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ai m gnot goin tew TED jest yet



 
 
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Old May 4th 11, 05:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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ai kalled TED on da fone fingy n re skeduled mai toof kleening till next
wednsdai da 11f uf Mae en da morning abaowt 9 or 10 aye em. , n ai kan kome
hoam after 3 pee em sew ai wyl be heer tyl den.
Dey r gunna nok meh owt tew kleen mai teef n ai hoap dey dunt tayke mai une
remainingh fang..Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on TED iffen hym duz dat tew meh . dey
telled meowmie dat ai wyl be kinda goofy frum da Anna
Settik,,,wheeeeeee...but ai wyl try n gnot fawl daown.
ai kant hab inny fudz aftur midnite on Toozdai..da uthut cats, wyl be mad az
help, but hoo karez?
Tewnite Pa tried tew gib meh mai Anti Biotix n ai fited wiff hym n meowmie.
ai hissed atted dem.
ai unly hab 2 moar dozez uff dat nazty likqwid stuff. Sew dey tel meh.
yeah..riiiiiiiiiite..
Den Ma gibbed meh sum gooshy fuds wiff sum fiber innit..beefybeef..ai wike
dat kynd.
Gnow ai m gonna go poop in dere shooz..waffz
Mosey--fealing meen.

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Old May 4th 11, 12:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Tue, 3 May 2011 21:32:36 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

ai kalled TED on da fone fingy n re skeduled mai toof kleening till next
wednsdai da 11f uf Mae en da morning abaowt 9 or 10 aye em. , n ai kan kome
hoam after 3 pee em sew ai wyl be heer tyl den.
Dey r gunna nok meh owt tew kleen mai teef n ai hoap dey dunt tayke mai une
remainingh fang..Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on TED iffen hym duz dat tew meh . dey
telled meowmie dat ai wyl be kinda goofy frum da Anna
Settik,,,wheeeeeee...but ai wyl try n gnot fawl daown.
ai kant hab inny fudz aftur midnite on Toozdai..da uthut cats, wyl be mad az
help, but hoo karez?
Tewnite Pa tried tew gib meh mai Anti Biotix n ai fited wiff hym n meowmie.
ai hissed atted dem.
ai unly hab 2 moar dozez uff dat nazty likqwid stuff. Sew dey tel meh.
yeah..riiiiiiiiiite..
Den Ma gibbed meh sum gooshy fuds wiff sum fiber innit..beefybeef..ai wike
dat kynd.
Gnow ai m gonna go poop in dere shooz..waffz
Mosey--fealing meen.


ai hopes dat da anti biotix iz makin youownself tu feelz bettur, beclaws
dats wut itz supozed tu du

iffin yourownself tinks dat da likuid anti biotix ar bad, dey reely ar
gnot.

haffin tu take pillz iz much hardur on yourownself, dan jest habbin tu
swallow da likuid medisin iz

ai iz jest liek yourownself beclawz win mai hoomin just tryed tu luks at
mai teefs, ai woodent let himz du dat wifout makkin it az hard az
possibal

butted win ai hadda go tu da TED, she waz berry gnice tu myownself, anna
ai letted hur luks atta dem...butted ai stil maid hur wurk a liddle,
just beclaws ai dozent fink dat ai shoud mak it tu ezy fur hur, yu gnowe

ai iz sindink purrz dat win da TED kleenz yur teefs, dat it izent tu
hard onna yourownself

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez

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Old May 4th 11, 06:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On May 4, 5:32*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
ai kalled TED on da fone fingy n re skeduled mai toof kleening till next
wednsdai da 11f uf Mae en da morning abaowt 9 or 10 aye em. , n ai kan kome
hoam after 3 pee em *sew ai wyl be heer tyl den.
Dey r gunna nok meh owt tew kleen mai teef n ai hoap dey dunt tayke mai une
remainingh fang..Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on TED iffen hym duz dat tew meh . *dey
telled meowmie dat ai wyl be kinda goofy frum da Anna
Settik,,,wheeeeeee...but ai wyl try n gnot fawl daown.
ai kant hab inny fudz aftur midnite on Toozdai..da uthut cats, wyl be mad az
help, but hoo karez?
Tewnite Pa tried tew gib meh mai Anti Biotix n ai fited wiff hym n meowmie.
ai hissed atted dem.
ai unly hab 2 moar dozez uff dat nazty likqwid *stuff. Sew dey tel meh.
yeah..riiiiiiiiiite..
Den Ma *gibbed meh sum gooshy fuds wiff sum *fiber innit..beefybeef..ai wike
dat kynd.
Gnow ai m gonna go poop in dere shooz..waffz
Mosey--fealing meen.


(twee Gordon Kittiez waffin)
Ah! Go on poop inna shews! (Waffin agen).....bettur still, hurk inna
bed......datz a gudgud wun. Wen awl else fayles, dat wun wurks!
Jack whu nose
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Old May 4th 11, 06:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default ai m gnot goin tew TED jest yet

mine heroo, Trudi, who is not tellin abowt da hurke what recentlee aperred
inna soft anna fureez bedspread...
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On May 4, 5:32 am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
ai kalled TED on da fone fingy n re skeduled mai toof kleening till next
wednsdai da 11f uf Mae en da morning abaowt 9 or 10 aye em. , n ai kan
kome
hoam after 3 pee em sew ai wyl be heer tyl den.
Dey r gunna nok meh owt tew kleen mai teef n ai hoap dey dunt tayke mai
une
remainingh fang..Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on TED iffen hym duz dat tew meh . dey
telled meowmie dat ai wyl be kinda goofy frum da Anna
Settik,,,wheeeeeee...but ai wyl try n gnot fawl daown.
ai kant hab inny fudz aftur midnite on Toozdai..da uthut cats, wyl be mad
az
help, but hoo karez?
Tewnite Pa tried tew gib meh mai Anti Biotix n ai fited wiff hym n
meowmie.
ai hissed atted dem.
ai unly hab 2 moar dozez uff dat nazty likqwid stuff. Sew dey tel meh.
yeah..riiiiiiiiiite..
Den Ma gibbed meh sum gooshy fuds wiff sum fiber innit..beefybeef..ai wike
dat kynd.
Gnow ai m gonna go poop in dere shooz..waffz
Mosey--fealing meen.


(twee Gordon Kittiez waffin)
Ah! Go on poop inna shews! (Waffin agen).....bettur still, hurk inna
bed......datz a gudgud wun. Wen awl else fayles, dat wun wurks!
Jack whu nose


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Old May 6th 11, 05:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On May 4, 5:32 am, "Mosey =^..^=
ai kalled TED on da fone fingy n re skeduled mai toof kleening till next
Furrzdai da 12 f uf Mae en da morning abaowt 9 or 10 aye em. , n ai kan
kome
hoam after 3 pee em sew ai wyl be heer tyl den.
Dey r gunna nok meh owt tew kleen mai teef n ai hoap dey dunt tayke mai
une
remainingh fang..Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on TED iffen hym duz dat tew meh . dey
telled meowmie dat ai wyl be kinda goofy frum da Anna
Settik,,,wheeeeeee...but ai wyl try n gnot fawl daown.
ai kant hab inny fudz aftur midnite on Toozdai..da uthut cats, wyl be mad
az
help, but hoo karez?
Tewnite Pa tried tew gib meh mai Anti Biotix n ai fited wiff hym n
meowmie.
ai hissed atted dem.
ai unly hab 2 moar dozez uff dat nazty likqwid stuff. Sew dey tel meh.
yeah..riiiiiiiiiite..
Den Ma gibbed meh sum gooshy fuds wiff sum fiber innit..beefybeef..ai
wike
dat kynd.
Gnow ai m gonna go poop in dere shooz..waffz
Mosey--fealing meen.


(twee Gordon Kittiez waffin)
Ah! Go on poop inna shews! (Waffin agen).....bettur still, hurk inna
bed......datz a gudgud wun. Wen awl else fayles, dat wun wurks!
Jack whu nose


Umaky, ai kan doo dat. boff uff em... .yeUP
Mosey

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Old May 6th 11, 05:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default ai m gnot goin tew TED jest yet

Mosey jest waffs at dat une. yeUP


mine heroo, Trudi, who is not tellin abowt da hurke what recentlee aperred

inna soft anna fureez bedspread...

On May 4, 5:32 am, "Mosey =^..^="
ai kalled TED on da fone fingy n re skeduled mai toof kleening till next
Furrzdai da 12 f uf Mae en da morning abaowt 9 or 10 aye em. , n ai kan
kome
hoam after 3 pee em sew ai wyl be heer tyl den.
Dey r gunna nok meh owt tew kleen mai teef n ai hoap dey dunt tayke mai
une
remainingh fang..Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on TED iffen hym duz dat tew meh . dey
telled meowmie dat ai wyl be kinda goofy frum da Anna
Settik,,,wheeeeeee...but ai wyl try n gnot fawl daown.
ai kant hab inny fudz aftur midnite on Toozdai..da uthut cats, wyl be mad
az
help, but hoo karez?
Tewnite Pa tried tew gib meh mai Anti Biotix n ai fited wiff hym n
meowmie.
ai hissed atted dem.
ai unly hab 2 moar dozez uff dat nazty likqwid stuff. Sew dey tel meh.
yeah..riiiiiiiiiite..
Den Ma gibbed meh sum gooshy fuds wiff sum fiber innit..beefybeef..ai wike
dat kynd.
Gnow ai m gonna go poop in dere shooz..waffz
Mosey--fealing meen.


(twee Gordon Kittiez waffin)
Ah! Go on poop inna shews! (Waffin agen).....bettur still, hurk inna
bed......datz a gudgud wun. Wen awl else fayles, dat wun wurks!
Jack whu nose

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Old May 6th 11, 06:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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On Tue, 3 May 2011 21:32:36 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

ai kalled TED on da fone fingy n re skeduled mai toof kleening till next
Furrzdai da 12 f uf Mae en da morning abaowt 9 or 10 aye em. , n ai kan
kome
hoam after 3 pee em sew ai wyl be heer tyl den.
Dey r gunna nok meh owt tew kleen mai teef n ai hoap dey dunt tayke mai une
remainingh fang..Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on TED iffen hym duz dat tew meh . dey
telled meowmie dat ai wyl be kinda goofy frum da Anna
Settik,,,wheeeeeee...but ai wyl try n gnot fawl daown.
ai kant hab inny fudz aftur midnite on Toozdai..da uthut cats, wyl be mad
az
help, but hoo karez?
Tewnite Pa tried tew gib meh mai Anti Biotix n ai fited wiff hym n meowmie.
ai hissed atted dem.
ai unly hab 2 moar dozez uff dat nazty likqwid stuff. Sew dey tel meh.
yeah..riiiiiiiiiite..
Den Ma gibbed meh sum gooshy fuds wiff sum fiber innit..beefybeef..ai
wike
dat kynd.
Gnow ai m gonna go poop in dere shooz..waffz
Mosey--fealing meen.


ai hopes dat da anti biotix iz makin youownself tu feelz bettur, beclaws
dats wut itz supozed tu du

iffin yourownself tinks dat da likuid anti biotix ar bad, dey reely ar
gnot.

haffin tu take pillz iz much hardur on yourownself, dan jest habbin tu
swallow da likuid medisin iz

ai iz jest liek yourownself beclawz win mai hoomin just tryed tu luks at
mai teefs, ai woodent let himz du dat wifout makkin it az hard az
possibal

butted win ai hadda go tu da TED, she waz berry gnice tu myownself, anna
ai letted hur luks atta dem...butted ai stil maid hur wurk a liddle,
just beclaws ai dozent fink dat ai shoud mak it tu ezy fur hur, yu gnowe

ai iz sindink purrz dat win da TED kleenz yur teefs, dat it izent tu
hard onna yourownself

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez


Fank yewrownself fur duh gud adbize, purrs n nise wishus lorili
Mosey --hoo wyl beh gwad wen diz iz awl ovur.

 




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