I gotted turkee todai

Todai mai hoomin waz gone fur part of teh dai, anna win him camed bak,
he had sum turkee burdy meet, and he gived me a wot uf it!

ai eeted da turkee burdy meet until ai coodent eet eny moar.

den ai wented tu mai cat twee, tu sweep fur awhiel, anna mai hoomin put
da pwate wif da turkee onna da twee, onna da level beeloe da wun dat ai
sweeps on

sew, win ai wakes up, ai em going tu eet moar turkee burdy meet!

lorili

Human note: my elderly Mother can't cook anymore, so I bought part of a
pre-cooked turkey breast, and took it and a few other things to her.

Lorelei liked the turkey; I gave her all she could eat

Awh....dat wus nyce. Wud yure hoomin port offur heer n giff usses sum?
Huh? Pweese....?
Gordons inna veggie howsehold...yes...veggie.

Mai hoomin mommy wyl beh gwad tu port ovur tu yer hoam, n gib yu awl sum
turkey.

Luffs, Mosey--hu wyl dribe da porter.