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I may never get back here again
Well, it mai haff been a gud dog at one timez but da people lied to da
gramby and da D thing had no mannerz and tried to eat da futon and da roker chair fing. It self barked until fife in da morning and we wz all upsetted. It went bak to da peoplez anna we dont fink dere will be anofther one. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... truder kitteez iz bad enuf, buta d thing iz juzt unceptable, OEJ, shudderin "Granby" wrote in message ... Piglett takes her turn. I izn so pleazed bouot diz new cat but it waz 10 belo da zero mard and we heard her kryink in da kold. Gramby went in da out and took a while to find itself. Dat cat was so kold it was stiff when she karried it in da houze. We fout it was a bittie anna I wax happy. Den it fawed out and startted kizzin and spitttin. It went to da ted and we foun out it was gonna haff bitties but dem waz notted in gud ashape so da Ted took dem away and sended dem toda bridge. Her was in bad shape and nearlie starffed. Her iz home now and wais fife pounds. O T made frenzs wiff her after dat dog waz here for a nite, more bout dat laterz. Annyway her iz here and she is gettink nizer each day. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we iz watin, OEJ, ports ofur sum tweetz fur ot, "Granby" wrote in message ... After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. I may never get back here.............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. I know dere iz za venture but, we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby |
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I may never get back here again
She had no water in her atta allz, we gaf her wadder effery hour for haff da
nite. Now her eatz like a Pig, I meanz like an O T anna her feelz bedder. Her seemz ta know gramby helped herself. She kan be a spitfire anna Lizzie Borden still fitz herself. Piglett not quite sure of her feelings on the matter. "MLB" wrote in message ... Granby wrote: Piglett takes her turn. I izn so pleazed bouot diz new cat but it waz 10 belo da zero mard and we heard her kryink in da kold. Gramby went in da out and took a while to find itself. Dat cat was so kold it was stiff when she karried it in da houze. We fout it was a bittie anna I wax happy. Den it fawed out and startted kizzin and spitttin. It went to da ted and we foun out it was gonna haff bitties but dem waz notted in gud ashape so da Ted took dem away and sended dem toda bridge. Her was in bad shape and nearlie starffed. Her iz home now and wais fife pounds. O T made frenzs wiff her after dat dog waz here for a nite, more bout dat laterz. Annyway her iz here and she is gettink nizer each day. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we iz watin, OEJ, ports ofur sum tweetz fur ot, "Granby" wrote in message ... After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. I may never get back here.............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. I know dere iz za venture but, we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby Dat por lil babi cat goin frew all dat. Weez purrrin fur hur an da gud pepl whoo tak car ov hur. TuTu |
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I may never get back here again
fangu
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Oh Piglett, dat iz sew sad abowt da poor kitty hoo wuz frozun n, starffed n den lozt hur bitties Bwez da Grambyz kynd hart fur taking da poor kold n starfing kitty in n tayking hur tew TED. ai m gwad fingz r wurkingh owt fur yoo n we awl send owr warming purrs fur yew awl tew keap warm. dat iz tew kold en da owt. Luvz, Mosey fur hiz famlee Piglett takes her turn. I izn so pleazed bouot diz new cat but it waz 10 belo da zero mard and we heard her kryink in da kold. Gramby went in da out and took a while to find itself. Dat cat was so kold it was stiff when she karried it in da houze. We fout it was a bittie anna I wax happy. Den it fawed out and startted kizzin and spitttin. It went to da ted and we foun out it was gonna haff bitties but dem waz notted in gud ashape so da Ted took dem away and sended dem toda bridge. Her was in bad shape and nearlie starffed. Her iz home now and wais fife pounds. O T made frenzs wiff her after dat dog waz here for a nite, more bout dat laterz. Annyway her iz here and she is gettink nizer each day. " we iz watin, OEJ, ports ofur sum tweetz fur ot, "Granby" After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. I may never get back here.............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. I know dere iz za venture but, we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby Dat por lil babi cat goin frew all dat. Weez purrrin fur hur an da gud pepl whoo tak car ov hur. TuTu |
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we iz all glad ta be bak
"Booker" wrote in message ... Yur bak! Weze all missed yu. Ar sekretari is sik an usin lotz of kleeenex, so weze not postin much, jest reeding. Booker On 2/19/2011 1:15 PM, Granby wrote: After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. I may never get back here.............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. I know dere iz za venture but, we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby |
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I may never get back here again
Mosey :MRRRRRRRRRT on dat bad D fingy...
gud fing hym wennted bak tew doze lyingh hoominz, ai gotz uh haffa mynd tew port ovur dere n pee awl ovur dere plase, uben 'inbizibul moad' uff korse..ai didded et unse behfur..rite OEJ..*winks* ?? *Mosey smirklez at remumburing dat insidunt...n waffz.* UB: nobudy mezzuz wif da gramby n gitz uhwai wiffit iffen ai hab innfing tew sai ubaowt et...nope. "Granby" Well, it mai haff been a gud dog at one timez but da people lied to da gramby and da D thing had no mannerz and tried to eat da futon and da roker chair fing. It self barked until fife in da morning and we wz all upsetted. It went bak to da peoplez anna we dont fink dere will be anofther one. truder kitteez iz bad enuf, buta d thing iz juzt unceptable, OEJ, shudderin "Granby" Piglett takes her turn. I izn so pleazed bouot diz new cat but it waz 10 belo da zero mard and we heard her kryink in da kold. Gramby went in da out and took a while to find itself. Dat cat was so kold it was stiff when she karried it in da houze. We fout it was a bittie anna I wax happy. Den it fawed out and startted kizzin and spitttin. It went to da ted and we foun out it was gonna haff bitties but dem waz notted in gud ashape so da Ted took dem away and sended dem toda bridge. Her was in bad shape and nearlie starffed. Her iz home now and wais fife pounds. O T made frenzs wiff her after dat dog waz here for a nite, more bout dat laterz. Annyway her iz here and she is gettink nizer each day. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we iz watin, OEJ, ports ofur sum tweetz fur ot, "Granby" wrote in message ... After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. I may never get back here.............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. I know dere iz za venture but, we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby |
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Oh dat pore kitty tew goh fru awl dat, n yew gotz sutch uh nise, kynd,
meowmie Piglett, n remembur da tymes da Gramby wint wooking fur yerownself cuz hur wuz wurried abowt yew? Hur luvz yew, n hur is hulping unuther pore kitty hoo knend hur tew but ..dat don’t meen dat da Gramby luvz yew, or Willow, or OT innythu lezz..Nope..hur haz uh bigbig hart...but yew 3 r hur favutites. yeUP. Luvz n PUUUUUUUUURRS Mosey She had no water in her atta allz, we gaf her wadder effery hour for haff da nite. Now her eatz like a Pig, I meanz like an O T anna her feelz bedder. Her seemz ta know gramby helped herself. She kan be a spitfire anna Lizzie Borden still fitz herself. Piglett not quite sure of her feelings on the matter. Granby wrote: Piglett takes her turn. I izn so pleazed bouot diz new cat but it waz 10 belo da zero mard and we heard her kryink in da kold. Gramby went in da out and took a while to find itself. Dat cat was so kold it was stiff when she karried it in da houze. We fout it was a bittie anna I wax happy. Den it fawed out and startted kizzin and spitttin. It went to da ted and we foun out it was gonna haff bitties but dem waz notted in gud ashape so da Ted took dem away and sended dem toda bridge. Her was in bad shape and nearlie starffed. Her iz home now and wais fife pounds. O T made frenzs wiff her after dat dog waz here for a nite, more bout dat laterz. Annyway her iz here and she is gettink nizer each day. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we iz watin, OEJ, ports ofur sum tweetz fur ot, "Granby" wrote in message ... After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. I may never get back here.............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. I know dere iz za venture but, we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby Dat por lil babi cat goin frew all dat. Weez purrrin fur hur an da gud pepl whoo tak car ov hur. TuTu |
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well dat iz bad hoominz, butted noizee iz alzo unceptable, OEJ
"Granby" wrote in message ... Well, it mai haff been a gud dog at one timez but da people lied to da gramby and da D thing had no mannerz and tried to eat da futon and da roker chair fing. It self barked until fife in da morning and we wz all upsetted. It went bak to da peoplez anna we dont fink dere will be anofther one. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... truder kitteez iz bad enuf, buta d thing iz juzt unceptable, OEJ, shudderin "Granby" wrote in message ... Piglett takes her turn. I izn so pleazed bouot diz new cat but it waz 10 belo da zero mard and we heard her kryink in da kold. Gramby went in da out and took a while to find itself. Dat cat was so kold it was stiff when she karried it in da houze. We fout it was a bittie anna I wax happy. Den it fawed out and startted kizzin and spitttin. It went to da ted and we foun out it was gonna haff bitties but dem waz notted in gud ashape so da Ted took dem away and sended dem toda bridge. Her was in bad shape and nearlie starffed. Her iz home now and wais fife pounds. O T made frenzs wiff her after dat dog waz here for a nite, more bout dat laterz. Annyway her iz here and she is gettink nizer each day. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we iz watin, OEJ, ports ofur sum tweetz fur ot, "Granby" wrote in message ... After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. I may never get back here.............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. I know dere iz za venture but, we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby |
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too manee dog kootteez in dat howze fur me, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Mosey :MRRRRRRRRRT on dat bad D fingy... gud fing hym wennted bak tew doze lyingh hoominz, ai gotz uh haffa mynd tew port ovur dere n pee awl ovur dere plase, uben 'inbizibul moad' uff korse..ai didded et unse behfur..rite OEJ..*winks* ?? *Mosey smirklez at remumburing dat insidunt...n waffz.* UB: nobudy mezzuz wif da gramby n gitz uhwai wiffit iffen ai hab innfing tew sai ubaowt et...nope. "Granby" Well, it mai haff been a gud dog at one timez but da people lied to da gramby and da D thing had no mannerz and tried to eat da futon and da roker chair fing. It self barked until fife in da morning and we wz all upsetted. It went bak to da peoplez anna we dont fink dere will be anofther one. truder kitteez iz bad enuf, buta d thing iz juzt unceptable, OEJ, shudderin "Granby" Piglett takes her turn. I izn so pleazed bouot diz new cat but it waz 10 belo da zero mard and we heard her kryink in da kold. Gramby went in da out and took a while to find itself. Dat cat was so kold it was stiff when she karried it in da houze. We fout it was a bittie anna I wax happy. Den it fawed out and startted kizzin and spitttin. It went to da ted and we foun out it was gonna haff bitties but dem waz notted in gud ashape so da Ted took dem away and sended dem toda bridge. Her was in bad shape and nearlie starffed. Her iz home now and wais fife pounds. O T made frenzs wiff her after dat dog waz here for a nite, more bout dat laterz. Annyway her iz here and she is gettink nizer each day. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we iz watin, OEJ, ports ofur sum tweetz fur ot, "Granby" wrote in message ... After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. I may never get back here.............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. I know dere iz za venture but, we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby |
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On Feb 19, 9:33*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Piglett takes her turn. *I izn so pleazed bouot diz new cat but it waz 10 belo da zero mard and we heard her kryink in da kold. *Gramby went in da out and took a while to find itself. *Dat cat was so kold it was stiff when she karried it in da houze. *We fout it was a bittie anna I wax happy. *Den it fawed out and startted kizzin and spitttin. *It went to da ted and we foun out it was gonna haff bitties but dem waz notted in gud ashape so da Ted took dem away and sended dem toda bridge. *Her was in bad shape and nearlie starffed. Her iz home now and wais fife pounds. *O T made frenzs wiff her after dat dog waz here for a nite, more bout dat laterz. *Annyway her iz here and she is gettink nizer each day."Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we iz watin, OEJ, ports ofur sum tweetz fur ot, "Granby" wrote in message ... After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. *I may never get back here..............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. *Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. *I know dere iz za venture but, *we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, *she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, *anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. *Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. *Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby Awh...wat a wukky kitty! Wees gwad she fownded hur way tu yure howse! Fang bast fur kitty wuffurz! Is Wizzie Borden gonna be hur nayme? Gordon Kittiez |
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On Feb 19, 5:33*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Piglett takes her turn. *I izn so pleazed bouot diz new cat but it waz 10 belo da zero mard and we heard her kryink in da kold. *Gramby went in da out and took a while to find itself. *Dat cat was so kold it was stiff when she karried it in da houze. *We fout it was a bittie anna I wax happy. *Den it fawed out and startted kizzin and spitttin. *It went to da ted and we foun out it was gonna haff bitties but dem waz notted in gud ashape so da Ted took dem away and sended dem toda bridge. *Her was in bad shape and nearlie starffed. Her iz home now and wais fife pounds. *O T made frenzs wiff her after dat dog waz here for a nite, more bout dat laterz. *Annyway her iz here and she is gettink nizer each day."Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we iz watin, OEJ, ports ofur sum tweetz fur ot, "Granby" wrote in message ... After half the people relate to me promised to help me get back on, I finally decided I could do this. *I may never get back here..............O T shoves gramby away from the kepboard. *Hihi dix iz O T anna I got lotza stuff to tell ya. *I know dere iz za venture but, *we got a puter from a fren, den we gotrz a new puter and den we gotza a new Kitty, *she iznt zactly a kitty her is fife puunds of pure grump but, I iz learnink to like herself (at leadst bedder dan that Dog fingie) anna she is about 4 yeartz old so da Ted says, *anna her name iz Lizzy Borden and her actkz like da name for a bit) den we had a Dog fing for a nite, den anna, anna, O T falls over from pure exhaustion. *Yes, there is lots of news but I have got to catch up on so much first. *Thanks for all the purrs and prayers. Gramby- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Dat twajik stowy(snf snf). Welkum bakk da Granby, an "yoor" kitteez. Itted awways sew gnice to hab a gnoo memfur ob dis comoomady. Welkum, Lizzy Borden. Purrs fur yoor por bitties (snf). MeOwy |
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