Uh-Oh

ChildFree23 wrote:
I want to be the flower kitty!!!!!

What are your qualifications?

I'm a very handsome black kitty. My furs look good with any
color of
flower!

Okay, you can be the flower kitty -- but don't get too close
to my tail!

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (2 More Days!)
Chief Tortie In Residence

Thanks. You're a very pretty kitty and I want to carry flowers that
will look very pretty on you. What kind of flowers will I be carrying?

Nathan, avoiding Kitty Schottland's tail

ChildFree23 wrote:
Oh! I knews I forgotted something! Does anykitty want
to
be in the wedding party?

Well, I gottid to be in Lilith an Sammy's wedding pardee,
so
I wont bolunteer fur dis wun. But if yoo duznt git enuf
udder kittees, I wud be honnered to be in yurs, too.

Iz yoo habbing a furmal Temple of Bast wedding like
Lilith
an Sammy's?

Well, since I'ze a Jewish kitty, and Boogie is and Irish
kitty, I suppose we'll have a civil ceremony. Purresident
Clarence, will you officiate?

Of course I will. Do you and Boogie want to help write the
ceremony?

We'll just go with simple kitty ceremony that is appropriate
for older kitties such as ourselves. Do you have anything
like that?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (2 More Days!)
Chief Tortie In Residence

No. I'll have to write one for you. Is there anything either of you
want in it?

Clarence

Oh, fangu, Kitty Schottland. Ize furry honnered, an it will be inneresting
to see Pompeii.
--
Rebecca

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Oh! That's right! Miss Violette, you'll be my matron of honor. OEJ,
Trudi, and Rebecca can be my maids of honor. Now, what else do I need?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training [3 More Days]
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I think you asked me to stand up with you as matron of honor, I am sure
OEJ
and Trudi will be bridesmaids if you like,Now just get your wink to pick
the
groomsmen. Who will do the ceremony? Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Lets see, you like what food?

People food, what else?

the guest list is set because it is all of RPCC.

Okay

Where do you want the rehearsal?

How about on the Orient Express?

Where do you want the ceremony?

Pompeii

What colors do you want?

Neon!

Who is in the wedding party?

Oh! I knews I forgotted something! Does anykitty want to be
in the wedding party?

Miss Violette, thinking that should get us started
ChildFree23 wrote in message
nk.net...
[Kitty Schottland wakes up from one of her many daily naps,
nibbles from the food dish in the kitchen, and then jumps
up
on the counter to see the calendar.]

HISS-SPIT I'ze getting winkwinked in eleven days and I
haven't even began planning the re-hurk-sal dinner! Miss
Violette, help!

O0o wadda purrittee ring...O! I wud be purrowd an deelited tu be da ring
bearer!
Fangu furr azkink me, Boogie!
Wow...da seremony iz tumurro!

Pitoonya

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Pitoonya, sweetie, wud you please be da ring bearer? You see, I gottid
mine
wink to be a pritty wedwink ring anna I wud like you to carry it down da
aisle anna hold it safe till it's time to puttid it onna mine own dearest
Kitty's paw.

Cud you duz dat?

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlamore
"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
[Kitty Schottland wakes up from one of her many daily naps,
nibbles from the food dish in the kitchen, and then jumps up
on the counter to see the calendar.]

HISS-SPIT I'ze getting winkwinked in eleven days and I
haven't even began planning the re-hurk-sal dinner! Miss
Violette, help!


I yam tuu nuu tu be enklooded in da wedwink pardy, but...
I wyll be in da audience.
I wyll bring uh wedding purrezent.
I tink uh hoomayne meowz-trap wud be apropriate
I might effin katsh da bokay,
buttid I yam tuu yung to get wedwinked.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee

I want to be the flower kitty!!!!!

What are your qualifications?

I'm a very handsome black kitty. My furs look good with
any
color of
flower!

Okay, you can be the flower kitty -- but don't get too
close
to my tail!

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (2 More Days!)
Chief Tortie In Residence

Thanks. You're a very pretty kitty and I want to carry
flowers that
will look very pretty on you. What kind of flowers will I
be carrying?

Nip flowers!

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (1 More Day!)
Chief Tortie In Residence

Well, since I'ze a Jewish kitty, and Boogie is and Irish
kitty, I suppose we'll have a civil ceremony.
Purresident
Clarence, will you officiate?

Of course I will. Do you and Boogie want to help write
the
ceremony?

We'll just go with simple kitty ceremony that is
appropriate
for older kitties such as ourselves. Do you have anything
like that?

No. I'll have to write one for you. Is there anything
either of you
want in it?

Something about the right to mice, liberty, and the pursuit of
nip.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (1 More Day!)
Chief Tortie In Residence

ChildFree23 wrote:
Well, since I'ze a Jewish kitty, and Boogie is and Irish
kitty, I suppose we'll have a civil ceremony.
Purresident
Clarence, will you officiate?

Of course I will. Do you and Boogie want to help write
the
ceremony?

We'll just go with simple kitty ceremony that is
appropriate
for older kitties such as ourselves. Do you have anything
like that?

No. I'll have to write one for you. Is there anything
either of you
want in it?

Something about the right to mice, liberty, and the pursuit of
nip.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (1 More Day!)
Chief Tortie In Residence

OK. Do you also want something about loving and cherishing each other?
And do you want anything from the ceremony that Miranda does?

Clarence

Something about the right to mice, liberty, and the pursuit
of
nip.

OK. Do you also want something about loving and cherishing
each other?
And do you want anything from the ceremony that Miranda
does?

Sure, if you can make it suitable for old, grouchy kitties
such as ourownselves.

I trust you, Clarence! Write whatever ceremony you want.

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

ChildFree23 wrote:
Something about the right to mice, liberty, and the pursuit
of
nip.

OK. Do you also want something about loving and cherishing
each other?
And do you want anything from the ceremony that Miranda
does?

Sure, if you can make it suitable for old, grouchy kitties
such as ourownselves.

I trust you, Clarence! Write whatever ceremony you want.

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

OK. I was wondering if you wanted to keep in the bite and whap!

When is this ceremony supposed to start?

Clarence

Er I'ze furgetz...who gets bit anna who gets whapped

Boogie, finkin dat mebbe he can do wifout gettin whapped


"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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ChildFree23 wrote:
Something about the right to mice, liberty, and the pursuit
of
nip.

OK. Do you also want something about loving and cherishing
each other?
And do you want anything from the ceremony that Miranda
does?

Sure, if you can make it suitable for old, grouchy kitties
such as ourownselves.

I trust you, Clarence! Write whatever ceremony you want.

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

OK. I was wondering if you wanted to keep in the bite and whap!

When is this ceremony supposed to start?

Clarence