approach Lovable Louise and sit side by side in
front of her.

You don't make the rules here.

On Jul 21, 9:56*am, Adam wrote:
grand *poobah, do you like the fluffykits and sammy and ranger like i
do? what issis yore opynion on fudz? do you like fudz?
beauty

I lyke fudz. Catz kin eet all dey want.

However:

Enny cat kin refuze enny fud dey dont lyke.
Keepin fud down iz individual decisiun.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
& Prez Hurky Kitty Club

That's right. That's one of our laws for humans to follow, that they
have to feed the cat who owns them what the cat wants. And the cat is
supposed to be allowed to eat as much as they want.

Chester and Clarence

On Jul 21, 10:27*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Jul 21, 10:02*am, Debby Hanoka wrote:





'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.

I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.

DA RULES so fur:

Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

I try 2 be tuff but fair.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Sleek blond tabby comes out of nowhere. *I'm here! *I'm here! *I'll
save Catmerica from Grand Poobah Louise!

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Sheriff Of Catmerica

Typical street from U.S. western movie appears out of nowhere

WooToo: Uh-OH ducks into crowded cat saloon through swinging doors
Wook OUT, effurrybuddy, der iz gonna bee trubl.
Wascal stops playing the piano Stay outta da streeet efferywun.
starts playing jaunty fast saloon-type song
Sunirse is dancing on the barappreciative noises from the crowd/cat
treats thrown on the bar
WooToo and Maggy May are peeking out the window

--
Will in New Haven- Hide quoted text -

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Chester and Clarence sit at the side and watch.

On Jul 21, 12:30*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message

...





'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.

I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur
leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.

DA RULES so fur:

Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

I try 2 be tuff but fair.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Sleek blond tabby comes out of nowhere. *I'm here! *I'm here! *I'll
save Catmerica from Grand Poobah Louise!

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 3
Sheriff Of Catmerica

Skewz me, Past Sheriff Of Catmerica,
But Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica, "Lovable Louise",
sez I shud HISSPITT! at enny cat huu maykz hur angrrrree.
Yu hav bin neglektin yur dooteez, so HISSPITT!
Wy? HISSPITT!
--
Pitô.ônya, Vice Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica- Hide quoted text -

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Hey Pitoonya, I didn't know you wanted a government position. Do you
want to be the Grand Pooh-Bah's helper? I'm thinking of having one of
her job duties be whapping humans when they need it.

Clarence, Purrsident of Catmerica

On Jul 21, 5:09*pm, Adam wrote:
Rosco, yu ar just in tyme!

Lucy

Rosco WUZ sheriff. I in chg now.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

No you're not. Grand Pooh-Bah isn't Purrsident!

Clarence, Purrsident

On Jul 21, 8:09*pm, Lucy wrote:
Adam wrote:
Rosco, yu ar just in tyme!

Lucy

Rosco WUZ sheriff. I in chg now.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

*stamps tiny black fut*

I just dont aproov of enny of dis!

Lucy

Thanks, Lucy. We're here now to take over.

Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica and Clarence, Purrsident of
Catmerica