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Old February 5th 07, 04:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Cantate
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Hi, it's me, Cherry. Last night I was out doing my usual supervision
of the dog walk. We turned a corner, and I decided to take a graceful
antelope-leap over Joy (the dog, Brittany Spaniel). At the same time
that undisciplined, painfully clumsy dog decided to dart forward and
up. Of course, my graceful leap was rudely interrupted by the large
dog-body in front of me, which I encountered head-first. I changed
direction, went straight in the air and landed where I had originally
planned, on the other side of the dog. Then I saw two unknown hoomins
watching. My own hoomin was laughing her head off.

What could I do? I gave myself several dignity licks and abandoned
supervising the dog walk. Could I actually admit that these two
creatures, the hoomin and the dog, belonged to me?

I have let the hoomin know what I think by staying out of her bed at
night. Well, except for the perfect opportunity to meatloaf on top of
her. Once. I would have stayed out all night, but it's cold out
there.

Do any of you have such awkward and embarrassing critters in your
home?

(Queen) Cherry

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Old February 5th 07, 11:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Helen Miles
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"Cantate" wrote in message
ups.com

Do any of you have such awkward and embarrassing critters in your
home?

(Queen) Cherry///


Yes, my human is completely outrageous. She keeps tripping over me and
then when I dash out through the catflap as if I'm in a panic, she runs
after me appologising. Stupid Human. I just give her the most filthy
look of feline death I can.

Miss Lily Whiskers.




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Old February 7th 07, 01:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Cantate
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I think they haven't yet figured out that "put" is not something you
do to a cat. The four of us are working very hard to teach our hoomin
that she can't "put" us anywhere!

I forgave her, though, because I like to have a bedwarmer.

Cherry

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Old February 7th 07, 01:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Matthew
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"Cantate" wrote in message
ups.com...
Hi, it's me, Cherry. Last night I was out doing my usual supervision
of the dog walk. We turned a corner, and I decided to take a graceful
antelope-leap over Joy (the dog, Brittany Spaniel). At the same time
that undisciplined, painfully clumsy dog decided to dart forward and
up. Of course, my graceful leap was rudely interrupted by the large
dog-body in front of me, which I encountered head-first. I changed
direction, went straight in the air and landed where I had originally
planned, on the other side of the dog. Then I saw two unknown hoomins
watching. My own hoomin was laughing her head off.

What could I do? I gave myself several dignity licks and abandoned
supervising the dog walk. Could I actually admit that these two
creatures, the hoomin and the dog, belonged to me?

I have let the hoomin know what I think by staying out of her bed at
night. Well, except for the perfect opportunity to meatloaf on top of
her. Once. I would have stayed out all night, but it's cold out
there.

Do any of you have such awkward and embarrassing critters in your
home?

(Queen) Cherry


I can't understand why my slave keeps picking me up from the warm spot that
he leaves when he stands up. Does he not know the rules. Hoomins I will
have to punish him at 4 am when he is one eye open.

Ka' Shay


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Old February 8th 07, 01:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Cantate
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Cherry! You've been on my computer again.
----What?
Cherry, you've been on my computer and you wrote nasty things about me
to your Internet kitty friends.
----What are you talking about?
You know.
----Well, you talk about me too.
Yes, but I normally say nice things. Stay off my computer!
----Whose computer?
Mine.
----Are you sure? I'm a cat, therefore I own everything in this
house.
(Sigh.)

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Old February 10th 07, 09:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
polonca12000
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Cantate wrote:

Cherry! You've been on my computer again.
----What?
Cherry, you've been on my computer and you wrote nasty things about me
to your Internet kitty friends.
----What are you talking about?
You know.
----Well, you talk about me too.
Yes, but I normally say nice things. Stay off my computer!
----Whose computer?
Mine.
----Are you sure? I'm a cat, therefore I own everything in this
house.
(Sigh.)

LOL!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek

 




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