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Dont forget all da faxz
On Aug 26, 9:38 pm, Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote:
Ifn yuns encurag him he will mek me mek Uncl Bill typebite about datime he beated up da big racoom on is veryown porch. Hee tol me dat becuze he thot I mite wanna hav sum kittens bud I gav dat up. Maggy May I would luf to hear about dat. Sammy Glad you ast. I wuz peesfully eetin myown dinner onda porch. De udder kitties was aroun da bowl. Da fudz wuz gudgud dat nit. Den Konrad, r d*g, startd barkng frum dadoor. An den a big, monster raccoom come upona porch an shuvd everywun away frum our veryown fudz. Konrad wudda made him goaway bud he waz stuck inna IN. But he was watchin, so you could ast him aboud it. Anyways, I wasn gonna stan for diz nonsens. I new datda raccoom wuz big an strong bud I figur he never met a kitty of my quickness. So I lean in der an giv him a wun-two on his maskface an he tanny up an growl at me. An Konrad tryin to jump right THRU dadoor to help myownself. But I din need no help, aldo I preciated da noble d*g for offrin. I jumpup inda air an go whackwhack at hisown face again. I see da scratchez an I no I gottim on da run. When I jumpup again he turn an runnoff daporch. Da lady-kitties wuz rilly given MEE da eye, I tell yu. Dey alredy luv me but dat nite drov dem wile. Da raccoom staid aroun off of daporch. Der wuz lotsa gudgud fudz, lik always, so we left him sum. I am not mean but I am quik an brav. Wascal Note from Will: This actually happened, although the only human witness, Bruce ("Daddy" in the story) only saw the last leap and smack/ smack and the retreat of the raccoon. The cats did leave some food in the bowl and brer coon did come, very slowly and respectfully, back on the porch and finished it. Bruce didn't let Konrad loose on him because he figured the poor critter had had enough hassle for one night. Konrad has long since gone RB, so Wascal's account is the only one we have of the early fight. Konrad's love and protectiveness toward his cat friends was always heartwarming. Wascal is quite old himself and, although he doesn't seem to know it, was altered quite a few years ago. So if he suggests that some cat on here have his kittens he is just going through the motions. Will in New Haven -- "If once a man indulges himself in Murder, very soon he comes to think little of Robbing, and from Robbing he comes next to Drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to Incivility and Procrastination." T. De Quincy (1785-1859) "Murder Considered As One of the Fine Arts" |
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On Aug 26, 7:55 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote: respectfully shredded... Glad you ast. I wuz peesfully eetin myown dinner onda porch. De udder kitties was aroun da bowl. Da fudz wuz gudgud dat nit. Den Konrad, r d*g, startd barkng frum dadoor. An den a big, monster raccoom come upona porch an shuvd everywun away frum our veryown fudz. Konrad wudda made him goaway bud he waz stuck inna IN. But he was watchin, so you could ast him aboud it. Anyways, I wasn gonna stan for diz nonsens. I new datda raccoom wuz big an strong bud I figur he never met a kitty of my quickness. So I lean in der an giv him a wun-two on his maskface an he tanny up an growl at me. An Konrad tryin to jump right THRU dadoor to help myownself. But I din need no help, aldo I preciated da noble d*g for offrin. I jumpup inda air an go whackwhack at hisown face again. I see da scratchez an I no I gottim on da run. When I jumpup again he turn an runnoff daporch. Da lady-kitties wuz rilly given MEE da eye, I tell yu. Dey alredy luv me but dat nite drov dem wile. Da raccoom staid aroun off of daporch. Der wuz lotsa gudgud fudz, lik always, so we left him sum. I am not mean but I am quik an brav. Wascal Note from Will: This actually happened, although the only human witness, Bruce ("Daddy" in the story) only saw the last leap and smack/ smack and the retreat of the raccoon. The cats did leave some food in the bowl and brer coon did come, very slowly and respectfully, back on the porch and finished it. Bruce didn't let Konrad loose on him because he figured the poor critter had had enough hassle for one night. respectfully shredded... When I was growing up here, in southcentral Wisconsin, I encountered an owl, some kind of snake (I remember my folks saying it was a garter snake, but it looked bigger to me than that), and a black widow spider (not all at the same time) on the screened-in porch of our family house... and we didn't even live in a frickin' wooded area!!! Too bad I never ran across a racoon though. I love them. They are awesome animals, IMVHO. Yeah, they're a bit on the destructive side, but they seem really clever and smart. --- Unca Cory |
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Anyways, I wasn gonna stan for diz nonsens. I new datda raccoom wuz big an strong bud I figur he never met a kitty of my quickness. So I lean in der an giv him a wun-two on his maskface an he tanny up an growl at me. An Konrad tryin to jump right THRU dadoor to help myownself. But I din need no help, aldo I preciated da noble d*g for offrin. I jumpup inda air an go whackwhack at hisown face again. I see da scratchez an I no I gottim on da run. When I jumpup again he turn an runnoff daporch. Da lady-kitties wuz rilly given MEE da eye, I tell yu. Dey alredy luv me but dat nite drov dem wile. Da raccoom staid aroun off of daporch. Der wuz lotsa gudgud fudz, lik always, so we left him sum. I am not mean but I am quik an brav. Wascal Wow! Datz im-purr-essive! I'z heard dat racooms is bigbig critters and haf bigbig teef an claws. You must be a furry brave kitty. An dat was furry kind of you, to leaf sum food fur da racoom. Sammy |
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On Aug 27, 7:54 am, Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote:
snip Anyways, I wasn gonna stan for diz nonsens. I new datda raccoom wuz big an strong bud I figur he never met a kitty of my quickness. So I lean in der an giv him a wun-two on his maskface an he tanny up an growl at me. An Konrad tryin to jump right THRU dadoor to help myownself. But I din need no help, aldo I preciated da noble d*g for offrin. I jumpup inda air an go whackwhack at hisown face again. I see da scratchez an I no I gottim on da run. When I jumpup again he turn an runnoff daporch. Da lady-kitties wuz rilly given MEE da eye, I tell yu. Dey alredy luv me but dat nite drov dem wile. Da raccoom staid aroun off of daporch. Der wuz lotsa gudgud fudz, lik always, so we left him sum. I am not mean but I am quik an brav. Wascal Wow! Datz im-purr-essive! I'z heard dat racooms is bigbig critters and haf bigbig teef an claws. You must be a furry brave kitty. An dat was furry kind of you, to leaf sum food fur da racoom. Sammy We wuz furry fullfull, an dafudz wud be wasted becuz kitty fudz meks r Konradd*g sik, so he ain awowwed to eets it. Do hee iz gon an I misses him. Now it jes me an Daddy an Hether, a Eardale Terrorist, hoo iz a niz d*g bud no Konrad. Uzed to be a wot more kitties aroun de ol barn. An Daddy's Meowmie, our Grandma. Sew I stay inna IN to keeps Daddy an Heather cumpny. An iz warmer inna winter. An wee ony go outs daytim an Heather protec me an Daddy frum coyoteeez an hyeners. I see hyeners onda Animal Planet. Sumtimes yu need a good d*ggy. Wascal -- - Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:14:51 +0000, Will in New Haven wrote:
We wuz furry fullfull, an dafudz wud be wasted becuz kitty fudz meks r Konradd*g sik, so he ain awowwed to eets it. Do hee iz gon an I misses him. Now it jes me an Daddy an Hether, a Eardale Terrorist, hoo iz a niz d*g bud no Konrad. Uzed to be a wot more kitties aroun de ol barn. An Daddy's Meowmie, our Grandma. Sew I stay inna IN to keeps Daddy an Heather cumpny. An iz warmer inna winter. An wee ony go outs daytim an Heather protec me an Daddy frum coyoteeez an hyeners. I see hyeners onda Animal Planet. Sumtimes yu need a good d*ggy. Wascal Yep, dat's troo. We duzn't haf one, but our Unka Pat used to have Samantha Kitty livin wif him, and Samantha allez liked hafin Bridget-da-Dog to purrtect her. All of usses in mineown howse is Catifurnians dat jus moved to da Grate Planes states. We'z new to Eye-oh-ih, soz we all getz to learn bout snowy weafur together. Ourz Meowmie knows bout snow - her growed up in Mew Jersey - but da rest of usses nefur lived is snow places befur. But wez used to see coyotes where we used to live. Dey's scary. I'm glad youz gots a d*g to keep dem away from you an your Daddy. Sammy |
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On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:34:18 -0500, Samuel Redcat's nimble, little
paws typed: Ourz Meowmie knows bout snow - her growed up in Mew Jersey - Mew Joisey! Where? We iz in Mew Joisey, buttid rite acrawz da ribber frum Mew Yawk Cittie! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 8/27/2007 8:34:47 PM |
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:34:18 -0500, Samuel Redcat's nimble, little paws typed: Ourz Meowmie knows bout snow - her growed up in Mew Jersey - Mew Joisey! Where? We iz in Mew Joisey, buttid rite acrawz da ribber frum Mew Yawk Cittie! Here liffed in Haddenfield for a lot of years when her was a kitten, den her liffed in East Brunswick for sum years. Sammy |
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Wscal, you ix ferry ferry smartz to tink of dat. O.T. admirin dis new
kitty. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message s.com... Granby wrote: Las weekz someonz told me howta get in da outz, you knowz getz bak 6 feetz and SPRING when da door openz? Well, whoeffer told me dat forgotted somfin reallirealli importan, dat iz ta tuck in myown tailz. I did it all just finez and den, da gramby hadz my tail in herown handz and da offer hqand under my tummi and boom, I waz bak in da houze. Willow hisspittin cauze she didn make da outz dis day. I uz dis to get to da IN an mebbe yuns cud use it to get to da out. Wun nite I din wanna seep in da barn, altho I usully don mind. So I wated for Konrad, r d*g, to come to da OUT. Konrad is bigbig an I am a big tomcat bud not bigbig. I wandered aroun da yard wid Kinrad an waited for him to go inna IN. Affer awile he god to door an yell for Daddy to wet himin an Itog unner his belly. Id wuz dark an rainy an Daddy din see me under Kinrad tummy ez he wennin. Den I seeped onna couch. Berry warmcuddly. I wen out wen Daddy put out da fudz four da barncats. I diddit seferal times dat winter. Den Daddy saw me doit. He sez, "you reeely wan in, doncha?" So now I wiv indaIN an onee seep OUT wen I wanna. Daddy don have no puter, so had my fren Maggie May have her Uncl Bill typebite dis. Wascal -- |
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We wllz wansta hearz about dis venture. Piglet settling down to listen.
"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message ... Ifn yuns encurag him he will mek me mek Uncl Bill typebite about datime he beated up da big racoom on is veryown porch. Hee tol me dat becuze he thot I mite wanna hav sum kittens bud I gav dat up. Maggy May I would luf to hear about dat. Sammy |
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On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:00:10 -0500, Samuel Redcat Mahoney's nimble,
little paws typed: Mew Joisey! Where? We iz in Mew Joisey, buttid rite acrawz da ribber frum Mew Yawk Cittie! Here liffed in Haddenfield for a lot of years when her was a kitten, den her liffed in East Brunswick for sum years. Sammy Haddonfield iz far far buttid E. Brunswick iz in da middle ov da state. We'z far frum dere. Do you gize effur come to Mew Joisey to bisit her fambly? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 8/28/2007 9:57:39 PM |
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