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What an embarrassing hoomin and dog!
Hi, it's me, Cherry. Last night I was out doing my usual supervision
of the dog walk. We turned a corner, and I decided to take a graceful antelope-leap over Joy (the dog, Brittany Spaniel). At the same time that undisciplined, painfully clumsy dog decided to dart forward and up. Of course, my graceful leap was rudely interrupted by the large dog-body in front of me, which I encountered head-first. I changed direction, went straight in the air and landed where I had originally planned, on the other side of the dog. Then I saw two unknown hoomins watching. My own hoomin was laughing her head off. What could I do? I gave myself several dignity licks and abandoned supervising the dog walk. Could I actually admit that these two creatures, the hoomin and the dog, belonged to me? I have let the hoomin know what I think by staying out of her bed at night. Well, except for the perfect opportunity to meatloaf on top of her. Once. I would have stayed out all night, but it's cold out there. Do any of you have such awkward and embarrassing critters in your home? (Queen) Cherry |
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What an embarrassing hoomin and dog!
"Cantate" wrote in message
ups.com Do any of you have such awkward and embarrassing critters in your home? (Queen) Cherry/// Yes, my human is completely outrageous. She keeps tripping over me and then when I dash out through the catflap as if I'm in a panic, she runs after me appologising. Stupid Human. I just give her the most filthy look of feline death I can. Miss Lily Whiskers. -- Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG |
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What an embarrassing hoomin and dog!
I think they haven't yet figured out that "put" is not something you
do to a cat. The four of us are working very hard to teach our hoomin that she can't "put" us anywhere! I forgave her, though, because I like to have a bedwarmer. Cherry |
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What an embarrassing hoomin and dog!
"Cantate" wrote in message ups.com... Hi, it's me, Cherry. Last night I was out doing my usual supervision of the dog walk. We turned a corner, and I decided to take a graceful antelope-leap over Joy (the dog, Brittany Spaniel). At the same time that undisciplined, painfully clumsy dog decided to dart forward and up. Of course, my graceful leap was rudely interrupted by the large dog-body in front of me, which I encountered head-first. I changed direction, went straight in the air and landed where I had originally planned, on the other side of the dog. Then I saw two unknown hoomins watching. My own hoomin was laughing her head off. What could I do? I gave myself several dignity licks and abandoned supervising the dog walk. Could I actually admit that these two creatures, the hoomin and the dog, belonged to me? I have let the hoomin know what I think by staying out of her bed at night. Well, except for the perfect opportunity to meatloaf on top of her. Once. I would have stayed out all night, but it's cold out there. Do any of you have such awkward and embarrassing critters in your home? (Queen) Cherry I can't understand why my slave keeps picking me up from the warm spot that he leaves when he stands up. Does he not know the rules. Hoomins I will have to punish him at 4 am when he is one eye open. Ka' Shay |
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What an embarrassing hoomin and dog!
Cherry! You've been on my computer again.
----What? Cherry, you've been on my computer and you wrote nasty things about me to your Internet kitty friends. ----What are you talking about? You know. ----Well, you talk about me too. Yes, but I normally say nice things. Stay off my computer! ----Whose computer? Mine. ----Are you sure? I'm a cat, therefore I own everything in this house. (Sigh.) |
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What an embarrassing hoomin and dog!
Cantate wrote:
Cherry! You've been on my computer again. ----What? Cherry, you've been on my computer and you wrote nasty things about me to your Internet kitty friends. ----What are you talking about? You know. ----Well, you talk about me too. Yes, but I normally say nice things. Stay off my computer! ----Whose computer? Mine. ----Are you sure? I'm a cat, therefore I own everything in this house. (Sigh.) LOL! Best wishes, Polonca and Soncek |
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