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  #221  
Old November 2nd 04, 11:41 AM
Miss Violette
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soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but her sayed
aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite statement
'bout cukin:

"hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the plastic off? This
isn't a gourmet resturant you know"

az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be

infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft cukz

is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her hatez ta

cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz

dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at owr

hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez notted

to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze

mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and takez one

fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize

purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware dude

weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and den

we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri, putz

da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur hafta be
hungry
Heather wrote in message
news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself

tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry

upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to short ta

get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri, happi

fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud! Ize

wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in

message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say fud,

where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the food tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of good food, and

lots
of
it.

Amelia




























  #222  
Old November 2nd 04, 11:45 AM
Miss Violette
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you would be lots warmer anna if dey isa onna watermonsterbed like atta ourz
houze you is positifly toasty, Trudi, who knowz
Heather wrote in message
...
Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize

bet
weed be warmur at nite if she did!

Matthias

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all yeer
rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa.

"Heather" wrote in message
...
Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her

honoray
brofur to da nappin plaz







  #223  
Old November 2nd 04, 11:45 AM
Miss Violette
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you would be lots warmer anna if dey isa onna watermonsterbed like atta ourz
houze you is positifly toasty, Trudi, who knowz
Heather wrote in message
...
Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize

bet
weed be warmur at nite if she did!

Matthias

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all yeer
rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa.

"Heather" wrote in message
...
Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her

honoray
brofur to da nappin plaz







  #224  
Old November 2nd 04, 11:46 AM
Miss Violette
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OK den, Harri, who trustz her new friendz
Heather wrote in message
...
O yewl like dem! Trust mineself.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I nefur seed a fleezey one, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her

honoray
brofur to da nappin plaz
Sundance wrote in message
om...
Yoo know, dat sownds like such a gud ideer dat I think I will joyn

yoo.
I
think da nap rums is off da entranse sumwares. Thare are awl

kines
uv
kushins an blankits and beds an ennee other kind of thing kittees

like
to
sleep on. Do yoo udder gize want to joyn us?

Rebecca, wud yoo let Miss Violette know ware we are so she wont

wunder
whut
happind to Harri?

Sundance, looking forward to his second-favorite activity

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I think I might takez a nap, I did eatz a bunc and alla ofur

kittyz
is
bigger dan minesef so I thinkz I wanta nap, Harri Yawnin anna

lookin
arownd
fur a gud nap plaz
Sundance wrote in message
. com...
Harri, ov corse yoo are gud enuf! I like yoo furry much! I

think
Rebecca's
an my sekkatary has been so bizzy helpin Rebecca make shur
efurrykittee
haz
fud dat she haznt remembered dat I am heer, too!

Are yoo having a gud time? I see yoo hav made sum frends --

datz
furry
gud.
I unnerstand yoo are goin to be a Catifurnia kittee -- datz

whare
Rebecca
an
I live, too! Weel all be Catifurnians! Yoo will be a liddul
bedder-travulled dan uss, tho. It will be innerestin to heer

whut
yur
trip
akross kuntree is like.

I think sum of the other kittees iz gettin reddy to play

jump-n-bat.
Wud
yoo an yur dinner kumpanyuns like to come play dat, or iz yoo

reddy
fur
a
nap after all dat fud?

Sundance, proud honorary brother of Harri

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Iz Mr Sundanze gonna sees ifin I iz gud enuf ta be hisown

honrary
sisfur?
he
haznt said anifing ta me, Harri, catcerned Mr Sundanz duzint

likez
herownsef
Rebecca wrote in message
. com...
Yoo iz furry welcum, Harri. Alla yooz juss let mineself kno

if
yooz
needz
sumfing elts.

Rebecca, glad to see the food being enjoyed

















  #225  
Old November 2nd 04, 11:46 AM
Miss Violette
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OK den, Harri, who trustz her new friendz
Heather wrote in message
...
O yewl like dem! Trust mineself.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I nefur seed a fleezey one, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her

honoray
brofur to da nappin plaz
Sundance wrote in message
om...
Yoo know, dat sownds like such a gud ideer dat I think I will joyn

yoo.
I
think da nap rums is off da entranse sumwares. Thare are awl

kines
uv
kushins an blankits and beds an ennee other kind of thing kittees

like
to
sleep on. Do yoo udder gize want to joyn us?

Rebecca, wud yoo let Miss Violette know ware we are so she wont

wunder
whut
happind to Harri?

Sundance, looking forward to his second-favorite activity

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I think I might takez a nap, I did eatz a bunc and alla ofur

kittyz
is
bigger dan minesef so I thinkz I wanta nap, Harri Yawnin anna

lookin
arownd
fur a gud nap plaz
Sundance wrote in message
. com...
Harri, ov corse yoo are gud enuf! I like yoo furry much! I

think
Rebecca's
an my sekkatary has been so bizzy helpin Rebecca make shur
efurrykittee
haz
fud dat she haznt remembered dat I am heer, too!

Are yoo having a gud time? I see yoo hav made sum frends --

datz
furry
gud.
I unnerstand yoo are goin to be a Catifurnia kittee -- datz

whare
Rebecca
an
I live, too! Weel all be Catifurnians! Yoo will be a liddul
bedder-travulled dan uss, tho. It will be innerestin to heer

whut
yur
trip
akross kuntree is like.

I think sum of the other kittees iz gettin reddy to play

jump-n-bat.
Wud
yoo an yur dinner kumpanyuns like to come play dat, or iz yoo

reddy
fur
a
nap after all dat fud?

Sundance, proud honorary brother of Harri

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Iz Mr Sundanze gonna sees ifin I iz gud enuf ta be hisown

honrary
sisfur?
he
haznt said anifing ta me, Harri, catcerned Mr Sundanz duzint

likez
herownsef
Rebecca wrote in message
. com...
Yoo iz furry welcum, Harri. Alla yooz juss let mineself kno

if
yooz
needz
sumfing elts.

Rebecca, glad to see the food being enjoyed

















  #226  
Old November 2nd 04, 03:20 PM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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Watz so funnee Sammy?

Matthias


I can't say too much or Amelia will thumo me, but let's just say that
Amelia's shape is *very* pear shaped. If a pear was *very* round and
soft through the middle.

Sammy
  #227  
Old November 2nd 04, 03:20 PM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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Watz so funnee Sammy?

Matthias


I can't say too much or Amelia will thumo me, but let's just say that
Amelia's shape is *very* pear shaped. If a pear was *very* round and
soft through the middle.

Sammy
  #228  
Old November 2nd 04, 03:22 PM
Heather
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Gud fur yu. Keep 'em gessing!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I iz notted atall sure, I duzint "act" 3 monfz old 'corrdin ta soft. But

if
i iz, anna i'm not tellin I might be ittybittykitty, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Wow, yu ar tinee! Yur problee gonna be lyke owr sisfur Marble. She'z 3
yeerz owld, an ownlee wayz 6.2 powndz.

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
da ted sayed I wuz 2 poundz anna 12 ouncez anna her sayed I wuz 3

monfz
old,
Harri, pleazed this kitty iz lookin at her butted not sure why,
Heather wrote in message
...
Growin kittiez need lotz tu eet! Yud neffur node yu eet alot - yur

so
petited!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft sayed i kan eatz a bunc fur such a small kitty, Harri,

chompin
away
atta fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize glad kuz Ize node Ize cudnt eet all dis bi mineself! Dig

in!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Harri almost startz doin the kitten bownz atta table she iz so
'cited
atta
alla new fudz I kan still eatz somore...Harri
Heather wrote in message
...

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
Heather wrote:

Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu,

kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset

wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

I'll be glad to help out, too. Here you go, Matthias - a

plate
with
a
little bit of everything. Just let me know when you want

more
of
anything.

Amelia

Fangu Miss Amelia ma'am. Effuryfing lukz wunnurful.

Matthias
pozishunz
playt between himself an Harri Weez got anoffur playt uv

fud
tu
eet
Harri.
Ize hope yur hungree!

Matthias


















  #229  
Old November 2nd 04, 03:22 PM
Heather
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Default

Gud fur yu. Keep 'em gessing!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I iz notted atall sure, I duzint "act" 3 monfz old 'corrdin ta soft. But

if
i iz, anna i'm not tellin I might be ittybittykitty, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Wow, yu ar tinee! Yur problee gonna be lyke owr sisfur Marble. She'z 3
yeerz owld, an ownlee wayz 6.2 powndz.

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
da ted sayed I wuz 2 poundz anna 12 ouncez anna her sayed I wuz 3

monfz
old,
Harri, pleazed this kitty iz lookin at her butted not sure why,
Heather wrote in message
...
Growin kittiez need lotz tu eet! Yud neffur node yu eet alot - yur

so
petited!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft sayed i kan eatz a bunc fur such a small kitty, Harri,

chompin
away
atta fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize glad kuz Ize node Ize cudnt eet all dis bi mineself! Dig

in!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Harri almost startz doin the kitten bownz atta table she iz so
'cited
atta
alla new fudz I kan still eatz somore...Harri
Heather wrote in message
...

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
Heather wrote:

Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu,

kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset

wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

I'll be glad to help out, too. Here you go, Matthias - a

plate
with
a
little bit of everything. Just let me know when you want

more
of
anything.

Amelia

Fangu Miss Amelia ma'am. Effuryfing lukz wunnurful.

Matthias
pozishunz
playt between himself an Harri Weez got anoffur playt uv

fud
tu
eet
Harri.
Ize hope yur hungree!

Matthias


















  #230  
Old November 2nd 04, 03:25 PM
Heather
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Default

Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da kukkin! At owr
hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an effuryfing else. She
sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da lawndree an all da
witez turned pink!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but her sayed
aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite statement
'bout cukin:

"hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the plastic off?

This
isn't a gourmet resturant you know"

az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be

infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft

cukz
is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her hatez

ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz

dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at owr

hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez

notted
to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze

mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and takez

one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize

purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware dude

weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and den

we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri, putz

da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur hafta

be
hungry
Heather wrote in message
news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself

tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry

upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to short

ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri, happi

fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud!

Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in

message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say

fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the food tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of good food,

and
lots
of
it.

Amelia






























 




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