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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
owrz hoominz didunt be here fur turkeybird day butted soft purrmized owrz
own later, Tiger, who kant wate Will in New Haven wrote in message ... Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time anda hoomins ated it jus now. Missy: HIss, spit Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum Meowmeess job. Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear, ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot no dat it wuz hiss purrday. Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin. Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too hur. Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me. Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee. All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop. -- "I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues" Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues" |
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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz let
mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger, the hepful Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:01:46 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time anda hoomins ated it jus now. Missy: HIss, spit Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum Meowmeess job. Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear, ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot no dat it wuz hiss purrday. Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin. Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too hur. Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me. Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee. All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop. Anna happy Fangsgiffink to awl ov you too! Az usual, I turned up my pretty liddle nose atta Turkeybird anna ate my fafforite: crunchiez! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/22/2007 4:54:08 PM |
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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
hafa gud trip, Tiger who duzint lika idermint of traefel
Will in New Haven wrote in message ... On Nov 22, 7:13 pm, "Granby" wrote: Don gif da gramby a lotz of kredit, she had to go to da venture an look it up den her kried kauze she started readin about scooter. Piglet sitting on grambys lap, a rare fing. She's asleep but I don't think you could convince her not to give Granby kredit. She thinks very highly of our friends on this newsgroup. I better go to cuddle-sleep myself soon. The train to my brother's place leaves VERY early in the morning. I will be gone for a few days but I will have excellent internet access so I will be bothering people here again soon after the train ride. Will in New Haven, acting as his ownselfs sekretaree -- "If you don't see the mouse at the table in the first few minutes, check your own breath for cheese." Feather in Poker for Cats "Will in New Haven" wrote in m... On Nov 22, 7:03 pm, "Granby" wrote: Good nite WoToo. Cuddlysleep is best, wun hour count az two Cuddlysleep iz good four you. Nite fren. Yoo no da little nite-nite song. Dat issa nice. yawns, hops on bed, requests that her sekratary type Goodnight to all -- "Will in New Haven" wrote in m... On Nov 22, 6:51 pm, "Granby" wrote: Soundz like youz had a wonnerful dayz. Glad it was good forf yourownselvez. We finalee got some turkeybird from da gramby. Willow stuffed like da bird diz nite. Uncl Bill knowed I didn wanna go downstares wiff alla doz peepul, aldo I no dey are nize peepul, sew hee brotted mee a tinee bit ub turkee- bird anna sat wiff mee for wile. Iyam full anna goin to get sum cuddly- seep. Fangyu four ritin usses. WooToo -- "If you don't see the mouse at the table in the first few minutes, check your own breath for cheese." Feather, in _Poker for Cats_ "Will in New Haven" wrote in .... Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time anda hoomins ated it jus now. Missy: HIss, spit Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum Meowmeess job. Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear, ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot no dat it wuz hiss purrday. Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin. Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too hur. Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me. Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee. All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop. -- "I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues" Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues" |
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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:28:56 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed: mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz let mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger, the hepful My poor wink! Iz yur hoomanz denying you the right to stuff yourownself silly? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/25/2007 12:49:04 PM |
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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
An I will... oh, nevver mind.
Sundance, knowing Tiger would never need help finishing off food "Stormmee" wrote in message ... mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz let mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger, the hepful Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:01:46 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time anda hoomins ated it jus now. Missy: HIss, spit Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum Meowmeess job. Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear, ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot no dat it wuz hiss purrday. Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin. Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too hur. Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me. Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee. All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop. Anna happy Fangsgiffink to awl ov you too! Az usual, I turned up my pretty liddle nose atta Turkeybird anna ate my fafforite: crunchiez! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/22/2007 4:54:08 PM |
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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
I wuuld sakrfize minsef anna eat yourz efin ifin dey hadda shared. Tiger
still turkeyless Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:28:56 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz let mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger, the hepful My poor wink! Iz yur hoomanz denying you the right to stuff yourownself silly? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/25/2007 12:49:04 PM |
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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
stormmee com toda grambyz houze, we got ranger kitty in a ninja suitz and he
is gonne klear out da freezer. Piglet setting the timer on the mircowave. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... I wuuld sakrfize minsef anna eat yourz efin ifin dey hadda shared. Tiger still turkeyless Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:28:56 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz let mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger, the hepful My poor wink! Iz yur hoomanz denying you the right to stuff yourownself silly? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/25/2007 12:49:04 PM |
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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
dat iz kule, ninja hhmmm, Tiger thinkin diz kuld bea gud thing kuz himsef
heard furry talkin about turkeybird wsoup dat da gramby made.... Granby wrote in message ... stormmee com toda grambyz houze, we got ranger kitty in a ninja suitz and he is gonne klear out da freezer. Piglet setting the timer on the mircowave. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... I wuuld sakrfize minsef anna eat yourz efin ifin dey hadda shared. Tiger still turkeyless Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:28:56 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz let mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger, the hepful My poor wink! Iz yur hoomanz denying you the right to stuff yourownself silly? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/25/2007 12:49:04 PM |
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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:07:03 -0800, Sundance's little, agile paws
typed: An I will... oh, nevver mind. Sundance, knowing Tiger would never need help finishing off food Ahhh, M. Sundance, how eez yourownself? I haff heard of zees 'venture, and my wink and myownself weel 'port offur wif zee 1935 Bugatti zat I aff borrowed. Now, mine freend, ze best portion eez going to be goink thru New England, where dere eez an abundance of zee seefuds. Zo, I infite you to sit wif myownself and M. Tiger zo dat we can zample awl ov zee delikacies zere - like zee lopster an Wellfleet oysterz, an well, I weel 'port ofur a few cases of furry nice white nip-wines.....and we can eet owr way down zee coast! -- à bientôt, Jacques |
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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee
gud plan fur da fudz, Tiger
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message . .. On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:07:03 -0800, Sundance's little, agile paws typed: An I will... oh, nevver mind. Sundance, knowing Tiger would never need help finishing off food Ahhh, M. Sundance, how eez yourownself? I haff heard of zees 'venture, and my wink and myownself weel 'port offur wif zee 1935 Bugatti zat I aff borrowed. Now, mine freend, ze best portion eez going to be goink thru New England, where dere eez an abundance of zee seefuds. Zo, I infite you to sit wif myownself and M. Tiger zo dat we can zample awl ov zee delikacies zere - like zee lopster an Wellfleet oysterz, an well, I weel 'port ofur a few cases of furry nice white nip-wines.....and we can eet owr way down zee coast! -- à bientôt, Jacques |
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