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  #1  
Old June 29th 14, 05:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of July 1, 2014

Since Ralph De Ralph has levt us fur The Bridge,
Secretary of Defense ...is vakint
and
OE J has moved up from Asst to full
Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ

Ar dere rnny moor korektshunz urr addishunz, purrleez?
(Mine sekkerterry duz nottid keep gud trakt ov diz, it seemz)

*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez

Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...VAYKINT
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo

Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee

Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies

Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy

Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin

Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies

Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...

MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee


N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.

OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee


Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2t.tnya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah
  #2  
Old July 31st 14, 10:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey^..^=
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Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of July 1, 2014



"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

Since Ralph De Ralph has levt us fur The Bridge,
Secretary of Defense ...is vakint
Sqweex could do that good
and
OE J has moved up from Asst to full
Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ

Ar dere rnny moor korektshunz urr addishunz, purrleez?
(Mine sekkerterry duz nottid keep gud trakt ov diz, it seemz)

*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez

Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...VAYKINT
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo

Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee

Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies

Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy

Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin

Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies

Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...

MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee


N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.

OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee


Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2t.tnya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah
  #3  
Old August 2nd 14, 01:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of July 1, 2014

Dun and fangu!
Secretary of Defense Sqweeks

"Mosey^..^=" wrote in message
...


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
Since Ralph De Ralph has levt us fur The Bridge, Secretary of Defense
...is vakint Sqweex could do that good and OE J has moved up from
Asst to full Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ

Ar dere rnny moor korektshunz urr addishunz, purrleez?
(Mine sekkerterry duz nottid keep gud trakt ov diz, it seemz)

*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez

Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Sqweex Secretary of Educating Humans ...
Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo

Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee

Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies

Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy

Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin

Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies

Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...

MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee


N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.

OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee


Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees

Secretary of Defense
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2t.tnya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah



  #4  
Old August 2nd 14, 01:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mishi[_2_]
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Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of July 1, 2014

On Sunday, June 29, 2014 12:42:13 AM UTC-4, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
Since Ralph De Ralph has levt us fur The Bridge,


Ralph De Ralph iz not ded! Him is sick, but still alives!
  #5  
Old August 2nd 14, 05:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Posts: 2,746
Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of July 1, 2014



--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee
"Mishi" wrote in message
...
On Sunday, June 29, 2014 12:42:13 AM UTC-4, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
Since Ralph De Ralph has levt us fur The Bridge,


Ralph De Ralph iz not ded! Him is sick, but still alives!

O joy, O joy!
I yam soossoo glad to heer diz!
I wyll send a get wewll kard, ur attid leezt uh feel betterer kard.
O, I juzt fownd owt dat he iz feelin betterer, but styl sick.
I wyll chaynj da lizt bak wiff pleshur!

Pit2nya AKA Sweetee
2nd Grand PoohBah ov RPCC
(Lovable Louise was da Furzt)

  #6  
Old August 2nd 14, 06:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of July 1, 2014



--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...


--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee
"Mishi" wrote in message
...
On Sunday, June 29, 2014 12:42:13 AM UTC-4, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
Since Ralph De Ralph has levt us fur The Bridge,


Ralph De Ralph iz not ded! Him is sick, but still alives!

O joy, O joy!
I yam soossoo glad to heer diz!
I wyll send a get wewll kard, ur attid leezt uh feel betterer kard.
O, I juzt fownd owt dat he iz feelin betterer, but styl sick.
I wyll chaynj da lizt bak wiff pleshur!

Pit2nya AKA Sweetee
2nd Grand PoohBah ov RPCC
(Lovable Louise was da Furzt)

I ate awl da Karats () and wyll repozt da lizt.
P2nya

  #7  
Old August 2nd 14, 11:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey^..^=
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Posts: 5
Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of July 1, 2014

Fangu Pi2nya,
We r AWL VURY gwad Ralph de Ralph is still with us and we will purr for
him to get better qwik
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex and Pipps
PS Since Ralph de Ralph is still alive, maybe Sqweex could be the assistant
Secretary of Defense?
What do you think? He will need help if he isn't feeling good. yeUP
Mosey

"Sylvia M"

Dun and fangu!
Secretary of Defense Sqweeks

"Mosey^..^=" ...


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
Since Ralph De Ralph has levt us fur The Bridge, Secretary of Defense
...is vakint Sqweex could do that good and OE J has moved up from Asst
to full Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ

Ar dere rnny moor korektshunz urr addishunz, purrleez?
(Mine sekkerterry duz nottid keep gud trakt ov diz, it seemz)

*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez

Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Sqweex Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little
Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo

Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee

Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies

Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy

Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin

Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies

Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...

MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee


N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.

OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee


Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees

Secretary of Defense
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2t.tnya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah


  #8  
Old August 3rd 14, 04:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey^..^=
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Posts: 5
Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of July 1, 2014

Fangu P2nya vury mutch fur maykin Sqweex assistant tu Secretary of Defense
Hur iz hapi bowt dat n hur wyl do uh VURY gud job. yeUP

"Mosey^..^="

Fangu Pi2nya,
We r AWL VURY gwad Ralph de Ralph is still with us and we will purr for
him to get better qwik
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex and Pipps
PS Since Ralph de Ralph is still alive, maybe Sqweex could be the assistant
Secretary of Defense?
What do you think? He will need help if he isn't feeling good. yeUP
Mosey

"Sylvia M"

Dun and fangu!
Secretary of Defense Sqweeks

"Mosey^..^=" ...


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
Since Ralph De Ralph has levt us fur The Bridge, Secretary of Defense
...is vakint Sqweex could do that good and OE J has moved up from Asst
to full Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ

Ar dere rnny moor korektshunz urr addishunz, purrleez?
(Mine sekkerterry duz nottid keep gud trakt ov diz, it seemz)

*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez

Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Sqweex Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little
Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo

Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee

Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies

Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy

Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin

Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies

Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...

MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee


N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.

OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee


Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees

Secretary of Defense
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2t.tnya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah


  #9  
Old August 4th 14, 04:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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Default OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of July 1, 2014

Purleez see da wunz undur Mishi's pozt below, and awlzo mine pozt ov
OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of Awguzt 2nt
I chaynjed efurryting bak tu da way it wuz (I fink).
Negzt report, I wyll add Sqweex to b Assistant tu Secretary of Defense.
Mine sekkerterree iz lay-z and kannot be pooshed.
P2nya




"Mosey^..^=" wrote in message
...
Fangu P2nya vury mutch fur maykin Sqweex assistant tu Secretary of
Defense
Hur iz hapi bowt dat n hur wyl do uh VURY gud job. yeUP

"Mosey^..^="

Fangu Pi2nya,
We r AWL VURY gwad Ralph de Ralph is still with us and we will purr
for
him to get better qwik
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex and Pipps
PS Since Ralph de Ralph is still alive, maybe Sqweex could be the
assistant
Secretary of Defense?
What do you think? He will need help if he isn't feeling good. yeUP
Mosey

"Sylvia M"

Dun and fangu!
Secretary of Defense Sqweeks

"Mosey^..^=" ...


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
Since Ralph De Ralph has levt us fur The Bridge, Secretary of Defense
...is vakint Sqweex could do that good and OE J has moved up from
Asst to full Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ

Ar dere rnny moor korektshunz urr addishunz, purrleez?
(Mine sekkerterry duz nottid keep gud trakt ov diz, it seemz)

*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez

Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Sqweex Secretary of Educating Humans ...
Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo

Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee

Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies

Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy

Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin

Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies

Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...

MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee


N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.

OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee


Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees

Secretary of Defense
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2t.tnya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah




  #10  
Old August 10th 14, 10:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Hey Will in New Haven from Kyla Sent August 10, 2014

Hi Bill,
Would you PLEASE send me an e mail with an address that I can use?
I have 3 and NONE of them work
Thanks
Kyla

 




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