Stoopid Hoomins

I wuz tryin an tryin to kommunikate wif myne Meomie, an nuffin wuz
gettin thru! I duznt fink I haz thu hang uv this tellepafy stuff.

Sam

Sam likes company, as have his predecessors. So, like many people, I
have a top drawer in my desk left open and holding a pillow so that a
cat keeping me company while I am on the computer has a comfortable
place to rest (more comfortable, I hope, than the keyboard or my
arms/chest/shoulder etc). My cats have usually seemed to appreciate this
drawer, and often curl up there for a nap.

Last night, Sam sat upright on this drawer cushion and stared at me.
Eventually I noticed he was neither asleep nor tearing up pieces of
paper (a favourite hobby of his), so I skritched him between the ears
and said 'nice cat' and went back to what I was doing on the computer.
He kept staring. It was for all the world like he was trying to beam
some thought into my head, but if so, it wasn't working! He couldn't
want food - he's a lot more vocal and dramatic when he's convinced he's
going to starve because all but a bare handful of kibble has somehow
disappeared overnight. Maybe he wanted more paper to shred with his
teeth, but he usually finds that himself.

Eventually, he gave up on my ability to received telepathic messages,
and curled up on the drawer cushion for a nap.

Cheryl

I hoped you checked all your shoes.
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
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I wuz tryin an tryin to kommunikate wif myne Meomie, an nuffin wuz gettin
thru! I duznt fink I haz thu hang uv this tellepafy stuff.

Sam

Sam likes company, as have his predecessors. So, like many people, I have
a top drawer in my desk left open and holding a pillow so that a cat
keeping me company while I am on the computer has a comfortable place to
rest (more comfortable, I hope, than the keyboard or my
arms/chest/shoulder etc). My cats have usually seemed to appreciate this
drawer, and often curl up there for a nap.

Last night, Sam sat upright on this drawer cushion and stared at me.
Eventually I noticed he was neither asleep nor tearing up pieces of paper
(a favourite hobby of his), so I skritched him between the ears and said
'nice cat' and went back to what I was doing on the computer. He kept
staring. It was for all the world like he was trying to beam some thought
into my head, but if so, it wasn't working! He couldn't want food - he's a
lot more vocal and dramatic when he's convinced he's going to starve
because all but a bare handful of kibble has somehow disappeared
overnight. Maybe he wanted more paper to shred with his teeth, but he
usually finds that himself.

Eventually, he gave up on my ability to received telepathic messages, and
curled up on the drawer cushion for a nap.

Cheryl

Granby wrote:
I hoped you checked all your shoes.

I think he's forgiven me for my dimness.

Cheryl

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I wuz tryin an tryin to kommunikate wif myne Meomie, an nuffin wuz
gettin thru! I duznt fink I haz thu hang uv this tellepafy stuff.

Sam

Sam,

Letz mineownself gif yu a liddle iddy biddy bit uf advyse... wen it kumz
tu da telepafy stuffz, ussez KITTEEZ noze whut we iz duin'.

It'z da stoopid, kloolezz hoomanz dat duzzint haf da hang uf telepafy.

Get dat?

--- Onyx, duin' a tinee bit uf mentorin'...

Cory wrote:
In article , says...
I wuz tryin an tryin to kommunikate wif myne Meomie, an nuffin wuz
gettin thru! I duznt fink I haz thu hang uv this tellepafy stuff.

Sam

Sam,

Letz mineownself gif yu a liddle iddy biddy bit uf advyse... wen it kumz
tu da telepafy stuffz, ussez KITTEEZ noze whut we iz duin'.

It'z da stoopid, kloolezz hoomanz dat duzzint haf da hang uf telepafy.

Get dat?

--- Onyx, duin' a tinee bit uf mentorin'...

Fangu fur that. It iz a releef tu kno it iznt my falt.

Sam

Sam, diz iz Miz Piglet anna let myownselfz giff u sum advice. B ferri
kareful bout kallink da hoomanz stupid. Member, dem feeds uz, luffz uz and
takez kare of uz when we iz sik. Dey izn't az smart but don kall dem namez
kauze if dey effer cided we waz rude like dat, dey mite stop doink doze
fings and den wherez wud we bez?
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
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Cory wrote:
In article , says...
I wuz tryin an tryin to kommunikate wif myne Meomie, an nuffin wuz
gettin thru! I duznt fink I haz thu hang uv this tellepafy stuff.

Sam

Sam,

Letz mineownself gif yu a liddle iddy biddy bit uf advyse... wen it kumz
tu da telepafy stuffz, ussez KITTEEZ noze whut we iz duin'.

It'z da stoopid, kloolezz hoomanz dat duzzint haf da hang uf telepafy.

Get dat?

--- Onyx, duin' a tinee bit uf mentorin'...

Fangu fur that. It iz a releef tu kno it iznt my falt.

Sam

Granby wrote:
Sam, diz iz Miz Piglet anna let myownselfz giff u sum advice. B ferri
kareful bout kallink da hoomanz stupid. Member, dem feeds uz, luffz uz and
takez kare of uz when we iz sik. Dey izn't az smart but don kall dem namez
kauze if dey effer cided we waz rude like dat, dey mite stop doink doze
fings and den wherez wud we bez?

I must say gittin fud inna bowl (or sumtymes onna tabul) iz lotz beddur
than huntin yer own. An it hardly effur ranes or snows in thu IN,
eethur. Hoomins gotten sum uses. They also helps keep thu paws warm inna
bed.

Sam