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Mr. Poopy Pants
Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now
the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time. So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him. Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the litterbox. Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard. His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the same time. I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off". LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-) -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album |
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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 10:14:02 +0700, badwilson wrote:
Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time. So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him. Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the litterbox. Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard. His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the same time. I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off". LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-) -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album Serves him right for trying to trick Vino! |
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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 10:14:02 +0700, badwilson wrote:
Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time. So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him. Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the litterbox. Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard. His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the same time. I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off". LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-) -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album Serves him right for trying to trick Vino! |
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badwilson wrote:
Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time. So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him. Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the litterbox. Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard. His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the same time. I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off". LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-) -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album Yeuch! Poor Dennis. And how embarassing for Vino. And now you've told the whole world. Prepare for Vino's revenge. |
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badwilson wrote:
Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time. So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him. Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the litterbox. Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard. His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the same time. I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off". LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-) -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album Yeuch! Poor Dennis. And how embarassing for Vino. And now you've told the whole world. Prepare for Vino's revenge. |
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badwilson wrote:
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard. His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up Dennis should be glad Vino didn't sit on his face... -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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badwilson wrote:
Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard. His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up Dennis should be glad Vino didn't sit on his face... -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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In the fine newsgroup "rec.pets.cats.anecdotes", "badwilson"
artfully composed this message within on 29 Aug 2004: LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-) Bwahahaha!! I agree with Annie and where was the BW!! hehehhe -- Cheryl |
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In the fine newsgroup "rec.pets.cats.anecdotes", "badwilson"
artfully composed this message within on 29 Aug 2004: LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-) Bwahahaha!! I agree with Annie and where was the BW!! hehehhe -- Cheryl |
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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 10:14:02 +0700, "badwilson"
yodeled: Yesterday Dennis was lying on the couch and he decided to call Vino. Now the way to get Vino to actually come when called is to make your voice all excited and use the word "lizard" a few times as well. Works every time. So, Dennis was pretending to see a lizard for Vino and was calling him. Dennis didn't know that he was interrupting Vino doing his business in the litterbox. Vino got so excited, he jumped out of his box to come running. He jumped right up on Dennis' chest in order to get higher up to look for the lizard. His furry little butt was right in Dennis' face. Suddenly Dennis jumped up off the couch yelling "eeeeewwww!". He was shuddering and laughing at the same time. I grabbed Vino and noticed that he had a poop sticking an inch out of his butt. I guess he came running before he had time to...err..."pinch it off". LOL! We took care of the problem for him but couldn't resist calling him Mr. Poopy Pants for the rest of the day :-) ROFLMAO-- "Behold the power of lizards!" Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ |
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